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Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith

Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith
This list was started on 1st January 2010 by Anon
There are 80 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 27th January 2016

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Mace Windu has had it with these mothereffing Siths in his mothereffing galactic government.
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    Posted, 1st January 2010
    by Anon
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    R2-D2 probably really misses his rockets in the future.
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    • 24th February 2011 by howler
      add it to the Murtaugh list
    • 3rd January 2010 by Anon
      He pulled a Danny Glover and got too old for that.
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    Posted, 3rd January 2010
    by Anon
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    When Aayla Secura was gunned down underneath the giant mushroom, there was a great disturbance as if a million geeks cried out and were silenced.
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      Posted, 3rd January 2010
      by Anon
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      A general who suffers from lots of coughing can breathe in space.
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        Posted, 12th January 2010
        by agentdc7
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        If someone had just bitch-slapped him when he was younger, there never would have been a Darth Vader.
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          Posted, 15th January 2010
          by gagster
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          Padme's a textbook example of a deadbeat mother. Two new brand-new babies to live for, and she loses the will to live and die anyway. The guy who just force-strangled you hours earlier is much more worthwhile than your two newborns, huh?
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            Posted, 3rd May 2010
            by KungFuMasterLarry
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            Anakin stopped to pick up some yellow contacts on his way to the Jedi temple.
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            • 15th August 2010 by agentdc7
              Haha! That's awesome!
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            Posted, 13th August 2010
            by NateSean
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            The Jedi didn't think to have an emergency evacuation plan in place to get the inexperienced Jedi children to safety and possibly keep them alive.
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              Posted, 13th August 2010
              by NateSean
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                Posted, 1st January 2010
                by Anon
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                Losing all your limbs and catching on fire will cause you to have breathing problems.
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                  Posted, 12th January 2010
                  by agentdc7
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                  Bright complex digital readouts will be replaced with more advanced plain grey walls with circle shaped red and white buttons for the next 20 years.
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                    Posted, 12th January 2010
                    by agentdc7
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                    Somehow, there's just a little consolation in life that Jar Jar Binks likely spent the majority of his adult life in an imperialistic police state after he screwed the pooch with "hissa proposal".
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                      Posted, 22nd January 2010
                      by Anon
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                      Mace, if you have the Sith lord at your mercy, for goodness sake, hurry up and finish him off. It's like you were INVITING Anakin to chop your arm off.
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                      • 24th February 2011 by howler
                        good or evil, giving a monologue, even one as brief as claiming the obvious (that a man is to dangerous to be left alive), will be the end.
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                      Posted, 3rd May 2010
                      by KungFuMasterLarry
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                      Obi-Wan will be totally unable to remember C3PO, the droid his student made, or R2-D2 the droid that saved his life in about 18 years.
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                        Posted, 25th March 2011
                        by ninman
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                        Even after declaring your love for a woman for 2 whole movies, at the first sign of betrayal, CHOKE THAT BITCH!!!
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                          Posted, 30th April 2011
                          by Sandman47
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                          A perfectly badass female character will spiral into a stereotypical shocked damsel once she gets pregnant.
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                            Posted, 1st January 2010
                            by Anon
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                            Really, the entire reason for going to the Dark Side was about wanting to do things for those you love while the Jedi want you to be a coldhearted bastard; makes total sense.
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                              Posted, 1st January 2010
                              by Anon
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                              You can survive sixth-degree burns and multiple battle-induced amputations no problem.
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                                Posted, 1st January 2010
                                by Anon
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                                Never mess with an army of Wookies. Never.
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                                  Posted, 1st January 2010
                                  by Anon
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                                  When someone calls your master evil, the best comeback is "Nuh-uh, YOU'RE evil!"
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                                    Posted, 3rd January 2010
                                    by Anon
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                                    Convince a guy he killed his wife, and he'll be your pupil forever.
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                                      Posted, 3rd January 2010
                                      by Anon
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                                      Evil makes your eyes turn yellow.
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                                        Posted, 3rd January 2010
                                        by Anon
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                                        When you need to detain the dangerous Chancellor, get 3 of your best delayed reaction- I mean saber fighters to go with you.
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                                          Posted, 12th January 2010
                                          by agentdc7
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                                          Having the higher ground is everything in a Jedi/Sith battle, Obi Wan learnt that when he kiled Darth Maul
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                                            Posted, 22nd January 2010
                                            by jimbob
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                                            Rebel Blockade Runners are of the top technological advancements in starships and will be for over 20 years.
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                                              Posted, 2nd April 2010
                                              by agentdc7
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                                              In an advanced society, the pinnacle of entertainment and the pastime of senators and Sith Lords alike is to watch floating goldfish things go between levitating bubbles.
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                                                Posted, 21st June 2010
                                                by Bull Kilgore
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                                                You can't throw globs of lava using the force.
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                                                  Posted, 28th November 2010
                                                  by Thalidomide Squid
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                                                  After turning to the dark side, have the clone troopers kill the adult jedi. You can prove yourself as a powerful sith lord by taking on the difficult task of murdering children.
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                                                    Posted, 23rd February 2011
                                                    by AKenjiB
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                                                    No one on the Jedi council knows how to fight... except the midget, and the black guy.
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                                                      Posted, 18th June 2011
                                                      by Sandman47
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                                                      It's not a coincidence that Darth Vader is dressed like the Black Knight.
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                                                        Posted, 15th January 2010
                                                        by gagster
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                                                        Unfortunately, it's ridiculously easy to accidentally deactivate a force field protecting your platform and its inhabitants from certain fiery death in a lake of hot lava.
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                                                          Posted, 25th January 2012
                                                          by SPCAndyJ
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                                                            Posted, 1st January 2010
                                                            by Anon
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                                                              Posted, 1st January 2010
                                                              by Anon
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                                                              Palpatine makes a much better large ham than he did as a calculating bastard.
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                                                                Posted, 1st January 2010
                                                                by Anon
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                                                                Trying to sneak up on Yoda will result in the removal of your head from your shoulders.
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                                                                  Posted, 3rd January 2010
                                                                  by Anon
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                                                                  When you're a Jedi, the laws of convection do not apply unless your shins are gone.
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                                                                    Posted, 3rd January 2010
                                                                    by Anon
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                                                                    Let me get this straight. Yoda can't defeat the Emperor despite being strong enough to lift a spaceship with his hand and that same Emperor is defeated by a spring chicken three movies later? Bull and crap.
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                                                                    • 10th March 2010 by ekedolphin
                                                                      The Emperor in "ROTJ" wasn't doing all his CGI-aided jumping-around, either.
                                                                    • 4th January 2010 by Anon
                                                                      Yoda didn't have the love of a son to help him through it - in terms of the Emperor going down, I'll give the credit to Ani'.
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                                                                    Posted, 4th January 2010
                                                                    by Anon
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                                                                    Receiving full-body 3rd degree burns and lower leg amputation + subsequent placement in vacuum-sealed envirosuit = development of a Brittish accent for the remainder of one's life.
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                                                                    • 8th November 2010 by guidoland
                                                                      james earl jones was not british
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                                                                    Posted, 14th January 2010
                                                                    by midievallady
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                                                                    If a girl asks you where her husband is, you do not tell her: "I cut off his legs and set his on fire, sorry." That is just not the way to handle the situation at that moment.
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                                                                      Posted, 18th March 2010
                                                                      by tenshi
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                                                                      Never once question how a senator knows so much about the Sith until five seconds before you kneel and declare yourself his lap dog.
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                                                                        Posted, 13th August 2010
                                                                        by NateSean
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                                                                        After having your legs amputated, you can't use the force to move yourself away from a river of lava.
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                                                                          Posted, 28th November 2010
                                                                          by Thalidomide Squid
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                                                                          Betraying your closest friends and murdering small children will NOT give you the power to save your wife from death, doh!
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                                                                            Posted, 28th November 2010
                                                                            by Thalidomide Squid
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                                                                            When you don't succeed in killing someone, just give up and go into hiding for years and years.
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                                                                              Posted, 30th November 2010
                                                                              by Anon
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                                                                              Much of the interesting backstory to the original trilogy can be summed up in about 15 minutes towards the end of the prequels. In the meantime, there are toys to be sold!
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                                                                              • 3rd January 2013 by username
                                                                                Not to mention the video games and apparel.
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                                                                              Posted, 4th December 2010
                                                                              by Tombo
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                                                                              No matter how shit a movie is, there will always be fanboys to defend it and tell you that it's the greatest movie ever made.
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                                                                                Posted, 25th March 2011
                                                                                by ninman
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                                                                                "A special effect without a story is a pretty boring thing", George Lucas.
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                                                                                  Posted, 25th March 2011
                                                                                  by ninman
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                                                                                  The journey from boy to Sith Lord is nowhere near as excruciating as the journey from strong willed political leader to codependent victim of spousal abuse.
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                                                                                    Posted, 2nd July 2011
                                                                                    by NateSean
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                                                                                    When someone gets all burned up, put him in a black surgery suit and don't bother to treat his burnt skin.
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                                                                                      Posted, 27th November 2011
                                                                                      by agentdc7
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                                                                                      The 12 year old kid who defends Senator Organa was the best part of all 3 prequels.
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                                                                                        Posted, 13th January 2012
                                                                                        by Optimus Thunder
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                                                                                          Posted, 1st January 2010
                                                                                          by Anon
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                                                                                          Younglings exist to be killed.
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                                                                                            Posted, 2nd January 2010
                                                                                            by Anon
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                                                                                            Yoda KICKSASS!!
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                                                                                              Posted, 2nd January 2010
                                                                                              by chobi chi
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                                                                                              Y'know what? Alderaan does look pretty peaceful...
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                                                                                                Posted, 3rd January 2010
                                                                                                by Anon
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                                                                                                The best way to "introduce" an iconic villain is to have him whine "NNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" (facepalm)
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                                                                                                  Posted, 12th January 2010
                                                                                                  by agentdc7
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                                                                                                  Jedi clothing is extremely heat and fire resistant.
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                                                                                                    Posted, 28th November 2010
                                                                                                    by Thalidomide Squid
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                                                                                                    The Jedi are clearly evil, especially when they refuse to kill children.
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                                                                                                      Posted, 28th November 2010
                                                                                                      by Thalidomide Squid
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                                                                                                      Slave children will become selfish evil killers if you don't promote them to the council when they want to be promoted.
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                                                                                                      • 31st December 2012 by username
                                                                                                        ...and grant them the rank of Master.
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                                                                                                      Posted, 28th November 2010
                                                                                                      by Thalidomide Squid
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                                                                                                      During fighting scenes, Christopher Lee's face may unconvincingly possess a stuntman.
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                                                                                                        Posted, 4th December 2010
                                                                                                        by Tombo
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                                                                                                        Ian McDiarmid does comedy.
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                                                                                                          Posted, 4th December 2010
                                                                                                          by Tombo
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                                                                                                          George Lucas makes movies for love not for money.
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                                                                                                            Posted, 25th March 2011
                                                                                                            by ninman
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                                                                                                            Despite the fact that Yoda lived till he was 900 due to the force extending his life, Obi-Wan looks like a decrepit 70 year old man, only 18 years after being a young, fit general.
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                                                                                                              Posted, 25th March 2011
                                                                                                              by ninman
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                                                                                                              Even though he is the only member of the Jedi to wear dark colors and give people the death stare every 5 minutes it is perfectly fine to send Anakin to hang out with one of the most influential men the galaxy has ever known.
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                                                                                                                Posted, 30th April 2011
                                                                                                                by Sandman47
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                                                                                                                Even though your only eye witness account is from a shady politician, nobody should ask what happened to Count Duku even though he's the only Sith Lord that anyone knows of.
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                                                                                                                  Posted, 30th April 2011
                                                                                                                  by Sandman47
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                                                                                                                  Losing the will to live will kill you faster than having your trachea crushed.
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                                                                                                                    Posted, 2nd July 2011
                                                                                                                    by NateSean
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                                                                                                                    To properly express brotherly love to another, cut off all of his limbs and leave him on the side of a river of lava to burn horribly while he screams in agony.
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                                                                                                                      Posted, 28th December 2011
                                                                                                                      by Conmcc92
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                                                                                                                      No one questioned why the Wookies had a convenient Yoda-sized escape pod hiding out in the bushes.
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                                                                                                                        Posted, 28th December 2011
                                                                                                                        by Conmcc92
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                                                                                                                        When Luke was electrocuted in RotJ, he didn't get puffy monster face.
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                                                                                                                          Posted, 13th January 2012
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                                                                                                                          You don't need the Force to be trained in the Jedi arts.
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                                                                                                                            Posted, 13th January 2012
                                                                                                                            by Optimus Thunder
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                                                                                                                            I guess it might have been wiser not to ignore the whole "not falling in love because it will destroy our lives" thing...you think?
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                                                                                                                              Posted, 26th May 2012
                                                                                                                              by SPCAndyJ
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                                                                                                                              The adult version of this movie would have Mace Windu screaming "WE GOT MUTHATF***ING SITH!" about halfway through the movie.
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                                                                                                                                Posted, 8th May 2013
                                                                                                                                by nee
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                                                                                                                                It's amusing how the officer core of the galactic government's military were made up of extremely incapable religious agents.
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                                                                                                                                  Posted, 8th May 2013
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                                                                                                                                  You'd think some senatorial hearing would commence after a battle where the enemy manages to get so close to the capital AND successfully causes its flagship to go on a suicidal crash to the planet's surface. Or at the very least the entire planet is on some security lockdown.
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                                                                                                                                    Posted, 8th May 2013
                                                                                                                                    by nee
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                                                                                                                                    For being his master Obi-Wan has routinely failed quite miserably in instilling discipline in his only apprentice, especially if he takes it so personally that the council offers him a seat but not the title of Master.
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                                                                                                                                      Posted, 8th May 2013
                                                                                                                                      by nee
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                                                                                                                                      This movie is a perfect example of how the world would look like if immature children were put in charge. Oh wait...
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                                                                                                                                        Posted, 8th May 2013
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                                                                                                                                        The Jedi, the dumbest MFer's in the universe.
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                                                                                                                                          Posted, 5th August 2013
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                                                                                                                                          Obi-Wan... a quick decapitation, a stab through the chest, even a little force-push into that lava would've saved the galaxy a WHOLE lot of trouble.
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                                                                                                                                            Posted, 5th September 2014
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                                                                                                                                            Twisted by the dark side, young Skywalker has become.
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                                                                                                                                              Posted, 18th October 2014
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                                                                                                                                              The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be *unnatural*.
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                                                                                                                                                Posted, 19th October 2014
                                                                                                                                                by DreamerBoy
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                                                                                                                                                If you're getting ready to kill a Sith Lord, it is totally necessary to do a full wind-up with your lightsaber rather than just pushing your lightsaber forward an extra 5 inches into his head.
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                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 27th January 2016
                                                                                                                                                  by Deejeezy
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                                                                                                                                                  Sith force lightening will melt the skin of a Sith Lord when it is bounced back from a lightsaber. However 30 years later, if force lightening hits your skin directly, for a full minute, you will be perfectly fine.
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                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 27th January 2016
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