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Shrek

Shrek
This list was started on 11th January 2010 by Anon
There are 36 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 31st December 2012

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A murdered bird's eggs provide an important part of your complete breakfast.
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    Posted, 13th January 2010
    by Abrina7
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    Ogres are like onions.
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      Posted, 11th January 2010
      by Anon
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      Earwax makes a great candle.
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      • 16th January 2010 by Anon
        They did?!XD OMG!
      • 14th January 2010 by Anon
        Ha they just did that on Mythbusters, vomiting issued.
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      Posted, 11th January 2010
      by Anon
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      No dead girls on the table.
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        Posted, 11th January 2010
        by Anon
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        The princess is in the highest room in the tallest tower. Always.
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          Posted, 11th January 2010
          by Anon
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          One can kill birds if you sing the right note.
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          • 9th November 2011 by Movie Genius
            You could stuff a load of pillows with their feathers. You'd never need a bed again.
          • 31st July 2010 by Andershp
            I hate it when I go for a walk, singing a song and birds blows up all around me.
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          Posted, 12th January 2010
          by Anon
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          When the dragon's about to eat you, start complimenting your ass off!
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            Posted, 10th March 2010
            by ekedolphin
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            If you blow air into a frog or snake, it will have a chemical reaction and create helium, thus making them able to float like a balloon.
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            Posted, 10th December 2010
            by agentdc7
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            If you're small, build a ginormous castle to compensate.
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              Posted, 11th January 2010
              by Anon
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              No-one needs toothpaste when there's caterpillars.
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                Posted, 11th January 2010
                by Anon
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                Eye Jelly goes good on toast.
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                  Posted, 12th January 2010
                  by UsernameTed
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                  Talking donkeys equal noble steeds.
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                    Posted, 13th January 2010
                    by Abrina7
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                    Well....She's married to the muffin man.
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                      Posted, 17th January 2010
                      by nikkabee
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                      If you find a snake or a frog on the ground, it is quite possible and safe to put your lips to thier mouths and blow them up so they become a balloon.
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                      • 28th December 2013 by username
                        And they'll float in spite of a lack of helium.
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                      Posted, 17th January 2010
                      by nikkabee
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                      You'll only get five schillings for a possessed toy.
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                        Posted, 17th January 2010
                        by nikkabee
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                        Celebrity marriages never last.
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                          Posted, 10th December 2010
                          by agentdc7
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                          If an ogre farts - you're dead.
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                            Posted, 11th January 2010
                            by Anon
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                            A ogre's fight song is Joan Jett's "Bad Reputation."
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                              Posted, 13th January 2010
                              by Anon
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                              Evicted magical creatures have nowhere to go but a swamp.
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                                Posted, 13th January 2010
                                by Anon
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                                Oh forget about rejecting implied stereotypes of beauty - just learn to accept the ugly ones as well!
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                                  Posted, 17th January 2010
                                  by lazy
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                                  I suppose Shrek *could* have decapitated an entire village, put their heads on a pike, gotten a knife, cut open their spleen and drink their fluids. But that's a little bit rude.
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                                    Posted, 10th March 2010
                                    by ekedolphin
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                                    Finding blue flowers with red thorns is a lot easier if you are not colourblind.
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                                      Posted, 18th March 2010
                                      by tenshi
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                                      The curse never said what love's true form is, to be quite honest, you should've expected to become a ogre the moment you fell in love with an ogre, cross breeding does not really work so well.
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                                        Posted, 18th March 2010
                                        by tenshi
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                                        True love comes unexpected.
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                                          Posted, 11th January 2010
                                          by Anon
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                                          Dragons looooooove donkeys.
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                                            Posted, 12th January 2010
                                            by Anon
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                                            Even if you hum it, you're going the right way for a smack-bottom.
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                                              Posted, 13th January 2010
                                              by Anon
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                                              Chicks love that romantic crap.
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                                                Posted, 17th January 2010
                                                by nikkabee
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                                                Please keep off of the grass, shine your shoes, wipe your... FACE...
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                                                  Posted, 10th March 2010
                                                  by ekedolphin
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                                                  If you don't know what to get Shrek for his birthday, buy him some Tic Tacs.
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                                                    Posted, 18th March 2010
                                                    by tenshi
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                                                    Who can say no to a donkey that's gonna make you waffles in the morning?
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                                                      Posted, 18th March 2010
                                                      by tenshi
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                                                      Got a curse that turns you into an ogre at nighttime? Don't worry about it, when you're being recused from the tower with the moon shining in the background, the film-makers will keep you in your human form for the sake of telling a story
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                                                        Posted, 7th October 2010
                                                        by njackson84
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                                                        If you force Pinocchio to tell the truth he sure can hedge...
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                                                          Posted, 14th January 2011
                                                          by sem
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                                                          Donkeys don't have sleeves.
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                                                            Posted, 9th November 2011
                                                            by Movie Genius
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                                                            "I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder!"
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                                                              Posted, 14th September 2012
                                                              by Keely
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                                                              When fairytale characters go awry, an ogre's swamp house becomes their homeless shelter.
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                                                                Posted, 14th September 2012
                                                                by Keely
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                                                                Sometimes, eggs in a nest aren't fertilized and can be cooked for breakfast.
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                                                                  Posted, 31st December 2012
                                                                  by username
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