Your hair is connected to your arm and leg muscles. Pull it just right and you can be a great chef! Or hide vermin in your hair...they'll figure it out. (0) Comments
Next time you discover a large rat colony living in your attic, don't call an exterminator. Simply scare them and they will all leave on their own. (0) Comments
Mommy never had to face the dinner rush while the orders come flooding in, and every dish is completely different and none are simple, and all different cooking time, but must arrive at the customers table at exactly the same time, hot and perfect! Unless she was a line chef! (0) Comments
When you are an old lady living on your own and you discover a rat in your house, it is only logical to grab your shotgun to kill the vermin. Or at the very least chase him half way down a river in the rain until he hides down a storm drain. (1) Comments
A clumsy young man who can't seem to go anywhere without knocking something over is flawless at roller skating around a crowded restaurant. (0) Comments