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Commando

Commando
This list was started on 11th January 2010 by agentdc7
There are 117 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 8th June 2016

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It's more efficient to rip out a car seat than to adjust it.
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    Posted, 11th January 2010
    by agentdc7
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    You can chop down a tree, split logs, get ice cream, practice martial arts, feed wild animals, go fishing, go swimming, make sandwiches, and change your clothes multiple times all in a morning's time.
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      Posted, 17th January 2010
      by agentdc7
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      When a car flips over, it will explode. (Except if it's a Porsche. Those magically repair themselves.)
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        Posted, 17th January 2010
        by agentdc7
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        If you're the main character, you will have infinite bullets.
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          Posted, 11th January 2010
          by agentdc7
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          When you drop out of a moving airplane, landing in a swamp will break your fall.
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          • 17th January 2010 by nvidia2010
            This was ABSOLUTELY the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen, even for an Arnie movie. They like just threw a dummy out of an airplane or helicopter. Then the next seen shows real Arnie getting up as though nothing happened.
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          Posted, 11th January 2010
          by agentdc7
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          If you're truck is out of commission, roll it down the hill.
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            Posted, 11th January 2010
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            When you throw a grenade, it will activate springboards to send soldiers flying.
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              Posted, 11th January 2010
              by agentdc7
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              Remember when Arnie promised he'll kill Sully last? HE LIED!!!!!!!!
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                Posted, 11th January 2010
                by agentdc7
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                If someone tosses you into a high voltage grid, you won't be hurt, but rather super-charged.
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                • 18th January 2010 by agentdc7
                  Always loved that part.
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                Posted, 12th January 2010
                by Azroix
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                Villains can afford bullet proof flowers which help the hero.
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                  Posted, 18th February 2010
                  by Cakey
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                  Cars at the dealership showroom with have the key in the ignition at all times.
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                    Posted, 11th January 2010
                    by agentdc7
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                    When a man fires his gun in a motel room, the people next door will not notice anything until you crash into their room. I guess sex makes you deaf.
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                      Posted, 11th January 2010
                      by agentdc7
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                      Powerful evil villains are fat mustache men with chain mail.
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                        Posted, 11th January 2010
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                        If you're John Matrix and you get hit by a car, you will not be phased.
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                          Posted, 12th January 2010
                          by agentdc7
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                          A tiny red convertible can catch up to a speeding Porsche even with a minute delay.
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                            Posted, 12th January 2010
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                            Chainmail does not block flying pipes.
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                              Posted, 12th January 2010
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                              Timers on watches beep very loudly every time you look at it.
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                                Posted, 17th January 2010
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                                If you want a complete stranger to help you, just say your daughter is going to die.
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                                  Posted, 17th January 2010
                                  by agentdc7
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                                  A fully grown body builder ex-commando eats the same amount as a 10 year old girl.
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                                  • 17th January 2010 by nvidia2010
                                    Full grown body builder ex-commandos like sandwiches.
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                                  Posted, 17th January 2010
                                  by agentdc7
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                                  The door of fiery furnaces are cool to the touch.
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                                    Posted, 18th January 2010
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                                    Balloon mall decorations can support the weight of a body builder.
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                                      Posted, 22nd January 2010
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                                      Gravity is more important than loyalty.
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                                        Posted, 22nd January 2010
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                                        Every time you kill someone, they will hold one item which is a clue to your next destination.
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                                          Posted, 22nd January 2010
                                          by agentdc7
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                                          John Matrix's normal breakfast includes ice cream, mystery meat sandwiches, or green berets.
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                                            Posted, 22nd January 2010
                                            by agentdc7
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                                            Daughters like to sneak up on their fathers as a test to see if he'll chop her head off accidentally.
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                                              Posted, 22nd January 2010
                                              by agentdc7
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                                              You would have to be completly off your rocker if you think kidnapping Arnold Schwarzenegger's daughter is a good idea!
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                                                Posted, 21st November 2010
                                                by TiffYG2133
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                                                Rocket Launchers come with instructions!
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                                                • 20th February 2015 by Edmundbarton
                                                  Yeah they do in real life in most cases
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                                                Posted, 21st November 2010
                                                by TiffYG2133
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                                                The best thing about Cadillacs is the price.
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                                                  Posted, 11th January 2010
                                                  by agentdc7
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                                                  If you want to leave your seat during take off even when you're not allowed to, tell them you're airsick.
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                                                    Posted, 11th January 2010
                                                    by agentdc7
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                                                    Porsches repair themselves.
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                                                      Confidently sitting in a chair with a valentine card in your hand and taunting an armed commando about his daughter being kidnapped will not get you killed, right? Wrong!
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                                                        Posted, 12th January 2010
                                                        by agentdc7
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                                                        When you hit on a girl, keep trying until she reaches her car. That way you will know if she's really interested or not.
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                                                          Posted, 12th January 2010
                                                          by agentdc7
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                                                          When you fire a Rocket launcher backwards, the laws of equal/opposite reaction will not apply.
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                                                            Posted, 12th January 2010
                                                            by agentdc7
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                                                            If you cannot find a good weapon against a villain holding a gun, rip off the nearest pipe and use it as a spear.
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                                                              Posted, 12th January 2010
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                                                              When a commando is coming to kill you, steal a quarter from the nearest person so you can use the phone booth and tell your boss.
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                                                                Posted, 12th January 2010
                                                                by agentdc7
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                                                                To get someone out of a phone booth, shake the whole booth and then pick it up and slam it onto the floor.
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                                                                  Posted, 12th January 2010
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                                                                  Never a dull moment when you live in the mountains.
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                                                                    Posted, 12th January 2010
                                                                    by thesingingduck
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                                                                    When things get chaotic around a mall, pull out your gun and aim at a random cop so he can kill you even though they're not looking for you at all.
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                                                                      Posted, 17th January 2010
                                                                      by agentdc7
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                                                                      Who needs airbags or seatbelts? All you need is Arnie asking if you're all right.
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                                                                        Posted, 17th January 2010
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                                                                        Security guards share a collective thinking and know whom to approach when vaguely described on the radio.
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                                                                          Posted, 17th January 2010
                                                                          by agentdc7
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                                                                          Short people's penises look like a nightmare.
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                                                                            Posted, 17th January 2010
                                                                            by agentdc7
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                                                                            When there's a strange taste in a sandwich where "you don't want to know" what the ingredients are, just keep eating it.
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                                                                              Posted, 17th January 2010
                                                                              by agentdc7
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                                                                              A perfect plan to assassinate an ex-commando is to pick up trash on an unscheduled day and hope that he and only he will come out to give it to you personally, so that you can shoot him and casually drive away with no witnesses.
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                                                                                Posted, 18th January 2010
                                                                                by agentdc7
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                                                                                John Matrix never runs out of ammo. He simply gets bored with the weapon he is using and switches to a new one.
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                                                                                  Posted, 18th January 2010
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                                                                                  Upon seeing a random young black woman for the first time, your daughter will acknowledge her as a new stepmother instantly.
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                                                                                    Posted, 18th January 2010
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                                                                                    When you elbow someone in the face and break their neck in an airplane, no one will notice.
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                                                                                      Posted, 22nd January 2010
                                                                                      by agentdc7
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                                                                                      When you open a cargo door and reveal a dog in a cage, it will bark at the open door and not you.
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                                                                                        Posted, 22nd January 2010
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                                                                                        When dead people fall off a ledge, they must scream.
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                                                                                          Posted, 22nd January 2010
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                                                                                          Every room contains an empty closet just in case you need to beat someone up and put them away.
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                                                                                            Posted, 22nd January 2010
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                                                                                            Construction dozers leave the key in the ignition just in case someone wants to use it to break into a gun store.
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                                                                                              Posted, 22nd January 2010
                                                                                              by agentdc7
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                                                                                              A man that is arrested for breaking into a gun store stealing rocket launchers and grenades does not need to be handcuffed.
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                                                                                                Posted, 22nd January 2010
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                                                                                                When people hold binoculars, they can hold them perfectly still.
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                                                                                                  Posted, 22nd January 2010
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                                                                                                  World War III is Arnie vs. 100 soldiers over someone's front lawn.
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                                                                                                    Posted, 22nd January 2010
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                                                                                                    When you rig explosives on a building, the nearby barrels will fly away like rockets.
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                                                                                                      Posted, 22nd January 2010
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                                                                                                      Bad guy soldiers are required to stand still when the main character has melee weapons.
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                                                                                                        Posted, 22nd January 2010
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                                                                                                        In a fire fight never stand the top of the stairs as it will always result in getting shot out the window!
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                                                                                                          Posted, 4th March 2010
                                                                                                          by Blackvain
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                                                                                                          When your boss says "kill the girl" she will escape before you get to her.
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                                                                                                            Posted, 4th March 2010
                                                                                                            by Blackvain
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                                                                                                            Some people have sex doggy style in reverse roles.
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                                                                                                              Posted, 2nd April 2010
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                                                                                                              If you throw a saw blade like a Frisbee, it can chop of parts of people's head, including their skull.
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                                                                                                                Posted, 7th April 2010
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                                                                                                                Now a days $20 will only buy you a beer or two, back in the 80's you could probably get smashed for $20
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                                                                                                                  Posted, 21st November 2010
                                                                                                                  by TiffYG2133
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                                                                                                                  You would think hanging someone over a cliff by their leg would be a good barging tool, but it doesn't always work out that way!
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                                                                                                                    Posted, 21st November 2010
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                                                                                                                    In order for Arnold Schwarzenegger to fit in a small car he must first rip the seat out!
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                                                                                                                      Posted, 21st November 2010
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                                                                                                                      Bad guys have terrible aim.
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                                                                                                                        Posted, 18th August 2012
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                                                                                                                        There won't be any repurcussions for sneaking up behind a general, taking his gun, and pointing it at him.
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                                                                                                                          When someone tells you "F--- you a--hole", replying the same thing is a good come back.
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                                                                                                                            Posted, 11th January 2010
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                                                                                                                            If you're the main character going up against 100+ soldiers, you will never get hit by one bullet, unless it's the main villain.
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                                                                                                                              Posted, 11th January 2010
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                                                                                                                              Bodybuilders are strong enough to hold up a man upside with one arm over a cliff. Their weak arm even.
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                                                                                                                                Posted, 11th January 2010
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                                                                                                                                Bennet is full of steam.
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                                                                                                                                  Posted, 12th January 2010
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                                                                                                                                  Arnie's forehead swells up and he suddenly shrinks when he plays Tarzan in the mall. (obvious stunt double)
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                                                                                                                                    Posted, 12th January 2010
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                                                                                                                                    After you impale a guy, interrogate him.
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                                                                                                                                      Posted, 12th January 2010
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                                                                                                                                      The main character has cheats on.
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                                                                                                                                        Posted, 12th January 2010
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                                                                                                                                        When you say "Kiss my a$$" little louder, it translates to "Get f***ed"
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                                                                                                                                          Posted, 17th January 2010
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                                                                                                                                          If you've got an advanced karate class at 7:30, you're not going to make it.
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                                                                                                                                          Posted, 17th January 2010
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                                                                                                                                          When people surround you and point guns at you, just start fighting back because they don't know how to shoot a gun.
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                                                                                                                                            Posted, 17th January 2010
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                                                                                                                                            The door to an airplane closing is very very important. Watch it closely.
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                                                                                                                                              Posted, 17th January 2010
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                                                                                                                                              A full arsenal is only a rifle in the shed.
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                                                                                                                                                Posted, 17th January 2010
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                                                                                                                                                When someone is charging at you while you're in a telephone booth, fire your gun at him. When he is too close, run away.
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                                                                                                                                                  Arnie will be back!
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                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 18th January 2010
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                                                                                                                                                    Bennet's goons are all pedophiles.
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                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 18th January 2010
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                                                                                                                                                      You can buy rocket launchers at your local gun store.
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                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 18th January 2010
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                                                                                                                                                        Villains get orgasms thinking about stabbing someone with a knife.
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                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 18th January 2010
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                                                                                                                                                          Eating too much red meat makes you fight.
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                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 19th January 2010
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                                                                                                                                                            When you see a truck speeding down a hill and "He's gonna hit us!", don't bother to slow down.
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                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 22nd January 2010
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                                                                                                                                                              Mall rent a cops get lots of women.
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                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 22nd January 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                John Matrix's weaker arm is his left.
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                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 22nd January 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                  Some people cannot see a big man drop a little man screaming off a cliff nearby and must ask what happen to the little man, therefore allowing the opportunity for an Arnie one-liner.
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                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 22nd January 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                    Nobody ever sleeps.
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                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 22nd January 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                      When two men are fighting in a hotel room, be sure to run and hide in the direction the gun is being pointed and fired.
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                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 22nd January 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                        If you're strong enough, you can pick people up by their balls.
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                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 22nd January 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                          If an airplane isn't turning on, bang on it and scream at it. It works every time.
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                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 22nd January 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                            You can learn to fire a rocket launcher by reading the instructions.
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                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 22nd January 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                              Fat people sweat a lot.
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                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 22nd January 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                It is easier to hit a target with one bullet from a pistol than it is for 10,000 bullets from automatic rifles from 100 soldiers.
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                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 22nd January 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                  This movie has the most accurate portrayal of cycling through weapons like a FPS game.
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                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 22nd January 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                    Bennet has a lot of sexual tension towards John Matrix.
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                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 22nd January 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                      Bad guys must smell really bad. Arnie can smell them coming.
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                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 22nd January 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                        Breaking a person's neck will make them dead tired.
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                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 22nd January 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                          John Matrix's still learning parkour!
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                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 4th March 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                            John Matrix is such a good commando he is able to put camo paint on his chest with all his gear on...
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                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 4th March 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                              If you think you're dead, you're all right.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 2nd April 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                Sully says you need him to find your daughter, but he doesn't know where she is.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 2nd April 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  Cook won't be needing his car when he's dead.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 2nd April 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    Rocket Launchers auto aim at the bottom of jail trucks so the prisoner can escape efficiently.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 7th April 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      When a gun is drawn on you, hide for a second then front roll kick the gunman. Your front roll will always be quicker than his trigger finger.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 17th January 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        If you set up explosives outside of buildings and then set them off, the buildings will explode from the inside.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 30th December 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          You can get away with murder and grand theft auto if you are a former commando and you're doing it to find your kidnapped daughter.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 30th December 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                            When you need to climb up a rail, keep firing your machine gun because the bullets will hit someone no matter where you aim.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 27th April 2014
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                                                                                                                                                                                                              When you ransack a military surplus store for weapons and get caught, your accomplice will be allowed to casually drive away with the weapons you stole (including a rocket launcher) sitting in plain view in the back of a convertible.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 22nd February 2015
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                There's no need to worry about your fingerprints in a motel room where a dude got impaled.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 8th June 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Beating the machines that refuse to start works every time.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 8th June 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                    A villain's mansion on a tropical island needs a huge boiler room with a lot of boilers and lots and lots of steam.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 8th June 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Somewhere... somehow... someone's going to pay
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 8th June 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                        You don't want to know what's inside Jenny Matrix's sandwiches.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 8th June 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                          An 11 hours flight somehow takes about 24 hours.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 8th June 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Head on collisions with a lamp post at 60 mph are not such a big deal. Not even if you don't have a seat belt or even a seat.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 8th June 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                              ''Amphibian'' planes use an extinguishable and totally different kind of fuel than other planes.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 8th June 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Fat gay ex-commandos who look like Freddy Mercury hold a grudge if you fire them from your unit.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 8th June 2016
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