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Kill Bill Volume 2

Kill Bill Volume 2
This list was started on 3rd February 2010 by NateSean
There are 102 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 13th September 2014

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When eating rice with Pai Mei, I'm guessing that asking for a fork is a REALLY bad idea.
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    Posted, 16th February 2010
    by JumpinJack
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    Cigars, scotch, women by the dozens. Esteban Viejo should be my personal hero, but actually, he just creeps me out. A lot.
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      Posted, 16th February 2010
      by JumpinJack
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      Hotel staff and guests are amazingly okay with loud gunfire.
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        Posted, 3rd February 2010
        by NateSean
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        Hattori Hanzo will break an oath he made before God if you drop your former boss and lover's name.
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        • 25th February 2010 by NateSean
          And Budd makes reference to the oath in 2.
        • 19th February 2010 by miquonranger03
          That's in Volume 1, not 2.
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        Posted, 3rd February 2010
        by NateSean
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        Telling your four year-old that you shot mommy in the same tone you would use to tell her you went for a ride in the park will have no lasting affect on your daughter's upbringing.
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          Posted, 3rd February 2010
          by NateSean
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          Never trust a one-eyed blonde assassin with severe attitude problems, especially when she's delivering a suitcase full of money...
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            Posted, 16th February 2010
            by JumpinJack
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            Losing an eye in no way impairs one's fighting skills.
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              Posted, 19th February 2010
              by miquonranger03
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              Uma's killed a hell of a lot of people to get to this point, but she has only one more. The last one. The one she's driving to right now. The only one left. And when Uma arrives at her destination, she is gonna kill Bill.
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                Posted, 24th June 2011
                by rmdubuc
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                A Texas funeral is a pretty nasty way to die.
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                  Posted, 9th July 2011
                  by NateSean
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                  Clark Kent is Superman's critique on the human race.
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                    Posted, 3rd February 2010
                    by NateSean
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                    Letting someone you love think you've been killed is cruel.
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                      Posted, 3rd February 2010
                      by NateSean
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                      How are you going to explain what happened to Daddy?
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                        Posted, 3rd February 2010
                        by NateSean
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                        Being killed in an ironic fashion by an ex-girlfriend must be a family trait.
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                          Posted, 3rd February 2010
                          by NateSean
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                          Beatrix deserves to die too.
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                            Posted, 3rd February 2010
                            by NateSean
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                            Do not open a bag from somebody you do not trust.
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                              Posted, 8th February 2010
                              by Demonzor
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                              "Priceless" in Budd's world is approximately $1 Million, unless he's hawkin' "Priceless" in El Paso. Then it's $250. Geez, local economies can really suck...
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                                Posted, 16th February 2010
                                by JumpinJack
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                                Karen Kim is a surgeon with a shotgun...
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                                  Posted, 16th February 2010
                                  by JumpinJack
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                                  Budd must really have gone all-in on his retirement from the assassination game, 'cause that Larry Gomez guy just seems to be begging for a whuppin'.
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                                    Posted, 16th February 2010
                                    by JumpinJack
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                                    When you have a priceless sword, sell it for a very small amount of money, even if you know you can easily get a million dollars for it.
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                                    • 8th January 2011 by NateSean
                                      We know he was lying to get Bill's goat though.
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                                    Posted, 19th February 2010
                                    by miquonranger03
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                                    Rock salt shotgun shells are easily and widely available.
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                                      Posted, 19th February 2010
                                      by miquonranger03
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                                      Your lover leaves you? KILL EVERYBODY.
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                                        Posted, 19th February 2010
                                        by miquonranger03
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                                        If you had to carry buckets of water up and down steps for a very long time, seeing them again makes you ache.
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                                          Posted, 18th March 2010
                                          by tenshi
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                                          Saying you'll do your best is hardly a promise.
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                                            Posted, 18th March 2010
                                            by tenshi
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                                            When you are old, you get lonely, only then do you learn the value of company.
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                                              Posted, 18th March 2010
                                              by tenshi
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                                              There are serious consequences to breaking the heart of a murdering bastard.
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                                                Posted, 18th March 2010
                                                by tenshi
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                                                Japs sure know how to hold a grudge, or Bill just brings out the worst in people.
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                                                  Posted, 18th March 2010
                                                  by tenshi
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                                                  Go ahead and feel free to have an all out battle in a trailer with a deadly black mamba roaming around.
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                                                    Posted, 27th November 2010
                                                    by Thalidomide Squid
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                                                    Bud should have packed down that dirt a bit more.
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                                                      Posted, 27th November 2010
                                                      by Thalidomide Squid
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                                                      Opening samurai swords in trailers is difficult.
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                                                        Posted, 27th November 2010
                                                        by Thalidomide Squid
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                                                        Beatrice Kiddo can snatch out your eye before you can blink.
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                                                          Posted, 27th November 2010
                                                          by Thalidomide Squid
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                                                          Pedicures involving eye-jam cost extra.
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                                                            Posted, 27th November 2010
                                                            by Thalidomide Squid
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                                                            Fish heads are unhealthy.
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                                                              Posted, 27th November 2010
                                                              by Thalidomide Squid
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                                                              If you're in a hurry for revenge, don't steal a car, just take a long barefoot walk in the desert without food or water.
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                                                                Posted, 27th November 2010
                                                                by Thalidomide Squid
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                                                                An asshole on your elbow is pretty useless.
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                                                                  Posted, 8th January 2011
                                                                  by NateSean
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                                                                  Bill finds the mythology surrounding superheros fascinating.
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                                                                    Posted, 8th January 2011
                                                                    by NateSean
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                                                                    No matter how fat her ass gets or how much barbecue she eats, Beatrix will always be a killer.
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                                                                      Posted, 8th January 2011
                                                                      by NateSean
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                                                                      No one remembers or gives a rats ass about Copperhead in Volume 2.
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                                                                        Posted, 8th January 2011
                                                                        by NateSean
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                                                                        Elle has no future.
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                                                                          Posted, 8th January 2011
                                                                          by NateSean
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                                                                          Elle was a bitch with no future.
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                                                                            Posted, 16th April 2011
                                                                            by Cjv95
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                                                                            Clark Kent is Superman's critique of humanity.
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                                                                              Posted, 30th June 2011
                                                                              by NateSean
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                                                                              Keep a pregnancy test handy. It may save your life one day.
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                                                                                Posted, 30th June 2011
                                                                                by NateSean
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                                                                                When trying to gain access to your mark's hotel room, be sure to clearly and loudly declare your name before blowing a hole through said door.
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                                                                                  Posted, 30th June 2011
                                                                                  by NateSean
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                                                                                  It doesn't say much about your skills as an assassin if you're easily spotted and identified in the middle of Los Angeles.
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                                                                                    Posted, 30th June 2011
                                                                                    by NateSean
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                                                                                    Expecting Bill when Bud calls you makes you a hateful bitch.
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                                                                                      Posted, 9th July 2011
                                                                                      by NateSean
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                                                                                      Beatrix had better damn well be flattered that Esteban would have made her his top whore.
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                                                                                        Posted, 9th July 2011
                                                                                        by NateSean
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                                                                                        The flashlight over a can of mace in the eye balls is a wise decision.
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                                                                                          Posted, 9th July 2011
                                                                                          by NateSean
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                                                                                          All rotten bastards get lonely every now and again.
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                                                                                            Posted, 9th July 2011
                                                                                            by NateSean
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                                                                                            If you can't break a wooden board at close range, you can't do it.
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                                                                                              Posted, 9th July 2011
                                                                                              by NateSean
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                                                                                              Wood should fear your hand.
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                                                                                                Posted, 9th July 2011
                                                                                                by NateSean
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                                                                                                For warriors and their enemies, there are only two "R's". Regret and relief.
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                                                                                                  Posted, 9th July 2011
                                                                                                  by NateSean
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                                                                                                  Elle feels regret more than relief. Regret that the greatest warrior she has ever known, met her end at the hands of a bushwacking, alchy piece of shit like Budd.
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                                                                                                    Posted, 9th July 2011
                                                                                                    by NateSean
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                                                                                                    Bill was a sucker for blondes.
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                                                                                                      Posted, 9th July 2011
                                                                                                      by NateSean
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                                                                                                      Bill was perfectly happy with Estaban telling Bea how to get there. How else would he have seen her again.
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                                                                                                        Posted, 9th July 2011
                                                                                                        by NateSean
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                                                                                                        Bill liked Tommy's hair.
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                                                                                                          Posted, 9th July 2011
                                                                                                          by NateSean
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                                                                                                          Calling Pei Mei a miserable old fool is a bad "EYE"dea. Ask Elle.
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                                                                                                            Posted, 9th July 2011
                                                                                                            by NateSean
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                                                                                                            If Bea had to make a list of impossible things that could never happen, Bill performing a coup de grace on her by busting a cap in her crown would be right at the top.
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                                                                                                              Posted, 9th July 2011
                                                                                                              by NateSean
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                                                                                                              Budd can take out a woman who single-handedly cut to pieces the whole Crazy 88 gang, but he can't dodge a snake.
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                                                                                                                Posted, 4th August 2014
                                                                                                                by IndigoBalls
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                                                                                                                Just because someone says "Wakey, wakey, eggs and bakey" does not mean that person will actually supply you with eggs, bacon, or any sort of breakfast whatsoever.
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                                                                                                                  Posted, 13th September 2014
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