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Ghostbusters

Ghostbusters
This list was started on 5th February 2010 by NateSean
There are 72 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 18th April 2016

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Yes, it's true: This man has no dick.
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    Posted, 9th March 2010
    by ekedolphin
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    If someone asks you if you're a god, you always, ALWAYS say YES!
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    • 23rd May 2010 by thugz4real
      damn! i was just about to add this! lol
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    Posted, 18th March 2010
    by tenshi
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    Dr. Peter Venkman, takes 300cc of Thorazine with him when he is going on a date.
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    • 15th May 2012 by ekedolphin
      He must have had the same kinda girlfriends I had.
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      Good call!
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    Posted, 21st September 2010
    by Bacupboy
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    If you're a geeky accountant your only chance of having sex with a hot musician is getting possessed by a demon.
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      Posted, 5th February 2010
      by NateSean
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      When renting an apartment in New York always check to see if the builder worshipped any ancient deities.
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        Posted, 5th February 2010
        by NateSean
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        When your accountant invites you to a party it's just so he can write it off as a business meeting.
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          Posted, 5th February 2010
          by NateSean
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          Staypuft Marshmallow man is the most harmless form of The Destroyer anyone can think of.
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            Posted, 5th February 2010
            by NateSean
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            Never cross the streams.
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              Posted, 3rd March 2010
              by K2
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              Somebody let Louis in!
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                Posted, 23rd May 2010
                by thugz4real
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                If you want to hit on young college girls, cause physical electrical pain to the person in the room that has a better chance than you.
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                  Posted, 30th May 2010
                  by ZombiejesusII
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                  Winston has seen shit that will turn you white.
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                    Posted, 21st September 2010
                    by Bacupboy
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                    If the place has a pole, the Ghostbusters will take it.
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                    • 15th May 2012 by ekedolphin
                      I love Ray in that scene: "Hey, does this pole still work!" He's such a goofy kid at heart.
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                    Posted, 11th July 2011
                    by The Superior
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                    People in nice glass restaurants don't care if you are about to be possessed by a demon dog.
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                      Posted, 11th July 2011
                      by The Superior
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                      Zull has a short memory span.
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                        Posted, 5th February 2010
                        by NateSean
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                        If you're the cofounder of the Ghostbusters, your best chance of having sex with the hot musician is to try to talk about her paranormal experience over dinner.
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                          Posted, 5th February 2010
                          by NateSean
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                          Causing thousands of dollars in collateral damage is the best way to rake in business in New York City.
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                            Posted, 5th February 2010
                            by NateSean
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                            Even if you clear the place of ghost new people die everyday
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                              Posted, 17th April 2010
                              by BJ 40
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                              No one really tried to eat giant marshmallow man seriously, the poor street cleaners:(
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                                Posted, 3rd August 2010
                                by cortex
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                                When someone asks you if you're a God, you say YES!
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                                  Posted, 19th March 2011
                                  by SoraKari
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                                  A disaster of biblical proportions is characterized by one or more of the following: fire and brimstone coming down from the skies, rivers and seas boiling, forty years of darkness, earthquakes, volcanoes, the dead rising from the grave, human sacrifice, and/or dogs and cats living together.
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                                    Posted, 19th March 2011
                                    by djMADsKiLLz
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                                    Gozer is whatever it wants to be.
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                                      Posted, 11th July 2011
                                      by The Superior
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                                      Egon would have drilled a hole through his head if Venkman wouldn't have stopped him.
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                                        Posted, 11th July 2011
                                        by The Superior
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                                        If a hot a woman answers the door and says "are you the key master?" Say yes or else she will just shut the door on you and you won't get any.
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                                          Posted, 11th July 2011
                                          by The Superior
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                                          When you sign up for an experiment to test if you have psychic ability, be sure to tick blonde and female off on the screening questionare.
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                                            Posted, 5th February 2010
                                            by NateSean
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                                            While most household accidents happen in the bathroom, all paranormal experiences happen in your kitchen, and more specifically, the fridge.
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                                              Posted, 16th February 2010
                                              by UsernameTed
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                                              When shooting a television commercial, and you have to step forward, look at the ground to see where you need to step. No one will lose confidence in you.
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                                                Posted, 16th February 2010
                                                by UsernameTed
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                                                I am very, VERY glad that the horse turned out not to be the Gatekeeper.
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                                                  Posted, 12th March 2010
                                                  by ekedolphin
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                                                  YOU WILL PERISH IN FLAMES!
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                                                    Posted, 12th March 2010
                                                    by ekedolphin
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                                                    Always call the Ghostbusters. are they a tab bit incompitent? Yes. Will they get the job done after causing a bit of damage? YES! (Do we still love them for it? HELL YEAH!)
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                                                      Posted, 8th April 2010
                                                      by Ally Kat
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                                                      That ghosts hate it when you play a high C on the piano.
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                                                        Posted, 2nd May 2010
                                                        by blinghurst
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                                                        If you want to hit on young college girls, cause physical electrical pain to the person in the room that has a better chance than you.
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                                                          Posted, 30th May 2010
                                                          by ZombiejesusII
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                                                          Crossing streams is always a good thing.
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                                                            Posted, 9th July 2010
                                                            by FERIS
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                                                            Crossing the streams means more then an awkward moment at a truck stop bathroom!
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                                                              Posted, 19th July 2010
                                                              by ryan corderman
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                                                              Bill Murray can get away with being sarcastic to the mayor.
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                                                                Posted, 7th December 2010
                                                                by NateSean
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                                                                The Ghostbusters will charge you up the ass for one ghost extraction.
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                                                                  Posted, 24th December 2010
                                                                  by killbot
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                                                                  The next time you feel like entertaining a lady friend at your apartment... please try not to offer them mineral water.
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                                                                    Posted, 9th February 2011
                                                                    by Raajnie
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                                                                    There is no Dana, only Zuul.
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                                                                      Posted, 19th March 2011
                                                                      by SoraKari
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                                                                      Just when everything is going just fine, dickless here will turn off the power.
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                                                                        Posted, 19th March 2011
                                                                        by djMADsKiLLz
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                                                                        You're right, no human would stack books like this.
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                                                                          Posted, 11th July 2011
                                                                          by The Superior
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                                                                          Bill Murray already got slimed so he gets the least amount of marshmallow entrails on top of him.
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                                                                            Posted, 11th July 2011
                                                                            by The Superior
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                                                                            The walls in the 53rd precinct were bleeding.
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                                                                              Posted, 11th July 2011
                                                                              by The Superior
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                                                                              Nobody steps on a church in my town!
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                                                                                Posted, 11th July 2011
                                                                                by The Superior
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                                                                                Egon is so smart that he figures out how to capture and contain a ghost after standing 10 feet from one for a few minutes and everyone goes along with it without asking a single question.
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                                                                                  Posted, 11th July 2011
                                                                                  by The Superior
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                                                                                  They are ready to believe you.
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                                                                                    Posted, 11th July 2011
                                                                                    by The Superior
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                                                                                    His eminence thinks its a sign from God but I wouldn't quote him on it.
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                                                                                      Posted, 11th July 2011
                                                                                      by The Superior
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                                                                                      Dead 1980s comedians are most likely come back as green legless ghosts.
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                                                                                        Posted, 26th June 2015
                                                                                        by P4PZ
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                                                                                        Zuul has a wonderful singing voice.
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                                                                                          Posted, 18th April 2016
                                                                                          by agentdc7
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