If you're the main villain when vampires turn on you, your body will be literally ripped to shreds. If you're the main hero's brother, however, your body will still look presentable for the main hero to mourn over. (1) Comments
The Big Bats really brought the movie way down and not only was it the horrible screeching, but also the fact that all 3 Bat "episodes" were during day light and yes wtf was that single Bat doing hanging there in the open during the day, very confusing, were they trying to say that those Bats worked for the other Vampires as spy's or something?
A single bullet hole for windshield visibility in a high speed chase through the woods and narrow, curvy, paths is all you need to be able to successfully navigate, when your Willem Dafoe. (0) Comments
When you stab a vampire in the heart and the explosion knocks you against the wall, don't worry, the next vampire you stab won't explode, period. He'll just disappear leaving you with an awkward look on your face. (0) Comments
When you're a vampire being chased by armed Hummers during the daylight, the Hummers will shoot at every part of the car instead of the tires and the camera that is being used on the roof for your ability to see where you're going. (0) Comments
When the other vampires that work in your building are on the verge of going into bloodlust and will likely kill you, be sure to drink the blood of one of the last humans in front of them, without offering to share. (0) Comments
Smoking does more good than harm when you are vampire because...
1)its a great substitution when you don't drink human blood
2)its slow down the process of subsiding
3)You still look cool, and it can't kill you (0) Comments
If you already have a human-harvesting area, simply plan ahead: count the vampire to blood ratio and adjust accordingly. Don't wait until the last minute, then try to create a blood substitute. (0) Comments
Your brother will turn you into a vampire against your will because he loves you and doesn't want to ever lose you; but start hanging with humans and he will join your evil boss in hunting you down! (0) Comments
When you are the vampire CEO and you slit the wrists of an actual human being, you don't need to drink her blood. But your ex-vampire employee shows up, never get suspicious. You need his blood. (0) Comments