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Star Wars: The Attack of the Clones

Star Wars: The Attack of the Clones
This list was started on 1st January 2010 by Anon
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It's tough to concentrate on one's growth as a Jedi when you really just want to tap that.
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  • 3rd January 2010 by Anon
    "And all the dudes / you know I'm talking to you!" "We love you Natalie!" "I wanna %#&@ you too!"
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Posted, 2nd January 2010
by Anon
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Bar + Jedi = someone's going to be missing an arm.
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    Posted, 2nd January 2010
    by Anon
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    When walking with people taller than him, Yoda needs the floating equivalent of one of those circular roller-baby things.
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    • 15th August 2010 by agentdc7
      You saying Yoda with a "roller-baby thing" just put a really funny image in my head.
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    Posted, 2nd January 2010
    by Anon
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    In a factory, you're arm won't get stamped flat in a machine, but it'll make a nice mold more or less in the shape of your arm.
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      Posted, 3rd January 2010
      by Anon
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      There really is a "My First Lightsaber" for kids!
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        Posted, 3rd January 2010
        by Anon
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        If you're casting Christopher Lee as a random Sith who appears in the movie, Darth Tyranus isn't a good enough name. Let's call him Count Dracul-I mean Count Dooku.
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          Posted, 12th January 2010
          by agentdc7
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          When you die, your lightsaber will automatically turn off.
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            Posted, 12th January 2010
            by agentdc7
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            Darth Sidious can hide the dark side from the vision of the Jedi by clouding their vision with the dark side.
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              Posted, 21st June 2010
              by Bull Kilgore
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              Yoda is the Jedi Kindergarten teacher.
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                Posted, 13th August 2010
                by NateSean
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                • 13th August 2010 by NateSean
                  Mind you, only the Cartoon Network 5 minute toons were that good. The CGI version of Clone Wars sucks balls.
                • 3rd January 2010 by Anon
                  Hehe. But let's face it, if the cartoon shows are gonna be THAT badass, well . . . who's gonna complain, nya?
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                Posted, 1st January 2010
                by Anon
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                During the opening scrolling words, tell the kids that they're in for even more intergalactic politics, just like the previous film!
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                • 3rd January 2010 by Anon
                  Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Trade Embargo.
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                Posted, 2nd January 2010
                by Anon
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                Nothing says 'badass Jedi' like getting called "Ani" by a girl.
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                  Posted, 2nd January 2010
                  by Anon
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                  If you're going to assassinate an important senator, don't do something easy like blowing up her room while she's sleeping.
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                    Posted, 2nd January 2010
                    by Anon
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                    Jar Jar won't screw up the senate when you leave him in charge.
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                    • 3rd January 2010 by Anon
                      He'll just put the wheels in motion for an intergalactic war. No biggie.
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                    Posted, 2nd January 2010
                    by Anon
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                    Clone armies can be based on a kick-ass prototype, yet will still suck at avoiding blaster fire in subsequent films.
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                      Posted, 3rd January 2010
                      by Anon
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                      3 obviously hostile alien monsters won't turn on one another, but will seemingly agree to go after each victim alone.
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                        Posted, 3rd January 2010
                        by Anon
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                        The name Antilles is to Star Wars what Smith is to the United States.
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                          Posted, 3rd January 2010
                          by Anon
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                          Seismic weapons do work in the vacuum of space. And now we've all learned something.
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                            Posted, 3rd January 2010
                            by Anon
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                            Earth 50's diners exist on Coruscant.
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                              Posted, 12th January 2010
                              by agentdc7
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                              Lightsabers blocked force lightning. And then millions of Jedi Outcast gamers cried foul in unison.
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                                Posted, 22nd January 2010
                                by Anon
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                                An army of clones always comes bundled with trillions of credits worth of armour, weapons, walkers, and capital ships.
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                                  Posted, 21st June 2010
                                  by Bull Kilgore
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                                  Nothing says hero quite like disrespecting authority, giving the girl creepy sex looks, slaughtering an entire village of primitive natives, recklessly charging a Sith Lord, and knowingly breaking the rules of your Order.
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                                    Posted, 27th December 2011
                                    by Conmcc92
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                                    Best. Love story. Ever. *gag*
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                                      Posted, 1st January 2010
                                      by Anon
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                                      You won't ruin the mystery of Boba Fett by showing him as an adorable kid with a loyal dad. Nope, not at all.
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                                        Posted, 2nd January 2010
                                        by Anon
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                                        There's no such thing as an incomplete archive that maps known space, despite the vast size of the universe.
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                                          Posted, 3rd January 2010
                                          by Anon
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                                          It's hard to say what sort of evening you're in for when the senator's wearing dominatrix evening-wear.
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                                          • 3rd January 2010 by Anon
                                            Yeahhh . . . Anakin got the shaft that night, hey?
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                                          Posted, 3rd January 2010
                                          by Anon
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                                          Even Jedi's can have weird Freudian mother-issues.
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                                            Posted, 3rd January 2010
                                            by Anon
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                                            Count Dooku's bent lightsaber is in no ways phallic.
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                                              Posted, 3rd January 2010
                                              by Anon
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                                              When you give your hand in marriage, it's even better if it's a metal skeletal one.
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                                                Posted, 3rd January 2010
                                                by Anon
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                                                Purple accessories do not make one girly if said one is Samuel Effing L. Jackson.
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                                                • 3rd January 2010 by Anon
                                                  You see my lightsaber? It's the one with "bad mofo" written on it.
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                                                Posted, 3rd January 2010
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                                                • 3rd January 2010 by Anon
                                                  Then she grew up and decided "All the kids looking up to me can suck my #*&@!"
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                                                Posted, 1st January 2010
                                                by Anon
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                                                Sand is rough and coarse and gross and totally icky.
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                                                  Posted, 2nd January 2010
                                                  by Anon
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                                                  The double never gets the good part of the deal.
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                                                    Posted, 2nd January 2010
                                                    by Anon
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                                                    Important tasks of sabotage need not be carried out by the first-rate bounty hunter; just let the assistant do it.
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                                                      Posted, 2nd January 2010
                                                      by Anon
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                                                      If you fall off a flying, speeding craft, you'll just roll harmlessly on the ground. The ship itself? It'll start burning after it's been wrecked.
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                                                        Posted, 2nd January 2010
                                                        by Anon
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                                                        Just because you hate them like animals means you're allowed to slaughter them like animals; the SPCA may take offense.
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                                                        • 3rd January 2010 by Anon
                                                          Aw crap, this was the wrong movie!
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                                                        Posted, 3rd January 2010
                                                        by Anon
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                                                        Clones are somehow related to Killer Tomatoes.
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                                                          Posted, 12th January 2010
                                                          by agentdc7
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                                                          The Force can tell a Jedi exactly when to leap out of his speeder so that he will land precisely on the ship he's looking for on a planet that is one big city with billions and billions of inhabitants.
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                                                            Posted, 27th December 2011
                                                            by Conmcc92
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                                                            Obi-Wan could take out Darth Maul but could not take an old man?
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                                                              Posted, 5th August 2013
                                                              by john2012
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                                                              At the end of the movie Dooku is riding the Star Wars equivalent of a Lark Scooter.
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                                                                Posted, 5th August 2013
                                                                by john2012
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                                                                Hey Yoda, when a guy drops a bunch of rocks on your head use the force to throw them back at him.
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                                                                  Posted, 5th August 2013
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                                                                  No wonder the Jedi went extinct, some of them have horrible fighting skills.
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                                                                    Posted, 5th August 2013
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                                                                      Posted, 1st January 2010
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                                                                          Posted, 1st January 2010
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                                                                          Dooku and Yoda were pretty spry for old guys.
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                                                                              Anikin started going dark because of his mother
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                                                                                Posted, 2nd January 2010
                                                                                by chobi chi
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                                                                                Clint Eastwood is a descendant of Jango Fett.
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                                                                                  Posted, 12th January 2010
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                                                                                  Jango Fett bumping his head was a flaw in his genetics. Unfortunately it carried on to a stormtrooper in Episode IV an as attempt to explain how that goof was justified. What amazing foreshadow...
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                                                                                    Posted, 19th February 2010
                                                                                    by agentdc7
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                                                                                    Obi-Wan forgot how to fight with a lightsaber.
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                                                                                      Posted, 13th January 2012
                                                                                      by Optimus Thunder
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                                                                                      That is one expensive clone army whose sole purpose of operation was to be mass-produced redshirts.
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                                                                                        Posted, 8th May 2013
                                                                                        by nee
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                                                                                        Wouldn't it be more sensible to just have a body double live in your regular estate, and relocate somewhere a little less accessible to bounty hunters? I mean geez, it already works at the start of the damn movie.
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                                                                                          Posted, 8th May 2013
                                                                                          by nee
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                                                                                          Padme was not impressed with the size of Ani's lightsaber...
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                                                                                            Posted, 8th May 2013
                                                                                            by nee
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                                                                                            The closest thing the Republic had to an army was the Naboo militia and some babbling aliens playing with sparkly balls. Then a secret project to create a giant army of clones solved all their problems.
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                                                                                              Posted, 8th May 2013
                                                                                              by nee
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                                                                                              Count Dooku uses a "Sailboat" to travel to Coruscant and is still faster then the clone army and their Jedi generals - Looks like they were using the wrong technology all along.
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                                                                                                Posted, 6th August 2013
                                                                                                by Creamlord666
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                                                                                                "And the Oscar for the worst death scene goes to .... Anakin's Mother!"
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                                                                                                  Posted, 6th August 2013
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                                                                                                  The Cloners from Camino not only produced millions of Jango Fett's, they armed and trained them as well - and as a little giveaway for completing the parcour they even got a bunch of Star Destroyers and no one asked who ordered those.
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                                                                                                    Posted, 6th August 2013
                                                                                                    by Creamlord666
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                                                                                                    Anakin's mother married a moisture farmer who lost her to some sandpeople - aside from his leg. They must have left some bread crumbs he could follow to find her in no time - or he slaughtered every Tusken Raider until he found the right camp.
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                                                                                                    • 9th December 2013 by Creamlord666
                                                                                                      Nah, I'm pretty sure the poor script does.
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                                                                                                      The force helped him find his mother...duuuuh.
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                                                                                                    Posted, 6th August 2013
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                                                                                                    You can find information about secret assassin weapons in a diner on Coruscant - conveniently made by the Cloners.
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                                                                                                      Posted, 6th August 2013
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                                                                                                      If you can shapeshift into anyone then it would be a good tactic to use that ability when you ...let's say, try to hide in a night club.
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                                                                                                        Posted, 6th August 2013
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                                                                                                        Jango Fett: Worst Bounty Hunter ever. Tries to assassinate an ambassador, kills his own minions, sells weapons, spends his mando-juice to create clones - someone should explain him the concept of Bounty hunting before he looses his head someday.
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                                                                                                          Posted, 6th August 2013
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                                                                                                          Padme seems to be on top of things. *rimshot*
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                                                                                                            Posted, 18th October 2014
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                                                                                                            If droids could think, there's be none of us here.
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                                                                                                              Posted, 19th October 2014
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                                                                                                              Darth Vader hates sand.
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