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The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 2

The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 2
This list was started on 17th March 2016 by Garga
There are 22 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 19th March 2016

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A little girl in the yellow dress is not the same as the Schindler's little girl in the red dress, perhaps because she's not a Jew.
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    Posted, 18th March 2016
    by Garga
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    Apparently Katniss wasn't so faithful to Peeta and had an affair with a Chinese man... Or they adopted their son or something...
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      Posted, 18th March 2016
      by Garga
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      The most important requirements to become the poster girl of a revolution includes but not limited to being whiny, uncooperative, reckless, irrational, stupid, self-centred and of course being at the centre of a wish-fulfilment love triangle.
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        Posted, 17th March 2016
        by Garga
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        One of the perks of being the hero/heroin is that you can plan to stealing your squad's only guiding device, Holo, (which shows deadly traps and without it they'll surely get killed horrifically) and have a clean conscience about it.
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          Posted, 17th March 2016
          by Garga
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          When you need to blast the hell out of some mutts which are eating your friend alive, instead of quickly shooting your powerful exploding arrow, set your only useful gizmo which you'll surely die an agonizing death without it's guidance in self destruct by repeating it's trigger-word 3 times sloooowly and then drop it.
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            Posted, 17th March 2016
            by Garga
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            Build a lot of very powerful and effective Pod of Doom but make sure to design them to function just for a few seconds and one time only.
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              Posted, 17th March 2016
              by Garga
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              Install powerful and deadly traps suitable to effectively destroy an entire battalion in a few seconds but make sure they trigger uselessly by a tiny and very quick object like an arrow or an astray bullet. Everybody know that foot soldiers move by the speed of a jet fighter.
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                Posted, 17th March 2016
                by Garga
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                The best way to check if you successfully disabled a deadly trap or not is to walk right through it.
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                  Posted, 17th March 2016
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                  Prepare a square to be filled with black killer goo by installing huge tall doors between the surrounding buildings and destroy the buildings' stairways but don't fill that square with enough goo to kill every trapped enemy. Fill it right below where you demolished the stairs. That'll show them!
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                    Posted, 17th March 2016
                    by Garga
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                    Surveillance cameras in Panem's Capitol are installed on the side walks' surface and will be destroyed if you pour some tar on the ground.
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                      Posted, 17th March 2016
                      by Garga
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                      In order to defend your city against the enemy, fill the streets with death pods very close to each other but don't bother to install a few in the city's huge underground and sewer system. It is known that the enemy never uses such infrastructures to move.
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                        Posted, 17th March 2016
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                        A freaking Trident is the best weapon to use in Infiltrate-and-Assassin missions, so are bows and arrows and crossbows. Medieval weapons rock! Guns are for pussies!
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                          Posted, 17th March 2016
                          by Garga
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                          Death traps will be shut down whenever the plot requires an easy escape for our heroes.
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                            Posted, 17th March 2016
                            by Garga
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                            If you are the most wanted person in the city on a mission to assassinate the president and are in a feline-lady's house and have access to all kinds of make-up material, well, don't bother to change your appearance in the slightest. A hoodie will suffice.
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                              Posted, 17th March 2016
                              by Garga
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                              If Donald Sutherland decides you're not pretty enough anymore, he'll turn you into a tigress.
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                                Posted, 18th March 2016
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                                When you're having your enemy executed, don't stand directly in the line of executioner's fire. At least make it difficult for the executioner to kill you.
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                                  Posted, 18th March 2016
                                  by Garga
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                                  One day after overthrowing the old government by the rebellion, assassination of the new self-appointed president and the leader of the rebellion by the symbol of the same rebellion and murder of the former dictator has no apparent effect on the Panem's society. They'll quietly choose another president because they had Plutarch around.
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                                    Posted, 18th March 2016
                                    by Garga
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                                    That bastard cat... after all sacrifices Primrose did for it, returned to Katniss's house, not to her mother and sister's house. I should've known right after it literally changed colour after the first movie.
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                                      Posted, 18th March 2016
                                      by Garga
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                                      Apparently you can't have a successful rebellion without having a selfish bitch as it's symbol.
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                                        Posted, 18th March 2016
                                        by Garga
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                                        If you are a dictator, ruling a dystopia by iron fist and keep your people in a permanent state of fear, don't use your genetically mutated Mutt monsters to keep the people in line and crush the rebels morale, Just use hundreds of them to bite some kids' ass in the sewers. It's always better to have your own loyal soldiers killed and save the mindless monsters.
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                                          Posted, 18th March 2016
                                          by Garga
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                                          If you sign your star to a 4 movie deal, pray she does not find success in other movies and win an Academy Award because she will just phone it in on the last 2 movies.
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                                            Posted, 19th March 2016
                                            by john2012
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                                            Dystopian Future, yawn, only teenagers can save the world, yawn, so sort of plot twist, yawn.
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                                              Posted, 19th March 2016
                                              by john2012
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