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Madagascar

Madagascar
This list was started on 7th January 2010 by UsernameTed
There are 24 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 4th September 2014

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Penguins are ninja, capable of knocking a human unconsious, and hijacking an ocean liner.
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    Posted, 7th January 2010
    by UsernameTed
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    Antarctica sucks.
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      Posted, 7th January 2010
      by UsernameTed
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      When Lions are shot with tranquilizer, it's like going on an Acid trip. The second time around, they will see and hear the same thing, but sped up.
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      • 20th February 2010 by PhoenixFox
        I think that was so we wouldn't have to suffer through the whole thing once more, again at normal speed. :P
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      Posted, 7th January 2010
      by UsernameTed
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      Lions and Lemurs dance.
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        Posted, 7th January 2010
        by UsernameTed
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        When in doubt, play cute and cuddly.
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          Posted, 7th January 2010
          by UsernameTed
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          Hippopotamuses are able to break through a solid brick wall.
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            Posted, 7th January 2010
            by UsernameTed
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            Living in the wild, it is possible to break over 25 health code violations.
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              Posted, 16th January 2010
              by UsernameTed
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              How do you figure out the age old question: Is Marty black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?
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                Posted, 17th March 2010
                by tenshi
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                There's a deli in the sky? and they sell mile high pastrami on rye? Did i miss something?
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                  Posted, 17th March 2010
                  by tenshi
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                  Skipper doesn't want excuses, he wants results!
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                    Posted, 7th January 2010
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                    A decade is half of a Zebra's life.
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                      Posted, 7th January 2010
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                      Old lady versus lion. The lion stands no chance.
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                        Posted, 20th February 2010
                        by PhoenixFox
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                        The penguins are psychotic!
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                          Posted, 17th March 2010
                          by tenshi
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                          Instead of telling the passengers on the boat that you willnotbe going anywhere because of a shortage of gas, just smile and wave, works just as well.
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                            Posted, 17th March 2010
                            by tenshi
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                            Do not get into the situation of being the only carnivore on Madagascar - you may see other animals as steaks.
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                              Posted, 11th November 2011
                              by Movie Genius
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                              If you have any poo, throw it now.
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                                Posted, 11th November 2011
                                by Movie Genius
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                                Always be one to assume that if a lion is licking a zebra, it is grooming rather than tasting it.
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                                  Posted, 11th November 2011
                                  by Movie Genius
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                                  Giraffes are prone to getting brown spots on their shoulders.
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                                    Posted, 4th September 2014
                                    by Footballfan
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                                    When the zebra's in the zone, leave him alone.
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                                      Posted, 4th September 2014
                                      by Footballfan
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                                      The best place to hide something made of glass is in your mouth.
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                                        Posted, 4th September 2014
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                                        A crate with air holes won't fill with water if it falls in the ocean.
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                                          Posted, 4th September 2014
                                          by Footballfan
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                                          Some animals think a rectal thermometer is a good birthday present.
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                                            Posted, 4th September 2014
                                            by Footballfan
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