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Captain America: Civil War

Captain America: Civil War
This list was started on 3rd May 2016 by Footballfan
There are 64 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 27th June 2016

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General Ross has copies of The Avengers, Winter Soldier and Age of Ultron so he can show them to the Avengers whenever they mess up.
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  • 21st May 2016 by agentdc7
    That's exactly what I was thinking when he was about to review the footage with them. Though at least the filmmakers were decent enough to give us POVs. Could be B roll footage.
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Posted, 20th May 2016
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Stan Lee now works for FedEx, and he mispronounces the name of one of his own heroes.
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Posted, 3rd May 2016
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Two Avengers will inexplicably pause during a huge battle to acknowledge that they both come from New York, even though they're on different sides.
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    Posted, 6th May 2016
    by Footballfan
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    I was so tempted to walk past a long line of people waiting for the movie and say Who would have thought that Captain America was Tony Starks father. Simpsons fans will get this.
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      Posted, 6th May 2016
      by john2012
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      Tony assumes that Banner would side with him when Tony is clearly supporting General Ross, the man who single-handedly screwed over his life.
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        Posted, 17th May 2016
        by FilmSavvy
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        Turning into a smaller person gives you super strength, so logically, turning into a giant person will give you super strength.
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          Posted, 22nd May 2016
          by agentdc7
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          Some superheroes can't go to Germany. They have homework to do.
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            Posted, 3rd May 2016
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            There are times when Tony wants to punch Steve right in his perfect teeth.
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              Posted, 3rd May 2016
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              Hawkeye never misses. Well there's a first time for everything.
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                Posted, 3rd May 2016
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                Vision is terrible at cooking, but give him a break. He's never actually eaten anything.
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                  Posted, 3rd May 2016
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                  Before you make a shrunken down truck grow back to normal size, make sure you know what it contains.
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                    Posted, 3rd May 2016
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                    Spider Man really loves the movie The Empire Strikes Back.
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                      Posted, 3rd May 2016
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                      While fighting a deadly assassin with a metal arm, be sure to tell him how cool it is.
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                        Posted, 3rd May 2016
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                        The Marvel logo keeps getting longer and longer.
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                          Posted, 3rd May 2016
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                          Falcon is not willing to move his seat forward for Bucky.
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                          • 17th May 2016 by FilmSavvy
                            Because, as Peggy Carter said, your job is to plant yourself like a tree by the river of truth, and tell the whole world "No, you move."
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                          Posted, 6th May 2016
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                          Now the Avengers are totally Diverse, We will have a handicapped Super Hero in the next movie.
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                            Posted, 6th May 2016
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                            Tony Stark builds Ultron against the wishes of everyone. Ultron nearly destroys earth. Captain America and the Avengers stop Ultron, which is Starks Creation. Stark blames everyone else for this
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                              Posted, 6th May 2016
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                              No one died in this movie, except hundreds of innocent people.
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                              • 17th May 2016 by FilmSavvy
                                *cough cough* Peggy *cough cough*
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                              Posted, 6th May 2016
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                              Was this Captain America 3 or Iron Man 4?
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                                Posted, 6th May 2016
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                                Would have been nice if Captain America was the star of his own movie.
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                                  Posted, 6th May 2016
                                  by john2012
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                                  The Avengers have destroyed Property, cost people their lives and acted without any authorization to do so. Who do they think they are, The Government?
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                                    Posted, 6th May 2016
                                    by john2012
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                                    This time peter parkers aunt is younger and hotter
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                                      Posted, 13th May 2016
                                      by rajkamal
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                                      Never try aunt may cookies they are terrible.
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                                        Posted, 13th May 2016
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                                        Ant man has been upgraded into giant man
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                                          Posted, 13th May 2016
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                                          T'Challa is the best Javert.
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                                            Posted, 17th May 2016
                                            by FilmSavvy
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                                            After defeating aliens, enhanced humans, evil espionage groups, psychotic robots, and even a GOD, it's an ordinary man who is able to tear the Avengers apart.
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                                              Posted, 17th May 2016
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                                              Sherlock alumni are not allowed to keep their accents
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                                                Posted, 17th May 2016
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                                                Ant-Man should really start doing more public heroics so people can know who the hell he is.
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                                                  Posted, 17th May 2016
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                                                  There's not usually a lot of talking during a fight
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                                                    Posted, 17th May 2016
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                                                    T'Challa says what everyone thinks the entirety of the internet is thinking and doesn't care about Hawkeye
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                                                      Posted, 17th May 2016
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                                                      Hawkeye can't seem to miss at archery or golf. Is he only bad with a gun?
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                                                        Posted, 17th May 2016
                                                        by FilmSavvy
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                                                        Spider-Man admits he needs to work on his superhero landing.
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                                                        • 18th May 2016 by Footballfan
                                                          Yay superhero landing! They're really hard on the knees.
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                                                        Posted, 17th May 2016
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                                                        It's nice that Bucky shows concern for Scott Lang considering they just met.
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                                                          Posted, 17th May 2016
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                                                          Falcon really hopes this version of Spider-Man creates his webbing in a lab and not from glands.
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                                                            Posted, 17th May 2016
                                                            by FilmSavvy
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                                                            You will believe an android with a bedazzled forehead can fall in love with the most talented Olsen sister.
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                                                              Posted, 17th May 2016
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                                                              Steve Rogers used to stuff his shoes with newspaper
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                                                                Posted, 17th May 2016
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                                                                If Tony Stark is uncharacteristically quiet, something is definitely wrong.
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                                                                  Posted, 17th May 2016
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                                                                  Hawkeye can't retire for five minutes without things going to shit.
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                                                                    Posted, 17th May 2016
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                                                                    Bucky's got a thing for redheads.
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                                                                      Posted, 17th May 2016
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                                                                      Never trust a Stark.
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                                                                        Posted, 18th May 2016
                                                                        by Footballfan
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                                                                        A low profile car is a non- Audi.
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                                                                          Posted, 21st May 2016
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                                                                          Disney Marvel still can't write decent villains.
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                                                                            Posted, 21st May 2016
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                                                                            Stark has 36 hours to bring in Captain America when he requested 72. So in that really tight timeline, Tony heads to Queens to recruit combat inexperienced teenager Peter Parker, build him a brand new suit, and bring him along to stop Steve.
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                                                                              Posted, 21st May 2016
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                                                                              So was Abomination supposed to be in the Raft Prison too?
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                                                                                Posted, 21st May 2016
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                                                                                When you turn into a giant man, your voice will not deepen.
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                                                                                  Posted, 22nd May 2016
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                                                                                  A vibranium suit is not tazer proof.
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                                                                                    Posted, 22nd May 2016
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                                                                                    Baron Zemo has kept a dead body rotting in his bathtub for a few days. That also means Zemo doesn't shower. Gross.
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                                                                                      Posted, 22nd May 2016
                                                                                      by agentdc7
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                                                                                      If Falcon used his drone earlier in the fight, we wouldn't have a long drawn out spectacular battle.
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                                                                                        Posted, 22nd May 2016
                                                                                        by agentdc7
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                                                                                        Steve's best friend from the 1940's and from present day will likely be best friends as well.
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                                                                                          Posted, 22nd May 2016
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                                                                                          War Machine's special electric baton is completely worthless.
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                                                                                            Posted, 22nd May 2016
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                                                                                            Captain America's shield does not obey the laws of physics at all.
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                                                                                              Posted, 22nd May 2016
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                                                                                              Tony Stark's conscience sounds like Scott Lang.
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                                                                                                Posted, 22nd May 2016
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                                                                                                According to carbon dating and the talkative nature, Peter Parker is on the young side.
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                                                                                                  Posted, 22nd May 2016
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                                                                                                  Vision wears people clothes so he doesn't have to wear that pink green suit all the time.
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                                                                                                    Posted, 22nd May 2016
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                                                                                                    Be careful when you tell the enemy that they'll have to go through you. It might actually happen.
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                                                                                                      Posted, 22nd May 2016
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                                                                                                      Falling hundreds of feet out of the sky will only paralyse War Machine instead of killing him.
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                                                                                                        Posted, 22nd May 2016
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                                                                                                        The tiny dude is now big.
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                                                                                                          Posted, 23rd May 2016
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                                                                                                          The iron man suit actually has a conscience but Tony hasn't being chatting with it since.
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                                                                                                            Posted, 3rd June 2016
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                                                                                                            The Empire Strikes Back is a really old movie.
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                                                                                                              Posted, 8th June 2016
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                                                                                                              If Ant Man joins you in battle, bring some orange slices.
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                                                                                                                Posted, 8th June 2016
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                                                                                                                War Machine's electric baton won't kill you, but it certainly won't tickle either.
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                                                                                                                  Posted, 8th June 2016
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                                                                                                                  Never take Tony Stark's Rhodey.
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                                                                                                                    Posted, 8th June 2016
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                                                                                                                    Finally somebody aims for Captain America's legs.
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                                                                                                                      Posted, 27th June 2016
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                                                                                                                      It makes a lot of sense to bring a teenager into a huge battle and then a few minutes later tell him to stop fighting before he gets hurt.
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