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Groundhog Day

Groundhog Day
This list was started on 2nd February 2010 by HermanoBluth
There are 54 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 2nd February 2015

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When cars/trucks flip over, they will always explode.
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    Posted, 17th February 2010
    by agentdc7
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    When you use another woman's name while making out with a woman on a first date, just propose marriage. That'll make everything alright.
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      Posted, 19th February 2010
      by JumpinJack
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      Bill Murray is worth exactly $339.88
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        Posted, 2nd February 2010
        by HermanoBluth
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        Even if she thinks she only taught you for one day, your piano teacher will still take credit for your piano playing.
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        Posted, 4th February 2010
        by Adam
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        Don't use alarm clocks that wake you up to a radio station.
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          Posted, 5th February 2010
          by Adam
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          People who hate small towns will always grow to love them if they have enough time.
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            Posted, 4th February 2010
            by Adam
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            It takes quite a few days to remember a giant pothole in the street.
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              Posted, 17th February 2010
              by agentdc7
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              Always toast to world peace.
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                Posted, 2nd February 2010
                by HermanoBluth
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                Wanna stop repeating the same 24 hours? Get the girl and townspeople to fall in love with you.
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                  Posted, 2nd February 2010
                  by HermanoBluth
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                  If you steal the groundhog, your cameraman will think you're into beastiality. Either that or the camera guy has a nasty mind.
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                    Posted, 17th February 2010
                    by agentdc7
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                    You can trick attractive women into having sex with you within a few hours if you know everything about them, but you can never trick the main female character.
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                      Posted, 17th February 2010
                      by agentdc7
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                      The people of Punxsutawney go to a place called Gobbler's Knob to worship a rodent. There's something REALLY wrong in that town...
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                        Posted, 19th February 2010
                        by JumpinJack
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                        It takes a supernatural-time bending event to turn narcissist assholes into good guys.
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                          Posted, 27th November 2010
                          by Thalidomide Squid
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                          That annoying short guy from high school now sells life insurance.
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                            Posted, 2nd February 2010
                            by HermanoBluth
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                            People will go to lengths to save a certain groundhog named Phil.
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                              Posted, 2nd February 2010
                              by HermanoBluth
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                              High School "it" couples love Wrestlemania.
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                                Posted, 2nd February 2010
                                by HermanoBluth
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                                Poetry and ice sculptures are the key to a girl's heart.
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                                  Posted, 2nd February 2010
                                  by HermanoBluth
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                                  If you want to get rid of that annoying talkative guy, act gay towards him.
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                                    Posted, 17th February 2010
                                    by agentdc7
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                                    If you have a choice of throwing up on the sidewalk or in the car, choose both.
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                                      Posted, 17th February 2010
                                      by agentdc7
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                                      At a bed and breakfast, check with your kitchen to see if you have deja vu. Guests might ask for it in the morning.
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                                        Posted, 17th March 2010
                                        by agentdc7
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                                        Letting the gopher drive the truck is a great idea.
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                                          Posted, 4th June 2010
                                          by The Cincinnati Kid
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                                          Living one day over and over again can be a fun learning experience, but when you're a good person, the day is over. :(
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                                          • 19th July 2014 by agentdc7
                                            But by that time, he already had all that fun and was probably bored by it anyways.
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                                          Posted, 9th October 2010
                                          by David Schofield
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                                          When you realize your actions make no difference in a day's time, that's when you start really having fun.
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                                            Posted, 3rd February 2011
                                            by AshBlaze
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                                            Bill Murray thinks Dr. Egon Spengler is a psychiatrist.
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                                              Posted, 11th June 2012
                                              by ShadowLion137
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                                              Homeless people will die anyway, no need to help them.
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                                                Posted, 4th February 2010
                                                by Adam
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                                                If someone is disgusted with your sudden binging, just reply "what?"
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                                                  Posted, 17th February 2010
                                                  by agentdc7
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                                                  Waking up at 6 AM is too early
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                                                    Posted, 24th May 2010
                                                    by Dominic
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                                                    Bill Murray is the talent and will not stay in a dump motel.
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                                                      Posted, 28th June 2010
                                                      by waydaddy6
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                                                      One of the first and possibly best things you could do when you keep repeating the same day is to continually commit suicide.
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                                                        Posted, 9th November 2011
                                                        by Movie Genius
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                                                        Bill Murray is the most talented man in the world.
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                                                          Posted, 11th June 2012
                                                          by ShadowLion137
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                                                          The best way to win over the hot girl in town is to say you sat behind her in some random high school class.
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                                                            Posted, 2nd February 2010
                                                            by HermanoBluth
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                                                            Always watch your step.
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                                                              Posted, 4th February 2010
                                                              by Adam
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                                                              Cher is the most perfect sound to wake up to first thing in the morning.
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                                                                Posted, 19th February 2010
                                                                by miquonranger03
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                                                                Nancy makes noises like a chipmunk when she gets really excited...
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                                                                • 21st June 2010 by agentdc7
                                                                  I wonder if he learned that part at night.
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                                                                Posted, 19th February 2010
                                                                by JumpinJack
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                                                                Nothing good can come from waking up every morning at 6am.
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                                                                  Posted, 19th February 2010
                                                                  by JumpinJack
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                                                                  Top hats are usually covering baldness.
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                                                                    Posted, 17th March 2010
                                                                    by agentdc7
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                                                                    Bill Murray MAKES the weather.
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                                                                      Posted, 3rd February 2011
                                                                      by AshBlaze
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                                                                      Of course, there wouldn't be any hot water today.
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                                                                        Posted, 3rd February 2011
                                                                        by AshBlaze
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                                                                        Don't forget your booties, cause its coooold out there. Don't forget your booties, cause its cooold out there. Don't forget your booties....
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                                                                          Posted, 14th April 2011
                                                                          by Boxsocks
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                                                                          What if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one, today!
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                                                                            Posted, 21st May 2011
                                                                            by AshBlaze
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                                                                            What they don't tell you in the end is that Bill had to repeat the following day over again till Chris Elliot fell in love with him.
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                                                                              Posted, 10th November 2011
                                                                              by RoC77
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                                                                              Then put your little hand in mine, there ain't no hill or mountain we can't climb...
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                                                                                Posted, 26th April 2012
                                                                                by SPCAndyJ
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                                                                                If you repeat the same day over and over again you will wake up with no scars but you get to keep the muscle memory of learning piano in your fingers.
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                                                                                  Posted, 17th June 2012
                                                                                  by SlipStool
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                                                                                  Getting laid is the key to escaping a time warp.
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                                                                                  • 19th July 2014 by agentdc7
                                                                                    With the right woman. Though they may not of had sex. They both had their clothes on the next morning.
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                                                                                  Posted, 1st March 2014
                                                                                  by username
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                                                                                  You can't get out of a time warp by killing yourself.
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                                                                                    Posted, 1st March 2014
                                                                                    by username
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                                                                                    If someone offers you $1000 to learn piano on the spot, throw out your current student immediately like a steaming pile of crap.
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                                                                                      Posted, 6th July 2014
                                                                                      by agentdc7
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                                                                                      Nancy makes noises like a chipmunk when she orgasms.
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                                                                                        Posted, 19th July 2014
                                                                                        by agentdc7
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                                                                                        The boy that Murray saved from falling was in the hospital at night with a leg cast. Nice little detail I never caught.
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                                                                                          Posted, 19th July 2014
                                                                                          by agentdc7
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                                                                                          The cameraman is worth 25 cents.
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                                                                                            Posted, 19th July 2014
                                                                                            by agentdc7
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                                                                                            Some people just won't thank you, even if you save them from a terrible falling from a tree a thousand times...
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                                                                                              Posted, 2nd February 2015
                                                                                              by Garga
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                                                                                              When you decide to take a shower, don't check the water temperature beforehand. Just jump in and open the water all over yourself.
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                                                                                                Posted, 2nd February 2015
                                                                                                by Garga
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                                                                                                Hot producers like to fool around in front of Blue Screens.
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                                                                                                  Posted, 2nd February 2015
                                                                                                  by Garga
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