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The Lovely Bones

The Lovely Bones
This list was started on 15th January 2010 by Anon
There are 53 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 27th April 2011

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It's easy to get a metal safe containing a dead body up the basement stairs and into a truck, but rolling it into a sinkhole requires assistance.
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  • 20th January 2010 by LoveGoodbye32
    I'm because Never Back to Love ????
  • 17th January 2010 by Adam
    Ha! You win the game.
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Posted, 16th January 2010
by vfxfan
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If your daughter took 24 rolls of pictures right before she died, wait two years before processing them all, because there's no chance any of them will lead to clues as to what happened.
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    Posted, 16th January 2010
    by Adam
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    Heaven is like being high.
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      Posted, 12th January 2010
      by miquonranger03
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      The pedophile-looking neighbor who lives next door and is obsessed with building dollhouses is certainly not a prime suspect.
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      • 17th January 2010 by Uncle Boat
        He had all kinds of red flags going on.
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      Posted, 16th January 2010
      by Adam
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      You can come back to life, but ONLY for one final make-out session.
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        Posted, 12th January 2010
        by miquonranger03
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        Photographing overweight girls is good practice for photographing animal wildlife.
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          Posted, 16th January 2010
          by Adam
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          Remember kids! Don't climb into any strange men's handmade underground lairs!
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            Posted, 10th January 2010
            by Anon
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            The only thing creepier than the villain is hearing Mark Wahlberg obsess over creating scale models.
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              Posted, 16th January 2010
              by Adam
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              Always take the dark, abandoned route when walking home from school.
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                Posted, 16th January 2010
                by Adam
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                Why just grab someone when you can build an elaborate room under the earth?
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                  Posted, 12th January 2010
                  by miquonranger03
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                  Middle aged white guys with comb overs and neatly trimmed mustaches are natural Megan's list candidates.
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                    Posted, 13th January 2010
                    by Uncle Boat
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                    Edgy girls who draw naked women will always leave out the nipples.
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                      Posted, 16th January 2010
                      by Adam
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                      When you die Pocahontas will be your guide to heaven.
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                        Posted, 16th January 2010
                        by Adam
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                        I too would choose to play a real-life level of Super Mario Galaxy in my perfect world.
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                          Posted, 16th January 2010
                          by Adam
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                          If someone builds an elaborate underground structure near a school and fills it to the brim with stuff, there will be absolutely no witnesses to any step of the process.
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                            Posted, 16th January 2010
                            by Adam
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                            If you've ever seen a Claritin commercial, you'll have a good idea of what heaven looks like.
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                            Posted, 21st January 2010
                            by Uncle Boat
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                            When you find evidence in the form of a book linking your neighbor to your sisters death you must stay in his house (that you just broke into) a read it first.
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                              Posted, 24th January 2010
                              by Sassy
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                              Always be polite, even if it kills you.
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                                Posted, 31st January 2010
                                by Anon
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                                If you come back from the dead go to your high school crush instead of your family.
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                                  Posted, 2nd September 2010
                                  by jacobdfl
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                                  Avoid icicles at all cost lest they end you.
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                                    Posted, 10th January 2010
                                    by Anon
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                                    A giant hole in the ground that swallows things up? Every killer's dream...
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                                      Posted, 10th January 2010
                                      by Anon
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                                      Child murderers only saw and hammer with purpose.
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                                        Posted, 16th January 2010
                                        by Adam
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                                        Accountants can multiply 24 and $2.99 in their head in under 3 seconds.
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                                          Posted, 16th January 2010
                                          by Adam
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                                          If a creepy old man is hitting on you and asks if you have a boyfriend, never lie and tell him that you do.
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                                          • 24th January 2010 by Sassy
                                            That's what I was thinking!
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                                          Posted, 16th January 2010
                                          by Adam
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                                          Don't make love in cornfields without proper cover.
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                                            Posted, 16th January 2010
                                            by Adam
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                                            If you're being chased by the guy who murdered your sister and you have evidence linking him to the crime, take as long as possible to explain the situation when you come home to your parents.
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                                              Posted, 16th January 2010
                                              by Adam
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                                              Random icicles are better at dispatching murderers than angry relatives and the police, combined.
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                                                Posted, 16th January 2010
                                                by Adam
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                                                Any girl that "sees the dead" or is "otherworldly" must have jet-black dyed hair and dark, dark eyeliner. Apparently there were goths back in the 70s!
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                                                  Posted, 20th January 2010
                                                  by nvidia2010
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                                                  Remind yourself, next time when on an acid trip, be sure to chat with dead girls' souls, so that you can solve old mysterious murder cases.
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                                                    Posted, 20th January 2010
                                                    by nvidia2010
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                                                    Mark Wahlberg is not as tough as you think.
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                                                      Posted, 20th January 2010
                                                      by nvidia2010
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                                                      Developing photos in the 70s was very expensive.
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                                                        Posted, 20th January 2010
                                                        by nvidia2010
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                                                        Your parents are not the obstacle in you becoming a famous photographer, it's getting murdered :(
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                                                          Posted, 20th January 2010
                                                          by nvidia2010
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                                                          Don't stand too close to the edge of a cliff unless you want your death to be HILARIOUS.
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                                                            Posted, 6th February 2010
                                                            by Rosette17
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                                                            Elaborate CGI scenes are especially lifeless in this movie.
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                                                              Posted, 24th April 2010
                                                              by vfxfan
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                                                              Heaven has huge rainbow coloured footballs!
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                                                                Posted, 10th January 2010
                                                                by Anon
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                                                                Does this mean knitwear is bad luck?
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                                                                  Posted, 10th January 2010
                                                                  by Anon
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                                                                  If you see the old man three doors down making odd things in his back yard, it's time to worry.
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                                                                    Posted, 10th January 2010
                                                                    by Anon
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                                                                    If you see disappearing, screaming girls, call the cops.
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                                                                      Posted, 10th January 2010
                                                                      by Anon
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                                                                      Always suspect the safe.
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                                                                        Posted, 10th January 2010
                                                                        by Anon
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                                                                        Penguins have a rather dull perfect world ideal.
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                                                                          Posted, 16th January 2010
                                                                          by Adam
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                                                                          Women are not interested in reading motherhood-related books while their daughters are still infants.
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                                                                            Posted, 16th January 2010
                                                                            by Adam
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                                                                            Never trust anyone who makes such kick ass doll houses. Or, rather, never trust anyone who makes such kick ass doll houses *and* has a comb over.
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                                                                              Posted, 16th January 2010
                                                                              by Holly Golightly
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                                                                              Serial killer paedo-psychopaths are always very neat and good at making stuff.
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                                                                                Posted, 20th January 2010
                                                                                by nvidia2010
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                                                                                It's not cheating making out with an old flame if it's your possessed girlfriend.
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                                                                                  Posted, 20th January 2010
                                                                                  by nvidia2010
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                                                                                  Lighthouses mean something in this movie. I just can't figure out what.
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                                                                                    Posted, 20th January 2010
                                                                                    by nvidia2010
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                                                                                    In the 70s the USA made safes that were perfectly sealed and airtight which could contain the smell and remains of a chopped up, muddy, rotting corpse for years. Seriously, maybe they did. Who knows nowadays with everything made in China!
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                                                                                      Posted, 20th January 2010
                                                                                      by nvidia2010
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                                                                                      If you're looking out the window and see the reflection of the candle by the window seal moving, when it's really not, it means you can see your dead daughter.
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                                                                                        Posted, 24th January 2010
                                                                                        by Sharkboy
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                                                                                        While the police are banging on the door, you being the killer, take the time to make your house look like you were busy/sloppy before answering the door. Don't forget the candy bowl! You gotta spread those everywhere!
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                                                                                          Posted, 26th January 2010
                                                                                          by Sharkboy
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                                                                                          Beware the cornfield. Beware.
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                                                                                            Posted, 3rd April 2010
                                                                                            by YesLiid
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                                                                                            When you jump off the 2nd floor through the window and on to the ground, you won't break any bones or have any scratches. Try it sometime. It's pretty safe.
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                                                                                              Posted, 1st January 2011
                                                                                              by Raajnie
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                                                                                              When you plan on taking a break from your husband and children, just leave a note without saying bye in person. Your husband will still accept you when you get back.
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                                                                                                Posted, 1st January 2011
                                                                                                by Raajnie
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                                                                                                Seriously? The bad guy died just like that?
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                                                                                                  Posted, 23rd February 2011
                                                                                                  by kaizar
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                                                                                                  Mark Walhberg got beat up by a punk.....That's an insult to Mark Walhberg.
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                                                                                                    Posted, 27th April 2011
                                                                                                    by RockyRambo
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