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The 5th Wave

The 5th Wave
This list was started on 16th April 2016 by ogkillergreen
There are 39 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 28th April 2016

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If you want to destroy a species start with the weak, because giving the strong ones more time to get stronger and smarter makes more sense somehow.
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    Posted, 16th April 2016
    by ogkillergreen
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    Once you learn how to use a hand gun, you can easily master any automatic assault rifle.
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      Posted, 16th April 2016
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      The Earth stops splitting in half to give you time to get into a car.
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        Posted, 16th April 2016
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        If the bus is leaving without your sister,who is running after it, don't even attempt to tell the bus driver to stop. It's not as if the buses are there to transport kids or anything right?
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          Posted, 16th April 2016
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          Wearing thick eyeliner enables tough chicks to grow an extra eye on their asses to detect a pervert's stare.
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            Posted, 28th April 2016
            by Garga
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            Wearing a lot of red lipstick makes an unintentional funny scene when you hit a mirror with your face.
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              Posted, 28th April 2016
              by Garga
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              Some fathers are all to comfort their 18 years old daughters and hugs and kisses when their wife is dead, to the point they completely ignore their 6 years old sons. Because they don't need that. Would you die if you pet that little kid?
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                Posted, 28th April 2016
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                Every member of a military squad should follow and obey the squad leader, unless Girl Powerâ„¢ suggests otherwise.
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                  Posted, 28th April 2016
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                  If you're injured and are held at gunpoint by a stupid teenager, don't move to touch your cross.
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                    Posted, 28th April 2016
                    by Garga
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                    Getting shot in the leg will knock you out for at least a week.
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                      Posted, 28th April 2016
                      by Garga
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                      Another YA trilogy where there is imminent death, love triangles and stupid decisions to be spread into 4 movies.
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                        Posted, 16th April 2016
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                        Kill off your best actress in the first 10 minutes.
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                          Posted, 16th April 2016
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                          You know they are bad guys if they make a dramatic entrance with a giant cloud of dust.
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                            Posted, 16th April 2016
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                            The Others need to take human form to kill off the survivors because apparently the power outages, viruses, explosions and giant tsunamis just weren't enough.
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                              Posted, 16th April 2016
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                              I guess The Others are okay with sleeping with high school girls.
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                                Posted, 16th April 2016
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                                I didn't shoot you I saved you....even though I could've killed you.
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                                  Posted, 16th April 2016
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                                  All you have done is save her, but the minute you tell her who you really are she won't trust you.
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                                    Posted, 16th April 2016
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                                    The best time to show your daughter how to use a gun is in the dark.
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                                      Posted, 16th April 2016
                                      by ogkillergreen
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                                      So if The Others' plan is to train children in to combat bad asses to kill off the survivors, are they going to train some other group to kill off the child solders they created? And then get another group to kill off.....oh I can do this all day.
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                                        Posted, 16th April 2016
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                                        In order to keep a terrified little boy from going into combat, tie him up. Don't simply tell him there are monsters out there and you will die.
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                                          Posted, 16th April 2016
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                                          Ringer knew exactly where Ben, Sammy and Cassie would be because....plot.
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                                            Posted, 16th April 2016
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                                            The Military's trackers don't really track anything do they?
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                                              Posted, 16th April 2016
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                                              When a deadly virus is going around, just put the infected & quarantined around a paparazzi-like gate.
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                                                Posted, 16th April 2016
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                                                Pulling out a gun against military personnel probably won't get you killed right?
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                                                  Posted, 16th April 2016
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                                                  Men make their kids go out and get water during a potential invasion.
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                                                    Posted, 16th April 2016
                                                    by ogkillergreen
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                                                    A bunch of white people complaining about a foreign species invading and taking over their land?.....Hmmm nice one screenwriters.
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                                                      Posted, 16th April 2016
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                                                      You can strangle someone with a computer mouse's cable. It'll hold.
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                                                        Posted, 28th April 2016
                                                        by Garga
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                                                        Aliens-humans are so powerful they can throw an 80 kilos guy flying 20 meters with one hand, unless they are females which they suck and their asses are handed to them by highschool girls. Not to mention their weird sense of hair style.
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                                                          Posted, 28th April 2016
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                                                          If you are of an alien race and want to wipe out humans to take the earth, you have to rid them of their humanity. Whatever the fuck that means, just do it!
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                                                            Posted, 28th April 2016
                                                            by Garga
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                                                            If you want to wipe out the humans with minimal damage to the environment so you take their place, start with giant tsunamis and huge earthquakes. Minimal damage guaranteed.
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                                                              Posted, 28th April 2016
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                                                              Some nicknames are very self-explanatory and fit perfectly, like ''Zombie'' in this movie's case..
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                                                                Posted, 28th April 2016
                                                                by Garga
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                                                                Invading aliens have a switch in their brains which determines which side of the conflict they'll join to. The good news is, you can flip this switch to your advantage by having sex with them in the woods.
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                                                                  Posted, 28th April 2016
                                                                  by Garga
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                                                                  You may not believe it, but there are some instances of alien invasion where the US military's good ol' nukes don't save the world.
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                                                                    Posted, 28th April 2016
                                                                    by Garga
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                                                                    US military prepares and has a lot of clothing, body armour and gears suitable and fit for 6 years old children in their warehouses.
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                                                                      Posted, 28th April 2016
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                                                                      Intentional gunshot wounds in your torso don't hurt you a bit and won't slow you down. You'll kick again in no time.
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                                                                        Posted, 28th April 2016
                                                                        by Garga
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                                                                        Make sure you have your every family members' Teddy Bears and/or favourite and important toys in hand before any kind of evacuation, transportation or plain running away. Fail to do so and you'll end up separated and try to get together the whole length of the disaster.
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                                                                          Posted, 28th April 2016
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                                                                          If you are a kids squad leader, nobody will ask you about the tied up kid in the bathroom you left behind.
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                                                                            Posted, 28th April 2016
                                                                            by Garga
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                                                                            There are a lot of space in a human skull for an alien parasite to settle and move it's tentacles around. It even dances before dies when you electrocute the human host.
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                                                                              Posted, 28th April 2016
                                                                              by Garga
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                                                                              Pesky aliens make visors that shows humans with a horrible CGI parasite in their heads, and they also make an injectable capsule thingie to override the first device. Because they are smart. And alien. And complicated.
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                                                                                Posted, 28th April 2016
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