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Kill Bill Volume 1

Kill Bill Volume 1
This list was started on 3rd February 2010 by NateSean
There are 105 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 10th January 2013

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Vernita Green lived in the only neighborhood in California where people don't immediately call the police when a gun shot is heard.
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    Posted, 3rd February 2010
    by NateSean
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    Writing a Death List won't draw attention in a post 9/11 climate.
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    • 15th February 2014 by cgabbard
      Kill Bill movies are set before 2001. This should be obvious because Elle Driver uses that clunky cell phone
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    Posted, 3rd February 2010
    by NateSean
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    Those darn sugary cereals will be the death of you.
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      Posted, 16th February 2010
      by JumpinJack
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      Hospitals housing coma patients have remarkably low security.
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        Posted, 3rd February 2010
        by NateSean
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        Interpol won't be looking for a rather easy to identify blonde woman who just cut someone's arm off in front of dozens of eye witnesses.
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          Posted, 3rd February 2010
          by NateSean
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          The Yakuza Boss who's extremely sensitive about her mixed heritage is pretty quick with jokes about the silly white girl with a sword.
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          • 25th February 2010 by NateSean
            Well when you're on the business end of the sword it puts things into prospective.
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          Posted, 16th February 2010
          by JumpinJack
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          Not a single hospital employee will notice the rape of one of the coma patients on a daily basis for three years.
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            Posted, 19th February 2010
            by miquonranger03
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            Don't ever bring up O-Ren Ishii's Chinese or American heritage as a negative. Just ask Tanaka...oh wait, you cant; she beheaded him for speaking about it.
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              Posted, 24th June 2011
              by rmdubuc
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              Inspite numerous warnings in hospitals throughout the country cell phones are infact safe to use around life monitoring equipment.
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                Posted, 3rd February 2010
                by NateSean
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                In Japan a woman can get away with cutting someone's male parts clear from their body.
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                  Posted, 3rd February 2010
                  by NateSean
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                  Wiggle your big toe.
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                    Posted, 6th February 2010
                    by bigsexy707
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                    Japanese, American, it doesn't matter. Charlie Brown is a born loser.
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                      Posted, 16th February 2010
                      by JumpinJack
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                      Y'know, Vernita Green has a pretty good reason to be upset about the assignment of the codename "Black Mamba." Not enough reason to shoot up a wedding, mind you, but a pretty good reason.
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                        Posted, 16th February 2010
                        by JumpinJack
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                        Being shot point-blank by a Colt .45 pistol in the head only causes a coma.
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                          Posted, 19th February 2010
                          by miquonranger03
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                          If someone killed the whole wedding party, it's safe to say that there was an objection to the union.
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                            Posted, 18th March 2010
                            by tenshi
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                            Killing a little girl's mother in front of her will yield no negative consequences at all.
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                              Posted, 24th December 2010
                              by YOSHA
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                              When you're the only known survivor of a professional styled massacre and the police know for a fact that you were getting married under an assumed identity, there will be no search for you when you've gone missing from the hospital where you were in a coma for four years.
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                                Posted, 3rd February 2010
                                by NateSean
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                                Even if you're really drunk, don't hit on Go Go Yubari... just don't...
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                                  Posted, 16th February 2010
                                  by JumpinJack
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                                  Hattori Hanzo likes baseball...
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                                    Posted, 16th February 2010
                                    by JumpinJack
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                                    After shooting up her wedding, her bridal party, her groom, the organ player and the minister in charge, Bill hopes that the Bride will understand his actions aren't sadistic. I think he's a couple sandwiches short of a picnic on that one...
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                                      Posted, 16th February 2010
                                      by JumpinJack
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                                      One woman. 88 trained and armed men. No problem!
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                                        Posted, 19th February 2010
                                        by miquonranger03
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                                        Limbs can be willed out of advanced atrophy within minutes through glaring and willpower.
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                                        • 25th February 2010 by NateSean
                                          Actually it was quite a few hours, which begs the question of how no one found her after she killed two men and went missing in the hospital.
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                                        Posted, 19th February 2010
                                        by miquonranger03
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                                        It's mercy, compassion and forgiveness she lacks, not rationality.
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                                          Posted, 18th March 2010
                                          by tenshi
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                                          Earl McGraw solved this case! It's the law that failed. (See also: Death Proof)
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                                            Posted, 12th February 2011
                                            by AshBlaze
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                                            At least O-Ren spares Charlie Brown.
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                                              Posted, 16th April 2011
                                              by Cjv95
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                                              Everything looks cooler in a yellow jumpsuit.
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                                                Posted, 24th June 2011
                                                by rmdubuc
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                                                O-Ren Ishii > Charlie's Angels
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                                                  Posted, 24th June 2011
                                                  by rmdubuc
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                                                  Bill will eventually be killed. Just not in this movie.
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                                                    Posted, 9th July 2011
                                                    by NateSean
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                                                    If you're lucky enough to escape with your life, you may go. But any limbs you lost are *BEEP*'s.
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                                                      Posted, 9th July 2011
                                                      by NateSean
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                                                      Nikki will be barely 17 by the time Volume 3 comes out.
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                                                        Posted, 9th July 2011
                                                        by NateSean
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                                                        You like swords? Hattori Hanzo likes baseball.
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                                                          Posted, 9th July 2011
                                                          by NateSean
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                                                          Silly Caucasian girl likes to play with Samurai swords.
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                                                            Posted, 9th July 2011
                                                            by NateSean
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                                                            Death in an assassin's sleep is a luxury they rarely afford.
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                                                              Posted, 9th July 2011
                                                              by NateSean
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                                                              When O-Ren Ishii starts speaking English, you know she's serious.
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                                                                Posted, 9th July 2011
                                                                by NateSean
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                                                                Elle may not like her. It doesn't mean she doesn't respect her.
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                                                                  Posted, 9th July 2011
                                                                  by NateSean
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                                                                  Killing someone in their sleep would lower a guy who just brutally murdered a church full of innocent people.
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                                                                    Posted, 9th July 2011
                                                                    by NateSean
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                                                                    If GoGo Yubari asks you if you'd like to screw her, that would be a good time to practice celibacy.
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                                                                      Posted, 9th July 2011
                                                                      by NateSean
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                                                                      For those regarded as warriors, when engaged in combat the vanquishing of thine enemy can be the warrior's only concern
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                                                                        Posted, 9th July 2011
                                                                        by NateSean
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                                                                        Suppress all human emotion and compassion. Kill whoever stands in thy way, even if that be Lord God, or Buddha himself. This truth lies at the heart of the art of combat.
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                                                                          Posted, 9th July 2011
                                                                          by NateSean
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                                                                          Saying yes to whatever selfish demand the Crazy 88's make is preferable to having your head cut off.
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                                                                          • 11th July 2011 by NateSean
                                                                            I was kind a hoping for a teensy bit of recognition, since my Clerks learnings pushed them over the 50 listings goal. Oh well, we'll see what happens.
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                                                                          Posted, 9th July 2011
                                                                          by NateSean
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                                                                          The Bride is most definitely unaware that her daughter is still alive.
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                                                                            Posted, 9th July 2011
                                                                            by NateSean
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                                                                            Revenge is like a forest. It can be easy to forget where you came in.
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                                                                              Posted, 11th July 2011
                                                                              by NateSean
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                                                                              You can kill a guy who drives a really easy to identify pick up truck and still drive said truck to the Mexican border without getting stopped.
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                                                                                Posted, 3rd February 2010
                                                                                by NateSean
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                                                                                Kenji is destined to get the sake...
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                                                                                  Posted, 16th February 2010
                                                                                  by JumpinJack
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                                                                                  Being in a coma requires an abortion.
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                                                                                  • 19th February 2010 by miquonranger03
                                                                                    Not really, but until the second movie came out, it seemed this way.
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                                                                                  Posted, 19th February 2010
                                                                                  by miquonranger03
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                                                                                  Revenge is a dish best served cold.
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                                                                                    Posted, 18th March 2010
                                                                                    by tenshi
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                                                                                    In order to make a hipster movie you will have to add the word "Volume" instead of simply 1,2,3
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                                                                                      Posted, 5th July 2010
                                                                                      by blogger de niro
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                                                                                      This is Bill at his most masochistic.
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                                                                                        Posted, 8th January 2011
                                                                                        by NateSean
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                                                                                        Talking about getting better with age...Elle Driver was that freaky hair dresser from Steel Magnolias.
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                                                                                          Posted, 24th June 2011
                                                                                          by rmdubuc
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                                                                                          When a Crazy 88 order's pizza, don't tell them it's not on the menu.
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                                                                                            Posted, 9th July 2011
                                                                                            by NateSean
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                                                                                            If *beep* wanted to get even with Vernita, she would kill Nikki. Then kill the good Doctor Bell. That would be even. It would be about squared.
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                                                                                              Posted, 9th July 2011
                                                                                              by NateSean
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                                                                                              You have to have big rats if you need Hattori Hanzo steel. Huge.
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                                                                                                Posted, 9th July 2011
                                                                                                by NateSean
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                                                                                                Hattori had a rather large obligation, considering his student.
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                                                                                                  Posted, 9th July 2011
                                                                                                  by NateSean
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                                                                                                  For a second there, BEEP thought it would be kinda easy.
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                                                                                                    Posted, 9th July 2011
                                                                                                    by NateSean
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                                                                                                    The extent of *Beep*'s mercy is your amputated form.
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                                                                                                      Posted, 9th July 2011
                                                                                                      by NateSean
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                                                                                                      When we do this depends on when you want to die. Today. Tomorrow. When?
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                                                                                                        Posted, 9th July 2011
                                                                                                        by NateSean
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                                                                                                        If you can't fight like a samurai, you can at least die like one.
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                                                                                                          Posted, 9th July 2011
                                                                                                          by NateSean
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                                                                                                          Ferraris are Italian trash.
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                                                                                                            Posted, 9th July 2011
                                                                                                            by NateSean
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                                                                                                            Nobody in a hospital will notice you if you are wearing heavy makeup with a color coordinated eye patch (with a Plus-sign on it no less).
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                                                                                                              Posted, 25th March 2012
                                                                                                              by qwkslvr
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                                                                                                              Pai Mei shaves his head and facial hair to work for the goddamn Japs he despises and he hasn't kept up with his Kung Fu
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                                                                                                                Posted, 25th March 2012
                                                                                                                by qwkslvr
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                                                                                                                Highly trained professional assasins can still miss a target by two feet from point blank range.
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                                                                                                                  Posted, 6th November 2012
                                                                                                                  by Faar
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                                                                                                                  You can take razor sharp Samurai swords on an airplane in a post-9/11 world.
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                                                                                                                    Posted, 10th January 2013
                                                                                                                    by Faar
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                                                                                                                    If you want to make something clear to Japanese people and you speak Japanese yourself, you say it out loud in English.
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                                                                                                                      Posted, 10th January 2013
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