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The Happening

The Happening
This list was started on 14th February 2010 by jimbob
There are 34 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 21st July 2014

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When someone jumps into a lion enclosure, be sure to film it.
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    Posted, 14th February 2010
    by jimbob
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    Plastic. I'm talking to a plastic plant. I'm still doing it.
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      Posted, 22nd May 2010
      by thugz4real
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      When plants are the cause of the problems, head to woody areas.
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        Posted, 14th February 2010
        by jimbob
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        When Mark Wahlberg's acting is good, it's REALLY good. However, when his acting is poor, it's REALLY, REALLY, REALLY horrible
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          Posted, 20th October 2010
          by AKenjiB
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          Hotdogs get a bad rep, they have a nice shape...full of protein.
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            Posted, 14th February 2010
            by jimbob
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            Don't eye an old woman's lemon drink.
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              Posted, 14th February 2010
              by jimbob
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              When you see wind...RUN AWAY!!
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                Posted, 14th February 2010
                by jimbob
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                High school students find it funny and not lame when their teacher refers to the head mistress as 'the dark lord.'
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                  Posted, 14th February 2010
                  by jimbob
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                  The only thing stopping everybody in the world from committing suicide immediately is a single, very easily disabled, part of the brain.
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                    Posted, 19th February 2010
                    by miquonranger03
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                    No one knows where Filbert, Pennsylvania is.
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                      Posted, 22nd May 2010
                      by thugz4real
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                      No one cares about the bees
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                        Posted, 22nd May 2010
                        by thugz4real
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                        If anything strange is going on, especially in New York, then it's gotta be a terrorist attack.
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                          Posted, 22nd May 2010
                          by thugz4real
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                          'Cheese and crackers' is the new phrase to use when expressing shock.
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                            Posted, 14th February 2010
                            by jimbob
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                            Zooey Deschanel doesn't like hotdogs.
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                              Posted, 14th February 2010
                              by jimbob
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                              Old women are highly suspicious.
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                                Posted, 14th February 2010
                                by jimbob
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                                Don't worry, your side arm is your friend!
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                                • 19th March 2011 by becki
                                  wasn't it 'fire arm'?
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                                Posted, 22nd May 2010
                                by thugz4real
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                                Just when you thought there couldn't be any more evil that can be invented, you find out that your front lawn could be lethal.
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                                  Posted, 22nd May 2010
                                  by thugz4real
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                                  M. Night shows us he doesn't have anything left.
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                                    Posted, 8th August 2010
                                    by jacobdfl
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                                    If you can't actually be bothered making a film properly, just film plants blowing in the wind!
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                                      Posted, 23rd August 2010
                                      by Mr stewie
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                                        Posted, 22nd November 2010
                                        by AKenjiB
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                                        It really is possible to walk backwards without tripping over everything!
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                                          Posted, 8th February 2011
                                          by Onthinice
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                                          I'm sure there were plenty of gas masks to go around.
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                                            Posted, 21st September 2012
                                            by Movie Genius
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                                            M Night Shyamalan wanted "The Happening" to be better appreciated. Thus he made such crap afterwards like THE LAST AIRBENDER, DEVIL, AFTER EARTH, etc . . . to make it look good in comparison!
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                                              Posted, 21st July 2014
                                              by KGator
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                                              Everything bad happens to people in Pennsylvania.
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                                                Posted, 19th February 2010
                                                by miquonranger03
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                                                When everyone around you starts to kill themselves, hold your breathe.
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                                                  Posted, 20th February 2010
                                                  by gagster
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                                                  Mother Nature will kill zoo employees, old ladies, soldiers, farmers, construction workers, and John Leguizamo but she won't kill hipsters, emotionless little girls, and science teachers.
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                                                    Posted, 4th May 2010
                                                    by HermanoBluth
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                                                    Never buy a jeep. Before you know it your roof is ripped and you go flying through the windshield.
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                                                      Posted, 22nd May 2010
                                                      by thugz4real
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                                                      So, is the disease floating around in the air and killing people a metaphor for viruses we can't see with the naked eye???
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                                                      • 21st September 2012 by Movie Genius
                                                        That's actually a really simplistic explanation. My dad pointed out about the sceptics near the end of the film, and that it was a warning. It represented how sometimes we don't realise things until it's too late.
                                                      • 30th December 2010 by kjk
                                                        Nope. It's a metaphor for the crappy way in which we treat our planet
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                                                      Posted, 9th July 2010
                                                      by FERIS
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                                                      M. Night Shyamalan will make you never trust your house plant again.
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                                                        Posted, 27th July 2010
                                                        by ryan corderman
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                                                        Plastic. Mark Wahlberg is talking to a plastic plant. He's still doing it.
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                                                          Posted, 20th October 2010
                                                          by AKenjiB
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                                                          Your firearm is your friend, it will never leave your side.
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                                                            Posted, 30th December 2010
                                                            by kjk
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                                                            When attempting suicide in a lion enclosure be sure to have him rip off your arms, because that's much more effective than, say, letting him bite your JUGULAR.
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                                                              Posted, 8th February 2011
                                                              by Onthinice
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                                                              Because in the eternal war of plants versus animals, plants have finally figured out mankind's weakness . . . his innate desire to commit suicide. That should go well for the tree population . . . I mean its not like we could . . . you know . . . burn them all to the ground as a precautionary measure.
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                                                                Posted, 21st July 2014
                                                                by KGator
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                                                                This movie scared me so much I may never mow the lawn again!
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                                                                  Posted, 21st July 2014
                                                                  by KGator
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