The Snarky Movie Website

We've lovingly mined 1,939 movies for 54,195 learnings

Forrest Gump

Forrest Gump
This list was started on 18th January 2010 by K2
There are 75 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 20th February 2015

The Things I Learned . . .

1
It's a wise idea to invest in a fruit company.
(1) Comments
Please login to start commenting.
Posted, 18th January 2010
by K2
11
2
There are many ways to prepare shrimp.
(0) Comments
    Please login to start commenting.
    Posted, 18th January 2010
    by K2
    10
    3
    You go to Vietnam to look for a guy name Charlie.
    (0) Comments
      Please login to start commenting.
      Posted, 18th January 2010
      by K2
      9
      4
      That Jenny is a handful.
      (0) Comments
        Please login to start commenting.
        Posted, 18th January 2010
        by Sassy
        6
        5
        Forest is not smart but he knows what love is.
        (0) Comments
          Please login to start commenting.
          Posted, 18th January 2010
          by Sassy
          6
          6
          Forrest Gump may not be a smart man, but at least he's immune to AIDS.
          (1) Comments
          • 7th April 2010 by NateSean
            She probably slept around quite a bit after she had the kid.
          Please login to start commenting.
          Posted, 11th February 2010
          by dudewill
          6
          7
          Feathers are great for bookmarks.
          (0) Comments
            Please login to start commenting.
            Posted, 18th January 2010
            by K2
            5
            8
            Your goal in the army is to do whatever the drill sergeant tells you to do.
            (0) Comments
              Please login to start commenting.
              Posted, 18th January 2010
              by K2
              5
              9
              Offer someone some chocolate. It's okay even if it's for your girlfriend.
              (0) Comments
                Please login to start commenting.
                Posted, 18th January 2010
                by K2
                4
                10
                You can outrun a car even with rocks thrown at you.
                (0) Comments
                  Please login to start commenting.
                  Posted, 18th January 2010
                  by K2
                  4
                  11
                  If you have bad luck in fishing for shrimp, then go sing in a church.
                  (0) Comments
                    Please login to start commenting.
                    Posted, 18th January 2010
                    by K2
                    4
                    12
                    Peas and carrots make for the best food pairing.
                    (0) Comments
                      Please login to start commenting.
                      Posted, 18th January 2010
                      by Adam
                      4
                      13
                      When all else fails throw rocks at your childhood home...oh wait there aren't enough.
                      (0) Comments
                        Please login to start commenting.
                        Posted, 18th January 2010
                        by Sassy
                        4
                        14
                        You can always tell your life story sitting on a bench at a bus stop.
                        (0) Comments
                          Please login to start commenting.
                          Posted, 6th April 2010
                          by megz baby
                          4
                          15
                          If you introduce yourself to someone then you aren't strangers anymore.
                          (0) Comments
                            Please login to start commenting.
                            Posted, 7th April 2010
                            by NateSean
                            4
                            16
                            It helps to notice the beauty of the world every once in a while.
                            (0) Comments
                              Please login to start commenting.
                              Posted, 7th April 2010
                              by NateSean
                              4
                              17
                              "Sitting" next to Jenny on a bed can make you dizzy.
                              (0) Comments
                                Please login to start commenting.
                                Posted, 22nd June 2010
                                by BoKnowz203
                                4
                                18
                                You don't get a single nickel from a million dollar wound.
                                (0) Comments
                                  Please login to start commenting.
                                  Posted, 18th January 2010
                                  by K2
                                  3
                                  19
                                  You can play ping pong in your sleep.
                                  (0) Comments
                                    Please login to start commenting.
                                    Posted, 18th January 2010
                                    by K2
                                    3
                                    20
                                    If you get the football, run all the way into the locker room.
                                    (0) Comments
                                      Please login to start commenting.
                                      Posted, 18th January 2010
                                      by K2
                                      3
                                      21
                                      You can outrun bikes even with leg braces on.
                                      (0) Comments
                                        Please login to start commenting.
                                        Posted, 18th January 2010
                                        by K2
                                        3
                                        22
                                        Forrest Gump is a gazillionaire.
                                        (0) Comments
                                          Please login to start commenting.
                                          Posted, 18th January 2010
                                          by K2
                                          3
                                          23
                                          Never be a hippie; it leads to bad things.
                                          (1) Comments
                                          • 6th April 2010 by megz baby
                                            shwifty-five!!! -chiwayway
                                          Please login to start commenting.
                                          Posted, 6th April 2010
                                          by megz baby
                                          3
                                          24
                                          Never go onstage when your girlfriend is singing nude at a bar.
                                          (0) Comments
                                            Please login to start commenting.
                                            Posted, 6th April 2010
                                            by megz baby
                                            3
                                            25
                                            Always dress your kid in similar fashion as the father.
                                            (0) Comments
                                              Please login to start commenting.
                                              Posted, 8th July 2010
                                              by FERIS
                                              3
                                              26
                                              Forrest is a great name even if it's named after the guy who founded the KKK.
                                              (0) Comments
                                                Please login to start commenting.
                                                Posted, 18th January 2010
                                                by K2
                                                2
                                                27
                                                Lt. Dan would rather die than have no legs and he will stay angry with you for quite some time for saving him.
                                                (0) Comments
                                                  Please login to start commenting.
                                                  Posted, 18th January 2010
                                                  by Sassy
                                                  2
                                                  28
                                                  You can get a college degree just by running.
                                                  (0) Comments
                                                    Please login to start commenting.
                                                    Posted, 29th January 2010
                                                    by HermanoBluth
                                                    2
                                                    29
                                                    Life is like a box of chocolates; you neva know whatcha gonna git... It's the truth.
                                                    (0) Comments
                                                      Please login to start commenting.
                                                      Posted, 6th April 2010
                                                      by megz baby
                                                      2
                                                      30
                                                      Stupid is as stupid does.
                                                      (0) Comments
                                                        Please login to start commenting.
                                                        Posted, 7th April 2010
                                                        by NateSean
                                                        2
                                                        31
                                                        You can always make a living off of playing ping pong.
                                                        (0) Comments
                                                          Please login to start commenting.
                                                          Posted, 6th April 2010
                                                          by megz baby
                                                          1
                                                          32
                                                          Try to stay clear of a hippie peace rally while wearing a military uniform... You will get dragged in as a protester.
                                                          (0) Comments
                                                            Please login to start commenting.
                                                            Posted, 6th April 2010
                                                            by megz baby
                                                            1
                                                            33
                                                            Little white lies don't harm anyone.
                                                            (0) Comments
                                                              Please login to start commenting.
                                                              Posted, 7th April 2010
                                                              by NateSean
                                                              1
                                                              34
                                                              If you don't know what you're going to get from a box of chocolate, then there's no description on it.
                                                              (0) Comments
                                                                Please login to start commenting.
                                                                Posted, 18th January 2010
                                                                by K2
                                                                0
                                                                35
                                                                Buy a map when looking for somebody.
                                                                (0) Comments
                                                                  Please login to start commenting.
                                                                  Posted, 8th February 2010
                                                                  by Demonzor
                                                                  0
                                                                  36
                                                                  You should use endorsement money to buy a beaten down shrimping boat.
                                                                  (0) Comments
                                                                    Please login to start commenting.
                                                                    Posted, 3rd March 2010
                                                                    by K2
                                                                    0
                                                                    37
                                                                    What is the real record for taking apart a gun and putting it back together?
                                                                    (0) Comments
                                                                      Please login to start commenting.
                                                                      Posted, 6th April 2010
                                                                      by megz baby
                                                                      0
                                                                      38
                                                                      There's only so much money a man really needs.
                                                                      (0) Comments
                                                                        Please login to start commenting.
                                                                        Posted, 7th April 2010
                                                                        by NateSean
                                                                        0
                                                                        39
                                                                        Even though your a multi-millionaire with your face on at least one business magazine a man with a suitcase will never believe you.
                                                                        (0) Comments
                                                                          Please login to start commenting.
                                                                          Posted, 29th April 2011
                                                                          by Sandman47
                                                                          0
                                                                          40
                                                                          Legs are for the weak.
                                                                          (0) Comments
                                                                            Please login to start commenting.
                                                                            Posted, 6th April 2012
                                                                            by pocketg99
                                                                            0
                                                                            41
                                                                            You can play college football, win the Medal of Honor, play ping pong in China, invest in a shrimping business and spend two tears running across the country and still not get recognised by anyone.
                                                                            (0) Comments
                                                                              Please login to start commenting.
                                                                              Posted, 28th August 2014
                                                                              by Footballfan
                                                                              0
                                                                              42
                                                                              It's a good thing that no one ever suggested to Forest that he should go on a vacation.
                                                                              (0) Comments
                                                                                Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                Posted, 6th November 2014
                                                                                by zikzak393
                                                                                0
                                                                                43
                                                                                In this case, the movie is far and above better than the book!
                                                                                (0) Comments
                                                                                  Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                  Posted, 6th November 2014
                                                                                  by zikzak393
                                                                                  0
                                                                                  44
                                                                                  Black Panthers are angry people but not as angry as Gump if you touch his old lady...
                                                                                  (0) Comments
                                                                                    Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                    Posted, 20th February 2015
                                                                                    by Caballo66
                                                                                    0
                                                                                    45
                                                                                    Gump likes boobies...
                                                                                    (0) Comments
                                                                                      Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                      Posted, 20th February 2015
                                                                                      by Caballo66
                                                                                      0
                                                                                      46
                                                                                      No one ever takes advantage of special people in the world except Ox in Stripes..
                                                                                      (0) Comments
                                                                                        Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                        Posted, 20th February 2015
                                                                                        by Caballo66
                                                                                        0

                                                                                        Share Your Own Learnings . . .

                                                                                        We manually review every incoming submission. Please make sure to properly capitalize and punctuate your entry =)

                                                                                        Please login to start listing learnings.

                                                                                        Recently Added

                                                                                        You Like?

                                                                                        Facebook Friends

                                                                                        © 2010 - 2017 100ThingsILearned.com • All rights reserved.