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Shrek 2

Shrek 2
This list was started on 11th January 2010 by Anon
There are 31 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 31st December 2012

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Television shows "Wheel of fortune" and "Cops" have been around forever. They have just changed with the times.
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    Posted, 16th January 2010
    by UsernameTed
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    Even puppets are experimental with their underwear.
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      Posted, 17th January 2010
      by Anon
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      Doves can't focus on flying when they see ogres.
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        Posted, 11th January 2010
        by Anon
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        "More heat, less foam!"
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          Posted, 13th January 2010
          by Abrina7
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          "......Not the gumdrop button......"
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            Posted, 13th January 2010
            by Abrina7
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            The catnip was not his.
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              Posted, 13th January 2010
              by Abrina7
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              If I went on a perilous journey through blistering cold and scorching desert, traveling for many days and nights, risking life and limb to get to the girl that I was supposed to save, and I found out that she was on her honeymoon, I'd be kinda pissed off too.
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                Posted, 18th March 2010
                by tenshi
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                A frog king can have a human wife and an ogre for a daughter.
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                  Posted, 11th January 2010
                  by Anon
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                  No matter how big, milk always beats the cookie.
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                    Posted, 11th January 2010
                    by Anon
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                    The Kiss always has to happen at midnight.
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                      Posted, 11th January 2010
                      by Anon
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                      Television shows "Wheel of fortune" and "Cops" have been around forever. They have just changed with the times.
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                        Posted, 16th January 2010
                        by UsernameTed
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                        Spare mercenaries. Create friendships.
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                          Posted, 20th February 2010
                          by PhoenixFox
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                          It's normal for a straight guy to wear cherry flavoured glitter on his lips.
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                            Posted, 18th March 2010
                            by tenshi
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                            Does the *mushroom* have a true love?
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                              Posted, 17th April 2010
                              by ekedolphin
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                              Miranda Rights originated in Medieval times.
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                                Posted, 31st December 2012
                                by username
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                                A girl's diary scares guys.
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                                • 4th December 2011 by Meushell
                                  Ack! Sorry. I meant to vote up, not down.
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                                Posted, 11th January 2010
                                by Anon
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                                Fairy Godmother equals Evil Stepmother.
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                                  Posted, 11th January 2010
                                  by Anon
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                                  Drinking potions is always safe. Surely nothing can happen - except maybe, a little stomach ache and a burp through the anal passage.
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                                    Posted, 11th January 2010
                                    by Anon
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                                    Once an ogre, always an ogre.
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                                      Posted, 11th January 2010
                                      by Anon
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                                      Don't trust the eyes.
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                                        Posted, 20th February 2010
                                        by PhoenixFox
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                                        A troop of guards versus a small tom. Do the math. The cat will always win.
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                                          Posted, 20th February 2010
                                          by PhoenixFox
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                                          Liquid dog food. Well, at least a king can enjoy it.
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                                            Posted, 20th February 2010
                                            by PhoenixFox
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                                            I think it's safe to say that the kingdom of FAR FAR AWAY is quite far, far away.
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                                              Posted, 18th March 2010
                                              by tenshi
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                                              If it's dark, rainy and your wife's dad hired a hitman to kill you, then things just seem bad, but they aren't really. . .
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                                                Posted, 18th March 2010
                                                by tenshi
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                                                Donkey has the right to remain silent, but he lacks the capacity.
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                                                  Posted, 18th March 2010
                                                  by tenshi
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                                                  If all your plans have failed console yourself in something deep fat fried and smothered in chocolate.
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                                                    Posted, 18th March 2010
                                                    by tenshi
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                                                    Figures, the ugliest ogre turns out to be a pretty good looking guy in human form.
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                                                    • 29th October 2011 by agentdc7
                                                      I actually thought he looked kinda weird in human form, but didn't expect much anyways.
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                                                    Posted, 18th March 2010
                                                    by tenshi
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                                                    Shrek will always repay his debts, unless he can't find you or if he forgot.
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                                                      Posted, 18th March 2010
                                                      by tenshi
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                                                      So, what did the Happily Ever After potion do to Dragon? For that matter, she was pregnant when Donkey drank it!
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                                                        Posted, 17th April 2010
                                                        by ekedolphin
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                                                        Pinocchio wears a pink string.
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                                                        • 25th May 2010 by Anon
                                                          Lol, he is a string puppet after all...xD */lame*
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                                                        Posted, 25th May 2010
                                                        by Anon
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                                                        Donkey and the dragon had sex and had kids.....(shudders)
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                                                          Posted, 29th October 2011
                                                          by agentdc7
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