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Robocop

Robocop
This list was started on 12th January 2010 by agentdc7
There are 73 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 7th October 2014

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Rapists will get shot in the dick.
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  • 18th August 2012 by Max
    He probably didn't even arrest him. Just nuder him and leave him.
  • 14th May 2010 by ekedolphin
    If only that was the standard punishment in real-life.
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Posted, 12th January 2010
by agentdc7
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The ED-209 doesn't care if you put the gun down, he is still going to kill you.
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    Posted, 25th January 2010
    by The Superior
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    Go ahead and casually answer the door while hosting your own personal coke-n-whore party.
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      Posted, 1st February 2010
      by dudewill
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      A proper demonstration of the new ED-209 requires live ammunition.
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        Posted, 12th March 2010
        by agentdc7
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        Wow, Old Detroit looks a lot like...Detroit?
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          Posted, 1st February 2010
          by dudewill
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          If you're being chased by an ED-209, simply make like hell for the nearest downward staircase.
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            Posted, 9th March 2010
            by ekedolphin
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            Spotted at the end of the film's credits: "This motion picture is protected under the laws of the United States and other countries and its unauthorized duplication, distribution or exhibition may result in civil liability and criminal prosecution by enforcement droids." Awesome Easter egg there.
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              Posted, 3rd May 2010
              by ekedolphin
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              The accidental murder of a company member is only a glitch.
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                Posted, 12th January 2010
                by agentdc7
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                Don't look at a black man's peepee. You will get distracted.
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                  Posted, 12th January 2010
                  by agentdc7
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                  Always watch out for toxic waste tanks or melting people when driving around abandoned factories.
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                  • 18th August 2012 by Max
                    Get offa me, man!!
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                  Posted, 22nd January 2010
                  by agentdc7
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                  Bobby can't fly.
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                  • 24th February 2014 by agentdc7
                    If he wasnt shot in the knee, maybe he could???
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                  Posted, 13th May 2010
                  by rkw0021
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                  Don't gossip about people in the bathroom, they could be pooping and listening right behind you.
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                  • 18th August 2012 by Max
                    I never thought Id be laughing at the word "poop" again.
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                  Posted, 15th January 2010
                  by agentdc7
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                  Toxic waste will cause you to melt. So DON'T TOUCH ME MAN!!!!
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                    Posted, 30th January 2010
                    by agentdc7
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                    Budweisers are not good in hiding safes.
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                      Posted, 12th January 2010
                      by agentdc7
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                      Brand new 6000SUX's have faulty rear view mirrors. Well, that sux.
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                        Posted, 15th January 2010
                        by agentdc7
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                        I'll buy that for a dollar! Wouldn't anyone?
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                          Posted, 23rd January 2010
                          by agentdc7
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                          Desert Eagles with live ammo are kept in the conference room at all times.
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                            Posted, 30th January 2010
                            by agentdc7
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                            Detroit has only one TV show with only 1 episode and the news. Maybe that is all they can buy with a dollar.
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                              Posted, 8th February 2010
                              by agentdc7
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                              When ED-209 sees you go down the stairs, it will choose to try to walk down the stairs rather than just shoot at you like it's suppose to.
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                                Posted, 2nd April 2010
                                by agentdc7
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                                Bobby Burnt the fuc*ing money!
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                                  Posted, 31st May 2010
                                  by Macca MVP
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                                  "Life in the big city" includes being mowed down by a combat robot during an executive meeting.
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                                    Posted, 1st November 2011
                                    by bourbonphantom
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                                    Falling to your death causes your arms to grow longer instantly.
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                                      Posted, 4th November 2011
                                      by bourbonphantom
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                                      When people fall off skyscrapers their arms get unusually long. Am I the only one that noticed that?
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                                      • 22nd February 2015 by Shellybabe
                                        Hahaha no I saw that too! He looked like Stretch Armstrong falling to the ground!
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                                      Posted, 18th August 2012
                                      by Max
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                                      When RoboCop gets angry at a real estate agent monitor, he will vandalize the monitor, thus violating his third directive to uphold the law.
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                                        Posted, 1st January 2013
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                                        If conventional weapons bounce right off a cyborg, keep firing.
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                                          Posted, 12th January 2010
                                          by agentdc7
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                                          Recording a video of someone while crawling away on your back will replay perfectly still. Perhaps Robocop had autostabilize recording software.
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                                            Posted, 12th January 2010
                                            by agentdc7
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                                            It's perfectly normal to catch flying guns in a nightclub.
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                                              Posted, 15th January 2010
                                              by agentdc7
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                                              Shotguns can blow your arm off 15 feet away.
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                                                Posted, 15th January 2010
                                                by agentdc7
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                                                It was Dick Jones!!!!! DICK JONES!!!!!!!!!!!!
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                                                  Posted, 25th January 2010
                                                  by The Superior
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                                                  Bob Morton had to die because he made a mistake, now it's time to erase that mistake.
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                                                    Posted, 25th January 2010
                                                    by The Superior
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                                                    RoboCop went one flight of stairs down from Dick Jones' office and reached a parking garage. Level 100 of a parking garage. That's an awfully tall parking garage, isn't it? I'd hate to have to drive up and down THAT every day at work.
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                                                    • 3rd May 2010 by ekedolphin
                                                      On the other hand, "100" may not refer to the floor number at all-- since to evade his attackers, RoboCop dropped down three stories in the parking garage, and we see the number "200" on a sticker on one of the pillars. Perhaps it's a section indicator? (Or perhaps the filmmakers simply screwed up.)
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                                                    Posted, 3rd May 2010
                                                    by ekedolphin
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                                                    Bobby can't fly.
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                                                      Posted, 13th May 2010
                                                      by rkw0021
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                                                      Crime is a form of Cancer.
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                                                        Posted, 1st November 2011
                                                        by bourbonphantom
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                                                        When Dick Jones enters the bathroom, zip up your pants and continue to pee.
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                                                        • 30th December 2013 by agentdc7
                                                          LOL! I wanted to say this learning, but I didn't know how to word it in a funny way.
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                                                        Posted, 4th November 2011
                                                        by bourbonphantom
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                                                        Murphy could use a hand.
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                                                          Posted, 13th January 2012
                                                          by Optimus Thunder
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                                                          -spit- Just give me my F@&ing phone call.
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                                                          • 22nd February 2015 by Shellybabe
                                                            Yes I read that too
                                                          • 18th August 2012 by Max
                                                            I heard the spitting part was something the actor made up himself.
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                                                          Posted, 9th April 2012
                                                          by Sfc
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                                                          The very second after your boss yells "You're Fired", it's official. You are automatically wiped from the system and Robocop would then have the freedom to kill you.
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                                                            Posted, 18th August 2012
                                                            by Max
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                                                            Some convenience store robbers have super grip strength.
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                                                              Posted, 12th January 2010
                                                              by agentdc7
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                                                              Motorcycles should have seatbelts.
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                                                                Posted, 12th January 2010
                                                                by agentdc7
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                                                                Robocop's chin guard disappears whenever it feels like it.
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                                                                  Posted, 12th January 2010
                                                                  by agentdc7
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                                                                  It's very hard to hit a slow walking target with an anti-tank gun.
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                                                                    Posted, 15th January 2010
                                                                    by agentdc7
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                                                                    When you get thrown through glass for a third time, it will be exactly like the first time.
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                                                                      Posted, 15th January 2010
                                                                      by agentdc7
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                                                                      When, upon your first startup, your main menu clearly makes reference to a fourth directive but doesn't tell you what it is, it behooves you to ask. That information might come in handy.
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                                                                        Posted, 11th March 2010
                                                                        by ekedolphin
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                                                                        I love how when RoboCop's targeting system is damaged, he goes back to having Alex Murphy's marksmanship skills-- hence, he can't hit the broad side of a barn.
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                                                                          Posted, 12th March 2010
                                                                          by ekedolphin
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                                                                          ED-209s are programmed to squeal like a pig in the case of falling down the stairs.
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                                                                          • 22nd February 2015 by Shellybabe
                                                                            Hahaha so true, they also growl too!!!
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                                                                          Posted, 2nd April 2010
                                                                          by agentdc7
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                                                                          I love the look on the faces of the officers who, moments after threatening the sergeant with a strike because their colleagues are dropping like flies, are there to witness RoboCop bringing in Clarence Boddicker.
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                                                                            Posted, 1st May 2010
                                                                            by ekedolphin
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                                                                            It cracks me up how, when ED-209's legs tumble over, one of its toes lightly twitches for a few seconds before falling silent.
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                                                                              Posted, 14th May 2010
                                                                              by ekedolphin
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                                                                              If you have acid on you and get hit by a car you blow up
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                                                                                Posted, 27th May 2010
                                                                                by Darkmolerman
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                                                                                Clarence doesn't want to f*ck with sal!
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                                                                                  Posted, 31st May 2010
                                                                                  by Macca MVP
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                                                                                  Clarence Boddicker never misses a Tigers game!
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                                                                                    Posted, 31st May 2010
                                                                                    by Macca MVP
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                                                                                    Just thinking of something can get you horny.
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                                                                                      Posted, 1st November 2011
                                                                                      by bourbonphantom
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                                                                                      Police car windshields can temporarily repair themselves when you drive on the left side of a van.
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                                                                                        Posted, 9th April 2012
                                                                                        by agentdc7
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                                                                                        Bad guys always use Desert Eagles.
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                                                                                          Posted, 12th January 2010
                                                                                          by agentdc7
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                                                                                          Baby food looks like poop.
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                                                                                            Posted, 12th January 2010
                                                                                            by agentdc7
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                                                                                            Sometimes wearing a bulletproof vest is a bad idea when getting hit by multiple shotguns at the same time.
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                                                                                              Posted, 15th January 2010
                                                                                              by agentdc7
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                                                                                              If you are messed up, Robocop will fix you.
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                                                                                                Posted, 25th January 2010
                                                                                                by The Superior
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                                                                                                Prime directive #5: Don't hate.
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                                                                                                  Posted, 1st February 2010
                                                                                                  by dudewill
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                                                                                                  I love how, after RoboCop tells Clarence that he's not arresting him anymore, Clarence's tone goes from playful to sarcastic and finally to frantic when he realizes that Murphy ain't kidding.
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                                                                                                    Posted, 1st May 2010
                                                                                                    by ekedolphin
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                                                                                                    I love how Directive 4's imperative literally blinks out of existence when the Old Man fires Jones.
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                                                                                                      Posted, 3rd May 2010
                                                                                                      by ekedolphin
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                                                                                                      I love the timing of RoboCop's entrance into the OCP board room as it relates to Dick Jones' speech: "We will meet each challenge with the same aggressive attitude." [Robocop slams open the door] There's an aggressive attitude for you.
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                                                                                                        Posted, 14th May 2010
                                                                                                        by ekedolphin
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                                                                                                        OCP Runs The Cops!
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                                                                                                          Posted, 31st May 2010
                                                                                                          by Macca MVP
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                                                                                                          Bullets can be outsmarted
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                                                                                                            Posted, 1st November 2011
                                                                                                            by bourbonphantom
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                                                                                                            You will be killed for making a mistake.
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                                                                                                              Posted, 1st November 2011
                                                                                                              by bourbonphantom
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                                                                                                              SOMETIMES YOUR WIFE REALLY NEEDS TO TELL YOU she loves you.
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                                                                                                                Posted, 10th April 2012
                                                                                                                by agentdc7
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                                                                                                                It's fun to blow stuff up with a cobra assault cannon! Let's blow up that porn shop!
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                                                                                                                  Hookers still want you call them when you're about to be killed. Bitches, leave.
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                                                                                                                    Posted, 23rd February 2014
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                                                                                                                    When Clarence dunks his fingers into your wine, take a sip. Gross.
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                                                                                                                      Posted, 23rd February 2014
                                                                                                                      by agentdc7
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                                                                                                                      If you spit in Robocop's face when he reads you your rights, he will throw you through a bunch of windows.
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                                                                                                                        Posted, 24th February 2014
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                                                                                                                        When you arrest and bring in a well known notorious gangster named Clarence Boddicker, what's the charge??? Do you really need to ask!?
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                                                                                                                          Posted, 24th February 2014
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                                                                                                                          Police officers don't strike. Plumbers do.
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                                                                                                                            Posted, 26th February 2014
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                                                                                                                            If you say f*** you to Robocop, he will throw you through a bunch of glass.
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                                                                                                                              Posted, 29th April 2014
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                                                                                                                              That's the wrong poster on there.
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                                                                                                                                Posted, 7th October 2014
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                                                                                                                                When you come to the steel mill to kill Robocop, make a whole bunch of noise like an idiot so he knows you're coming.
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