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The Invitation

The Invitation
This list was started on 14th April 2016 by ogkillergreen
There are 14 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 14th April 2016

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Going to dinner parties hosted by your ex-wife in your old house is never weird.
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    Posted, 14th April 2016
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    After you hit a coyote and it doesn't die, putting it out of its misery will be seen as brutal by your friends.
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      Posted, 14th April 2016
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      An Asian, a black girl and two gay guys? What a diverse group of friends... screenwriters.
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        Posted, 14th April 2016
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        After your friend has been poisoned, and two others get shot, just stand there looking around.
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          You will always get phone service in LA..... unless it's a horror/thriller movie.
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            Posted, 14th April 2016
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            When a random guy you've never met before shows up to a dinner party and admits to killing his wife and being "cured", just blow it off and continue to hang out.
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              When a gay guy is in a room full of straight people he will ask for a blow job.
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                You will spend the first 10 minutes wondering if that's Tom Hardy.
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                  Posted, 14th April 2016
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                  You can be as creepy as you want, but it will be okay if you serve your friends great wine.
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                    Posted, 14th April 2016
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                    After somebody tells you to keep a secret between the two of you, immediately blurt it out to other people.
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                      Posted, 14th April 2016
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                      If your ex-wife just shot you, show her remorse after she shoots herself.
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                        Posted, 14th April 2016
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                        It makes people uncomfortable when you logically point out that locking yourself inside is dangerous in case of a fire. But nobody will care that they are being locked inside.
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                          Posted, 14th April 2016
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                          Will pointing out that the creepy dinner party is creepy, freaks everybody else out.
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                            Posted, 14th April 2016
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                            Choi and Gina are dating, but they don't drive together or call each other when their plans change.
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                              Posted, 14th April 2016
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