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Leviathan (1989)

Leviathan (1989)
This list was started on 7th June 2016 by agentdc7
There are 13 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 7th June 2016

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Flamethrowers in an underwater base makes total sense.
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    Posted, 7th June 2016
    by agentdc7
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    If 2 dead people start reanimating and grotesquely merging with each other, it's not really shocking at all. Just casually pick them up and toss them out to sea like trash.
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      Even though the company boss lied to you about a hurricane and declared your entire crew dead already, a rescue chopper will still be circling your position just in case.
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        While we're waiting for a convenient rescue chopper to appear out of nowhere, sharks will attack you to keep you from being bored.
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          If the black guy doesn't die first, he will die last instead.
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            Alien + The Thing + Abyss * ripoff = Leviathan.
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              7
              You would feel a lot better after punching your jerk boss in the face.
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                When a monster dunks your head into water to drown you, don't bother swimming below to get away. Just lie there and drown.
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                  If a leech monster is attacking someone, run away and get help instead of finding something to kill it.
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                    If you blew up the monster with a grenade, hooray you've won. Don't worry about the fact that the monster is still alive while in several pieces and can regrow itself and freely spread across the ocean.
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                      Posted, 7th June 2016
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                      11
                      Go ahead and drink the alcohol in an abandoned sunken military submarine. Nothing bad could possibly happen.
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                        Posted, 7th June 2016
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                        When a crew member suddenly dies and has several weird skin problems, the doctors don't seem very concerned at all. Must be normal to see a crew member die suddenly.
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                          Posted, 7th June 2016
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                          When a crew member gets clawed by a monster that infects people, just bandage him up and don't bother to think that maybe that guy is infected.
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