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Deadpool

Deadpool
This list was started on 13th February 2016 by Footballfan
There are 89 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 29th July 2016

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When the only reason your nemesis kept you alive is you told him you're the only one that can fix his ugly face, it may be not so wise to tell him that you lied when he has a gun on your head.
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    Posted, 4th May 2016
    by Garga
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    You gotta feel sorry for Colossus' wife.
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      Posted, 13th February 2016
      by Footballfan
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      Sewing Wade Wilson's mouth shut is the worst thing you can do. Now where have we seen that before...
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        Posted, 13th February 2016
        by Footballfan
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        Two mutants living in a really big house. Almost seems like the studio couldn't afford any more X-Men.
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          I loved how he said that. It was exactly what I was thinking.
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        Posted, 13th February 2016
        by Footballfan
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        Stan Lee works in a strip club.
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        • 21st February 2016 by agentdc7
          So that's why we rarely see him cameo in an X-Men film.
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        Posted, 13th February 2016
        by Footballfan
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        Never make the super suit green. Or animated.
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          Posted, 13th February 2016
          by Footballfan
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          Oxygen chambers have glass fragile enough to throw a sword through, but strong enough to survive being buried under tonnes of rubble.
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            Posted, 16th February 2016
            by Footballfan
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            A knife to the head will kill an ordinary man. In Deadpool's case, it will give his perception a weird MTV filter as Chicago music plays in the background
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              Posted, 12th March 2016
              by FilmSavvy
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              If the movie took itself seriously, there would be a lot more fun on 100thingsilearned.com
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                Posted, 29th March 2016
                by Wujek Spenser
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                Stalking ladies is very bad unless you do it.
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                  Posted, 4th May 2016
                  by Garga
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                  If going down on a lady while wearing Dracula teeth is painful, just imagine when you reverse the places...
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                    Posted, 4th May 2016
                    by Garga
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                    The city of Regina rhymes with fun.
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                      Posted, 4th May 2016
                      by Garga
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                      Macavoy or Stewart, I get these timelines so confused. He is sooooo right.
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                        Posted, 21st May 2016
                        by john2012
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                        Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, even for the X-Men.
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                          Posted, 13th February 2016
                          by Footballfan
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                          If you haven't seen the movie 127 Hours, spoiler alert.
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                            Posted, 13th February 2016
                            by Footballfan
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                            It feels really big if you touch it with a tiny hand.
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                              Posted, 13th February 2016
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                              Taxi drivers routinely kidnap their love rivals and then tell superheroes about it.
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                                Posted, 13th February 2016
                                by Footballfan
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                                The last shot of the movie is the only thing that will be pulling out.
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                                  Posted, 13th February 2016
                                  by Footballfan
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                                  Deadpool wears a red suit so bad guys can't see him bleeding.
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                                    Posted, 13th February 2016
                                    by Footballfan
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                                    The writers of this movie are the real heroes.
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                                      Posted, 13th February 2016
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                                      You can swallow a match and then spit it out, completely able to light it without any problem.
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                                        Posted, 13th February 2016
                                        by FilmSavvy
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                                        The studio could only afford Collosus and Negasonic Teenage Warhead.
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                                          Posted, 13th February 2016
                                          by FilmSavvy
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                                          Cable's gonna be in the sequel, and Kiera Knightley is being considered for the role.
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                                            Posted, 13th February 2016
                                            by FilmSavvy
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                                            Francis chose his nickname from the dish soap.
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                                              Posted, 13th February 2016
                                              by FilmSavvy
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                                              Deadpool doesn't have time for your PG-13 super hero movie bullshit, Colossus.
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                                                Posted, 13th February 2016
                                                by FilmSavvy
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                                                Never search for a roommate on Craigslist.
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                                                  Posted, 13th February 2016
                                                  by FilmSavvy
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                                                  Deadpool can exist outside the MCU and STILL work in Bob, Agent of HYDRA and even a damned Helicarrier. You're welcome.
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                                                    Posted, 13th February 2016
                                                    by FilmSavvy
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                                                    Don't leave your garbage lying around. That's a dick move.
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                                                      Posted, 13th February 2016
                                                      by FilmSavvy
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                                                      All dinosaurs feared the T-Rex.
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                                                        Posted, 13th February 2016
                                                        by FilmSavvy
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                                                        A blowjob is also the name of a drink you order at a bar if you want to have the shit knocked out of you. So order one for one guy as a prank and say it came from someone else.
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                                                          Posted, 13th February 2016
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                                                          The appropriate name for a big man with a beard is Fat Gandalf.
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                                                            Posted, 14th February 2016
                                                            by Footballfan
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                                                            This is a different kind of superhero movie. To tell it properly, you have to go back to before Wade squeezed his ass into red Spandex.
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                                                              Posted, 14th February 2016
                                                              by Footballfan
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                                                              Deadpool is touching himself tonight.
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                                                                Posted, 14th February 2016
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                                                                Negasonic Teenage Warhead is the coolest name ever.
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                                                                  Posted, 14th February 2016
                                                                  by Footballfan
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                                                                  The liver, lungs, prostate and brain are all things you can live without.
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                                                                    Posted, 14th February 2016
                                                                    by Footballfan
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                                                                    A car crash is the perfect time to wonder whether or not you left the stove on at home.
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                                                                      Posted, 14th February 2016
                                                                      by Footballfan
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                                                                      Deadpool finds parallel universes so confusing.
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                                                                        Posted, 14th February 2016
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                                                                        Deadpool isn't a fan of Limp Bizkit
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                                                                          Posted, 14th February 2016
                                                                          by FilmSavvy
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                                                                          The city of Detroit lived to be 102 years old and then died naturally.
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                                                                            Posted, 16th February 2016
                                                                            by Footballfan
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                                                                            A fourth wall break inside a fourth wall break makes sixteen walls.
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                                                                              Posted, 16th February 2016
                                                                              by Footballfan
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                                                                              It takes five minutes to kill somebody using a Zamboni.
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                                                                                Posted, 16th February 2016
                                                                                by Footballfan
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                                                                                They don't have the money to make a teaser for Deadpool 2.
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                                                                                  Posted, 16th February 2016
                                                                                  by Footballfan
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                                                                                  Having a man go down on you while wearing toy Dracula fangs is not pleasant.
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                                                                                    Posted, 16th February 2016
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                                                                                    Ryan Reynolds is God's perfect idiot.
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                                                                                      Posted, 16th February 2016
                                                                                      by Footballfan
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                                                                                      Weasel is more concerned with the condition of his bar stools than he is the well being of his customers.
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                                                                                        Posted, 18th February 2016
                                                                                        by FilmSavvy
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                                                                                        Wade Wilson will shoot your cat.
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                                                                                          Posted, 19th February 2016
                                                                                          by Footballfan
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                                                                                          There is a huge pile of cocaine hidden somewhere in Blind Al's apartment. Right next to the cure for blindness.
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                                                                                            Posted, 19th February 2016
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                                                                                            You know what they call cancer in Spain? El Cancer.
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                                                                                              Posted, 19th February 2016
                                                                                              by Footballfan
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                                                                                              You're probably wondering whos balls Deadpool had to fondle to get his own movie. He can't tell you his name, but it rhymes with Pullverine.
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                                                                                                Posted, 19th February 2016
                                                                                                by Footballfan
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                                                                                                A house that gets blown up every couple of years isn't all bad. It builds character.
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                                                                                                  Posted, 19th February 2016
                                                                                                  by Footballfan
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                                                                                                  Even though your girlfriend is in danger, spend time spelling out the bad guy's name using the dead bodies of his henchmen.
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                                                                                                    Posted, 19th February 2016
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                                                                                                    Robin might be in love with Batman.
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                                                                                                      Posted, 19th February 2016
                                                                                                      by Footballfan
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                                                                                                      You can light a match inside an oxygen chamber despite there being hardly any oxygen.
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                                                                                                        Posted, 19th February 2016
                                                                                                        by Footballfan
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                                                                                                        Beast frequently takes a dump on Wade's lawn and he's sick of it.
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                                                                                                          Posted, 19th February 2016
                                                                                                          by Footballfan
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                                                                                                          Don't have money for the taxi? High five will do.
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                                                                                                            Posted, 21st February 2016
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                                                                                                            During the year of the dog for Chinese New Year, celebrating by having sex doggy style.
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                                                                                                              Posted, 21st February 2016
                                                                                                              by agentdc7
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                                                                                                              Don't give Fat Gandalf a blow job drink. He will try to kill you. And not with a magic spell.
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                                                                                                                Posted, 21st February 2016
                                                                                                                by agentdc7
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                                                                                                                You can hurt Colossus' balls. As long as you hit them hard enough.
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                                                                                                                  Posted, 21st February 2016
                                                                                                                  by agentdc7
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                                                                                                                  For skee ball, you through balls into the hole like basketball instead of rolling them in through the protective cage.
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                                                                                                                    Posted, 21st February 2016
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                                                                                                                    It's confusing on whether to hit or not hit a woman is considered sexist.
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                                                                                                                      Posted, 21st February 2016
                                                                                                                      by agentdc7
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                                                                                                                      Pffttt. #dryfart.
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                                                                                                                        Posted, 21st February 2016
                                                                                                                        by agentdc7
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                                                                                                                        If you let a women cover up her nipple slip, she will thank you by punching you in the balls. Steel balls.
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                                                                                                                          Posted, 21st February 2016
                                                                                                                          by agentdc7
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                                                                                                                          If you hide behind some tires, soldiers will fire their guns at you. If you decide to draw you swords, they will start approaching you one by one so you can hack them to pieces.
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                                                                                                                            Posted, 21st February 2016
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                                                                                                                            Colossus in metal form can be choked.
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                                                                                                                              Posted, 21st February 2016
                                                                                                                              by agentdc7
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                                                                                                                              Gina Carano doesn't want to show us her boobs.
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                                                                                                                                Posted, 21st February 2016
                                                                                                                                by agentdc7
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                                                                                                                                Ajax got his name from the soap.
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                                                                                                                                  Posted, 21st February 2016
                                                                                                                                  by agentdc7
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                                                                                                                                  Negasonic Teenage Warhead looks like Ripley from Alien 3. F*** I'm old...
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                                                                                                                                    Posted, 21st February 2016
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                                                                                                                                    Deadpool's swords can pierce through a concrete wall.
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                                                                                                                                      Posted, 21st February 2016
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                                                                                                                                      Lack of oxygen will deteriorate and disfigure all your skin. But it will also give you a super penis.
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                                                                                                                                        Posted, 21st February 2016
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                                                                                                                                        I guess we can forgive Ryan Reynolds for Green Lantern and R.I.P.D.
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                                                                                                                                          Posted, 26th February 2016
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                                                                                                                                          Oxygen explodes.
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                                                                                                                                            Posted, 4th May 2016
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                                                                                                                                            Liam Neeson probably is a bad parent.
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                                                                                                                                              Posted, 4th May 2016
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                                                                                                                                              Late stage cancer arrives very quickly. You won't notice a thing until you pass out.
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                                                                                                                                                Posted, 4th May 2016
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                                                                                                                                                In the midst of a car crash, it's possible to tea bag one bad guy and give a wedgie to another.
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                                                                                                                                                  It can get lonesome riding in the back of a cab.
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                                                                                                                                                    Bullets usually come with numbers imprinted on them so you can count how many you have left.
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                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 6th May 2016
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                                                                                                                                                      Men made completely out of steel can be choked.
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                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 6th May 2016
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                                                                                                                                                        Avacados can have sex with older avacados.
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                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 6th May 2016
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                                                                                                                                                          Have a protein bar before you go to fight Deadpool. It will make your bones stronger before he breaks them.
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                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 10th May 2016
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                                                                                                                                                            Some movies can make fun of superhero cliches while still using those same cliches.
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                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 10th May 2016
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                                                                                                                                                              Superhero landings are really hard on the knees.
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                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 10th May 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                There's a joke about a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.
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                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 13th May 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                  Throwing someone into car windshields, preventing him from getting revenge on his nemesis, and handcuffing and dragging him off against his will may not be the best way to convince him to join your superhero team.
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                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 30th May 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                    Being a teenage girl involves long silences, followed by mean comments, followed by more silence.
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                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 27th June 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                      When a giant abandoned airship in a scrapyard mysteriously tips over, nobody outside the scrapyard will hear it or come to investigate how it happened.
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                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 27th June 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                        Wearing a Hugh Jackman mask under your own superhero mask will not impair your vision during a sword fight.
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                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 27th June 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                          Wade isn't a hero. He's a bad guy who gets paid to kill worse guys.
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                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 27th June 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                            You don't need to be a hero to get the girl. The right girl will bring out the hero in you.
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                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 29th July 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                              Some of the best love stories start out with a murder. And that's exactly what this is. A love story.
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                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 29th July 2016
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