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Daybreakers

Daybreakers
This list was started on 11th January 2010 by Adam
There are 72 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 11th September 2010

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5% blood in coffee is unsatisfactory for vampires
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Posted, 15th January 2010
by sky
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The absolute best time to turn the daughter you love into a vampire is right before the vampire apocalypse.
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    Posted, 11th January 2010
    by Adam
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    Advanced, high tech vampire security systems can warn you when your back door is ajar, but they can't close and lock it for you.
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      Posted, 14th January 2010
      by gagster
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      If you're the main villain when vampires turn on you, your body will be literally ripped to shreds. If you're the main hero's brother, however, your body will still look presentable for the main hero to mourn over.
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      • 23rd January 2010 by Sassy
        Aaaww man I meant 2 vote up....stupid touch screen! Great learning tho when I saw that part I was like wtf he has like 30 vamps eating him and he still looks cute.
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      Posted, 15th January 2010
      by nvidia2010
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      Bats no longer travel in large groups, but instead they fly solo and come out of nowhere making a screeching loud sound.
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      • 5th May 2010 by cortex
        The Big Bats really brought the movie way down and not only was it the horrible screeching, but also the fact that all 3 Bat "episodes" were during day light and yes wtf was that single Bat doing hanging there in the open during the day, very confusing, were they trying to say that those Bats worked for the other Vampires as spy's or something?
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      Posted, 15th January 2010
      by Rell
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      Plastic heart-rate monitor pads are fireproof.
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      • 10th February 2010 by Demonzor
        I thought of this too! haha. too funny
      • 23rd January 2010 by PreyBeginning
        #39 and this Rule!
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      Posted, 22nd January 2010
      by nuknuk
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      If you turn vampire, you will still have to work. Forever!
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        Posted, 9th March 2010
        by Sleepy
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        The cure for cancer is vampirism.
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          Posted, 11th January 2010
          by Adam
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          Vampires don't glitter when faced with sunlight.
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          • 30th June 2010 by nikkeho
            THIS particular kind of vampires in this movie. I know another kind which does. No points for guessing which D: Oh lord, what has popular media done to vampires.
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          Posted, 22nd January 2010
          by nuknuk
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          For immortals, vampires are very short-sighted.
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            Posted, 24th January 2010
            by figgums
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            Just because you shoot a stranger in the arm with a crossbow doesn't mean you can't trust him to help you in a time of need.
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              Posted, 11th January 2010
              by Adam
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              In a polite vampire society it's easier to kill humans for blood than simply have the humans voluntarily donate blood every so often.
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              • 24th January 2010 by Sharkboy
                yep the answer is always panic and kill em lol
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              Posted, 11th January 2010
              by Adam
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              Regardless of whether humanity loses to machines or vampires, we'll still end up being farmed for our energy.
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                Posted, 11th January 2010
                by Adam
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                Military graded armour is useless when it comes to defend against arrows
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                  Posted, 15th January 2010
                  by sky
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                  Life's a bitch, and then you *don't* die.
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                    Posted, 15th January 2010
                    by nvidia2010
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                    Brothers always know where you're going. So when you're traveling to a big tree in the middle of nowhere even though he didn't see or hear the directions, he knows where you are.
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                      Posted, 16th January 2010
                      by PreyBeginning
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                      All vampires named Edward are good.
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                        Posted, 3rd February 2010
                        by Flobot
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                        A single bullet hole for windshield visibility in a high speed chase through the woods and narrow, curvy, paths is all you need to be able to successfully navigate, when your Willem Dafoe.
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                          Posted, 2nd May 2010
                          by cortex
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                          It's okay for a cool dude like Ethan Hawke to constantly smoke in a movie so long as he's undead.
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                            Posted, 11th January 2010
                            by Adam
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                            Always cover yourself properly when administrating an experimental drug to a vampire, this goes double if vampires explode when dead.
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                              Posted, 11th January 2010
                              by Adam
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                              Homeless Vampires can't find work, or blood. Looks like it's a bad economy even in the movies.
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                                Posted, 16th January 2010
                                by PreyBeginning
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                                When you stab a vampire in the heart and the explosion knocks you against the wall, don't worry, the next vampire you stab won't explode, period. He'll just disappear leaving you with an awkward look on your face.
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                                  Posted, 16th January 2010
                                  by PreyBeginning
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                                  Vampires don't starve to death, they become something worse!
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                                    Posted, 19th May 2010
                                    by TiffYG2133
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                                    When you're the Vampire Hero your car's flat will fix itself automatically during a high speed chase, but if you're a human driving carefully no such luck.
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                                      Posted, 23rd May 2010
                                      by AliceinWonder
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                                      Security alarms in a technologically advanced vampire civilization have a calming voice and don't call for any sort of outside help.
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                                        Posted, 11th January 2010
                                        by Adam
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                                        Edward Cullen minus human blood = Nosferatu.
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                                          Posted, 11th January 2010
                                          by Adam
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                                          When the tension is gone, always comment on the aesthetic inadequacies of the person's house.
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                                            Posted, 11th January 2010
                                            by Adam
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                                            Pharmaceutical CEOs are evil, regardless of terminal status.
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                                              Posted, 11th January 2010
                                              by Adam
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                                              Even in a post apocalyptic future where monsters inhabit our cities, worse monsters live in the sewers.
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                                                Posted, 14th January 2010
                                                by malp
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                                                When you're a vampire being chased by armed Hummers during the daylight, the Hummers will shoot at every part of the car instead of the tires and the camera that is being used on the roof for your ability to see where you're going.
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                                                  Posted, 14th January 2010
                                                  by Rell
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                                                  When the other vampires that work in your building are on the verge of going into bloodlust and will likely kill you, be sure to drink the blood of one of the last humans in front of them, without offering to share.
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                                                    Posted, 14th January 2010
                                                    by gagster
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                                                    Naked humans give the best blood.
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                                                      Posted, 15th January 2010
                                                      by gagster
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                                                      Smoking does more good than harm when you are vampire because... 1)its a great substitution when you don't drink human blood 2)its slow down the process of subsiding 3)You still look cool, and it can't kill you
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                                                        Posted, 15th January 2010
                                                        by sky
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                                                        Tinted windows on cars are not illegal no more
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                                                          Posted, 15th January 2010
                                                          by sky
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                                                          Vampire + arrow = instant fuel source
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                                                            Posted, 15th January 2010
                                                            by sky
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                                                            In the future, rather than use clever one-way-tinted windscreens to protect you from the sun, attach a camera outside the car.
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                                                              Posted, 15th January 2010
                                                              by nvidia2010
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                                                              If you already have a human-harvesting area, simply plan ahead: count the vampire to blood ratio and adjust accordingly. Don't wait until the last minute, then try to create a blood substitute.
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                                                                Posted, 22nd January 2010
                                                                by nuknuk
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                                                                Drinking your own blood after turning into a vampire is a bad idea
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                                                                  Posted, 22nd January 2010
                                                                  by nuknuk
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                                                                  These vampires never drink animal blood; instead when the human blood is finished, they try creating a blood substitute.
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                                                                    Posted, 22nd January 2010
                                                                    by nuknuk
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                                                                    As long as you wear sunglasses, the sun won't affect you.
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                                                                      Posted, 22nd January 2010
                                                                      by nuknuk
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                                                                      Your brother will turn you into a vampire against your will because he loves you and doesn't want to ever lose you; but start hanging with humans and he will join your evil boss in hunting you down!
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                                                                        Posted, 22nd January 2010
                                                                        by Sassy
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                                                                        If you are a human traveling through vampire country, it's always best to lead your convoy at night.
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                                                                          Posted, 18th February 2010
                                                                          by JackRabbitJim87
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                                                                          Wildfires are now caused by Vampiric animals.
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                                                                            Posted, 23rd May 2010
                                                                            by AliceinWonder
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                                                                            In 2019, most cars are 2010 models
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                                                                              Posted, 5th June 2010
                                                                              by pogi
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                                                                              Never starve a vampire soldier... if they feed... it looks really, really gay....
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                                                                                Posted, 20th June 2010
                                                                                by kaizar
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                                                                                There are only the colors blue, grey, and red in the future.
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                                                                                  Posted, 29th June 2010
                                                                                  by Lena
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                                                                                  Even vampires have annoying news pundits.
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                                                                                    Posted, 11th January 2010
                                                                                    by Adam
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                                                                                    If you're a computer scanner that lets people inside a sensitive security area, always loudly repeat the person's name and title before opening the door.
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                                                                                      Posted, 11th January 2010
                                                                                      by Adam
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                                                                                      The best way to ask for someone's help is to start by pointing a crossbow at their heart.
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                                                                                        Posted, 11th January 2010
                                                                                        by Adam
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                                                                                        Human beings would rather be hunted and killed by an otherwise polite vampire civilization than simply donate blood every so often.
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                                                                                          Posted, 11th January 2010
                                                                                          by Adam
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                                                                                          Don't worry, your brother still loves you.
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                                                                                            Posted, 11th January 2010
                                                                                            by Adam
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                                                                                            If you turn into a vampire, don't turn everyone else too!
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                                                                                              Posted, 15th January 2010
                                                                                              by gagster
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                                                                                              Emos who harm themselves will turn into monsters
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                                                                                                Posted, 15th January 2010
                                                                                                by sky
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                                                                                                When jump starting a vampires heart in a winery, always use flame retardant medical equipment. It'll set you on fire, just not your equipment.
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                                                                                                  Posted, 16th January 2010
                                                                                                  by PreyBeginning
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                                                                                                  When you are the vampire CEO and you slit the wrists of an actual human being, you don't need to drink her blood. But your ex-vampire employee shows up, never get suspicious. You need his blood.
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                                                                                                    Posted, 22nd January 2010
                                                                                                    by nuknuk
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                                                                                                    Vampires are economical. They re-use wine glasses as blood glasses.
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                                                                                                      Posted, 22nd January 2010
                                                                                                      by nuknuk
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                                                                                                      If you leave your back door open, a vampire will walk inside and lick your fridge.
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                                                                                                        Posted, 5th February 2010
                                                                                                        by Alister
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                                                                                                        Dr. Alan Grant from Jurassic Park is NOT always a good guy.
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                                                                                                          Posted, 8th February 2010
                                                                                                          by Demonzor
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                                                                                                          Don't leave your vampire exposed to direct sunlight.
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                                                                                                            Posted, 14th February 2010
                                                                                                            by Vah Shellsing
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                                                                                                            Vampire doesn't have reflection in the mirror
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                                                                                                              Posted, 8th May 2010
                                                                                                              by bygone
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                                                                                                              capitalism sucks.
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                                                                                                                Posted, 23rd May 2010
                                                                                                                by nobody
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                                                                                                                arrows will replace bullets as the weapon of choice
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                                                                                                                  Posted, 5th June 2010
                                                                                                                  by pogi
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                                                                                                                  Vampires become elves when starved to death
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                                                                                                                    Posted, 5th June 2010
                                                                                                                    by pogi
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                                                                                                                    In the future we will all dress like businesspeople in the 60's.
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                                                                                                                      Posted, 29th June 2010
                                                                                                                      by Lena
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                                                                                                                      Vampires able to sense the presence of humans get surprised when they turn around and the human is gone.
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                                                                                                                        Posted, 8th July 2010
                                                                                                                        by NateSean
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                                                                                                                        The new way to become a day walker-sunlight. Side effects: You're human in every way except that you're still infected.
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                                                                                                                          Posted, 21st August 2010
                                                                                                                          by cortex
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                                                                                                                          For some reason I cannot fathom vampires removing the clothes from humans and leaving their naked, comatose-like bodies for display.....
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                                                                                                                            Posted, 11th September 2010
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