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London Has Fallen

London Has Fallen
This list was started on 3rd June 2016 by Garga
There are 29 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 5th December 2016

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Car bullet proof glass is a strange substance. It doesn't let bullets through but you can blow a huge hole in it by hitting it with your face if you wear a helmet.
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    Posted, 3rd June 2016
    by Garga
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    Italian prime ministers are all womanisers.
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      Posted, 3rd June 2016
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      There's no love for the Russian president. Apparently he's an ass hole who not only doesn't attend the British PM's funeral, but also doesn't send an envoy to attend on his behalf.
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        Posted, 3rd June 2016
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        Air force one suspiciously looks like James Bond's Skyfleet.
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          Posted, 3rd June 2016
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          Canadian PM and wife don't use their children's name. They use numeric system instead.
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            Posted, 3rd June 2016
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            Japanese are either so poor or atrociously careless to send their PM alone with just one driver.
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              Posted, 3rd June 2016
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              It's a new era in movie making, when they show you a patriotic movie and from start to finish you wish and pray for the villain to win and kill the heroes very painfully.
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                Posted, 3rd June 2016
                by Garga
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                Marine 2 is not the helicopter carrying the US vice president. It's the helicopter following the Marine 1. Now guess what's a Marine 3?
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                  Posted, 3rd June 2016
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                  Fuckheadistan is a shit hole of a country were every man, woman and child is a terrorist trying to fuck good ol' murica.
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                    Posted, 3rd June 2016
                    by Garga
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                    It's a common practice that Funeral is arranged for the prime minister before ascertaining the cause of death
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                      Posted, 5th December 2016
                      by qwkslvr
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                      You may see a huge tent in the garden and a lot of people from your drone in the sky, and have an agent on the ground who gives you green light to bomb disguised as a wedding help and not know there are civilians and your target's family where you are bombing.
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                        Posted, 3rd June 2016
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                        You can trace the chemicals used in an explosion not only back to the manufacturer but also to the arms dealer who sold it. Apparently arms dealers make their own merchandise these days.
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                          Posted, 3rd June 2016
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                          Secret service agents are all kinds of badass. They even run backwards faster than the good president.
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                            Six cameras in the nursery is a bit overkill.
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                              Replace all those six cameras with one baby monitor and a Kevlar mattress.
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                                Never get between Morgan Freeman and a fish.
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                                  Posted, 3rd June 2016
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                                  Autopsies are in huge demand these days. Even deceased world leaders have to wait 48 hours and schedule for their autopsy.
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                                    Posted, 3rd June 2016
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                                    It's not suspicious at all if the British prime minister dies after a knee surgery. You have to wait for the autopsy report to even think about murder and evil plots.
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                                      Posted, 3rd June 2016
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                                      Security measures in Britain aren't for the safe passage of the world leaders that attending a summit there. London, where the world leaders get to taste their own medicine when their presence cause huge traffic jams.
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                                        Posted, 3rd June 2016
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                                        Frenchies are lazy and love to delay. Their president does his best to not be on time.
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                                          Posted, 3rd June 2016
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                                          Sacrificing is a standard procedure for American pilots in order to save their presidents. Only it looked better when they did it for Harrison Ford. I mean less ridiculous.
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                                            Posted, 3rd June 2016
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                                            When your helicopter is shot down and you know terrorists are coming to get you and the president very soon, spend those precious minutes and seconds to comfort your fallen comrade.
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                                              Posted, 3rd June 2016
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                                              Going underground means going to subway which you know isn't operational, reveal your presence to the terrorists and then wander in the streets.
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                                                If they stopped shooting you don't be excited too soon and think you've made it. There may be a huge truck waiting for you in the next street.
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                                                  Posted, 3rd June 2016
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                                                  France is no longer the US's oldest ally. They didn't help to gain the independence from the Brits, who burnt the white house. In fact those cheese eating surrender monkies can go fuck themselves.
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                                                    Posted, 3rd June 2016
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                                                    Too bad Melissa Leo didn't get to sing the star spangled banner this time.
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                                                      Posted, 3rd June 2016
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                                                      Mike Banning is made of Bourbon and poor choices.
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                                                        Posted, 3rd June 2016
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                                                        Brits can't do anything right and always need Yanks to save their asses. If the US president didn't attend the funeral, they were royally fucked. Fact!
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                                                          Posted, 3rd June 2016
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                                                          British patrol fighter jets flee on the first sight of trouble like they never existed.
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