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Gods Of Egypt

Gods Of Egypt
This list was started on 3rd April 2016 by FilmSavvy
There are 20 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 22nd May 2016

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Magical Negroes do exist indeed, and in multiple.
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    Posted, 22nd May 2016
    by Garga
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    The evil uncle kills his brother and banishes his nephew and becomes the new king, a terrible one. Too bad they're not lions, it could be more watchable as Lion King 3.
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      Posted, 22nd May 2016
      by Garga
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      If you are so evil that can kill your own brother in order to become king, by all means spare his son. It's not like he holds a grudge against you and will come back one day to bite you in the ass.
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        Posted, 22nd May 2016
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        If your movie is not diverse enough and you are accused of whitewashing, make a lot of copies of your only named black actor to solve that problem.
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          Posted, 22nd May 2016
          by Garga
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          You must choose between saving either your whiny companion OR the source of your nearly limitless power which would allow you to save the companion immediately afterward? Better save the companion!
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            Posted, 3rd April 2016
            by FilmSavvy
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            The Sahara Desert seems a lot whiter than it looked in the Egyptology books.
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              Posted, 3rd April 2016
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              God blood is gold. Also gods bleed.
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                Posted, 3rd April 2016
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                If Egyptians didn't depict full beards in their hieroglyphics, you can take creative liberties with the depiction of Set, who is NEVER shown to have a beard AT ALL.
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                  Posted, 3rd April 2016
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                  If you're setting your film in Ancient Egypt, a country in Africa, don't cast a ton of people who actually look like they're from anywhere in Africa.
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                    Posted, 3rd April 2016
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                    You can steal your enemies' power by stealing their body parts.
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                      Posted, 3rd April 2016
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                      A petty thief is a perfect choice for your chief advisor.
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                        Posted, 3rd April 2016
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                        The world is flat, and is constantly in danger of being devoured by a big snake thing.
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                          Posted, 3rd April 2016
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                          There were a lot of mountains in Egypt in the past.
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                            Posted, 22nd May 2016
                            by Garga
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                            Scots are descendants of some Egyptian gods or vise versa.
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                              Posted, 22nd May 2016
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                              You cannot suffocate and horribly die in space if the atmosphere and the void of space is not discovered yet.
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                                Posted, 22nd May 2016
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                                Even Hell Snakes of Doom love something dearly in their hearts... Otherwise how could the goddess of love make them do what she says?
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                                  Posted, 22nd May 2016
                                  by Garga
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                                  Egyptian gods have daddy issue too. Just like Greek ones...
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                                    Posted, 22nd May 2016
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                                    Goeffrey Rush battles Parallax in his spare time. Or Galactus. I'm not sure which one, I couldn't see that shit clearly.
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                                      Posted, 22nd May 2016
                                      by Garga
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                                      If your only goal is to gain true immortality to rule over all the land you've conquered for all eternity, the logical thing to do is destroy it all of coarse.
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                                        Posted, 22nd May 2016
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                                        Apparently you can take your riches when you die, only if you wear them.
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                                          Posted, 22nd May 2016
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