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The Scorch Trials

The Scorch Trials
This list was started on 7th July 2016 by Garga
There are 26 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 7th July 2016

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Helicopters must land OUTSIDE the huge military complexes fully exposed to the hordes of zombies that attack it.
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    Posted, 7th July 2016
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    2
    If you trust Littlefinger you'll regret it.
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      3
      In a future where the sun scorched the earth, you won't need to cover yourself while try to get through a desert. You even won't get a sunburn on your bare arms or nose.
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        The people who use stun guns and don't kill are the bad ones while the group who use real bullets, explosives and even a fricking 50 cal to kill the first group are somehow good guys.
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          Always only shoot the choppers carrying the henchmen. Never turn your 50 cal on the plane carrying the main badguys right in front of you and finish everything once and for all.
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            When you apprehend a bunch of troublemakers after attacking their base, don't put cuffs or zip ties on them. Just hope they quietly sit there and don't fight you.
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              When you chain some zombies to use them as guard dogs, they bahave like real dogs and try to bite you without using their hands. Which they used clearly before being chained.
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                In the Maze Runner world everybody has a unique first name and as there are no people with the same name, there's really no need for last or middle names.
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                  Before entering a crank-infested building along with seven others, make sure you have a name and some lines of dialogue. Otherwise you won't survive the chase and they even won't show your death scene and nobody cares.
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                    10
                    If you have a generation of kids that are immune to the deadly virus which is destroying human race, don't make them reproduce and multiply to increase the source of your half-assed cure. Just hang the ones you find and suck them dry.
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                      If you changed the definition of a virus, from turning people crazy in the books into turning them zombies in the movie, don't bother to change the part about Teresa's mother gone insane and clawed her own eyes out. We all know zombies can talk and express their feelings and visions and explain to you why they pull their own eyes.
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                        12
                        When you finished drinking the last drop of your water, throw away the empty container because you will not ever ever ever need that container ever again. Never!
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                          13
                          In an extremely hostile environment, give your only gun to your infected buddy so he can kill himself later, when you're gone. And don't go back to take the gun, it's disrespectful.
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                            In a post-apocalyptic world with no law and order, when a shady guy forces you to drink a suspicious drink and you enter a den full of strange people, The best course of action is to split. What possibly can go wrong?
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                              15
                              You are in a zombie infested world? Go ahead and make fire in the open. They're not attracted to light, are they?
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                                WCKD trackers are so lousy in their jobs, they can't find the Right Arm for so many years, despite RA base being in the open on the mountains and everybody knows that, and they openly use radio waves that even a shitty old radio can recieve.
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                                  17
                                  Are you afraid of the dark? Don't worry. Whenever you enter a dark place, a half buried mall for example, there will be plenty of flash lights conviniently waiting for you. You may even find a ready to work generator to light the whole damned place.
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                                    Be careful, zombies are attrackted to the light generated by electricity but uninterested in light generated by fire.
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                                      Posted, 7th July 2016
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                                      All the kids were in the maze because they are immune to the virus, with the exception of all the ones which are not immune but were in the maze anyway because reasons.
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                                        Posted, 7th July 2016
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                                        20
                                        Bad guys communicate eachother via huge wall-sized screens right in the middle of their harvesting facility, not from the privacy of their offices or by hand-held devices.
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                                          21
                                          If you and a bunch of kids are on the run and know a way to go outside the evil facility undetected, shut up about it and don't tell anybody. Let them go the guarded way but make sure to open the last door for them from the OUTSIDE.
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                                            Posted, 7th July 2016
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                                            The best way to hold your prisoners is to hang them all together upside down but leave their hands free and remember, there's really no need to have someone watch them over, OK?
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                                              23
                                              If someone tell you they're going to play you their favourite song, RUN!
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                                                Some zombie infested sewer passageways are directly connected to the top floors of a skyscraper.
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                                                  Some girls are able to telepathically contact the evil guys and show them the way to the rebels' hideout.
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                                                    26
                                                    When some runaway suspiciousely turns himself in, don't search him for weapons like, I don't know, a bomb perhaps?
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                                                      Posted, 7th July 2016
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