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X-Men: Apocalypse

X-Men: Apocalypse
This list was started on 22nd May 2016 by agentdc7
There are 38 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 5th June 2016

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Mutant and proud... unless you're too much of a diva to sit in the makeup chair for a few hours and the director and studio cater to your star power.
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    Posted, 28th May 2016
    by KungFuMasterLarry
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    Electrified cage suppress mutant powers.
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      Posted, 22nd May 2016
      by agentdc7
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      What can top Magneto lifting the Stadium? Magneto lifting all the metal inside the earth.
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        Posted, 22nd May 2016
        by agentdc7
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        When Mystique imitates Stryker to capture Wolverine 10 years ago, that means the real Stryker somehow got Wolverine.
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          Posted, 22nd May 2016
          by agentdc7
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          Charles definitely knows what Moira has been up too all these years, except having a kid.
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            Posted, 30th May 2016
            by P4PZ
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            Quicksilver no longer needs to hold people's necks to avoid whiplash.
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              Posted, 30th May 2016
              by agentdc7
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              At least when can all agree the third movie is always the worst. Like Last Stan - I mean Return of the Jedi.
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                Posted, 22nd May 2016
                by agentdc7
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                En Sabah Nur followers never thought to expose a partially subterranean pyramid to sunlight to reactivate it.
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                  Posted, 22nd May 2016
                  by agentdc7
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                  Charles has looked up Moira once or twice, but he's not a pervert.
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                    Posted, 22nd May 2016
                    by agentdc7
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                    Whenever a bad guy in a Marvel movie mind controls someone, their eyes will turn black.
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                      Posted, 22nd May 2016
                      by agentdc7
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                      Mutant and proud. Except if you look like Jennifer Lawrence.
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                        Posted, 22nd May 2016
                        by agentdc7
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                        Quicksilver can turn something terrible like the mansion and Havok exploding into something funny.
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                          Posted, 22nd May 2016
                          by agentdc7
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                          If the teacher wants to keep you in class a little longer after the bell, she will make an exception for the jock bully.
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                            Posted, 22nd May 2016
                            by agentdc7
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                            The first thing Mystique does when she wakes up is turn into Jennifer Lawrence.
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                              Posted, 22nd May 2016
                              by agentdc7
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                              Quicksilver doesn't age after 10 years. Maybe his mutation prevents him from aging.
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                                Posted, 22nd May 2016
                                by agentdc7
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                                When Weapon X gets released, security will wait until we get a full reveal dramatic shot before engaging.
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                                  Posted, 22nd May 2016
                                  by agentdc7
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                                  The X-men suits are actually stolen Stryker suits.
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                                    Posted, 22nd May 2016
                                    by agentdc7
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                                    A long time ago in a country far far away, Apocalypse transferred his consciousness into Poe Dameron.
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                                    • 31st May 2016 by Creamlord666
                                      Even worse, transferring his mind transfers his powers too even though he is a mutant and his powers are bound to genetics.
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                                    Posted, 22nd May 2016
                                    by agentdc7
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                                    Apocalypse chooses his first 2 horsemen as the first 2 mutants he meets.
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                                      Posted, 22nd May 2016
                                      by agentdc7
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                                      Charles erased Moira's memory only to give it back to her eventually.
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                                        Posted, 22nd May 2016
                                        by agentdc7
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                                        Caliban's father looks like Apocalypse. Maybe because he's bald.
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                                          Posted, 22nd May 2016
                                          by agentdc7
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                                          When Apocalypse chooses his horsemen, he chooses the first 4 semi-powerful mutants he runs into. If he finds a 5th even more powerful mutant, he will want to inherit their body.
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                                            Posted, 22nd May 2016
                                            by agentdc7
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                                            Wolverine is stored next to the power generator just in case someone wants to tamper with it and break him out at the same time.
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                                              Posted, 22nd May 2016
                                              by agentdc7
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                                              Apocalypse being all powerful still couldn't tell that Mystique is disguised as Psylocke.
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                                                Posted, 22nd May 2016
                                                by agentdc7
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                                                When Magneto helps the X-Men, he will made a X with metal beams to show it.
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                                                  Posted, 22nd May 2016
                                                  by agentdc7
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                                                  When Beast leaps into the air, he has invisible ropes to help him cushion his falls.
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                                                    Posted, 22nd May 2016
                                                    by agentdc7
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                                                    I wanna to see the rest of that Danger Room scene...
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                                                      Posted, 22nd May 2016
                                                      by agentdc7
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                                                      In an alternate timeline, Wolverine isn't naked when he runs out of Alkali Lake.
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                                                        Posted, 22nd May 2016
                                                        by agentdc7
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                                                        Nightcrawler isn't used to counting to 3 with his fingers.
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                                                        • 31st May 2016 by Creamlord666
                                                          That was really retarded - Nightcrawler forget he hasn't enough fingers to count to three for the sake of a cheap joke.
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                                                        Posted, 22nd May 2016
                                                        by agentdc7
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                                                        It's wonderful to see a woman again and meet her for the first time again.
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                                                          Posted, 22nd May 2016
                                                          by agentdc7
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                                                          Yes Storm, Apocalypse must understand English because he doesn't say anything at all.
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                                                            Posted, 23rd May 2016
                                                            by agentdc7
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                                                            It's always night in Berlin.
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                                                              Posted, 23rd May 2016
                                                              by agentdc7
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                                                              For Charles Xavier, even if you kill TONS of innocent people, everything's cool as long as you help him rebuild his house.
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                                                                Posted, 28th May 2016
                                                                by KungFuMasterLarry
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                                                                I guess the Blob was movable after all.
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                                                                  Posted, 30th May 2016
                                                                  by agentdc7
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                                                                  In the end of X-Men: Days of Future Past we see a bright and shiny future thanks to the power of fucking with the timeline. But we have to feel tension for the shenanigans Apocalypse is pulling because?
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                                                                    Posted, 31st May 2016
                                                                    by Creamlord666
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                                                                    The bible actually got the tale of apocalypse and the horsemen from En sa bah nur himself. we just didn't know it till now.
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                                                                      Posted, 3rd June 2016
                                                                      by Minemrys
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                                                                      Remember how Quicksilver had to hold the back of peoples' heads so they wouldn't get whiplash? Bryan Singer didn't.
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                                                                        Posted, 5th June 2016
                                                                        by KungFuMasterLarry
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                                                                        Come on, like they were REALLY gonna go one movie without shoehorning Wolverine.
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                                                                          Posted, 5th June 2016
                                                                          by KungFuMasterLarry
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