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The Incredible Hulk

The Incredible Hulk
This list was started on 13th February 2010 by Anon
There are 56 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 25th July 2014

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Stretch pants are a monster's best friend.
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    Posted, 13th February 2010
    by Anon
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    Wise old pizza-men always believe in you.
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      Posted, 13th February 2010
      by Anon
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      Somehow, only 2 students will directly witness the massive battle at their university.
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      • 29th June 2014 by Creamlord666
        Plus they filmed only running soldiers, not the hulking creature reason why they are running.
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      Posted, 13th February 2010
      by Anon
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      Even brilliant professors use emoticons :)
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        Posted, 13th February 2010
        by Anon
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        Everyone, no matter your skill level, falls for the pillows-under-the-blanket trick.
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        • 29th June 2014 by Creamlord666
          Yeah, blowing up a door with C4 does not wake the objective and thus does not made the special forces suspicious.
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        Posted, 13th February 2010
        by Anon
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        The guy who takes the random back alley will always find you first.
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          Posted, 13th February 2010
          by Anon
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          Arm yourself with pizza, and you can gain access into any place whatsoever.
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          • 29th June 2014 by Creamlord666
            Right, who need hacking skills when a pizza brings you anywhere you want?
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          Posted, 13th February 2010
          by Anon
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          If your old flame appears, quickly drop your present one like he's a bag of flaming poo.
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          • 15th February 2010 by JumpinJack
            You had me at "bag of flaming poo"... I'm so adolescent...
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          Posted, 13th February 2010
          by Anon
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          Nothing says "abomination" louder than missing genitalia.
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          • 15th February 2010 by agentdc7
            Ahh, you beat me to it!
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          Posted, 13th February 2010
          by Anon
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          If you've just taken a cure to rid yourself of the hulk disease, and you really hope it worked, you should test it by trying to commit suicide by jumping out of a helicopter. You'll know it worked if you're dead.
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            Posted, 12th July 2012
            by FilthyHarry
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            No matter where you are, there's always some jerk who's there just to piss you off.
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              Posted, 13th February 2010
              by Anon
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              Possibly, Stan Lee will be the next Hulk, or at the very least the next Bill Bixby.
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                Posted, 13th February 2010
                by Anon
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                It can't hurt to test a highly theoretical experiment on yourself.
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                  Posted, 13th February 2010
                  by Anon
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                  Badly lit medical rooms go hand in hand with risky medical procedures involving very large needles.
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                    Posted, 13th February 2010
                    by Anon
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                    Your lovelife must be non-existent when the Hulk even blocks it.
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                    • 19th April 2010 by Anon
                      "It's okay..."
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                    Posted, 13th February 2010
                    by Anon
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                    An aggressive New York taxi driver? Who'd have thought it possible!?
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                      Posted, 13th February 2010
                      by Anon
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                      You can count on science guys to always do the right things - right?
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                        Posted, 13th February 2010
                        by Anon
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                        Surely there must be something in British Columbia, Canada - the home of North American Amsterdam - that can mellow out a green fellow.
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                        • 16th February 2010 by Anon
                          Yeah bub, this one goes out to my fellow Johnny and Jane Canucks.
                        • 15th February 2010 by JumpinJack
                          As a British Columbian, I have *no* idea what you're talking about... wink, wink, nudge, nudge...
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                        Posted, 13th February 2010
                        by Anon
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                        A soldier's initial reaction on seeing a rocket launcher will be, 'sweeeeeet!'
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                          Posted, 15th February 2010
                          by jimbob
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                          Don't make Bruce hungry. You wouldn't like him when he's hungry.
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                            Posted, 15th February 2010
                            by agentdc7
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                            If you want to keep your pulse below 200, move into an overpopulated slum and work in a glass bottling factory.
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                              Posted, 5th February 2011
                              by Funfun
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                              You must be crazy if you walk up to the hulk and ask is that all you got
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                                Posted, 25th July 2014
                                by smartguy360
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                                Blonsky like hitting people
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                                  Posted, 25th July 2014
                                  by smartguy360
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                                  Hulk Smash is the best line in the movie
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                                    Posted, 25th July 2014
                                    by smartguy360
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                                    Grover speaks Portuguese?
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                                      Posted, 13th February 2010
                                      by Anon
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                                      Don't check to see if the bottles themselves have any blood in or on them.
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                                        Posted, 13th February 2010
                                        by Anon
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                                        Hulk have Hulk cells.
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                                          Posted, 13th February 2010
                                          by Anon
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                                          When you have the chance to capture a fugitive, just glare menacingly at him, instead of arming yourself with a stun gun.
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                                            Posted, 13th February 2010
                                            by Anon
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                                            Trying to evade multiple people? Loudly stomp around the factory; they won't hear you at all.
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                                              Posted, 13th February 2010
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                                              Wait until the last second to leap out of the way of a very large storage tank that's chasing you.
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                                                Posted, 13th February 2010
                                                by Anon
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                                                Just like Ralph Wiggum, you can see Bruce Banner's heart break at 36:15 into the film.
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                                                  Posted, 13th February 2010
                                                  by Anon
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                                                  Background storms foreshadow impending havoc and inner turmoil.
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                                                    Posted, 13th February 2010
                                                    by Anon
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                                                    Rather than letting Forrest Supersoldier Gump easily catch Banner, the military would sooner risk chasing and aggravating the guy you really don't want to get mad.
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                                                      Posted, 13th February 2010
                                                      by Anon
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                                                      Go on, ask the Hulk if that's all he's got.
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                                                        Posted, 13th February 2010
                                                        by Anon
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                                                        Some people attract bad luck when helicopters are around.
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                                                          Posted, 13th February 2010
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                                                          Dead bodies are pillowy soft and will save you from an air crash.
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                                                            Posted, 13th February 2010
                                                            by Anon
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                                                            A high ranking 3-star U.S general can screw up multiple operations time and time again, seemingly without facing any disciplinary actions.
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                                                              Posted, 13th February 2010
                                                              by Anon
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                                                              If you wanna get rid of flames clap your hands (really hard).
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                                                                Posted, 15th February 2010
                                                                by agentdc7
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                                                                Gracies can do weird things with their tummies.
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                                                                  Posted, 15th February 2010
                                                                  by agentdc7
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                                                                  There's a lot of people out there that look like Stan Lee.
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                                                                    Posted, 15th February 2010
                                                                    by agentdc7
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                                                                    The majority of pants are made with elastic material just in case Bruce Banner decides to wear it.
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                                                                      Posted, 15th February 2010
                                                                      by agentdc7
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                                                                      Girls like to take showers with open windows.
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                                                                      • 29th June 2014 by Creamlord666
                                                                        In one of the most populated areas in the world.
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                                                                      Posted, 15th February 2010
                                                                      by agentdc7
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                                                                      To get past security guards, offer them meat lover's pizza.
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                                                                        Posted, 15th February 2010
                                                                        by agentdc7
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                                                                        Lou Ferringo works as a security guard after the television series was done.
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                                                                          Posted, 20th November 2010
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                                                                          When you smash the crap out of a hummer, all the passengers will conveniently fall out so you won't look like a murderer.
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                                                                            Posted, 20th November 2010
                                                                            by agentdc7
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                                                                            It is possible to see a hand come out of a hole in the ground from a plane flying 200 feet in the air, just as long as it belongs to the main character.
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                                                                              Posted, 1st May 2011
                                                                              by Sandman47
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                                                                              It is possible to illegally cross the US-Border from Mexico without any passport or money.
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                                                                                Posted, 29th June 2014
                                                                                by Creamlord666
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                                                                                Bruce Banner rather let his "Hulk" dangling around than wear purple pants.
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                                                                                  Posted, 29th June 2014
                                                                                  by Creamlord666
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                                                                                  Bruce Banners blood is only green when looking through a microscope.
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                                                                                    Posted, 29th June 2014
                                                                                    by Creamlord666
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                                                                                    A random stranger that wants to help you is trustworthy enough to send him blood samples, instead of asking the other - more well-known cellular biologist doctor - that happens to be you ex-girlfriend reason why you want to be cured.
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                                                                                      Posted, 29th June 2014
                                                                                      by Creamlord666
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                                                                                      Neither SHIELD nor Homeland Security, not even the FBI will interfere when the US-Army unleashes war on the campus of an US-American University.
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                                                                                        Posted, 29th June 2014
                                                                                        by Creamlord666
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                                                                                        When a soldier finds a bazooka in his Humvee, he will immediately fire it in a dense populated urban area without an attack order.
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                                                                                          Posted, 29th June 2014
                                                                                          by Creamlord666
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                                                                                          When you crash on a roof with your army helicopter in New York (Harlem) and two oversized monsters of destruction happen to fight there to the death, its quite normal that civilans with kids and police men will appear on the roof to watch the end of the battle.
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                                                                                            Posted, 29th June 2014
                                                                                            by Creamlord666
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                                                                                            The incredible Hulk can be forced on his knees by the power of dubstep.
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                                                                                              Posted, 29th June 2014
                                                                                              by Creamlord666
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                                                                                              This movie features two Hulks and two Bruce Banners.
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                                                                                                Posted, 29th June 2014
                                                                                                by Creamlord666
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                                                                                                Lou Ferringo even worked as a security guard in the Ang Lee version of the Hulk from 2003. Should he not have been very suspicious of the new Bruce Banner guy after what happened with the last one?
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                                                                                                  Posted, 7th July 2014
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