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Shrek the Third

Shrek the Third
This list was started on 11th January 2010 by Anon
There are 30 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 9th September 2014

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You will always have that one princess "friend" that will stab you in the back.
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    Posted, 13th January 2010
    by Abrina7
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    Evil people aren't as evil as you might think - some of them like growing daffodils.
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      Posted, 11th January 2010
      by Anon
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      Hermits that live alone in remote areas are always crazy. Obi-Wan Kenobi is the only exception.
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        Posted, 16th January 2010
        by UsernameTed
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        Donkey can't do the adorable eyes trick. Even when he's really Puss.
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          Posted, 11th January 2010
          by Anon
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          Never underestimate old ladies.
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            Posted, 11th January 2010
            by Anon
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            Fiona didn't get her fighting skills from her father.
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              Posted, 11th January 2010
              by Anon
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              It's useless to try to relate to an animated Justin Timberlake.
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                Posted, 13th January 2010
                by Abrina7
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                King Arthur was a geek in high school.
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                  Posted, 20th February 2010
                  by PhoenixFox
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                  It's hard to tell whom is more dangerous: the Fairy Godmother or Merlin.
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                    Posted, 20th February 2010
                    by PhoenixFox
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                    When a passing girl is singing with cute forest animals at her heels, do not make her angry. Just in case.
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                      Posted, 20th February 2010
                      by PhoenixFox
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                      Little old ladies can be pretty strong.
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                        Posted, 17th March 2010
                        by Anon
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                        After bashing through walls with her head, Queen Lillian momentarily reverts to Maria and Mary Poppins.
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                          Posted, 10th April 2010
                          by KayDee
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                          Never let an ogre knight someone.
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                            Posted, 31st December 2012
                            by username
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                            When christening a ship, if the bottle is thrown at it with excessive force, the sails will burst into flames.
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                              Posted, 31st December 2012
                              by username
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                              Dwarf = living babysitter. They do the cleaning, the burping...
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                                Posted, 11th January 2010
                                by Anon
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                                Cats need diapers too.
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                                  Posted, 11th January 2010
                                  by Anon
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                                  Donkey loves baby food.
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                                    Posted, 11th January 2010
                                    by Anon
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                                    Be careful what you wish for...
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                                      Posted, 11th January 2010
                                      by Anon
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                                      Some people (or animals) just don't understand boundaries.
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                                        Posted, 11th January 2010
                                        by Anon
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                                        Ogres look great in old-fashioned costumes.
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                                          Posted, 11th January 2010
                                          by Anon
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                                          All Donkey can think about is food.
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                                            Posted, 11th January 2010
                                            by Anon
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                                            King Arthur could have been an actor.
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                                              Posted, 20th February 2010
                                              by PhoenixFox
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                                              Despite not being a wearer of the underpants, Donkey has been wedgied.
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                                                Posted, 9th September 2014
                                                by Footballfan
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                                                You know you're unpopular when the principal wants you to be eaten.
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                                                  Posted, 9th September 2014
                                                  by Footballfan
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                                                  Seth Rogen has to do a voice in every Dreamworks film.
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                                                    Posted, 9th September 2014
                                                    by Footballfan
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                                                    Fiddlesworth is the perfect name for someone who scratches your behind.
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                                                      Posted, 9th September 2014
                                                      by Footballfan
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                                                      Shrek needs a pair of jammies.
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                                                        Posted, 9th September 2014
                                                        by Footballfan
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                                                        Babies eat and poop and cry. They cry when they poop and they poop when they cry.
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                                                          Posted, 9th September 2014
                                                          by Footballfan
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                                                          Shrek has nightmares about standing nude in front of his own children.
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                                                            Posted, 9th September 2014
                                                            by Footballfan
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                                                            Worcestershire sounds fancy if you say it wrong.
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                                                              Posted, 9th September 2014
                                                              by Footballfan
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