Caution: In case of encountering situations leading to the exposure of your face to the above during a movie-shoot,chances are that you would end up dead at the end of the shoot.
The dirty school bus exiting the giant hole in the building is actually full of tough kids from the wrong side of town, thus explaining it going unnoticed. (0) Comments
The person who time and again has created and executed the most ridiculously elaborate plans will always claim that he's not really a planner. (0) Comments
If you're a costumed vigilante dealing with a city in chaos, go ahead and take the fall for those last several murders that the newly-deranged D.A. is responsible for. Don't, by any means, even think about blaming them on the murdering psychopathic guy who dresses like a clown, although he killed tons of people throughout the movie. (1) Comments
No matter how good a highly respected politician was five minutes ago, all it takes is a pep-talk from the psycho who killed the object of his romantic interest and caused half of his face to be burned off to cause him to go evil. (2) Comments
Ethical decisions will be solved faster by a rock-hard criminal than society's average Joe, which really proves the point that we are a bunch of jerks. (0) Comments
Batman's insane preparation habits rub off on those around him to the point where a relatively high-ranking police officer can run a gambit against a psychopathic clown that involves faking his own death even though he was never being targeted in the first place. (0) Comments
If Bruce Wayne puts on a Halloween costume, befriends the chief of police, and invades everyone's privacy, he is a hero, but when someone else does it, that person is up to no good. (3) Comments
The Batmobile is nothing but a big motorcycle with a lot of armor around it. If you lose the armor, you can always continue on two wheels. (0) Comments
Only real, [gay] men can pull OFF guyliner(s?).
You went the distance to properly use square brackets, but you couldn't fix his spelling mistakes, too? No, that'd be too much to ask, of course.
After watching his comrades being taken down by grappling wires in a helicopter and come crashing to the ground in a explosive death, a SWAT guy will still attempt to state the obvious in a comical fashion by saying "Okay, thats NOT good." (0) Comments
If you've got a dangerous criminal, don't bother putting him in a cell. Just leave him in an unlocked interrogation room with a single guard watching him. (0) Comments
I think it was going 2 b something like (1st she looks stunned 2 actually hear that Harvey got rescued b4 her). "Its ok Harvey some1 will come 4 me" more or less
Heath Ledger's Joker is pretty much a good guy. Jack Nicholson gases restaurants, whole parade crowds of people and poisons every consumer product in Gotham; Ledger pretty much only kills bad guys and blows up an evacuated dilapidated hospital so they can build a new one. Nicholson throws fiat money out of a helicopter like Ben Bernanke; Ledger steals money from crooks then burns it to stave off inflation. Batman is the real jerk crashing an expensive car! (1) Comments
If you are on the boat filled with good citizens and you have to decide to blow up the other boat filled with criminals such as murders, rapists, and thieves, just ignore that there are prison guards, the warren boat captain and his crew on that boat. That way you can feel less guilty if you ever decide to blow up that other boat. (0) Comments
A millionare vigilante can accomplish WAY more than an actual police force, the likes of which apparently sit on their butts all day giggling at what an odd shape their badges are. (0) Comments
Next time some clown shows up at your black tie gala saying he's tonight's entertainment, blast off your sawed-off first and face Johnny Law in court later. (0) Comments
The Joker is a man of simple things. Look at what he did to Gotham with just dynamite, and gunpowder, and gasoline and a pencil and grenades and guns and material to make custom suits and mask, and henchmen and a bazooka and a bus and an 18 wheeler, and enough explosives to blow up two ferry boats and a hospital. And they all have one thing in common. They're cheap! (0) Comments
When the Joker tell you that he is going to blow up both boats if one doesn't blow up the other, the parents with kids on board are not going to blow up the convicts who they know have the detonator to their own boat and the convicts are not going to overrun the guards. (0) Comments
Lucius Fox: Spying on 30 million people isn't part of my job description.
*NYC is largest city city in the U.S. at around 20 million*
Gotham is the largest city in the U.S.A. (0) Comments
It is not the case that if you do not speak clearly, then either you make sense or you don't make sense if and only if you speak clearly; therefore, there is no spoon. (1) Comments
So pretty much the exact same kind of retcon they gave Terry McGinnis. Oh, DC comics and your genetic engineering far beyond anything the human race will ever likely accomplish.
Yup. Barbara "Batgirl" Gordon has the same name as her adopted mother Barbara Keen-Gordon. Also, they retconned it so Babs MIGHT be Commissioner Gordon's biological daughter (fling with his sister-in-law). Oh comics . . .
I was at President Obama's meeting about the economy, and worried as I was, I told him that we needed to do something, that the economy sucked. He turned to me and asked me; "Why So Serious!?" (0) Comments
No matter how serious it is, I will from now on always react to any solemn face I see by "Why so serious?" if it doesn't help with their solemnness it sure is to drive them the hell off my creepy back. (0) Comments
Grumpy won't hesitate to kill a fellow robber who was opening the bank safe, but will hesitate with the fellow robber whom he suspected might kill him after they loaded the money up in bags. (0) Comments
The Joker planned to take over, and even destroy Gotham, not to mention intentionally corrupting the D.A., not that he's the type of guy who plans anything. Not at all. (0) Comments
Don't kill the guy who planned and succeeded in blowing up your girlfriend. Instead, go after and kill the people who failed to stop the guy who planned and succeeded in blowing up your girlfriend! (0) Comments
