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Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
This list was started on 30th November 2009 by Adam
There are 229 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 4th March 2016

The Things I Learned . . .

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Michael Bay will always stress that when teleporting from America to Egypt, it will still be the middle of the afternoon.
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    Posted, 5th December 2009
    by Dark Lord XIII
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    Autobots listen to Linkin Park.
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      Posted, 14th December 2009
      by Hart
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      Don't let your mom eat environmentally friendly brownies served by white kids in dreadlocks.
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        Posted, 30th November 2009
        by Adam
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        Dead robots never die, so long as a sequel is near.
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          Posted, 4th December 2009
          by MokonaYi
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          Apparently Bumblebee's vocal processors are WAY harder to fix than a newly resurrected Optimus Prime, who is fixed in a matter of seconds into a super flying robot.
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          • 29th October 2012 by bourbonphantom
            Why is this not at the top of the list?
          • 4th March 2010 by agentdc7
            Yeah, and what was the point of it? To make sure there's no interesting character development in ANY of the Autobots besides Prime?
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          Posted, 22nd December 2009
          by Pidge
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          Telling mean-looking border guards who don't speak English that you're from New York will gain you automatic passage without any questions or paperwork.
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          • 24th January 2014 by catmunch1
            especially if he is an oompaloompa!
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          Posted, 30th November 2009
          by Adam
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          Conspiracy theorist bloggers who were right all along could have never guessed that the government can track cell phone signals.
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            Posted, 30th November 2009
            by Adam
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            If your mom tells people, while obviously intoxicated, that your car is a "talking robot," make sure to clarify what she means because they certainly believe her.
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              Posted, 30th November 2009
              by Adam
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              Dude, Bumblebee still can't talk...
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              • 19th March 2010 by agentdc7
                Yeah, and for what reason?
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              Posted, 18th December 2009
              by TiffYG2133
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              If a hot girl is interested in a geek, she is probably trying to kill him.
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                Posted, 5th December 2009
                by malice
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                When kids go off to college, moms will always cry dramatically while dads look forward to turning the newly vacated room into a home theatre.
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                  Posted, 30th November 2009
                  by Adam
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                  The army will automatically fire a conveniently placed rail gun if you tell them you used to work with them.
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                    Posted, 4th December 2009
                    by leo11234
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                    The dean of your college doesn't care that your professor is a perverted sexual predator, but is disgusted to see you have a mental breakdown in your class.
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                      Posted, 22nd December 2009
                      by keiser
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                      If a transformer saves your life from an incredibly dangerous situation, instead of thanking him, tell him you're completely safe now and that you don't need him anymore.
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                        Posted, 30th November 2009
                        by Adam
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                        If you're negotiating with an incredibly powerful, advanced alien species, always send the most obnoxious, tactless bureaucrat to represent you.
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                        • 24th January 2014 by catmunch1
                          The president is too busy with other things, instead of saving the Earth.
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                        Posted, 30th November 2009
                        by Adam
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                        Small, alien robots are sexually attracted to Megan Fox's legs.
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                          Posted, 4th December 2009
                          by Phoenix
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                          Many priceless world monuments may get destroyed by robot aliens, but the general public is stupid and will not notice once the hero has won the fight.
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                            Posted, 7th December 2009
                            by chibi master
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                            National Security will not only remodel your home, but will also add a swimming pool and jacuzzi if you're upset enough about a situation your son caused.
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                              Posted, 30th November 2009
                              by Adam
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                              When someone you love is in peril, screaming their name apparently helps a lot.
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                                Posted, 20th December 2009
                                by HermanoBluth
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                                Virginia contains a vast desert just behind Dulles airport.
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                                  Posted, 22nd December 2009
                                  by dmlaenker
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                                  When Optimus says he wants your face, its just as disturbing as you'd expect it to sound coming from a 25 year old cartoon icon who believes in freedom, peace and mercy.
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                                  • 21st June 2010 by agentdc7
                                    Geez, I hated hearing that line.
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                                  Posted, 8th January 2010
                                  by Gavin
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                                  To Michael Bay, "revenge" does not mean "revenge," it means, "a failed attempt at revenge."
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                                    Posted, 21st January 2010
                                    by jimbob
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                                    "Adore" is not an adequate synonym for "love."
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                                      Posted, 30th November 2009
                                      by Adam
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                                      Girls always go for guys who fingerpaint strange letters on tables with cake frosting.
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                                        Posted, 30th November 2009
                                        by Adam
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                                        Any girl can be a leading lady so long as she's hot and has no talent.
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                                          Posted, 4th December 2009
                                          by ChiakiEiji
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                                          You can throw a high US government official appointed by the president, from a C17 with a parachute and get away with it.
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                                            Posted, 13th December 2009
                                            by matthijstieleman
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                                            A gigantic Decepticon makes it way through Shanghai and crushes almost an entire highway and the only video images they have, are blurry images from a low-def cam, and, even though the entire city witnessed, people still believe it's made up.
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                                              Posted, 13th December 2009
                                              by matthijstieleman
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                                              Keeping the hand-scooped dust of a disintegrated alien artifact in a cotton sock insures that you will have enough of it left to completely restore its form and functionality when it is REALLY needed to work.
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                                                Posted, 22nd December 2009
                                                by Oak
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                                                You can only get off a chair when the last Prime is dead.
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                                                  Posted, 22nd December 2009
                                                  by Venompool
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                                                  Kids apparently love jive-talking ghetto robots. And the ensuing racial tension.
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                                                  • 21st June 2010 by agentdc7
                                                    Ugh..... reminds me of seeing kids at the Target trying to buy the twins.
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                                                  Posted, 22nd December 2009
                                                  by dmlaenker
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                                                  EMP destroys anything with a circuit board, except vehicles and robots.
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                                                    Posted, 23rd December 2009
                                                    by rreines
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                                                    Only Optimus Prime has the right to walk along the flight deck of an aircraft carrier... All other Autobots must stay in the hangar below.
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                                                    • 26th June 2010 by KungFuMasterLarry
                                                      ... in their vehicle forms.
                                                    • 24th January 2010 by agentdc7
                                                      Haha! We didn't even know who survived or not.
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                                                    Posted, 24th December 2009
                                                    by punkboy
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                                                    Apparently, the Decepticon planet-like HQ is just a few minutes flight away from Earth, but nobody seems to notice or care.
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                                                      Posted, 28th December 2009
                                                      by DuneGig
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                                                      The internet's "pure true."
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                                                        Posted, 30th November 2009
                                                        by Adam
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                                                        If you step back and really look at the movie by all accounts the decepticons really should won... did you see the size of those guys?
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                                                        • 9th July 2010 by FERIS
                                                          Hahaha... Funny!!!
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                                                        Posted, 17th December 2009
                                                        by TiffYG2133
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                                                        It takes a 35 minute battle scene for a single robot to fly up to a machine and shoot it with a single projectile.
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                                                          Posted, 28th December 2009
                                                          by Cramscam
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                                                          Don't worry, Optimus will be completely fine on his own, fighting against all of the other Decepticons! Let's just take our sweet, sweet time driving there. Soak in that wonderful scenery. Oh, look there they a--OMG OPTIMUS IS DEAD! WTF HAPPENED?!
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                                                          • 19th March 2010 by agentdc7
                                                            Not the mention the horrible editing. One shot, Prime and Bumblebee are outside the factory. Next shot, Prime is miles away in the forest while Bumblebee is still picking people up.
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                                                          Posted, 29th December 2009
                                                          by DuneGig
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                                                          When creating Devastator out 7(?) constructicons without any wrecking balls, robot testicles will suddenly appear to finishing the merge.
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                                                            Posted, 11th January 2010
                                                            by agentdc7
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                                                            The pyramids are walking distance from the shores of Egypt.
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                                                              Posted, 11th January 2010
                                                              by agentdc7
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                                                              When you grab an insecticon, always give it time to transmit a signal before you kill it so they all know where to find you.
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                                                                Posted, 12th January 2010
                                                                by agentdc7
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                                                                Timezones don't matter. At all.
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                                                                  Posted, 12th January 2010
                                                                  by agentdc7
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                                                                  A transformed blender looks and acts a lot like a gremlin.
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                                                                    Posted, 30th November 2009
                                                                    by Adam
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                                                                    Before you get into a Boeing 707 check its bottom to find out from which faction it is, or you will have one helluva trip!
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                                                                      Posted, 4th December 2009
                                                                      by Huniken
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                                                                      The US Navy has a secret giant gun on a battleship laying in front of the coast of Egypt, which will fire only if some dude says that a gigantic robot is tearing a pyramid apart.
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                                                                        Posted, 13th December 2009
                                                                        by matthijstieleman
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                                                                        Having a killer lady robot trying to strangle you with her tongue is not justification enough to your girlfriend for putting your hands on another "woman."
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                                                                          Posted, 14th December 2009
                                                                          by Hart
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                                                                          The ancient Egyptians always hid important things behind less ancient Greek paintings.
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                                                                            Posted, 22nd December 2009
                                                                            by Fandango
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                                                                            If you die fighting to save an alien species, you go to that species' purgatory to recieve wisdom for your human life.
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                                                                              Posted, 22nd December 2009
                                                                              by Oak
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                                                                              If an Autobot falls in a forest, it definitely makes a sound. Two hours later your ears will stop bleeding.
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                                                                                Posted, 23rd December 2009
                                                                                by JohnnyHoser
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                                                                                Spinning the camera around the actors will not give the audience motion sickness, and will help them focus on the dialogue of a scene... or not.
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                                                                                • 13th January 2010 by agentdc7
                                                                                  Not to mention turning up the music so we can barely hear them too.
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                                                                                Posted, 23rd December 2009
                                                                                by rreines
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                                                                                A Transformer will sit there driving in a straight line as another transformer tries to cut him in half instead of transforming and fighting back.
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                                                                                • 21st June 2010 by agentdc7
                                                                                  Not enough money for that. It was all spent on Robot Testicles and leg humping.
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                                                                                Posted, 23rd December 2009
                                                                                by keiser
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                                                                                Despite the fact you worked for a top-secret government agency, with higher security clearance than the Secretary of Defense, when that goes down the tubes the best job you'll be qualified for will be shucking meat in your mother's store.
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                                                                                  Posted, 25th December 2009
                                                                                  by JumpinJack
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                                                                                  Apparently in the movie, any machine touched by the all spark will automatically attack humans.
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                                                                                    Posted, 27th December 2009
                                                                                    by Banish
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                                                                                    All elderly sentients, regardless of race are crotchety, forgetful and flatulent.
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                                                                                      Posted, 8th January 2010
                                                                                      by Gavin
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                                                                                      The airport will not question a moving box, much less scan it for anything suspicious.
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                                                                                        Posted, 11th January 2010
                                                                                        by agentdc7
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                                                                                        To assume Decepticons are a bunch of clone armies is a "good" excuse for being unable to produce more different CG models.
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                                                                                          Posted, 13th January 2010
                                                                                          by agentdc7
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                                                                                          It's amazing how a trailer can fool you into thinking a film might be dark and sinister.
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                                                                                            Posted, 21st January 2010
                                                                                            by jimbob
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                                                                                            That if you walk out of the Smithsonian in the middle of downtown Washington D.C. there is a large and spacious field as far as the eye can see...
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                                                                                              Posted, 2nd May 2010
                                                                                              by blinghurst
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                                                                                              Switching sides from the Decepticons to the Autobots should not be joked about; it is a deep personal decision and should be left at that.
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                                                                                                Posted, 8th December 2009
                                                                                                by Silver
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                                                                                                The hot Australian blonde from the first movie is in Gitmo for stealing government data. Or she asked for too much money.... whichever.
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                                                                                                  Posted, 22nd December 2009
                                                                                                  by TravisDW29
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                                                                                                  Characters named after classic G1 Autobots will be overlooked by Autobots named for not so famous Autobots.
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                                                                                                    Posted, 23rd December 2009
                                                                                                    by Rattrap Primal
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                                                                                                    Transformers can easily reattach severed limbs as if they were Legos. Just ask Starscream.
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                                                                                                      Posted, 24th December 2009
                                                                                                      by punkboy
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                                                                                                      Megatron and Starscream are codependant lovers apparently.
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                                                                                                        Posted, 25th December 2009
                                                                                                        by NateSean
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                                                                                                        A whole team of security guards can be thwarted with a guy with his pants down and a taser.
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                                                                                                          Posted, 27th December 2009
                                                                                                          by miquonranger03
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                                                                                                          There is nothing suspicious about crossing international borders with a car full of people and two other cars that are driving themselves.
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                                                                                                            Posted, 27th December 2009
                                                                                                            by daveyboy189
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                                                                                                            In a communist country where they barely allow its citizens to browse social networking sites, rest assured that they will still let America fly into Chinese airspace and drop in giant alien robots to wreck havoc in one of their major cities.
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                                                                                                              Posted, 28th December 2009
                                                                                                              by DuneGig
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                                                                                                              Always remember to scream your friend's name really loud if he or she is in trouble.
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                                                                                                                Posted, 29th December 2009
                                                                                                                by daveyboy189
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                                                                                                                Don't feed Appliance-Bots after midnight, or any other time for that matter.
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                                                                                                                  Posted, 31st December 2009
                                                                                                                  by Evilgidgit
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                                                                                                                  Trying to maintain a long distance relationship using webcams and prearranged times will backfire, badly.
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                                                                                                                    Posted, 8th January 2010
                                                                                                                    by Gavin
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                                                                                                                    John Turturro's speedo is apparently considered a decent shot for a film about a children's toy and cartoon.
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                                                                                                                      Posted, 11th January 2010
                                                                                                                      by Evilgidgit
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                                                                                                                      In ten seconds, Prime, a semi tractor trailer, can drive miles away to the forest while Bumblebee, a Camaro, is still picking people up a few feet away.
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                                                                                                                        Posted, 11th January 2010
                                                                                                                        by agentdc7
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                                                                                                                        If you take the poster for this movie and erase the pyramid, it might as well be a poster for the first movie too.
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                                                                                                                          Posted, 19th March 2010
                                                                                                                          by agentdc7
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                                                                                                                          All female college students are Maxim model-type bimbos who get hot at the sight of middle-aged creeper professors.
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                                                                                                                            Posted, 27th May 2010
                                                                                                                            by KungFuMasterLarry
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                                                                                                                            When threatened by a Decepticon that a being known only as "The Fallen" will rise and likely wreak havoc upon the earth, just execute him. Don't pump him for more information or anything.
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                                                                                                                              Posted, 14th June 2010
                                                                                                                              by KungFuMasterLarry
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                                                                                                                              Camaro's are way cooler than Lamborghinis
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                                                                                                                                Posted, 4th December 2009
                                                                                                                                by Phoenix
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                                                                                                                                If you're a nerd and there's a really hot college girl trying to sleep with you no matter what, be careful, because she may be a robot with a really long tongue.
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                                                                                                                                  Posted, 13th December 2009
                                                                                                                                  by matthijstieleman
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                                                                                                                                  Climbing into the air intake of a plane in a museum is a very easy task.
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                                                                                                                                    Posted, 23rd December 2009
                                                                                                                                    by rreines
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                                                                                                                                    5-1+1=6
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                                                                                                                                      Posted, 23rd December 2009
                                                                                                                                      by rreines
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                                                                                                                                      Instead of seeing Barricade in the movie to explain his disappearance, you instead see copy cat Transformers of already known dead ones, i.e. Bonecrusher and Blackout/Grindor.
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                                                                                                                                        Posted, 23rd December 2009
                                                                                                                                        by keiser
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                                                                                                                                        Since President Obama is in this movie, one wonders if he had NEST send a couple of Autobots to Afghanistan to fight the Taliban.
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                                                                                                                                        • 21st March 2010 by NateSean
                                                                                                                                          Hell, he probably has his own Autobot taking the kids to school.
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                                                                                                                                        Posted, 24th December 2009
                                                                                                                                        by punkboy
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                                                                                                                                        When not out hunting Decepticons, being sequestered in a secret hangar, forced to remain in your transformed mode, with no discussion or social contact, is perfectly acceptable to an advanced species of alien robots.
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                                                                                                                                          Posted, 24th December 2009
                                                                                                                                          by JumpinJack
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                                                                                                                                          If you are convulsing, twitching, and muttering to yourself in the middle of a large university class, nobody, including the professor, will notice until you get on the podium and start scrawling fake symbols on the board.
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                                                                                                                                            Posted, 27th December 2009
                                                                                                                                            by miquonranger03
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                                                                                                                                            At the end of the day all is well even thought an ancient pyramid was destroyed and there are a bunch of dead robots everywhere.
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                                                                                                                                              Posted, 28th December 2009
                                                                                                                                              by daveyboy189
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                                                                                                                                              No one, and I mean no one can defeat The Fallen...Oh wait.
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                                                                                                                                                Posted, 29th December 2009
                                                                                                                                                by daveyboy189
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                                                                                                                                                The Arcee Triplets are actually Twins. Who Knew?
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                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 29th December 2009
                                                                                                                                                  by daveyboy189
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                                                                                                                                                  Every girl in college is a model.
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                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 11th January 2010
                                                                                                                                                    by agentdc7
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                                                                                                                                                    You can drink American beer in France. (Which is banned.)
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                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 11th January 2010
                                                                                                                                                      by agentdc7
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                                                                                                                                                      When having two annoying twins crawl all over Devastator isn't interesting enough, add random explosions to hopefully make it more interesting.
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                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 12th January 2010
                                                                                                                                                        by agentdc7
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                                                                                                                                                        That Michael Bay should be ashamed of himself.
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                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 2nd May 2010
                                                                                                                                                          by blinghurst
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                                                                                                                                                          Nobody will even hear the shifting and stomping sounds of giant robots moving about a cargo ship, let alone notice them performing said actions.
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                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 3rd May 2010
                                                                                                                                                            by KungFuMasterLarry
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                                                                                                                                                            Apparently Bumblebee only considers Decepticons that transform into vehicles a threat to Sam, and not the human female-sized one sitting inside of him right next to his human charge.
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                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 3rd May 2010
                                                                                                                                                              by KungFuMasterLarry
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                                                                                                                                                              If you own a sentient transforming robot who chose to faithfully stay by your side, demonstrate your gratitude by keeping him in the garage like a disobedient dog waiting on your beck and call.
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                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 21st May 2010
                                                                                                                                                                by KungFuMasterLarry
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                                                                                                                                                                If Optimus Prime is a descendent of The Fallen , does that mean that robots have a reproductive (giving birth) system?
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                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 8th July 2010
                                                                                                                                                                  by FERIS
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                                                                                                                                                                  When you work at an bike repair shop don't worry about wearing your "Gonna Get Me Raped" shorts. Cus I mean you can totally trust the foot traffic that like to frequent repair shops, nicest guys in the world.
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                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 22nd September 2010
                                                                                                                                                                    by Hart
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                                                                                                                                                                    SR71 Blackbirds naturally acquire the personality of a cantankerous, washed-up British roadie.
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                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 4th December 2010
                                                                                                                                                                      by Tombo
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                                                                                                                                                                      Michael Bay has no idea that black slang has changed a lot since 1991.
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                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 10th January 2011
                                                                                                                                                                        by KDubbz
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                                                                                                                                                                        Husbands complain if their wives want to skinny-dip.
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                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 30th November 2009
                                                                                                                                                                          by Adam
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                                                                                                                                                                          Even if you'll be laughed at, if you're going to one-up your professor on how Einstein's theories were wrong, make sure you're seeing weird symbols and be able to talk faster than the Micro Machine man.
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                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 5th December 2009
                                                                                                                                                                            by Lady Athenis
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                                                                                                                                                                            Female transformers are just as disgustingly stereotyped as female actors, only the transformers at least make cool bikes.
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                                                                                                                                                                            • 26th October 2010 by agentdc7
                                                                                                                                                                              They do? I couldn't tell who survived/died in all that mish mash of a battle scene.
                                                                                                                                                                            • 21st March 2010 by NateSean
                                                                                                                                                                              And they get killed off in the climactic battle scenes.
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                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 6th December 2009
                                                                                                                                                                            by bookfreak
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                                                                                                                                                                            Big tits and a positive attitude can get you through just about any situation, including (but not limited to) a millennia long war between two races of highly-advanced sentient robots with the ability not only to transform into a vast array of deadly weaponry but also human beings.
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                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 17th December 2009
                                                                                                                                                                              by Vedici
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                                                                                                                                                                              It's okay to be chased by giant evil alien robots across the globe...but NOT okay to go to prison. Just ask Sam's roommate.
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                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 24th December 2009
                                                                                                                                                                                by punkboy
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                                                                                                                                                                                Seriously, dude - what IF you're wrong?
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                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 24th December 2009
                                                                                                                                                                                  by JumpinJack
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                                                                                                                                                                                  If your best friend is a giant robot warrior with a penchant for ripping enemies' spines out of their butts, you can go to your first college party and park your car on the lawn, ruin the party cake, and mouth off to the first douche you meet without worrying about receiving severe beatings.
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                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 25th December 2009
                                                                                                                                                                                    by JumpinJack
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                                                                                                                                                                                    You can make anybody do anything by yelling, "GOGOGOGOGO" at them.
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                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 27th December 2009
                                                                                                                                                                                      by miquonranger03
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                                                                                                                                                                                      Despite the advantageous nature, Autobots will never assume the form of military vehicles even while allied with the US military.
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                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 8th January 2010
                                                                                                                                                                                        by Gavin
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                                                                                                                                                                                        Seeing as he didn't die in the previous movie, it was guaranteed he would die at least once in this one.
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                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 8th January 2010
                                                                                                                                                                                          by Gavin
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                                                                                                                                                                                          Despite formerly having access to the frozen body of a Decepticon, a current alliance with the Autobots, and a legion of geeks who would give their sparks to on the engineering team, Sector 7 never considered creating mech-like combat units.
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                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 8th January 2010
                                                                                                                                                                                            by Gavin
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                                                                                                                                                                                            Giant robots who create huge vortexes can suck up heavy cars and trailers, but not the main characters, who can still run away.
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                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 11th January 2010
                                                                                                                                                                                              by agentdc7
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                                                                                                                                                                                              When two annoying twins are harassing a giant robot, he'll just keep walking because in the next scene they'll disappear and his damaged face will be back to normal.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 11th January 2010
                                                                                                                                                                                                by agentdc7
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                                                                                                                                                                                                Now Skynet will never have the spark... right?
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 12th January 2010
                                                                                                                                                                                                  by Pandamon
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  Scorpionok only comes out of hiding when someone is within attacking distance. Other times, it doesn't move at all even if it means a few years.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 12th January 2010
                                                                                                                                                                                                    by agentdc7
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    A gigantic robot is required to remove the very tip of a pyramid in opposed to squashing the Autobots and humans, even when the leader possesses the ability of telekinesis.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 12th January 2010
                                                                                                                                                                                                      by agentdc7
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      Who knew! Angel Grove isn't the only city that gets attacked by giant robots. It still is the only city that turns into an open field when the robots fight and reverts into the city when the robots are gone.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • 24th January 2010 by NateSean
                                                                                                                                                                                                        And do you remember how many buildings got trashed in Power Rangers? How they were just magically put back together?
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 12th January 2010
                                                                                                                                                                                                      by Rider
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      A decepticon can escape death from part 1 (Scorpionok) only to return to fight for only 10 seconds before getting killed.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 13th March 2010
                                                                                                                                                                                                        by agentdc7
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        Scavenger and Sideways has bad body odor - even Ironhide can smell him!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 1st April 2010
                                                                                                                                                                                                          by skylinezan
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          Drugs can be sold on college campuses in plain sight.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 27th May 2010
                                                                                                                                                                                                            by KungFuMasterLarry
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                                                                                                                                                                                                            When launching a surprise attack on American fleets, be sure not to attack the ship with the railgun that can actually kill you.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 21st June 2010
                                                                                                                                                                                                              by Bull Kilgore
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                                                                                                                                                                                                              Little aliens (who have no sexual organs) will still act inappropriately when Megan Fox is around.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 28th March 2012
                                                                                                                                                                                                                by Arielle139
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                When a robot army is trying to destroy the human race, it's smart to only use conventional weapons, instead of tactical nuclear weapons, which will probably wipe out every robot in its blast radius.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 13th December 2009
                                                                                                                                                                                                                  by matthijstieleman
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                  The ancient Egyptians always hid important things behind less ancient Greek paintings.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 22nd December 2009
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    by Fandango
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                    You can never have too many Constructicons.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 22nd December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Despite being an advanced alien race capable of engineering incredible feats of transformation, you can still apparently be stricken with "birth defects." See Mudflap, and Skid's faces.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 22nd December 2009
                                                                                                                                                                                                                        by JohnnyHoser
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Dogs like to hump at the worst times.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 23rd December 2009
                                                                                                                                                                                                                        by Rattrap Primal
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                        The Decepticons are shy and will only reveal themselves to the insects they hate and are going to kill anyways when they are desperate to find Sam.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 23rd December 2009
                                                                                                                                                                                                                          by keiser
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Megatron either has a hyperdrive system or a teleportation device on himself... How else did he meet up with Starscream and The Fallen on that alien planet so quickly after he was resurrected?
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                          • 24th January 2010 by agentdc7
                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Not to mention the movie labels and tells where every location is except the one that we all would like to know.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 24th December 2009
                                                                                                                                                                                                                          by punkboy
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Optimus Prime is oblivious to the fact that he may be gifted with Jedi powers of his own...what with him being the descendant of The Fallen and his brethren and all...
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 24th December 2009
                                                                                                                                                                                                                            by punkboy
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Just to show you how advanced the Transformers are: They can build a doomsday weapon the size of a mountain that can destroy stars 865,000 miles in diameter and 93 million miles away...
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 24th December 2009
                                                                                                                                                                                                                              by punkboy
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Really old Transformers fart by blowing drag chutes out their butts.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 25th December 2009
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                by JumpinJack
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Maybe the US government was behind 9/11. If they can cover up the gigantic battle between American forces, Autobots, and Decepticons in the middle of a densely populated city in the first movie so well that no one except computer geeks believe Transformers exist, they can cover up anything.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 25th December 2009
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  by Windows
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Not all Deceptions are aligned with evil.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  • 24th January 2010 by NateSean
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    And yet you never see an Autobot going "bad".
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 26th December 2009
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  by TenshiHoshino
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Pretenders wear high heels.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 27th December 2009
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    by Banish
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    The only reason nobody knew anything about the Matrix of Leadership was because Jetfire was inactive and couldnt post it up on Wikipedia.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 28th December 2009
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      by daveyboy189
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Optimus Prime is forever destined to die and come back to life, although this was established twenty years ago.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 28th December 2009
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        by Evilgidgit
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Don't be surprised if you find puppies in your home when you get home from Paris.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 28th December 2009
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          by Goat Nipple007
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          It's very important to film a shot of an apple falling in slow motion.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 12th January 2010
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            by agentdc7
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            When you knockout someone by tazering them in the neck, they will be fine a minute later.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 12th January 2010
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              by agentdc7
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Decepticons like to drool a lot.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 12th January 2010
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                by agentdc7
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Megatron's right arm has a gun trigger that anyone can pull.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 12th January 2010
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  by agentdc7
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Starscream can't be relied on to swat a simple insect.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 6th February 2010
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    by Evilgidgit
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Taking bets involving target smoke during climatic battles is not a good idea.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 12th February 2010
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      by Evilgidgit
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      When you have robots living with you, your biggest concern is the garage.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 13th March 2010
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        by NanaNekoz
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Thousands of children in third-world countries suffering from starvation and poverty, and Michael Bay and ILM decide to waste money animating a robot humping Megan Fox's leg.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 3rd May 2010
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          by KungFuMasterLarry
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          The Autobots, an advanced and elite race of otherworldly robots, will allow two of the most inept, immature, and idiotic of their kind into their ranks and fight alongside them.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 26th June 2010
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            by KungFuMasterLarry
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Old transformers need a cane to get around even though their supposed to be an robotic lifeform so advanced, they can travel through space and time. And that our understanding of there technology pales like a baby trying to understand nuclear fisson... But hey, who's counting tiny inconcistenices like that?
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 3rd July 2010
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              by jimmyz
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Everybody looooooves orange and blue. Even if the characters looks like they got attacked by a tanning machine
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 17th August 2010
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                by SainaTsukino
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Primes are the only ones that can defeat The Fallen. Megatron defeated Optimous Prime. Doesn't that make him more powerful than the Fallen? Apparently not.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 26th September 2010
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  by AKenjiB
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Men in their underwear are always funny.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 18th October 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    When your son's girlfriend comes over, the first thing you should do is show her your bald spot.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 24th April 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      When did the Transformers become a CGI battle between Ghetto-Bots and Monster-Face-a-Cons?
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 13th January 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Wearing white jeans is always a wise choice, as they will stay spotless. Even in a desert battle.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 24th October 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Micheal Bay's sequel strategy; introduce a dozen new characters (some of them fan favorites like Arcee, Sideswipe, Soundwave and Devastator to name a few) and don't develop them at all.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 16th June 2013
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Coaches and rappers alike smack girls' butts with bravado.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 30th November 2009
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Girls are impressed by pizza that has "18 inches of meat."
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 30th November 2009
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Evil alien robots love coming to earth looking like I.E construction vehicles.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 22nd December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  All known animals can fit on a pizza.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 22nd December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Muscular guys use fat guys to find them the tightest shirts possible to show off their muscles.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 22nd December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      A "space bridge" is murder on your fingers... Who knew?
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 23rd December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Megatron. Tyrant. Ruthless. Killed maybe hundreds of Autobots in this universe, is a flunky to a robot voiced by Candyman/ Ben from Night of The Living Dead (1990) and didn't become evil on his own.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 23rd December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Jesus has returned in the form of the Autobot Jolt.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 23rd December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Apparently, 'Mission City' is actually the nickname for Los Angeles, after all...
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 24th December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              if you're ugly, can't act and you have the lead role in an awful movie, your name is probably Shia LaBeouf.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 26th December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                They don't have Autobots bigger than Optimus Prime.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 27th December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Jolt is doing Ratchet's job.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 11th January 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    The Arcee family is related to Gizmo duck.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 11th January 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      The Autobots, heroes who believe in purity and peace, aren't above threatening to "bust a cap" in the ass of a human for whining too much.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 3rd May 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Even when giant robots rampage through the streets of Shanghai, shooting, cutting each other up, and causing millions of dollars in property damage, the U.S. military can still cover it up as a toxic waste spill.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 10th May 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          The military can push the President's National Security liaison out of an aircraft and land him in a potentially dangerous situation, without the consequence of court martial.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 21st May 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            After receiving an emergency call from your boyfriend, booking an airplane flight and arriving at his campus only takes a few minutes.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 26th October 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              The Autobots, despite being able to access the internet and radio frequencies, don't know how Diego Garcia came to be a US/UK base in the first place.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 4th December 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                A US Navy railgun looks like something from Buck Rogers.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 4th December 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Superhot Female transformers who look human obviously know where the Victoria's Secret is so she can by that Lacey blue thong under her dress.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 29th June 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Sam Witwicky will yell for Bumblebee, his transforming robot car, whom he keeps holed up in his garage, to SAVE HIS ASS from a horde of Decepticons, only to continue yelling at and berating him after he did exactly what Sam demanded.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 10th July 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Optimus. Prime is the robot of justice, mercy, and peace GIVE ME YOUR FACE
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 26th October 2013
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        C'mon, Michael Bay. If you're gonna shoehorn a drug joke that has no place in this type of movie, at least do some research. I don't indulge in weed, and even *I* know what it does to you.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 2nd April 2014
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Some Decepticons like to wait for a few minutes before engaging in combat.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 19th January 2015
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            When we first see Devastator, Megatron will shout his name for no reason just so we know who he is.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 1st February 2015
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Despite Optimus battling three deceptions at the same time, Megatron still has the nerve to call him weak.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 1st February 2015
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                The US military built a giant rail gun just in case a bunch of robots from another planet decided to bring their battle to Earth.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 1st February 2015
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Michael Bay thinks that if he shows Soundwave with darker lighting, nobody will notice that he used the exact same shot earlier in the movie.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 1st February 2015
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Sam goes to Transformer heaven instead of, you know, normal heaven.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 1st February 2015
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Michael Bay advertises his own movies inside his other own movies.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 1st February 2015
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        The military managed to cover up the battle from the previous movie. You know, the battle in L.A. in broad daylight with hundreds of witnesses who managed to survive a shoot out between ten-foot tall cyborgs.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 2nd February 2015
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          The plot's not important until the last forty minutes of the movie.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 2nd February 2015
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            The Jaws theme music is regularly played on car radios.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 18th July 2015
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Mr. Wilhelm has a Jordanian descendant.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 4th March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                When someone annoys you by excessive whining, don't hesitate to tase them.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 4th March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Optimus is stronger than The Fallen and therefore stronger than all other 6 original primes combined, if he receives a fart gun from an old SR71.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 4th March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    General Morshower has the power of resurrecting himself after getting killed in the first movie because he is named after himself.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 4th March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Jordan is located directly east of Egypt and shares a border with it.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 4th March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Public phones in Egypt are disposable and destroy themselves after you use them.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 4th March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Egypt is full of camels and annoying chickens and very offensive characters with an eternal love for NYC patrol her borders.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 4th March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Diego Garcia has hills and a desert like California and is a lot like Edwards airforce base.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 4th March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              We should seriously think about installing security cams and burglar detectors on our spy and military satellites.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 4th March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Before the industrial revolution, transformers disguised themselves as wheels and before that? Possibly sticks and clubs.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 4th March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  There's a point in the Atlantic ocean which is 9,000 fathoms, almost 16.5 km deep.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 4th March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    In ancient times, there were high mountains and tigers near where the pyramids are located now.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 4th March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Ancient people preferred to hunt animals like tigers instead of easier and less vicious preys like herbivores perhaps?
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 4th March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        The ancient Primes were so noble, they first built a sun harvesting machine on a planet with life and then decided to not using it because the planet had life. They were noble all right but certainly not very bright.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 4th March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          If you have a shard of the Allspark that can bring the appliances and refrigerators to life as robots, you can't use it to bring your dead robot buddy back to life. You need to search for another McGuffin.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 4th March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            US secret organization don't have much security. Any fired employee can steal and bring home all the valuable information they gathered during it's 75 years of existence.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 4th March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Egyptians aren't interested to send police, military or a single soul to a battle near their own capital. They'll trust the Americans to fight for them.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 4th March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Decepticons aren't very good shots. They'll miss anything which is not closer than 10 feet.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  F-16 pilots love to deploy chaffs for no apparent reason.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    The US owns the earth. If they deny asylum to an alien refugee, the alien has no place on earth and must leave. All other nations can go fuck themselves too.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Teenagers trade a life of owning cool transforming cars and befriending aliens and saving the world with a normal life with normal problems in a heartbeat.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        With the ability to transform into people very convincingly, transformers still insist on transforming into cars and tanks and whatnot.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Some freshmen are very quick in decorating their dorm room and making all their computers ready to work.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Fart, humping, balls, ass and crotch jokes are considered humour. Pity Bay missed a great opportunity for some poop and masturbation jokes in this.
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