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Total Recall

Total Recall
This list was started on 23rd January 2010 by agentdc7
There are 37 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 22nd February 2016

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Pressurized glass on Mars has the same thickness of a regular house window.
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    Posted, 23rd January 2010
    by agentdc7
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    If you don't pay a robotic taxi, it will try to run you over.
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      Posted, 23rd January 2010
      by agentdc7
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      You always need more restraints when trying to restrain Arnie.
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        Posted, 23rd January 2010
        by agentdc7
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        When a bunch of people surround a hologram from all opposing ends and fire at it, the bullets will all disappear in the center. However, if there are only 2 men firing at a hologram from opposing ends, they will hit each other.
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          Posted, 24th January 2010
          by agentdc7
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          The human nose is VERY elastic.
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            Posted, 2nd April 2010
            by agentdc7
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            In the future tumors grow to become leaders of resistance groups.
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              Posted, 3rd June 2011
              by RoC77
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              A neck being broken sounds the same as a head of lettuce being crushed.
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                Posted, 3rd November 2011
                by bourbonphantom
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                A woman with three boobs will make you wish you had 3 hands.
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                  Posted, 23rd January 2010
                  by agentdc7
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                  Michael Ironside has a bad habit of loosing his limps.
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                  • 11th February 2010 by Ricky
                    LOL !!! And never surviving any of his roles either...
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                  Posted, 23rd January 2010
                  by agentdc7
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                  When selecting a fake wife for a brainwashed person, use your own wife (even though you are overprotective of her) as the cover up to pretend to make love to a total stranger.
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                    Posted, 23rd January 2010
                    by agentdc7
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                    A machine underneath Mars can create a breathable atmosphere in a matter of minutes.
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                      Posted, 23rd January 2010
                      by agentdc7
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                      Bulletproof vests never work. They're just there for decoration.
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                        Posted, 23rd January 2010
                        by agentdc7
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                        Malina's real name is 41-A.
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                          Posted, 13th January 2012
                          by Optimus Thunder
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                          In the future, all taxi drivers will be replaced with creepy ventriloquist dolls.
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                            Posted, 23rd January 2010
                            by agentdc7
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                            Also in the future, cars will adopt golf caddies as their structural base.
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                              Posted, 23rd January 2010
                              by agentdc7
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                              Future cars do not have roll down/sliding windshields.
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                              • 6th February 2010 by TiffYG2133
                                I don't think any cars do
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                              Posted, 23rd January 2010
                              by agentdc7
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                              No air will cause your eyes to bug out.
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                                Posted, 2nd April 2010
                                by agentdc7
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                                Big red boogers have tracking devices in them.
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                                  Posted, 13th May 2010
                                  by rkw0021
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                                  A mutant prostitute will make the sensation of ejaculation and urination indistinguishable.
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                                    Posted, 3rd November 2011
                                    by bourbonphantom
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                                    In the future, Danny Devito's descendants will repress free speech related to Mars.
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                                      Posted, 4th November 2011
                                      by bourbonphantom
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                                      A tracking device inside of your skull won't show up on a security x-ray scanner.
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                                        Posted, 3rd February 2013
                                        by username
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                                        Taxis are required on Mars to travel through tiny caves.
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                                          Posted, 23rd January 2010
                                          by agentdc7
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                                          Mars with an atmosphere receives the same amount of light as it does on Earth.
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                                            Posted, 23rd January 2010
                                            by agentdc7
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                                            When you put a wet towel around your head, you must act like a Middle Eastern as well.
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                                              Posted, 23rd January 2010
                                              by agentdc7
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                                              Whenever Superman doesn't take the role, the Terminator takes it (also in Running Man).
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                                                Posted, 23rd January 2010
                                                by agentdc7
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                                                YOU BLEW ARNIE'S COVA!!!!!
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                                                  Posted, 2nd April 2010
                                                  by agentdc7
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                                                  Don't say "Two weeks" when the man asks you if you brought any fruits or vegetables with you.
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                                                    Posted, 13th January 2012
                                                    by Optimus Thunder
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                                                    The transmission is breaking up because he's got sunspots.
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                                                      Posted, 13th January 2012
                                                      by Optimus Thunder
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                                                      The doors are all connected.
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                                                        Posted, 13th January 2012
                                                        by Optimus Thunder
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                                                        When you are lying, just remember how many kids you told you have a few minutes ago.
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                                                          Posted, 22nd February 2016
                                                          by Garga
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                                                          The secret tunnels are just for going from titty bars to resistant hideouts in normal conditions and cannot be used when the air supply is cut.
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                                                            Posted, 22nd February 2016
                                                            by Garga
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                                                            Aliens are very fond of constructing huge and complex machines but never turning them on.
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                                                              Posted, 22nd February 2016
                                                              by Garga
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                                                              Robotic Johnny Cab drivers like to whistle.
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                                                                Posted, 22nd February 2016
                                                                by Garga
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                                                                Benny has the special ability to hide his intentions from the damn psychics.
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                                                                  Posted, 22nd February 2016
                                                                  by Garga
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                                                                  Some people betray their own kind in order to feed their imaginary children.
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                                                                    Posted, 22nd February 2016
                                                                    by Garga
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                                                                    If it happens in the future, you'll have columns of steam everywhere, even in the dome cities of Mars.
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                                                                      Posted, 22nd February 2016
                                                                      by Garga
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