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Fight Club

Fight Club
This list was started on 20th January 2010 by K2
There are 57 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 19th March 2015

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You are not a very unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else.
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    Posted, 20th January 2010
    by K2
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    If you were to fight a historical figure, fight Gandhi.
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      Posted, 20th January 2010
      by K2
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      When a gun barrel is in your mouth you only speak in vowels.
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        Posted, 21st January 2010
        by Sassy
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        The first rule of Fight Club is don't talk about Fight Club.
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          Posted, 28th January 2010
          by nikkabee
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          You can use motor oil to fertilize your lawn.
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            Posted, 20th January 2010
            by K2
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            Never shoot at your imaginary friend near 400 gallons of Nitroglycerin.
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              Posted, 20th January 2010
              by K2
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              When you confront your boss, beat yourself up so it would look like the boss did it.
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              • 8th April 2011 by Andershp
                It was a cool scene
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              Posted, 20th January 2010
              by K2
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              Bob has bitch tits.
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              • 8th April 2011 by Andershp
                Steroids does that...
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              Posted, 22nd January 2010
              by Halfsh0t
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              In death do people have names, and his name is Robert Paulson.
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                Posted, 20th January 2010
                by K2
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                Going to support groups is a cure for insomnia.
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                  Posted, 21st January 2010
                  by Sassy
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                  "Single Serving Friends" isn't as clever as you think it is.
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                    Posted, 22nd January 2010
                    by Halfsh0t
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                    Apparently a threat to commit suicide that involves the police showing up at your door won't ever recieve a follow up investigation.
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                      Posted, 24th January 2010
                      by NateSean
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                      When you have insomnia, you're never really asleep . . . and you're never really awake.
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                        Posted, 18th March 2010
                        by tenshi
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                        Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken, but it does make you look like an asshole!
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                          Posted, 18th March 2010
                          by tenshi
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                          If you want someone to be determined and appreciate life, put a gun to their head, it will work wonders.
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                            Posted, 21st January 2010
                            by Sassy
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                            I know Tyler Durden and it has to be said he's a little nuts.
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                              Posted, 21st January 2010
                              by Sassy
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                              No one will question why you suddenly had your balls cut off while in protective custody at a police station.
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                                Posted, 24th January 2010
                                by NateSean
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                                If you have an imaginary friend who won't go away, the best course of action is to shoot yourself in the mouth.
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                                  Posted, 29th January 2010
                                  by Lord R
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                                  A condom is like a glass slipper for our generation, you slip one on when you meet a stranger, dance all night, and then throw it away when you're done.
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                                    Posted, 18th March 2010
                                    by tenshi
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                                    You do not ask questions in Project Mayhem!
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                                      Posted, 17th June 2010
                                      by waydaddy6
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                                      Oxygen gets you high.
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                                        Posted, 20th January 2010
                                        by K2
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                                        When in doubt, let everything go.
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                                          Posted, 20th January 2010
                                          by K2
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                                          The second rule of fight club is to look at the first rule.
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                                            Posted, 20th January 2010
                                            by K2
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                                            You should start a fight with a total stranger and lose.
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                                              Posted, 20th January 2010
                                              by K2
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                                              When you almost die its actually called a 'near- life experience' not what we thought.
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                                                Posted, 21st January 2010
                                                by Sassy
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                                                Crying can cure insomnia.
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                                                  Posted, 22nd January 2010
                                                  by Halfsh0t
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                                                  It's totally normal to visualize a horrible fiery death on an airplane because life insurace pays triple if you die on a business trip.
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                                                    Posted, 22nd January 2010
                                                    by Halfsh0t
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                                                    A guy who admitted to being the leader of the terrorist organization that's made the news will have no problem running from a police station.
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                                                      Posted, 24th January 2010
                                                      by NateSean
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                                                      400$ of your own burial money is only going to cover the cost of being buried in the backyard.
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                                                        Posted, 26th January 2010
                                                        by NateSean
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                                                        Jared Leto is not a good fighter.
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                                                          Posted, 8th February 2010
                                                          by Demonzor
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                                                          With enough soap one could blow up just about anything.
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                                                            Posted, 13th September 2010
                                                            by myotherrideisyourmom
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                                                            When someone asks you, "What would Tyler Durden do?" the correct response is, "Make soap."
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                                                              Posted, 20th January 2011
                                                              by SidRival
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                                                              Avoid bags of fat and barb wires.
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                                                                Posted, 20th January 2010
                                                                by K2
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                                                                Avoid the clam chowder.
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                                                                  Posted, 20th January 2010
                                                                  by K2
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                                                                  Bob got to break the sixth rule of fight club.
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                                                                    Posted, 20th January 2010
                                                                    by K2
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                                                                    In order to kill your imaginary friend you must shoot yourself in the cheek and that will blow your faux buddie's head off. I know what you're thinking, yes you will be harmed as well and bleed but don't worry just get some gauze and you'll be fine.
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                                                                      Posted, 21st January 2010
                                                                      by Sassy
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                                                                      Who knew that you could swallow a pint of blood before you got sick?
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                                                                        Posted, 18th March 2010
                                                                        by tenshi
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                                                                        I am not my fuckin' khaki's.
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                                                                          Posted, 17th June 2010
                                                                          by waydaddy6
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                                                                          There is a little Tyler Durden in everyone!
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                                                                            Posted, 8th July 2010
                                                                            by FERIS
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                                                                            Women can have testicular cancer
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                                                                              Posted, 2nd March 2011
                                                                              by The Other You
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                                                                              I am never buying luxury soap again, it might be someone's fat ass!
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                                                                                Posted, 18th March 2010
                                                                                by tenshi
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                                                                                Guys who go to fight club for the first time is a wad of cookie dough, but after a couple of weeks, he was carved out of wood.
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                                                                                  Posted, 18th March 2010
                                                                                  by tenshi
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                                                                                  Waking up in a different time, ina different place, does not mean you wake up as a different person, you might have an extra personality, but that's about it!
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                                                                                    Posted, 18th March 2010
                                                                                    by tenshi
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                                                                                    Going to support groups is the perfect solution, it's cheaper than a movie, and there's free coffee.
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                                                                                      Posted, 18th March 2010
                                                                                      by tenshi
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                                                                                      The best place to get ingredients for soap is at a liposuction clinic.
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                                                                                        Posted, 18th March 2010
                                                                                        by tenshi
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                                                                                        opening a second hand store near a laundromat is always a good idea.
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                                                                                          Posted, 1st May 2010
                                                                                          by ttslil
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                                                                                          Edward Norton's family does not have a history of breast cancer.
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                                                                                            Posted, 17th June 2010
                                                                                            by waydaddy6
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                                                                                            In an on screen moment between two dogs sharing a bowl of spaghetti right before they kiss you can see Tyler's work! You guessed it a nice big cock!
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                                                                                              Posted, 17th June 2010
                                                                                              by waydaddy6
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                                                                                              Lye works wonders on your psyche.
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                                                                                                Posted, 28th March 2011
                                                                                                by TooManyColours
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                                                                                                Those classy expensive bars of soap were made by that drug addict gangster down the street.
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                                                                                                  Posted, 15th December 2012
                                                                                                  by nee
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                                                                                                  If you receive a call from a Payphone that clearly states it allows no incoming calls, you may want to take a nap.
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                                                                                                    Posted, 7th November 2013
                                                                                                    by Mr Rot N Thought
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                                                                                                    ..if a Nap is out of the question, go have a drink with the person who called on said phone.
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                                                                                                      Posted, 7th November 2013
                                                                                                      by Mr Rot N Thought
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                                                                                                      "Paper Street" is an error on a map...coincidence?
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                                                                                                        Posted, 7th November 2013
                                                                                                        by Mr Rot N Thought
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                                                                                                        "Paper Street" is an error on a map...coincidence?
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                                                                                                          Posted, 7th November 2013
                                                                                                          by Mr Rot N Thought
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                                                                                                          Forbidding anyone from mentioning your new organization is a surprising way to bring in new members!
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                                                                                                            Posted, 14th December 2014
                                                                                                            by rlo
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                                                                                                            The first rule of Fight Club is... You do not talk about the plot twist at the end, as it will ruin the movie for anyone who hasn't watched it.
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                                                                                                              Posted, 14th December 2014
                                                                                                              by Footballfan
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                                                                                                              Life insurance pays triple if you die on a business trip, even though there seems to be nobody in your life to inherit that money
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                                                                                                                Posted, 19th March 2015
                                                                                                                by Splicer
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