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Toy Story

Toy Story
This list was started on 7th January 2010 by Anon
There are 29 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 4th July 2015

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When the creepy child next door sets off heavy explosives on a daily basis, the proper response is to DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, especially when your small child's bedroom is precisely across from the creepy child's room.
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    Posted, 10th January 2010
    by miquonranger03
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    A glass space helmet can focus light enough to spark a fuse, but won't melt your head.
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      Posted, 13th January 2010
      by Anon
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      Little plastic army men probably have very powerful glutes.
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        Posted, 7th January 2010
        by Anon
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        In this movie, the characteristics of the god-fearing Mayan civilization were lovingly inserted into small alien novelty squeeker toys.
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          Posted, 7th January 2010
          by Anon
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          I have a friend in the person who sings "You've Got a Friend in Me" (maybe the only friend I have...)
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            Posted, 16th March 2010
            by Chiwayway
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            There are some benefits to being a toy....Woody will never get hat hair.
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            • 16th January 2010 by UsernameTed
              That's an annoying promblem.
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            Posted, 7th January 2010
            by Anon
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            Why does it seem that the toys created by the sadistic, love-deprived boy seem to look the most fun to play with?
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              Posted, 7th January 2010
              by Anon
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              Etch has the fastest knobs in the west. In fact, he's the only one that can have the fastest knobs in the west.
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                Posted, 25th June 2010
                by Anon
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                When you make friends with your rival toy, your owner will start playing with both of you equally.
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                  Posted, 27th June 2010
                  by agentdc7
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                  If a toy disappears for a few days and comes back, the owner won't question why one of the stickers is peeled off. Even though the owner thought they were in the car the whole time.
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                    Posted, 27th December 2010
                    by Hayleychaotix
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                    Even though he thinks he's a space ranger, Buzz will still freeze when a human enters the room.
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                      Posted, 28th August 2014
                      by Footballfan
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                      In this movie, ragdolls defy ragdoll physics.
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                        Posted, 7th January 2010
                        by Anon
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                        Wearing women's clothes, attending tea parties...I think Mr. Buzz is taking the loss of his arm very well.
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                          Posted, 7th January 2010
                          by Anon
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                          Mrs. Potato Head's debut was delayed to the end of the movie because she had to be recalled due to toxic levels of lead.
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                          Posted, 7th January 2010
                          by Anon
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                          Mr. Potato head is for ages three and up!
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                            Posted, 7th January 2010
                            by Halfsh0t
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                            If you tie a toy with wings on a fireworks-rocket it can fly quite well and steer as well.
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                              Posted, 10th January 2010
                              by matthijstieleman
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                              This is falling with style.
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                                Posted, 13th January 2010
                                by Anon
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                                That baby-spider thing? The stuff nightmares are made of.
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                                  Posted, 25th June 2010
                                  by Anon
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                                  Even though Buzz believes he is a real Space Ranger, he will still remain motionless whenever humans are around.
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                                    Posted, 30th December 2012
                                    by username
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                                    Gigantic humans are apparently commonplace in Buzz Lightyear's "real" universe.
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                                      Posted, 22nd April 2013
                                      by nee
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                                      Rockets explode.
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                                        Posted, 22nd April 2013
                                        by nee
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                                        Toy Story did have an alternate storyline: instead of a Buzz Lightyear action doll, Andy received a pair of Furbies.
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                                        • 25th June 2010 by UsernameTed
                                          I would have wanted to see that!
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                                        Posted, 7th January 2010
                                        by Anon
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                                        Its totally ok to use alcohol references in a kids movie as long as the kids don't get it!
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                                          Posted, 7th January 2010
                                          by Halfsh0t
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                                          The ole 360 degree Exorcist trick scares any kid, so play nice.
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                                            Posted, 27th June 2010
                                            by agentdc7
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                                            Wearing a small, pink hat is the number one proof for identifying you as Mrs. Nesbitt.
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                                              Posted, 29th June 2010
                                              by TurkishDelight
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                                              When you're in the middle of defending the whole galaxy, you can suddenly find yourself sucking down Darjeeling with Marie Antoinette and her little sister.
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                                                Posted, 17th October 2014
                                                by DreamerBoy
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                                                Revenge is not an idea promoted on Buzz's planet.
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                                                  Posted, 17th October 2014
                                                  by DreamerBoy
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                                                  Woody is a sad, strange little man, and he has Buzz's pity.
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                                                    Posted, 19th October 2014
                                                    by DreamerBoy
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                                                    Having your baby riding in the front seat proves that you're a good parent.
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                                                      Posted, 4th July 2015
                                                      by P4PZ
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