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Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian

Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian
This list was started on 30th November 2009 by Anon
There are 82 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 11th February 2015

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Even if it's been on display for years, there will still be enough gas in an airplane to make a round trip from Washington D.C. to New York City.
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    Posted, 30th November 2009
    by Anon
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    The Jonas Brothers are not historically relevant.
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      Posted, 9th December 2009
      by elizabeth
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      Where there is evil, there is Darth Vader.
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        Posted, 30th November 2009
        by Anon
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        A flock of demon bird-men are coming out the door... who you gonna call? Abe Lincoln.
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          Posted, 30th November 2009
          by Anon
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          It is not uncommon for children to have mad hacking skills advanced enough to help a bumbling dad break into the nation's premier museum.
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            Posted, 30th November 2009
            by Anon
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            Einstein will talk when confronted by Al Capone.
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              Posted, 2nd December 2009
              by Anon
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              It's not a dress it's a tunic.
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                Posted, 2nd December 2009
                by Anon
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                The Thinker statue loads slower than DSL. I didn't know that was possible.
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                  Posted, 8th December 2009
                  by Alazne Chan
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                  A mass-produced mannequin will retain all memories and persona traits as long as it is life-like enough.
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                    Posted, 30th November 2009
                    by Anon
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                    Amy Adams looks good in anything.
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                      Posted, 1st December 2009
                      by Anon
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                      "Using the force" does not, in fact, kill mannequins brought to life, and frankly, makes you look rather stupid.
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                        Posted, 2nd December 2009
                        by Anon
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                        Flashlights can easily stand up against bladed weapons, and in fact become awesome when wielded correctly.
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                        • 3rd January 2010 by Feathery
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                        Posted, 7th December 2009
                        by Anon
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                        Ivan wasn't terrible. ... The correct translation is "Ivan the Awesome."
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                          Posted, 13th December 2009
                          by IANK
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                          Giant froliking balloon animal dogs can completely MAKE an entire movie.
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                            Posted, 16th December 2009
                            by sapphire0kisses
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                            Many ancient Egyptians had lisps.
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                              Posted, 16th December 2009
                              by TiffYG2133
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                              They didn't call him Kahmunrah the Trustworthy, they called him Kahmunrah the Bloodthirsty, who killed whoever didn't give him wahtever he wanted in the moment that he wanted it, which was now, when he had also better receive the Tablet, and the Password... it was shorter in Egyptian.
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                                Posted, 20th December 2009
                                by UsernameTed
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                                Monkeys like to slap nightguards.
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                                  Posted, 11th January 2010
                                  by UsernameTed
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                                  The streets of New York City are completely empty at night. No traffic or pedestrians, and there is just enough space on the road to land an old plane.
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                                    Posted, 10th September 2010
                                    by Ccard
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                                    Inversely, the goofier a commemorative knick-knack looks the less likely it is to make the person its modeled after look good.
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                                      Posted, 30th November 2009
                                      by Anon
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                                      There is always an evil brother when dealing with royalty.
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                                        Posted, 30th November 2009
                                        by Anon
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                                        Between movies the main character will forget how to turn off the tablet.
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                                          Posted, 2nd December 2009
                                          by Anon
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                                          Evil ancient Egyptian Pharaohs can rule a country well, but they have difficulty in expressing themselves.... and their evil plans....
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                                            Posted, 4th December 2009
                                            by MokonaYi
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                                            Attempting to stop monkeys from slapping themselves will result in you getting slapped.
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                                              Posted, 5th December 2009
                                              by malice
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                                              Even though Al Capone is awesome and LOOKS awesome, he will never get the number of lines he deserves.
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                                                Posted, 7th December 2009
                                                by chibi master
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                                                Sesame Street isn't evil.
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                                                  Posted, 8th December 2009
                                                  by Alazne Chan
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                                                  Physical excersise is the key to happiness. And I thought that the key to happiness was doing what you love. Shows how much I know.
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                                                    Posted, 8th December 2009
                                                    by Alazne Chan
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                                                    Never say "short" while looking at Napoleon!
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                                                      Posted, 13th December 2009
                                                      by IANK
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                                                      Don't get caught in a blackout without your glow-in-the-dark flashlight!
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                                                        Posted, 11th February 2010
                                                        by Sparky
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                                                        The company Motorola was created by a guy named Joey Motorola.
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                                                          Posted, 26th August 2010
                                                          by The GFed
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                                                          Amelia Earhart was beautiful and liked to wear tight pants.
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                                                            Posted, 26th August 2010
                                                            by The GFed
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                                                            As long as you have a silly lisp, even the most evil of evil ancient Egyptian Pharaohs can seem laughably evil.
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                                                              Posted, 30th November 2009
                                                              by Anon
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                                                              If their spirits manifest inside a museum mannequin, even the most complex historical characters will be Flanderized because... hey, it's a movie! It's not like anyone will notice!
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                                                                Posted, 30th November 2009
                                                                by Anon
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                                                                Every new movie aimed at children needs another monkey to show up and play a minor role for comedic relief.
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                                                                  Posted, 1st December 2009
                                                                  by Anon
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                                                                  Don't EVER slap a monkey! It will just result in you getting slapped yourself. And NEVER EVER make a monkey mad... he'll pee on you!
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                                                                    Posted, 5th December 2009
                                                                    by xXdeathnoteluvrzXx
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                                                                    Evil Rulers have to dramatically state that they came back to life more than once.
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                                                                      Posted, 8th December 2009
                                                                      by Alazne Chan
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                                                                      Even ancient wax pharoahs have idols.
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                                                                        Posted, 8th December 2009
                                                                        by Alazne Chan
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                                                                        Blondes know how to have the most fun.
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                                                                          Posted, 8th December 2009
                                                                          by Alazne Chan
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                                                                          If you are a mannequin and speak in incomprehensible jargon throughout the entire movie, the main character is sure to develop a romantic interest in you.
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                                                                            Posted, 12th December 2009
                                                                            by PandasLikePoptarts
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                                                                            You can learn three Russian words: Nyet! Da! ... and streltsy!
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                                                                              Posted, 13th December 2009
                                                                              by IANK
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                                                                              Brandon will rent a camper, and drive across America with his flashlight on your chest.
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                                                                                Posted, 20th December 2009
                                                                                by UsernameTed
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                                                                                Able the space monkey can open doors, and guide planes out of them. That monkey can do anything!
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                                                                                  Posted, 20th December 2009
                                                                                  by UsernameTed
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                                                                                  If you are trying to break into the Archives of the most prestigous museums on Earth, you really should have a plan.
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                                                                                    Posted, 20th December 2009
                                                                                    by UsernameTed
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                                                                                    Rubber giant octopuses become very cranky when they ge thirsty.
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                                                                                      Posted, 3rd January 2010
                                                                                      by Feathery
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                                                                                      It's pronounced Brunden.
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                                                                                        Posted, 5th January 2010
                                                                                        by Orin
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                                                                                        Pi is at the heart of the pyramid... for no apparent reason.
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                                                                                          Posted, 12th August 2010
                                                                                          by MusicManD
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                                                                                          Patrons will ignore walking mastadons, dinosaur bones, miniatures, and idols if they believe it's part of a special "night-time" museum program.
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                                                                                            Posted, 12th August 2010
                                                                                            by MusicManD
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                                                                                            Destroying walls, cases, historical airplanes, and committing countless acts of destruction against the Smithsonian will never be investigated.
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                                                                                              Posted, 12th August 2010
                                                                                              by MusicManD
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                                                                                              The Smithsonian's night security is grossly understaffed.
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                                                                                                Posted, 12th August 2010
                                                                                                by MusicManD
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                                                                                                A museum holding artifacts totaling hundreds of millions of dollars will rarely have cameras, sensors, or doors which cannot be opened simply by stealing a card key.
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                                                                                                  Posted, 12th August 2010
                                                                                                  by MusicManD
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                                                                                                  Oh My GOD you just did both of those things even when I just said not too!!
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                                                                                                    Posted, 10th September 2010
                                                                                                    by Jyanchan
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                                                                                                    Your phone can't get reception underground, but it can transcend time and space if you enter a painting of the past.
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                                                                                                      Posted, 14th June 2012
                                                                                                      by SlipStool
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                                                                                                      A squirrel is a mighty and greatly feared creature!
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                                                                                                        Posted, 4th May 2010
                                                                                                        by IANK
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                                                                                                        You can trick a security guard if you piss him off by pronouncing his name wrong.
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                                                                                                          Posted, 24th June 2010
                                                                                                          by horsepower995
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                                                                                                          Obviously, Ben Stiller doesn't like the Jonas Brothers.
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                                                                                                            Posted, 24th June 2010
                                                                                                            by horsepower995
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                                                                                                            Ancient Egyptian tablets use Arabic numerals for their combination locks.
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                                                                                                              Posted, 12th August 2010
                                                                                                              by MusicManD
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                                                                                                              Mathematicians always used to think Pi went on forever. Thanks to the Einstein bobblehead, though, we now know that it is EXACTLY 3.14159265.
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                                                                                                                Posted, 12th August 2010
                                                                                                                by MusicManD
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                                                                                                                Sexy mannequins always have real life doubles, and the double always takes a liking to the main character.
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                                                                                                                  Posted, 12th August 2010
                                                                                                                  by MusicManD
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                                                                                                                  Robin Williams looks good in bronze.
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                                                                                                                    Posted, 12th August 2010
                                                                                                                    by MusicManD
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                                                                                                                    A flight from D.C. to N.Y. in a 1930s-era airplane only takes about an hour.
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                                                                                                                      Posted, 26th August 2010
                                                                                                                      by The GFed
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                                                                                                                      At night, the only acceptable music to play at the Museum of Natural History is Earth, Wind, and Fire.
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                                                                                                                        Posted, 26th August 2010
                                                                                                                        by The GFed
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                                                                                                                        Mannequins based off Egyptian people speak English.
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                                                                                                                          Posted, 16th November 2010
                                                                                                                          by Hayleychaotix
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                                                                                                                          The Thinker's biceps are firepower.
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                                                                                                                            Posted, 11th August 2011
                                                                                                                            by Mighty Mat
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                                                                                                                            Jedediah doesn't like to be called cute.
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                                                                                                                              Posted, 11th August 2011
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                                                                                                                              General Custer is a dumba$$.
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                                                                                                                                Posted, 11th August 2011
                                                                                                                                by Mighty Mat
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                                                                                                                                Even if you are frozen during daytime, you should go through with your plans of taking over the world.
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                                                                                                                                  Posted, 14th June 2012
                                                                                                                                  by SlipStool
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                                                                                                                                  Yelling out "don't attack" as you charge towards them will make your enemy put down their guard.
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                                                                                                                                    Posted, 14th June 2012
                                                                                                                                    by SlipStool
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                                                                                                                                    Anyone can access the interactive 3D map of the Smithsonian underground storage.
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                                                                                                                                      Posted, 14th June 2012
                                                                                                                                      by SlipStool
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                                                                                                                                      Being in suspended animation for years can make any woman want Ben Stiller.
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                                                                                                                                        Posted, 14th June 2012
                                                                                                                                        by SlipStool
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                                                                                                                                        There is no point in having a flashlight if you can't see it in the dark.
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                                                                                                                                          by SlipStool
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                                                                                                                                          A small group of bird men are enough to take over the world.
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                                                                                                                                            Posted, 14th June 2012
                                                                                                                                            by SlipStool
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                                                                                                                                            Opening your jacket to reveal a flashlight is as effective as a gun for threatening people.
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                                                                                                                                              Posted, 14th June 2012
                                                                                                                                              by SlipStool
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                                                                                                                                              Theodore Roosevelt can read hieroglyphics.
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                                                                                                                                                Posted, 14th June 2012
                                                                                                                                                by SlipStool
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                                                                                                                                                If a woman slaps you there's a good chance she's going to kiss you afterwards.
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                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 14th June 2012
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                                                                                                                                                  Darth Vaders' Jedi powers will not work if he's a mannequin.
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                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 14th June 2012
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                                                                                                                                                    You can fly around Washington in an airplane with no worries of being shot down by the Secret Service.
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                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 14th June 2012
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                                                                                                                                                      The greatest battle the world will never know resulted in no casualties despite how many people were equipped with deadly weapons.
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                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 14th June 2012
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                                                                                                                                                        The only camera in the Smithsonian is the one at the guard check in.
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                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 14th June 2012
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                                                                                                                                                          Abraham Lincoln has no problem killing pigeons.
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                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 14th June 2012
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                                                                                                                                                            New York Theodore Roosavelt would probabbly let his horse lick it too.
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                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 14th June 2012
                                                                                                                                                              by SlipStool
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                                                                                                                                                              Working as a night guard at a musem is the "coolest" job compared to owning a company.
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                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 14th June 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                General Custer's hair is currency in some parts of Europe.
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                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 31st December 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                  The Egyptian tablet gets upgraded.
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