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WALL·E

WALL·E
This list was started on 13th January 2010 by Anon
There are 55 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 14th March 2015

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If you want to impress a girl, eat a whole bunch of trash and take a dump.
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    Posted, 23rd January 2010
    by agentdc7
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    Just because the girl isn't moving or conscious doesn't mean it can't count as a date.
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      Posted, 13th January 2010
      by Anon
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      Cockroaches will never die. Ever. Even if you step on them repeatedly.
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        Posted, 18th January 2010
        by Anon
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        Malfunctioning robots should be locked away and poorly rehabilitated instead of being scraped or reprogrammed.
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          Posted, 13th January 2010
          by Anon
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          In the future the robots will conquer the humans not with bombs and guns, but with hover chairs and umbrella drinks.
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            Posted, 13th January 2010
            by Anon
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            She's a Mac, he's Linux, and the PC has mankind at its mercy.
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            • 15th January 2010 by Anon
              But when he recharges he sounds like a Mac starting up...Everybody's just confused lol.
            • 14th January 2010 by Anon
              The movie almost writes its self.
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            Posted, 13th January 2010
            by Anon
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            Finding one green plant in a planet only filled with garbage is a good enough reason to leave the technologically advanced, heavenlike space colonies
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              Posted, 22nd January 2010
              by nuknuk
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              The HAL style computer still "can't let you do that Dave."
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              Posted, 13th January 2010
              by Anon
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              Fire extinguishers are an excellent means of propulsion.
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                Posted, 13th January 2010
                by Anon
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                Jewelry boxes are more interesting than the jewelry itself.
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                  Posted, 23rd January 2010
                  by agentdc7
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                  Robots need love too.
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                    Posted, 13th January 2010
                    by Anon
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                    The key to surviving in the future is to make good use of the dead.
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                    • 14th January 2010 by Anon
                      The dead can give you anything arms, eyes, and wallets, the only thing they can't give you is love...
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                    Posted, 13th January 2010
                    by Anon
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                    Cockroaches make wonderful pets for a robot
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                      Posted, 16th January 2010
                      by UsernameTed
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                      For robots, creating garbage skyscrapes are considered fun
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                        Posted, 22nd January 2010
                        by nuknuk
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                        Humans don't mind the incredible stink of Earth upon rearrival.
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                          Posted, 23rd January 2010
                          by agentdc7
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                          iPods last forever... really?
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                            Posted, 23rd January 2010
                            by agentdc7
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                            Cockroaches are supposed to be cute for kids, no matter how disgusting and nasty they are in real life.
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                              Posted, 23rd January 2010
                              by agentdc7
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                              Wall-E's great grandfather is Johnny 5.
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                                Posted, 23rd January 2010
                                by agentdc7
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                                In the future, advancements in robot technology lie in making robots that can only perform one specific task.
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                                  Posted, 23rd January 2010
                                  by agentdc7
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                                  Lonely robots will fall in love with the first robot they see. Beggars can't be choosers.
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                                    Posted, 23rd January 2010
                                    by agentdc7
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                                    Babies are born without the slightest notion that humans have any physical contact anymore.
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                                      Posted, 30th January 2010
                                      by dudeofdixie
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                                      Lifeguard robots can die without consequence, but heartstrings get pulled when Wall-E gets a ding.
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                                        Posted, 30th January 2010
                                        by dudeofdixie
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                                        Uhhhh is enough sound to get voice recognition from.
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                                          Posted, 16th March 2010
                                          by tenshi
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                                          EVE is a terrible dancer.
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                                          Posted, 2nd April 2010
                                          by Anon
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                                          WALL-E is a distant relative of Number 5 from Short Circuit.
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                                            Posted, 11th August 2011
                                            by john2012
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                                            If humans sit on the same chair enough and never ever get up, they will forget how to walk and their bone structure (esp. spine) will change
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                                              Posted, 22nd January 2010
                                              by nuknuk
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                                              The robots will try to take over, but some robots can also try to help human race
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                                                Posted, 22nd January 2010
                                                by nuknuk
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                                                Robots do get lonely...
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                                                  Posted, 22nd January 2010
                                                  by nuknuk
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                                                  In the future, technology of "skype" will still be used
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                                                    Posted, 22nd January 2010
                                                    by nuknuk
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                                                    Wall-E was related to the ground Hunter Killers from Terminator.
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                                                      Posted, 23rd January 2010
                                                      by agentdc7
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                                                      The fashion, model, and entertainment industry is toast.
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                                                        Posted, 20th February 2010
                                                        by PhoenixFox
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                                                        The people that arrive on planet earth are gonna be in for a nasty surprise when they find that you can't grow pizza plants.
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                                                          Posted, 16th March 2010
                                                          by tenshi
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                                                          Blue is the new red.
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                                                            Posted, 16th March 2010
                                                            by tenshi
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                                                            In robotkind,it is not considered secretive and suspicious at all if the female you met recently is unwilling to disclose personal matters (such as 'directive') and it is perfectly normal to take her to your home successively.
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                                                              Posted, 2nd April 2010
                                                              by Anon
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                                                              Female robots giggle!
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                                                                Posted, 2nd April 2010
                                                                by Anon
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                                                                700 years later and the power is still on.
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                                                                  Posted, 11th August 2011
                                                                  by john2012
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                                                                  All of the DVD players seem to be lost but a VCR from 1978 works fine.
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                                                                    Posted, 11th August 2011
                                                                    by john2012
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                                                                    Cockroaches and Twinkies will always survive.
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                                                                      Posted, 11th August 2011
                                                                      by john2012
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                                                                      Lack of gravity and exercise can really take a toll.
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                                                                        Posted, 11th August 2011
                                                                        by john2012
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                                                                        Even robots need a psycho ward.
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                                                                          Posted, 11th August 2011
                                                                          by john2012
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                                                                          Today's meal, Cup of Noodles, in a cup.
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                                                                            Posted, 11th August 2011
                                                                            by john2012
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                                                                            Vodka in a cup
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                                                                              Posted, 11th August 2011
                                                                              by john2012
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                                                                              Wow we found a small little plant. That must mean that the burnt out husk of the Earth is ready to support life again.
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                                                                                Posted, 11th August 2011
                                                                                by john2012
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                                                                                EVE is obviously made from a plastic or carbon ceramic material so how can she be caught by a magnet.
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                                                                                  Posted, 11th August 2011
                                                                                  by john2012
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                                                                                  VHS will still exist in the year 2700 (I don't remember the year, but it was the far future.)
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                                                                                    Posted, 28th August 2011
                                                                                    by Alaurien
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                                                                                    "Hello Dolly" is a hit..no matter the year :P
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                                                                                      Posted, 28th August 2011
                                                                                      by Alaurien
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                                                                                      Twinkies are not perishable..after 500 years :O
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                                                                                        Posted, 28th August 2011
                                                                                        by Alaurien
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                                                                                        We're becoming like the humans from this movie....we use Skype to communicate and McDonald's is our easy option for food :/
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                                                                                          Posted, 28th August 2011
                                                                                          by Alaurien
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                                                                                          How could Wall-E remember Eve???...I mean she changed everything.
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                                                                                            Posted, 28th August 2011
                                                                                            by Alaurien
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                                                                                            An automatic pilot...will cause mutiny :O
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                                                                                              Posted, 28th August 2011
                                                                                              by Alaurien
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                                                                                              You can grow pizza hehhehe xD
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                                                                                                Posted, 28th August 2011
                                                                                                by Alaurien
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                                                                                                It's ok to have a cemetery of Wall-E's ....so the main Wall-E could fix himself. Not weird at all...Anyway..kids don't get it...right?? O.o
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                                                                                                  Posted, 28th August 2011
                                                                                                  by Alaurien
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                                                                                                  In the future we will be really fat and drinking basically food that has been purified and turned into a shake - even cupcakes and noodles.
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                                                                                                    Posted, 11th November 2011
                                                                                                    by Movie Genius
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                                                                                                    Running lights break easy and there is only a limited supply.
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                                                                                                      Posted, 4th November 2014
                                                                                                      by zikzak393
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                                                                                                      Why does WALL-E have a Robocop 2014 poster???
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                                                                                                        Posted, 14th March 2015
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