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Monsters, Inc

Monsters, Inc
This list was started on 6th January 2010 by Halfsh0t
There are 54 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 23rd July 2015

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Kids these days just don't get scared like they used to.
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    Posted, 6th January 2010
    by Halfsh0t
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    Kids are not toxic.
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      Posted, 6th January 2010
      by Halfsh0t
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      Even though you're the CEO and have probably seen it a thousand times, you'll still mistake your simulation kid's bedroom for a real one.
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        Posted, 17th January 2010
        by nvidia2010
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        Scaring kids in bunk beds requires extra skill and practice.
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          Posted, 17th January 2010
          by nvidia2010
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          When caught in the center of attention just break into song and dance!
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            Posted, 6th January 2010
            by Halfsh0t
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            You're not allowed to fraternize with the victims of Randall's eveil plot.
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              Posted, 6th January 2010
              by Halfsh0t
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              Scary monsters don't have plaque
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                Posted, 6th January 2010
                by Halfsh0t
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                When everyone goes to lunch the scare floor won't be painted.
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                  Posted, 6th January 2010
                  by Halfsh0t
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                  All toddlers should be named after sound effects.
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                  • 20th February 2010 by PhoenixFox
                    Onomonopeia. Though I butcher the spelling.
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                  Posted, 6th January 2010
                  by Halfsh0t
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                  The canned screams of small children are an effective power source for an entire modern city.
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                    Posted, 10th January 2010
                    by miquonranger03
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                    Boo loves Kitty.
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                      Posted, 13th January 2010
                      by Abrina7
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                      The best way to hide the fact you have a kid in a monster company: make up a musical right on the spot.
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                        Posted, 6th April 2010
                        by megz baby
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                        It's impossible to get a reservation at HarryHausens.
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                        Posted, 6th January 2010
                        by Halfsh0t
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                        Cretin is pronounced "Cree-tin"
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                          Posted, 6th January 2010
                          by Halfsh0t
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                          Mike Wazowski lives on 22 Mike-Wazowski-you-got-your-life-back-lane.
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                            Posted, 6th January 2010
                            by Halfsh0t
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                            Yak milk is very nutritious.
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                            • 9th October 2014 by Footballfan
                              Once you pick the hairs out.
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                            Posted, 6th January 2010
                            by Halfsh0t
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                            Flattery will get you nowhere (at least where paperwork is concerned).
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                              Posted, 10th January 2010
                              by Halfsh0t
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                              When a girl is pissed that you ruined her birthday its safe to say she's not mad about the sushi!
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                                Posted, 6th January 2010
                                by Halfsh0t
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                                Once you name something you get attached.
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                                  Posted, 6th January 2010
                                  by Halfsh0t
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                                  Sulley is the most beautiful monster in Monstropolis.
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                                    Posted, 6th January 2010
                                    by Halfsh0t
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                                    Ook-lay in the ag-bay is piglatin for "Look in the bag".
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                                      Posted, 6th January 2010
                                      by Halfsh0t
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                                      Rule Number 1: Never go out in a blizzard!
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                                        Posted, 6th January 2010
                                        by UsernameTed
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                                        Monsters live in a very Earth-like atmosphere, with Cars, Radios, Televisions, Power Plants and etcetera. They even grow cabbage in Monstropolis!
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                                          Posted, 16th January 2010
                                          by UsernameTed
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                                          The Yeti was degraded to snow cones.
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                                            Posted, 20th February 2010
                                            by PhoenixFox
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                                            Judging by what we could see in the bonus feature showing the company play "Put That Thing Back Where It Came From or So Help Me", Mike wrote that play with a very high degree of revisionist history.
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                                              Posted, 18th March 2010
                                              by ekedolphin
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                                              How to make your boyfriend's friend feel awkward: call them by pet names (example: "Sully-Wully")
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                                                Posted, 6th April 2010
                                                by Chiwayway
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                                                Laughter always uses/gives more engery than screams
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                                                  Posted, 6th April 2010
                                                  by megz baby
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                                                  Don't worry, the snow cones are lemon.
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                                                    Posted, 16th November 2010
                                                    by Hayleychaotix
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                                                    "Oh smoochy-poo!" "Googly-bear!" "Happy birthday." "Oh googly-woogly you remembered! Hey Sully-wully." "Oh hey... Sylia... Wylia? Happy birthday."
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                                                      Posted, 6th April 2010
                                                      by megz baby
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                                                      you know you have a good friend if they put a door back together just so you can see an old buddy
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                                                        Posted, 6th April 2010
                                                        by megz baby
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                                                        It isn't about sushi.
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                                                          Posted, 16th October 2011
                                                          by ginmar
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                                                          A laugh is more powerful than a scream.
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                                                            Posted, 18th November 2012
                                                            by username
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                                                            Randall just wanted to provide fresh scream instead of the canned variety.
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                                                              Posted, 16th July 2013
                                                              by nee
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                                                              One of these days Mike Wazowski will really...gonna make Sullivan teach Randall a lesson
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                                                                Posted, 16th July 2013
                                                                by nee
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                                                                A cloaked monster is also untouchable until you can see him.
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                                                                  Posted, 12th April 2014
                                                                  by agentdc7
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                                                                  When you are in France, the Eiffel Tower will ALWAYS be in the background.
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                                                                    Posted, 12th April 2014
                                                                    by agentdc7
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                                                                    If you do stand up in a kid's bedroom with a mic, no one else in the house can hear you.
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                                                                      Posted, 12th April 2014
                                                                      by agentdc7
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                                                                      Being short has its disadvantages when it comes to publications.
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                                                                        Posted, 12th April 2014
                                                                        by agentdc7
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                                                                        The CDA can take time off to get autographs.
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                                                                          Posted, 9th October 2014
                                                                          by Footballfan
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                                                                          They scare because they care.
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                                                                            Posted, 23rd March 2015
                                                                            by Garga
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                                                                            Human sucks are considered to be toxic to monsters. My socks are certainly deadly even for humans!
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                                                                              Posted, 23rd March 2015
                                                                              by Garga
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                                                                              Sulley must be pretty damn strong. He can hang from a door's ledge by just two fingers.
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                                                                                Posted, 5th May 2015
                                                                                by Footballfan
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                                                                                You're gonna see Mike on TV often. For example, Monstropolis' Most Wanted.
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                                                                                  Posted, 5th May 2015
                                                                                  by Footballfan
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                                                                                  Rex from Toy Story failed the audition.
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                                                                                    Posted, 5th May 2015
                                                                                    by Footballfan
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                                                                                    When you're reading about a major news event like a child being exposed to the monster world, and see one of your co-workers in the background of the main picture, it's safe to assume he's involved in the story.
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                                                                                      Posted, 5th May 2015
                                                                                      by Footballfan
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                                                                                      The CDA can respond to a 2319 in the middle of the city within a few seconds.
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                                                                                        Posted, 5th May 2015
                                                                                        by Footballfan
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                                                                                        Despite mass panic and a CDA investigation, nobody can confirm or deny the presence of a human child.
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                                                                                          Posted, 5th May 2015
                                                                                          by Footballfan
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                                                                                          Key masters at Monsters Incorporated can crush an employee's hands with a window shutter without punishment.
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                                                                                            Posted, 5th May 2015
                                                                                            by Footballfan
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                                                                                            When you wake up and see a green monster talking to you through a microphone, just stare at him instead of calling your parents.
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                                                                                              Posted, 5th May 2015
                                                                                              by Footballfan
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                                                                                              No one touches Little Mikey!
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                                                                                                Posted, 23rd July 2015
                                                                                                by DreamerBoy
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                                                                                                Spoons are no good for digging a tunnel under the city.
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                                                                                                  Posted, 23rd July 2015
                                                                                                  by DreamerBoy
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