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Robocop 2

Robocop 2
This list was started on 24th January 2010 by agentdc7
There are 35 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 5th March 2015

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Hob wanted to see Robocop's brain while chopping him up. Unfortunately they either forgot or they failed.
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    Posted, 24th January 2010
    by agentdc7
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    Magnavolt is the coolest car security system ever. And it won't even run down your battery.
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      Posted, 24th January 2010
      by agentdc7
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      Feel free to take a vicious crime lord and try to turn him into a robotic police officer. What's the worst that could happen?
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        Posted, 11th March 2010
        by ekedolphin
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        Building a nearly-invulnerable cyborg with the brain of a psychopath and no off switch is not a wise decision.
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          Posted, 1st May 2010
          by ekedolphin
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          OCP always tests its robots with live ammunition even though the tests always go wrong.
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            Posted, 4th June 2013
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            When your brain is missing from your head, you will still function and be conscious, until your brain is smashed of course.
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            • 1st May 2010 by ekedolphin
              My sister: "Maybe it's connected wirelessly!"
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            Posted, 24th January 2010
            by agentdc7
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            People prefer to see Robocop helping with collecting donations and having a campfires with boy scouts rather than keeping the streets safe for them while all other cops are on strike. F***ing focus groups...
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            • 24th February 2014 by agentdc7
              After reading my own learning after some time, I get a bad feeling this could actually happen if they rebooted Robocop (again) and made it PG.
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            Posted, 24th January 2010
            by agentdc7
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            To end a police strike, electrocute yourself.
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              Posted, 24th January 2010
              by agentdc7
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              You can scare someone by slicing open their chest and stomach.
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                Posted, 24th January 2010
                by agentdc7
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                The moon is wonderful during daytime.
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                  Posted, 24th January 2010
                  by agentdc7
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                  Cain dug up Elvis and put him in his warehouse.
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                    Posted, 24th January 2010
                    by agentdc7
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                    Don't try to snipe Robocop; he'll shoot your eye out.
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                    Posted, 24th January 2010
                    by agentdc7
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                    You can buy Rocket Launchers at your local gun store. Yet, cops are out gunned when a RoboCain goes berserk. Maybe that was part of the reason they were on strike...
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                      Posted, 24th January 2010
                      by agentdc7
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                      When you kill an Asian woman in your limo, she will turn Caucasian when you throw her out.
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                      • 22nd February 2015 by Shellybabe
                        Hahahahahahah lmao!!
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                      Posted, 24th January 2010
                      by agentdc7
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                      When finding a suitable brain for an almost invincible cyborg, a maniacal drug lord is the perfect choice.
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                        Posted, 24th January 2010
                        by agentdc7
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                        When Frank Miller's screenplay wasn't fully used, he became upset and went to go work for Cain making nuke.
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                          Posted, 24th January 2010
                          by agentdc7
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                          When you've been shot several times in the back, get back up so you can get shot again and die.
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                            Posted, 24th January 2010
                            by agentdc7
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                            Cyborgs get really mad when they find out they can't have sex properly anymore.
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                              Posted, 24th January 2010
                              by agentdc7
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                              When you get mugged by two hookers and scream "You put my eye out, b*tches!", someone from another random fight will scream the exact same thing a few feet from you.
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                                Posted, 24th January 2010
                                by agentdc7
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                                It takes less than 6 minutes to extract a brain. And the operation will make you hungry afterwards.
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                                  Posted, 24th January 2010
                                  by agentdc7
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                                  CEOs will stand by a doctorate's decision regardless of how absurd and ridiculous it is even if the CEO's primary adviser thinks its a really bad idea too.
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                                    Posted, 24th January 2010
                                    by agentdc7
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                                    Brain surgeons don't recognize notorious drug lords. They just think he's a big hearted guy who volunteered.
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                                      Posted, 25th January 2010
                                      by agentdc7
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                                      Kids are Robocop's Kryptonite.
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                                        Posted, 2nd February 2011
                                        by MusicManD
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                                        The newer, more advanced RoboCop is too large to fit in a squad car.
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                                          Posted, 4th June 2013
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                                          People will steal from homeless old ladies.
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                                            Posted, 24th January 2010
                                            by agentdc7
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                                            Lawyers are always jerks.
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                                              Posted, 24th January 2010
                                              by agentdc7
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                                              Cyborgs can get high off of drugs.
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                                                Posted, 24th January 2010
                                                by agentdc7
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                                                Little League Baseball coaches are very bad role models.
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                                                  Posted, 24th January 2010
                                                  by agentdc7
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                                                  All kids from Old Detroit are really really naughty.
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                                                    Posted, 25th January 2010
                                                    by agentdc7
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                                                    Don't play chicken with Robocop. If you hit him with your truck once and it didn't do anything, why would you do it again?
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                                                      Posted, 25th January 2010
                                                      by agentdc7
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                                                      Robocop will find you....
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                                                        Posted, 5th March 2010
                                                        by Gousfbulls
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                                                        Robocop should join the army.
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                                                          Posted, 5th March 2010
                                                          by Gousfbulls
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                                                          If you don't run over Robocop's balls like everyone else, he'll steal your motorcycle.
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                                                            Posted, 17th May 2011
                                                            by agentdc7
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                                                            Bad language makes for bad feelings.
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                                                              Posted, 30th December 2013
                                                              by agentdc7
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                                                              If Murphy decides to enter a factory, chances are he will be outnumbered, get his hand severed, and then lose most of his limbs, just like the first movie.
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                                                                Posted, 5th March 2015
                                                                by agentdc7
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