Pulp Fiction Movie Plot Holes and Funny Quotes Reimagined

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There is a country named "What" and they speak English there.
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Posted, 3rd January 2010
by K2

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If you're not sure about the missing watch, then keep repeating the question until she says no.
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Posted, 9th January 2010
by K2

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Whenever Vincent goes to the toilet something bad happens.
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Posted, 27th January 2010
by K2

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Jimmy really doesn't have a sign that says "Dead Nigger Storage".
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Posted, 17th August 2010
by Fitz

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Quentin Tarantino is a better writer than he is an actor.
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Posted, 17th March 2011
by Bugman

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A watch shoved up someone's ass for years is a great gift for a little kid.
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Posted, 3rd January 2010
by K2

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Quarter pounder with cheese in France is called a royale with cheese because of the metric system.
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Posted, 3rd January 2010
by K2

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If you must say something, then say "something".
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Posted, 4th January 2010
by K2

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9

Foot massages can result in you being thrown out the window.
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Posted, 3rd January 2010
by K2

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Five dollar milkshakes are still worth it.
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Posted, 3rd January 2010
by K2

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Harvey Ketel is ALWAYS on call to help clean up an accidental murder.
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Posted, 3rd January 2010
by Kristian

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12

A Big Kauhuna burger is one tasty burger!
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Posted, 7th January 2010
by Bassmint Stile

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13

You can rob a bank using only a cellphone.
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Posted, 9th January 2010
by K2

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14

Remember: Garcon means boy.
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12th March 2010 by ekedolphin
Heh. Half the foreign language words I know, I learned from watching movies.

Posted, 10th January 2010
by EF

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15

The Wolf can drive somewhere in one third the time it takes most people.
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Posted, 17th March 2011
by Bugman

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16

Being black and bald makes you look like a bitch.
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Posted, 3rd January 2010
by K2

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17

Always drink all of the Sprite before killing anyone.
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Posted, 3rd January 2010
by K2

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18

The favorite dance among killers & psycho's is "The Twist"
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Posted, 3rd January 2010
by TiffYG2133

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19

You know what a couple of guys who blew off somebody's head look like... They look like a couple of guys who blew off somebody's head.
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Posted, 4th January 2010
by K2

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20

Giving a foot massage is no where near in the same ball park as sticking your tougne in a girls holiest of holies.
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Posted, 17th January 2010
by Sassy

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21

Zed's dead. That's who Zed is.
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Posted, 18th January 2010
by K2

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22

If there was a miracle, then you should acknowledge it.
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Posted, 1st February 2010
by K2

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23

Make sure you know what you're sniffing up your nose.
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Posted, 1st February 2010
by K2

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24

It is vitally important that you mention that Jimmy's wife will be home soon in half the sentences of the penultimate section of the film.
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Posted, 20th January 2011
by njackson84

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25

Just because you are a character, doesn't mean that you have character.
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Posted, 16th February 2012
by AshBlaze

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26

Marcellus Wallace did look like a bitch.
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Posted, 25th March 2012
by qwkslvr

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Only Samuel L. Jackson can use M*** F****er and Lord in the same sentence.
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Posted, 25th March 2012
by qwkslvr

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Samuel L Jackson's contract clearly states that he must have some sort of outburst in every movie he is in.
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Posted, 4th June 2012
by FilmSavvy

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29

Six shots from a handcannon at point blank range can still result in a miss.
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Posted, 3rd January 2010
by K2

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30

If you see your boss crossing the street, you run him over.
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Posted, 3rd January 2010
by K2

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31

Always be like Fonzie.
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Posted, 3rd January 2010
by K2

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32

Makes sure that you're washing the windows instead of the backseat if you didn't commit the crime.
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Posted, 3rd January 2010
by K2

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33

Hamburgers are the cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.
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Posted, 3rd January 2010
by K2

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If it's not your business, then you just make it your business.
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Posted, 3rd January 2010
by K2

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35

When you point a samurai sword at someone, tell him to pick up the gun.
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Posted, 5th January 2010
by K2

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36

When you feel a stinging sensation, that's pride f***ing with you.
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Posted, 7th January 2010
by Bassmint Stile

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If someone is calling on a cell phone, then it must be a prank call.
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Posted, 9th January 2010
by K2

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38

Always go for the katana.
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Posted, 12th January 2010
by miquonranger03

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39

Vincent Vega visited Paris and never took in a local Burger King.
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Posted, 12th January 2010
by Uncle Boat

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In Parisian cinemas you can not only buy a beer, but it will be served in a glass!
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Posted, 12th January 2010
by Uncle Boat

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41

Quentin Tarantino doesn't care for dead black guys stored in his garage. (Although he used the n-word).
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Posted, 12th January 2010
by Uncle Boat

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42

Quentin serves gourmet coffee, not the cheap shit.
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Posted, 12th January 2010
by Uncle Boat

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43

It's not a motorcycle, baby, it's a chopper!
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Posted, 12th January 2010
by Uncle Boat

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44

If you live in Inglewood or Redondo, you have a cab ride in your future.
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Posted, 12th January 2010
by Uncle Boat

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45

A noble way to retire from the hitman game is to roam the earth, like Caine in Kung Fu.
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Posted, 12th January 2010
by Uncle Boat

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46

Bacon tastes good. Porkchops taste good. Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but it's a filthy m*****f*****, and thus, inedible.
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Posted, 12th January 2010
by Uncle Boat

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47

Arnold Ziffel, the pig from Green Acres wasn't all that charming.
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Posted, 12th January 2010
by Uncle Boat

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48

Do not say 'what' more than five times, even when you are double dared to, it can get aggrivating.
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Posted, 17th January 2010
by Sassy

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49

Make sure Vincent washes his hands thoroughly or he'll ruin the towels.
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Posted, 17th January 2010
by Sassy

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50

Jules is not going to just hand over the case to your dumba** so don't even ask. However, be patient during his speech and you'll get $1,500 instead....jackpot!
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Posted, 17th January 2010
by Sassy

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I want a foot massage from Jules, he has a technique down and everything, he doesn't tickle or nothing.
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27th November 2011 by SHlTBOX FLANGER
Fuck! That has to be the funniest!! HA HA!!

Posted, 17th January 2010
by Sassy

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52

If you want a steak or a burger, your choices are either bloody or burnt.
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Posted, 17th January 2010
by K2

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53

It's great to have your plate of food waiting for you.
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Posted, 18th January 2010
by K2

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54

Instead of taking the fall, he over killed his opponent.
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Posted, 18th January 2010
by K2

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55

When you see a trunk shot, you know it's going to be Tarantino.
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Posted, 27th January 2010
by K2

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56

It's not nice to call people mongoloid.
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Posted, 1st February 2010
by K2

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57

Dirty laundry in a suitcase can sure be shiny.
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Posted, 1st February 2010
by K2

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58

Jimmie's Uncle Conrad and Aunt Ginny weren't millionaires, but his Uncle Marcellus is and the latter is much happier to furnish Jimmie's whole bedroom set than the former.
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Posted, 16th March 2010
by Kikkomannrice

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Jody is the one with the shit in her face.
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Posted, 17th August 2010
by Fitz

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60

Girl, You'll be a woman soon.
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Posted, 1st September 2010
by slashnroses

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61

Whenever Vincent Vega goes to the bathroom, something bad happens.
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Posted, 16th March 2011
by KreeKreeMarie

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It's only necessary to stab someone's heart with an adrenaline shot one time, not three.
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Posted, 17th March 2011
by Bugman

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63

Drug dealers don't like you calling them on cellular phones.
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Posted, 17th March 2011
by Bugman

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64

Gangsters are inclined to shoot people out of general principle.
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Posted, 17th March 2011
by Bugman

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65

You shouldn't insult the outfits of people who are wearing your clothes.
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Posted, 17th March 2011
by Bugman

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If you have to choose from a claw hammer, baseball bat, chainsaw, or samurai sword then you should go with the sword.
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Posted, 17th March 2011
by Bugman

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A woman probably wouldn't appreciate it none too much if she came home to find gangsters disposing of a body.
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Posted, 17th March 2011
by Bugman

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There are times you realize that you should have brought some shotguns.
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Posted, 17th March 2011
by Bugman

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69

Just because someone doesn't dig on swine doesn't necessarily mean they are Jewish.
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Posted, 17th March 2011
by Bugman

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If gangsters show up at your apartment you shouldn't forget to tell them if someone is in your bathroom with a goddamn hand cannon.
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Posted, 17th March 2011
by Bugman

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If Butch's plan was to hide in Indochina near some rice bowls, then it's good that he rescued Marsellus .
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Posted, 17th March 2011
by Bugman

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Sometimes you have to crash the Honda.
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Posted, 17th March 2011
by Bugman

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73

It's always good to have a full stomach before reciting bible quotes then shooting someone.
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Posted, 25th June 2011
by Mizterwildace

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Jules, Vincent, Jimmy and Mr. Wolf shouldn't start sucking each other's dicks quite yet.
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Posted, 27th November 2011
by SHlTBOX FLANGER

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75

Come on, Yolanda, what's Fonzie like?!?!?
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Posted, 13th December 2011
by SoraKari

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76

It's none of the fat man's god damn business.
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Posted, 11th February 2012
by Shreddertron22

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It's not a motorcycle, it's a chopper.
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Posted, 25th March 2012
by qwkslvr

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78

You will know that his name is the Lord when he rains his vengeance upon thee.
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Posted, 4th June 2012
by FilmSavvy

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79

Be cautious when insulting a boxer in a bar; they could have an MAC-10 pointed at you when you leave a restroom.
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Posted, 26th June 2014
by Gerald

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