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The Intern
This list was started on 10th April 2016 by Garga
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This list was last updated on 10th April 2016

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If you are a stay-at-home husband, having a 6 or 7 years old child and unhappy about long hours your wife spends at work place, no need to actually do something about it or god forbid, help your wife at work at least part time. Instead whine about it 24/7 and cheat on her with one of your child's friend's moms.
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    Posted, 10th April 2016
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    Don't ask 70 years old seniors that where they see themselves 10 years in the future. Not a good idea.
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      Men who are brilliant at marketing and have an idea about an internet company, should stay at home and let their wives start that company.
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        The wives of those brilliant husbands shouldn't ever ask them to come and help them. Instead they must spend hours at work and abandon all their responsibilities as an spouse.
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          If women cheat on their husbands because he works very hard, it's obviously the husband's fault. If men cheat on their wives because she works very hard, it's also obviously the husband's fault.
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            If you are a working woman and helped to create a situation where your husband cheated on you, there's no need to change anything on your side. He's the one who must understand and change, not you. DUH!
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              A 70 years old man which wears shorts or boxers under his suit can have an enormous and very obvious hard on, so huge he needs a newspaper to hide it if a 60 years old woman gives him a back massage.
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                Giving foot massage can be very similar to performing fellatio if you look from a certain angle.
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                  If you are a pansy stay-at-home dad and planning to cheat on your working wife, be careful her elderly intern not to see you.
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                    Investors insist on hiring a real CEO for the company you founded ONLY if you feel like it. No pressure there.
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                      Tell ''there are no real men anymore'' whenever you feel saying it even if you have a husband who sacrificed his dream and job, stayed at home to take care of your life so you can have your dream come true.
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                        How did men go from Jack Nicholson and Harrison Ford to...? I believe those Feminism and PC had something to do with it. Now they missed machos?
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                          If the head of the company you've invested in achieved a 5-years goal on just 9 months, replace her as soon as possible.
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                            Thank god for Oprah!
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                              Picking who to play Ariel is a hell of a decision.
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                                There's not a single man worthy of respect in new generations. These wimps even don't carry a handkerchief.
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                                  A real man carries a handkerchief only to offer it to crying women.
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                                    Being obsessed and micro-manage everything even how to fold a wrapping paper a clear sign of being a successful business person and the big reason why shouldn't hire a real leader to the company.
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                                      Posted, 10th April 2016
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                                      There's a time zone named ''Jules Standard Time'' and it's usually your time zone +1 hour. Successful start up founders are naturally on this time zone.
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