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The Dark Knight

The Dark Knight
This list was started on 30th November 2009 by Anon
There are 141 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 30th September 2014

The Things I Learned . . .

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There's some irony in a burning fire truck.
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    Posted, 6th December 2009
    by Anon
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    Having a potato sack on your head is a sure ticket to be taken seriously as a hardened drug lord.
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      Posted, 30th November 2009
      by Anon
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      Never trust a magic performance involving a pencil and a deranged psychopath.
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      • 20th December 2009 by Anon
        I second that comment. Best magic trick ever.
      • 8th December 2009 by Anon
        Best part of the movie by far.
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      Posted, 30th November 2009
      by Anon
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      Nurse outfit + psychopath = explosive comedy
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        Posted, 2nd December 2009
        by Anon
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        We'll never know exactly HOW he got those scars.
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        • 14th September 2013 by Holla
          umm from makeup
        • 6th August 2011 by annaftw
          I like the Red Hood choice.
        • 3rd December 2009 by Anon
          As the man says in "The Killing Joke": "If I'm going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice!"
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        Posted, 1st December 2009
        by Anon
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        If someone's stomach lights up and rings, you should continue to stare at their stomach and find out what happens next.
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        • 25th January 2010 by Trioke
          Are you saying you wouldn't? Hell, I'd star and then some!
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        Posted, 4th December 2009
        by Loli Pop
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        Grabbing a wanted Chinese national is as easy as invading Chinese airspace.
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        • 25th January 2010 by Trioke
          Everything is easy when you're Batman; didn'cha know that?
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        Posted, 30th November 2009
        by Anon
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        Face-paint will keep you safe from explosions, concussions, shattered glass, and fire.
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        • 30th December 2009 by Gaurav
          In many movies, being awesome will keep you safe from *anything*.
        • 3rd December 2009 by Anon
          Lol, ain't that the truth.
        • 1st December 2009 by Anon
          Caution: In case of encountering situations leading to the exposure of your face to the above during a movie-shoot,chances are that you would end up dead at the end of the shoot.
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        Posted, 30th November 2009
        by Anon
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        When flying a helicopter, there's no such thing as flying dangerously low within city limits - especially if you're the police.
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          Posted, 30th November 2009
          by Anon
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          It's perfectly safe to ride a bike with enormous tires while you're wearing a long flowing cape.
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            Posted, 19th December 2009
            by Anon
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            The dirty school bus exiting the giant hole in the building is actually full of tough kids from the wrong side of town, thus explaining it going unnoticed.
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              Posted, 30th November 2009
              by Anon
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              If you're good at something, never do it for free.
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                Posted, 22nd December 2009
                by Oak
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                Gaining entrance to a fancy party can be achieved by both a millionaire in a helicopter and thugs in the elevator.
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                • 29th September 2012 by Movie Genius
                  Actually Bruce is a billionaire. That's why he's got lots of cool stuff.
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                Posted, 30th November 2009
                by Anon
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                There's always laughter in slaughter.
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                  Posted, 4th December 2009
                  by roxii
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                  Infection from severe burns can be staved off by great vengeance and furious anger alone!
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                  • 28th December 2009 by rachelrenegade
                    "...great vengeance and furious anger, those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers..." I see what you did there.
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                  Posted, 30th November 2009
                  by Anon
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                  If half of your face is burnt off, you can then survive a fatal car crash that you caused.
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                  • 8th December 2009 by Anon
                    Hey, he put on his seat belt.
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                  Posted, 1st December 2009
                  by Anon
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                  The person who time and again has created and executed the most ridiculously elaborate plans will always claim that he's not really a planner.
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                    Posted, 1st December 2009
                    by Adam
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                    Some magic tricks require no explanation.
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                      Posted, 6th December 2009
                      by Anon
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                      If you're a costumed vigilante dealing with a city in chaos, go ahead and take the fall for those last several murders that the newly-deranged D.A. is responsible for. Don't, by any means, even think about blaming them on the murdering psychopathic guy who dresses like a clown, although he killed tons of people throughout the movie.
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                      • 12th May 2011 by Aidan
                        That was the most insightful one here by far!
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                      Posted, 3rd May 2010
                      by KungFuMasterLarry
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                      No matter how good a highly respected politician was five minutes ago, all it takes is a pep-talk from the psycho who killed the object of his romantic interest and caused half of his face to be burned off to cause him to go evil.
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                      • 25th January 2010 by Trioke
                        You sure it was 5 minutes? I thought it was more like 3 minutes and half.
                      • 24th December 2009 by kvn8907
                        Dumbest part of the entire movie.
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                      Posted, 1st December 2009
                      by Anon
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                      Everyone has a crazy switch. Flip it, and suddenly you're crashing cars and threatening children.
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                      • 5th September 2013 by Movie Genius
                        That's human nature for you. Always one step away from murdering people.
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                      Posted, 6th December 2009
                      by Anon
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                      There is a city ordinance in Gotham that requires any building under construction to have a cell phone in every room.
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                        Posted, 22nd December 2009
                        by SonOfLiberty
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                        Ethical decisions will be solved faster by a rock-hard criminal than society's average Joe, which really proves the point that we are a bunch of jerks.
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                          Posted, 30th November 2009
                          by Anon
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                          Batman's insane preparation habits rub off on those around him to the point where a relatively high-ranking police officer can run a gambit against a psychopathic clown that involves faking his own death even though he was never being targeted in the first place.
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                            Posted, 4th December 2009
                            by Anon
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                            If Bruce Wayne puts on a Halloween costume, befriends the chief of police, and invades everyone's privacy, he is a hero, but when someone else does it, that person is up to no good.
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                            • 29th September 2012 by Movie Genius
                              Why does this make the good guy seem greedy? Am I the only one who's actually noticed?
                            • 13th November 2010 by ImNotWearingHockeyPants
                              Yeah, but he's not wearing hockey pants.
                            • 25th January 2010 by Trioke
                              Didn't you know? The rich and the poor lives by different rules!
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                            Posted, 29th December 2009
                            by daveyboy189
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                            After Batman shoots his blades from his gauntlet, the Joker will now have a fourth story on how he got his scars.
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                              Posted, 5th January 2010
                              by K2
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                              The Batmobile is nothing but a big motorcycle with a lot of armor around it. If you lose the armor, you can always continue on two wheels.
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                                Posted, 8th January 2010
                                by EF
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                                If Batman ever gets caught, he'll never go to jail. It was Alfred's idea.
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                                  Posted, 8th January 2010
                                  by EF
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                                  It's possible to speak intelligibly even though you're missing half your mouth.
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                                    Posted, 2nd March 2010
                                    by Anon
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                                    When you tell someone to let your friend go, make sure he's not dangling her from a window.
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                                      Posted, 10th March 2010
                                      by ekedolphin
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                                      Rachel Dawes looks different in this movie.
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                                      • 6th May 2010 by nikkabee
                                        And can actually act in this one.
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                                      Posted, 6th April 2010
                                      by agentdc7
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                                      Using cell phones to create images that look like scrambled porn is TOO MUCH POWER!
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                                      Posted, 28th April 2010
                                      by Reza
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                                      It's OK -- even encouraged! -- for the mayor to wear eyeliner.
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                                      • 25th January 2010 by Trioke
                                        Only real, [gay] men can pull OFF guyliner(s?). You went the distance to properly use square brackets, but you couldn't fix his spelling mistakes, too? No, that'd be too much to ask, of course.
                                      • 31st December 2009 by christian irony
                                        Only real, [gay] men can pull of guyliner.
                                      • 12th December 2009 by irg19
                                        Only real men can pull of guyliner.
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                                      Posted, 1st December 2009
                                      by Anon
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                                      Putting your seat belts on will save your life in a car crash if you were to kill the driver.
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                                        Posted, 22nd December 2009
                                        by k1ngv1rus
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                                        Your voice will get more intimidating if you dress up like an animal.
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                                          Posted, 8th February 2010
                                          by Demonzor
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                                          Drinks are never suspicious until after someone has sipped them.
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                                          • 16th March 2010 by Kikkomannrice
                                            Especially when said drink smokes after it has been sipped.
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                                          Posted, 30th November 2009
                                          by Anon
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                                          A metal detector at the front entrance of a secret meeting is easy bypassed by going in and out through the backdoor exit.
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                                            Posted, 19th December 2009
                                            by Anon
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                                            After watching his comrades being taken down by grappling wires in a helicopter and come crashing to the ground in a explosive death, a SWAT guy will still attempt to state the obvious in a comical fashion by saying "Okay, thats NOT good."
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                                              Posted, 17th January 2010
                                              by jimbob
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                                              The Joker's suit wasn't cheap.
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                                              • 10th March 2010 by ekedolphin
                                                You should know; you bought it.
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                                              Posted, 4th March 2010
                                              by Hedgehog
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                                              Always send your henchman to confront the crazy dude, but be sure to act like you were really really willing to do it first.
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                                                Posted, 30th November 2009
                                                by Anon
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                                                Always insult the security guard who is willing to kill you for no reason other than just that.
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                                                  Posted, 4th December 2009
                                                  by August
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                                                  Falling dozens of stories while holding on to another person and then smashing on top of a car won't hurt you or the other person at all.
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                                                    Posted, 19th December 2009
                                                    by Anon
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                                                    If you've got a dangerous criminal, don't bother putting him in a cell. Just leave him in an unlocked interrogation room with a single guard watching him.
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                                                      Posted, 25th December 2009
                                                      by kvn8907
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                                                      Teamwork and betrayals go great together in bank robberies.
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                                                        Posted, 4th January 2010
                                                        by K2
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                                                        Batman speaks in a hoarse voice to everyone. Even to Lucius.
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                                                          Posted, 4th January 2010
                                                          by K2
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                                                          Always consider into your calculations what will happen when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.
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                                                            Posted, 17th January 2010
                                                            by lazy
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                                                            What doesn't kill you simply makes you stranger.
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                                                              Posted, 4th March 2010
                                                              by Hedgehog
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                                                              We will never know what Rachel was going to say before she blew up. The mystery could drive a person insane, a.k.a. the Dent Syndrome.
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                                                              • 16th January 2010 by Sassy
                                                                I think it was going 2 b something like (1st she looks stunned 2 actually hear that Harvey got rescued b4 her). "Its ok Harvey some1 will come 4 me" more or less
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                                                              Posted, 1st December 2009
                                                              by Anon
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                                                              Dads force smiles.
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                                                                Posted, 2nd December 2009
                                                                by Anon
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                                                                Little girls have no social status whatsoever - hence Commissioner Gordon's daughter.
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                                                                  Posted, 4th December 2009
                                                                  by Fearkiller
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                                                                  Even main characters involved in love triangles with Batman aren't safe.
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                                                                    Posted, 4th December 2009
                                                                    by acid35
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                                                                    Batman does not like copycats because they wear hockey pads.
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                                                                    Posted, 4th January 2010
                                                                    by K2
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                                                                    Somehow nobody saw some mobsters carry a Batman-dressed corpse to the top of a building and hang it.
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                                                                      Posted, 11th January 2010
                                                                      by Evilgidgit
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                                                                      Gambol didn't get a nickel for his grandma.
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                                                                        Posted, 4th March 2010
                                                                        by Hedgehog
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                                                                        The best interrogations never start with the head.
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                                                                          Posted, 10th March 2010
                                                                          by Anon
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                                                                          Chinese are good with calculation.
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                                                                            Posted, 10th March 2010
                                                                            by Anon
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                                                                            Madness is like gravity, all it takes is a little push.
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                                                                              Posted, 16th March 2010
                                                                              by tenshi
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                                                                              Alfred will be alright, as soon as he learns the russian for "apply your own bloody suntan lotion"
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                                                                                Posted, 16th March 2010
                                                                                by tenshi
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                                                                                Big scary convicts will always choose to not blow up the boat with the citizens because criminals have a good moral compass.
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                                                                                  Posted, 23rd April 2010
                                                                                  by ml1313
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                                                                                  Only one person ever suspects that the richest man in Gotham is the superhero that uses multi-million dollar crime fighting technology.
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                                                                                  • 29th September 2012 by Movie Genius
                                                                                    Why did nobody say this before?
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                                                                                  Posted, 28th April 2010
                                                                                  by Reza
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                                                                                  If the clown-faced psychopath goads you into trying to hurt him then cracks his neck, back off or you'll be sorry.
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                                                                                    Posted, 4th December 2009
                                                                                    by Fearkiller
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                                                                                    Wearing top notch armor won't protect you from being wounded in a fight. This goes double if there are dogs involved.
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                                                                                      Posted, 4th December 2009
                                                                                      by ChiakiEiji
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                                                                                      Everyone should own at least one purple suit.
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                                                                                        Posted, 17th December 2009
                                                                                        by TiffYG2133
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                                                                                        Why shoot down a helicopter with RPGs when you can take it down just as well with grappling guns?
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                                                                                          Posted, 25th December 2009
                                                                                          by Windows
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                                                                                          Being a superhero, it's okay to smash concrete walls, run over and blow up other people's cars just as a distraction.
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                                                                                            Posted, 15th January 2010
                                                                                            by agentdc7
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                                                                                            Why so serious? will eventually replace This is Sparta!
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                                                                                              Posted, 22nd February 2010
                                                                                              by daveyboy189
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                                                                                              Before blowing up a hospital, always pause for hand sanitizer.
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                                                                                                Posted, 4th March 2010
                                                                                                by Hedgehog
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                                                                                                Some people can't be reasoned with; they just want to watch the world burn.
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                                                                                                  Posted, 18th March 2010
                                                                                                  by ekedolphin
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                                                                                                  Walk away from an explosion you caused and don't look back, it makes it that much more awesome.
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                                                                                                    Posted, 3rd April 2010
                                                                                                    by YesLiid
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                                                                                                    Punching people in the hand is a good way to get information out of them.
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                                                                                                      Posted, 28th April 2010
                                                                                                      by Reza
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                                                                                                      Heath Ledger's Joker is pretty much a good guy. Jack Nicholson gases restaurants, whole parade crowds of people and poisons every consumer product in Gotham; Ledger pretty much only kills bad guys and blows up an evacuated dilapidated hospital so they can build a new one. Nicholson throws fiat money out of a helicopter like Ben Bernanke; Ledger steals money from crooks then burns it to stave off inflation. Batman is the real jerk crashing an expensive car!
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                                                                                                      Posted, 3rd January 2012
                                                                                                      by broham
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                                                                                                      Cool story or speech by cool guy usually signals imminent death.
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                                                                                                        Posted, 30th November 2009
                                                                                                        by Anon
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                                                                                                        Explosives and gasoline make for cheep fun!
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                                                                                                          Posted, 4th December 2009
                                                                                                          by chobi chi
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                                                                                                          Bad things happen to people who lie to Batman/Bruce Wayne.
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                                                                                                          • 25th January 2010 by Trioke
                                                                                                            Well, aren't you the master of the obvious?
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                                                                                                          Posted, 6th December 2009
                                                                                                          by Anon
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                                                                                                          Batman gets to beat up the hostages and save the thugs this time.
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                                                                                                            Posted, 5th January 2010
                                                                                                            by K2
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                                                                                                            Schemes can be topped by a further diabolic counter scheme.
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                                                                                                              Posted, 13th February 2010
                                                                                                              by Anon
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                                                                                                              "Why so serious?"
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                                                                                                              • 7th April 2010 by megz baby
                                                                                                                my boyfriend cut his mouth just like that and he would always aske me this just like Heath Ledger
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                                                                                                              Posted, 24th February 2010
                                                                                                              by Kayla Colleen
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                                                                                                              You're not likely to learn anything by threatening a paranoid schizophrenic with a gun.
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                                                                                                                Posted, 10th March 2010
                                                                                                                by ekedolphin
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                                                                                                                Next time you try to kill a public official, I'd suggest you buy American.
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                                                                                                                  Posted, 10th March 2010
                                                                                                                  by ekedolphin
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                                                                                                                  when you're desperate you'll turn to a man you don't fully understand.
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                                                                                                                    Posted, 16th March 2010
                                                                                                                    by tenshi
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                                                                                                                    The way Gotham's inhabitants are losing their minds, they'll probably be doubling up at the mental institution sooner rather than later.
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                                                                                                                      Posted, 16th March 2010
                                                                                                                      by tenshi
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                                                                                                                      How is it that Batman has no limits, but Bruce Wayne does?
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                                                                                                                        Posted, 16th March 2010
                                                                                                                        by tenshi
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                                                                                                                        Blackmailining the wealthiest most powerful man in the world is not a good idea.
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                                                                                                                          Posted, 16th March 2010
                                                                                                                          by tenshi
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                                                                                                                          Bus lines always leave a gap for an escaping bank robber.
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                                                                                                                            Posted, 28th April 2010
                                                                                                                            by Reza
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                                                                                                                            Wearing a purple costume is good indication of being a psychopath
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                                                                                                                              Posted, 10th May 2010
                                                                                                                              by AHA
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                                                                                                                              Always trust a boss which you've never seen before ever, especially when robbing banks.
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                                                                                                                                Posted, 16th June 2010
                                                                                                                                by deadshaun46
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                                                                                                                                Batman CAN fly!
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                                                                                                                                  Posted, 8th July 2010
                                                                                                                                  by FERIS
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                                                                                                                                  Gotham City looks a lot like Chicago.
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                                                                                                                                    Posted, 15th November 2010
                                                                                                                                    by vfxfan
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                                                                                                                                    Batman's not wearing hockey pads.
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                                                                                                                                      Posted, 14th December 2010
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                                                                                                                                      If you are on the boat filled with good citizens and you have to decide to blow up the other boat filled with criminals such as murders, rapists, and thieves, just ignore that there are prison guards, the warren boat captain and his crew on that boat. That way you can feel less guilty if you ever decide to blow up that other boat.
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                                                                                                                                        Posted, 5th February 2011
                                                                                                                                        by AJwest
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                                                                                                                                        The Joker believes that whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you...stranger.
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                                                                                                                                          Posted, 16th March 2011
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                                                                                                                                          Punch in the face always beats gun, paper, scissors.
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                                                                                                                                          • 10th January 2013 by nee
                                                                                                                                            But that's a rock!
                                                                                                                                          • 2nd December 2009 by Anon
                                                                                                                                            And here I thought gun would win.
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                                                                                                                                          Posted, 30th November 2009
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                                                                                                                                          If the butler didn't do it, he sure could have done it, since he knows far more than Aristotle ever could have known about anything.
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                                                                                                                                            Posted, 30th November 2009
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                                                                                                                                            The people in charge won't get the big picture until after the crime has been committed: "Oh yeah, he really got me there!"
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                                                                                                                                              Posted, 30th November 2009
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                                                                                                                                              High social status and noble goals don't mean jack, 'cause we're all jerks at heart when pushed far enough.
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                                                                                                                                                Posted, 30th November 2009
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                                                                                                                                                A millionare vigilante can accomplish WAY more than an actual police force, the likes of which apparently sit on their butts all day giggling at what an odd shape their badges are.
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                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 7th December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                  Next time some clown shows up at your black tie gala saying he's tonight's entertainment, blast off your sawed-off first and face Johnny Law in court later.
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                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 15th December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                    Taking the bullet can also apply to vehicles.
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                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 4th January 2010
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                                                                                                                                                      Don't bother using your brain to make decisions. The coin always knows best.
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                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 27th October 2010
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                                                                                                                                                        When claiming a reward from mobsters, they will never take your weapons so you can get the jump on them later.
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                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 13th October 2011
                                                                                                                                                          by nerdplow
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                                                                                                                                                          When robbing a mob bank, remember the guy in the glass room always has a shotgun.
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                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 13th October 2011
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                                                                                                                                                            Lighting a stack of money will only burn on the half that is the Jokers.
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                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 13th October 2011
                                                                                                                                                              by nerdplow
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                                                                                                                                                              Don't raise your blinds when there are snipers around. They shoot first, ask questions later.
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                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 13th October 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                The Joker is a man of simple things. Look at what he did to Gotham with just dynamite, and gunpowder, and gasoline and a pencil and grenades and guns and material to make custom suits and mask, and henchmen and a bazooka and a bus and an 18 wheeler, and enough explosives to blow up two ferry boats and a hospital. And they all have one thing in common. They're cheap!
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                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 3rd January 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                  When the Joker tell you that he is going to blow up both boats if one doesn't blow up the other, the parents with kids on board are not going to blow up the convicts who they know have the detonator to their own boat and the convicts are not going to overrun the guards.
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                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 3rd January 2012
                                                                                                                                                                    by broham
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                                                                                                                                                                    Lucius Fox: Spying on 30 million people isn't part of my job description. *NYC is largest city city in the U.S. at around 20 million* Gotham is the largest city in the U.S.A.
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                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 30th September 2014
                                                                                                                                                                      by Josh
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                                                                                                                                                                      The Joker is so confused that he thinks he received the same face scarring from two different people!
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                                                                                                                                                                      • 21st November 2010 by Meushell
                                                                                                                                                                        Well, others didn't like it, but I thought it was funny.
                                                                                                                                                                      • 31st December 2009 by christian irony
                                                                                                                                                                        holy crap! did you see that? it was this guy's joke! it fell flat!
                                                                                                                                                                      • 17th December 2009 by Lixiaolong
                                                                                                                                                                        omg u cant be serious
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                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 30th November 2009
                                                                                                                                                                      by Anon
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                                                                                                                                                                      Tricked-out motorbikes are able to win against a semi without breaking a sweat.
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                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 30th November 2009
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                                                                                                                                                                        It is not the case that if you do not speak clearly, then either you make sense or you don't make sense if and only if you speak clearly; therefore, there is no spoon.
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                                                                                                                                                                        • 12th December 2009 by irg19
                                                                                                                                                                          LOL totally
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                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 30th November 2009
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                                                                                                                                                                        Apparently, Barbara Gordon is Commissioner Gordon's wife.
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                                                                                                                                                                        • 7th December 2009 by Anon
                                                                                                                                                                          So pretty much the exact same kind of retcon they gave Terry McGinnis. Oh, DC comics and your genetic engineering far beyond anything the human race will ever likely accomplish.
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                                                                                                                                                                          Yup. Barbara "Batgirl" Gordon has the same name as her adopted mother Barbara Keen-Gordon. Also, they retconned it so Babs MIGHT be Commissioner Gordon's biological daughter (fling with his sister-in-law). Oh comics . . .
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                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 1st December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                                        It makes perfect sense to try and get people to smile while you disfigure their faces. Otherwise the blood won't come as easily.
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                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 3rd December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                                          Nothing have effect after a nice punch in the face!
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                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 4th December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                                            And remember kids, becoming a terrorist is actually cheaper than becoming a Doctor.
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                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 4th December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                                              Who needs homeland security when we have a huge invasion of peoples rights at Wayne HQ where the R&D department never was.
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                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 6th December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                                                Clowns put a smile on my face!
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                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 9th December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                                                  I was at President Obama's meeting about the economy, and worried as I was, I told him that we needed to do something, that the economy sucked. He turned to me and asked me; "Why So Serious!?"
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                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 8th January 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                    I can save money on Halloween batman costume by just wearing a mask and a hockey pad
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                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 15th January 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                      That I believe in Harvey Dent, inspite of his indescretions.
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                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 16th January 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                        The Joker does not let just any1 in his crew, you hav 2 try-out in a timely manner.
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                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 16th January 2010
                                                                                                                                                                                          by Sassy
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                                                                                                                                                                                          No matter how serious it is, I will from now on always react to any solemn face I see by "Why so serious?" if it doesn't help with their solemnness it sure is to drive them the hell off my creepy back.
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                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 17th January 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                            I'm not the only one who would rather trust a convict over their life than a prison officer.
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                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 17th January 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                              Seeing a psychopath kill people using magic tricks is always entertaining.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 2nd February 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                A Joker looks good in a pink uniform with fire in the background...
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 24th February 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  If your good at something never do it for free.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 4th March 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    When did criminals ever believe in honor and respect?
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 16th March 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      The joker wears make-up to scare people.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 16th March 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        Of course they'll let you put some tables together if you own the place.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 16th March 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          Big scary convicts will always choose to not blow up the boat with the citizens because criminals have a good moral compass.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 23rd April 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                            Death metal singers would make great superheroes.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 28th April 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                              I learned how loyal a hungry dog can be!... ...They're NOT!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 30th September 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                Shotguns are standard tools for bank employees.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                • 2nd November 2012 by Flesh and Blood
                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Standard tools for "mob" bank employess
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 27th October 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                Even psychopaths are excited to hear about promotions within the police force.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 27th October 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Grumpy won't hesitate to kill a fellow robber who was opening the bank safe, but will hesitate with the fellow robber whom he suspected might kill him after they loaded the money up in bags.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 12th May 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                    When a deranged psychopath who has caused the death of alot of people is in your way RUN HIM OVER!!!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 29th June 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                      If Batman really wanted to kill the Joker he would have given him some prescription medication and alcohol.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 29th June 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                        The Joker planned to take over, and even destroy Gotham, not to mention intentionally corrupting the D.A., not that he's the type of guy who plans anything. Not at all.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 6th January 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                          A 20-year veteran of the police force should know better than to let himself be taunted by a madman.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 11th January 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                            When you flip a 18-wheeler over, a bunch of gas will fly out of the bottom to help it flip better.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 9th March 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Lamborghinis are inconspicuous.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 6th April 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                "What is that, a bazooka?" No, it's a chicken madras, you fucking idiot.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 23rd July 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Don't kill the guy who planned and succeeded in blowing up your girlfriend. Instead, go after and kill the people who failed to stop the guy who planned and succeeded in blowing up your girlfriend!
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