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Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory
This list was started on 19th February 2010 by Sparky
There are 76 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 19th February 2016

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It's amazing to take a giant piece of chocolate that could feed 100+ people and shrink it into a regular sized bar that could feed one person.
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    Posted, 1st March 2010
    by agentdc7
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    Viewers were much more satisfied with the release of this film on DVD solely for the ability to skip "Don't Cry, Charlie" completely.
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    • 21st March 2012 by bourbonphantom
      I liked the DVD better because it allowed me to skip the entire movie.
    • 21st March 2012 by agentdc7
      Really?
    • 17th March 2010 by ekedolphin
      God, yes. And Charlie's the kid we're supposed to be rooting for, remember. Don't cry, emo kid!
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    Posted, 16th March 2010
    by Kikkomannrice
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    If you own a chocolate factory, make sure you put pointless things in it like scary tunnels.
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      Posted, 20th February 2010
      by Demonzor
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      Children can legally purchase tobacco.
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        Posted, 24th February 2010
        by Abrina7
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        When children get off from school, they get a free buffet at the candy store.
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        • 22nd June 2015 by agentdc7
          Except Charlie though.
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        Posted, 28th February 2010
        by agentdc7
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        One of the Oompa Loompas can't do a cartwheel properly.
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          Posted, 28th February 2010
          by agentdc7
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          Idiotic insecure teachers must occasionally boast on a student for not knowing something to try to prove he's a teacher.
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            Posted, 1st March 2010
            by agentdc7
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            When a kid falls into a chocolate river be concerned... for the chocolate.
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              Posted, 16th November 2010
              by Hayleychaotix
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              You can get a gun when you're 12.
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              • 28th February 2010 by agentdc7
                I used to believe this when I watched it as a kid.
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              Posted, 19th February 2010
              by Sparky
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              Snozberries tastes like snozberries.
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                Posted, 28th February 2010
                by agentdc7
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                Four people can live and sleep in the same bed. Eww.
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                  Posted, 1st March 2010
                  by agentdc7
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                  Back in the day, there were supercomputers that could predict with a high degree of accuracy the location of winning tickets. Unfortunately, these computers were pompous and unwilling to share such knowledge.
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                    Posted, 6th June 2011
                    by SPCAndyJ
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                    A million pieces take a long time to put together.
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                      Posted, 19th February 2010
                      by Sparky
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                      Where is fancy bred, in the heart or in the head?
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                        Posted, 19th February 2010
                        by Sparky
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                        Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.
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                          Posted, 19th February 2010
                          by Sparky
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                          Always read the fine print of any contract you sign.
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                            Posted, 21st February 2010
                            by Sherlock Junior
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                            The best chocolate in the world is mixed by waterfall.
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                              Posted, 22nd February 2010
                              by Sherlock Junior
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                              Golden tickets make the chocolate taste terrible.
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                                Posted, 22nd February 2010
                                by Sparky
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                                What would a computer do with a lifetime's supply of chocolate?
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                                  Posted, 22nd February 2010
                                  by Sparky
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                                  The man who suddenly got everything he wanted lived happily ever after.
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                                    Posted, 23rd February 2010
                                    by Sparky
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                                    Always leave it to creepy knives salesmen to give "beware" speeches.
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                                      Posted, 28th February 2010
                                      by agentdc7
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                                      When making a flying glass elevator, the exit should be blocked by a non retracting glass window for no reason.
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                                        Posted, 28th February 2010
                                        by agentdc7
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                                        When a mob of adults are trying to steal your golden ticket, hold it way up high where everyone can see it and grab it.
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                                          Posted, 28th February 2010
                                          by agentdc7
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                                          Augustus is in such fine shape.
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                                            Posted, 1st March 2010
                                            by agentdc7
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                                            Some teachers need to go back to school to learn what percentage is 2 of 1000 equal to.
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                                              Posted, 1st March 2010
                                              by agentdc7
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                                              You should talk a little louder when you speak.
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                                                Posted, 11th March 2010
                                                by TankerCaptain
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                                                There's nothing wrong with assaulting a poor kid just so you can get the golden ticket.
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                                                  Posted, 16th April 2010
                                                  by NateSean
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                                                  Factory tours may occasionally feature terrifying rear-projected high-speed psychedelic sequences of frightening and disorienting imagery.
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                                                    Posted, 4th October 2011
                                                    by AngryWhopper
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                                                    Don't get out of bed to go earn money to help your starving family and your working grandson; only do it when you get to go to a chocolate factory.
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                                                      Posted, 19th January 2012
                                                      by broham
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                                                      Grandpa Joe has never left his bed in over 20 years but can get a hold of Wonka bars
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                                                        Posted, 19th January 2012
                                                        by broham
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                                                        Things get smaller on the way to the TV.
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                                                          Posted, 19th February 2010
                                                          by Sparky
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                                                          A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
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                                                            Posted, 19th February 2010
                                                            by Sparky
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                                                            Mozart is often mistaken for Rachmaninoff.
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                                                              Posted, 19th February 2010
                                                              by Sparky
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                                                              Spitting's a dirty habit, but Willy Wonka can think of worse.
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                                                                Posted, 19th February 2010
                                                                by Sparky
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                                                                Cabbage soup is not enough.
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                                                                  Posted, 22nd February 2010
                                                                  by Sparky
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                                                                  If you're in a glass elevator and it doesn't fly fast enough, running into a window will shatter you into a thousand pieces.
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                                                                    Posted, 28th February 2010
                                                                    by agentdc7
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                                                                    Microphones taste good.
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                                                                      Posted, 1st March 2010
                                                                      by agentdc7
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                                                                      If the Good Lord had intended us to walk, He wouldn't have invented roller skates.
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                                                                        Posted, 11th March 2010
                                                                        by ekedolphin
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                                                                        If the children win a golden ticket and are full of themselves while on TV, they will always stop and listen to what the creepy man has to say.
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                                                                          Posted, 16th April 2010
                                                                          by agentdc7
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                                                                          There really is no place I know like the land of pure imagination.
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                                                                            Posted, 16th April 2010
                                                                            by NateSean
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                                                                            Hsawaknow is Wonkawash spelled backwards!
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                                                                              Posted, 5th July 2010
                                                                              by TiffYG2133
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                                                                              Fat people like Augustus are always starving.
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                                                                                Posted, 21st May 2011
                                                                                by agentdc7
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                                                                                There's no better time to learn how to swim while you're drowning.
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                                                                                  Posted, 21st May 2011
                                                                                  by agentdc7
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                                                                                  Computers do not have a need for a lifetime supply of chocolate.
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                                                                                    Posted, 6th June 2011
                                                                                    by SPCAndyJ
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                                                                                    If you have any questions, dial information, thank you for calling.
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                                                                                      Posted, 12th February 2013
                                                                                      by misterinnocent
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                                                                                      Laundromats in 1970 have giant vats of hot water and a spoon for stirring.
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                                                                                        Posted, 12th February 2013
                                                                                        by misterinnocent
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                                                                                        Slugworth can teleport to anywhere in the world within minutes
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                                                                                          Posted, 12th February 2013
                                                                                          by misterinnocent
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                                                                                          Overweight Augustus in the 70s is considered slightly chubby by today's standards.
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                                                                                            Posted, 22nd June 2015
                                                                                            by agentdc7
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                                                                                            Lickable wall paper is completely sanitary.
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                                                                                              Posted, 22nd June 2015
                                                                                              by agentdc7
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                                                                                              There are actually about 6 billion people in the world.
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                                                                                                Posted, 22nd February 2010
                                                                                                by Sparky
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                                                                                                The world has 7 continents.
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                                                                                                  Posted, 22nd February 2010
                                                                                                  by Sparky
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                                                                                                  Baruca was a bad egg.
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                                                                                                    Posted, 15th March 2010
                                                                                                    by ekedolphin
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                                                                                                    Gener Wilder is crazy.
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                                                                                                      Posted, 5th July 2010
                                                                                                      by blogger de niro
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                                                                                                      You gotta go forward to go back.
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                                                                                                        Posted, 13th September 2010
                                                                                                        by Ccard
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                                                                                                        Glass at high speed does not crash against glass.
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                                                                                                          Posted, 12th March 2011
                                                                                                          by MeThePerson
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                                                                                                          There's a 100 billion people in the world (According to Charlie's mother).
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                                                                                                            Posted, 21st May 2011
                                                                                                            by agentdc7
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                                                                                                            Wonka is a genius! He'll sell 1 million bars!
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                                                                                                              Posted, 21st May 2011
                                                                                                              by agentdc7
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                                                                                                              If one is in need of assistance, whistle a pleasant tune and help will come.
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                                                                                                                Posted, 4th June 2011
                                                                                                                by Al C
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                                                                                                                Whistling a merry tune is a sure fire way to bring help from anywhere in a large factory.
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                                                                                                                  Posted, 4th June 2011
                                                                                                                  by Al C
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                                                                                                                  Don't trust corporations.
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                                                                                                                    Posted, 4th October 2011
                                                                                                                    by AngryWhopper
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                                                                                                                    Enjoying gum is evil.
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                                                                                                                      Posted, 4th October 2011
                                                                                                                      by AngryWhopper
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                                                                                                                      If your teacher decides to switch the Friday schedule to Monday, making the test that the class takes each Friday, on what they've learned during the week end up on Monday before they've learned it, it will not matter in the slightest if he says this on Tuesday.
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                                                                                                                        Posted, 12th February 2013
                                                                                                                        by misterinnocent
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                                                                                                                        Loompaland is a real country.
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                                                                                                                          Posted, 12th February 2013
                                                                                                                          by misterinnocent
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                                                                                                                          Ceilings can be sterilized.
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                                                                                                                            Posted, 12th February 2013
                                                                                                                            by misterinnocent
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                                                                                                                            Contracts are for suckers. Car dealers use them all the time.
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                                                                                                                              Posted, 20th December 2013
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                                                                                                                              Instead of singing, the Loompa should just come out and kick someone in... Oh, wait. They did that to Peter Griffen.
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                                                                                                                                Posted, 28th October 2014
                                                                                                                                by zikzak393
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                                                                                                                                Willy Wonka read all about Charlie in the papers. Charlie found the ticket yesterday, which means they print stories really really fast.
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                                                                                                                                  Posted, 22nd June 2015
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                                                                                                                                  Hey! This kid has the last golden ticket! Let me drag him into a crowd of other people who want to take it too!
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                                                                                                                                    Posted, 22nd June 2015
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                                                                                                                                    Wonka's experiencing to the suspense of seeing an overweight child stuck in a tube is terrible and hopes it'll last.
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                                                                                                                                      Posted, 26th June 2015
                                                                                                                                      by P4PZ
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                                                                                                                                      Wonka isn't worried at the end the other parents might call the police about what has happened.
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                                                                                                                                        Posted, 26th June 2015
                                                                                                                                        by P4PZ
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                                                                                                                                        Television microphones are edible.
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