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Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
This list was started on 19th February 2010 by agentdc7
There are 40 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 2nd August 2014

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Some guns sound like bottles of champagne.
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    Posted, 19th February 2010
    by agentdc7
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    When you're inches away from having your head crushed by a machine, you will be transported a few feet back to have a chance to fight back.
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      Posted, 19th February 2010
      by agentdc7
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      When people fall into a river of alligators/crocodiles, they will instantly turn into pieces of chicken.
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      • 2nd August 2014 by smartguy360
        your chances for survival are probably low
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      Posted, 19th February 2010
      by agentdc7
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      Stepping on bugs sounds like fortune cookies.
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        Posted, 19th February 2010
        by agentdc7
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        Bugs don't like to go in the spike room.
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          Posted, 22nd February 2010
          by K2
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          Never play cards with Short Round he cheats
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            Posted, 31st May 2010
            by waydaddy6
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            Bad guys always bring an antidote to the poison they are trying to kill you with.
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            • 31st December 2012 by username
              You would think that they would've brought a generic liquid that does nothing and claim it's an antidote. That way, they could still have a bargaining tool without allowing Indy to live since they weren't going to give him the antidote anyway.
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            Posted, 15th April 2012
            by SPCAndyJ
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            Heart removal is not fatal.
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              Posted, 11th June 2014
              by username
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              the kid is more useful than indy's real son
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                Posted, 2nd August 2014
                by smartguy360
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                Inflatable life rafts will save your life. They will break your 200+ foot falls and keep your arms and legs inside at all times.
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                  Posted, 19th February 2010
                  by agentdc7
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                  Matches give off a lot of light.
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                    Posted, 19th February 2010
                    by agentdc7
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                    Chilled monkey brain looks a lot like rasberry sorbet.
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                    • 2nd August 2014 by smartguy360
                      i'd eat it if it tasted like rasberry sorbet
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                    Posted, 19th February 2010
                    by agentdc7
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                    Giant snakes have a surprise inside of them.
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                      Posted, 19th February 2010
                      by agentdc7
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                      Always check the name on the plane door before going in.
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                        Posted, 21st February 2010
                        by K2
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                        everyone around the world can speak english, even if they are a tribe in the middle of the jungle.
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                          Posted, 31st May 2010
                          by waydaddy6
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                          Don't just shoot your enemies to kill them; make them board a plane that you own and have the pilots bail out over a remote mountain region of China.
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                            Posted, 15th April 2012
                            by SPCAndyJ
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                            Surviving a mile-high fall off an airplane and then a cliff on a dinghy is apparently much more plausible than surviving a nuclear blast in a refrigerator.
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                              Posted, 24th January 2013
                              by vfxfan
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                              If you pull a man's heart out of his chest it will still beat in your hand
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                                Posted, 2nd August 2014
                                by smartguy360
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                                Club Obi-wan and 3Po and R2D2 hieroglyphics are possibly proof that Star Wars happened a long time ago, though I'm not sure about in a galaxy far far away.
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                                  Posted, 19th February 2010
                                  by agentdc7
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                                  Rifles jam very easily.
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                                    Posted, 19th February 2010
                                    by agentdc7
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                                    You're not allowed to pull out the woman's heart because she's one of the main characters.
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                                      Posted, 19th February 2010
                                      by agentdc7
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                                      Careful when you toss a hammer, it might land on someone's head.
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                                        Posted, 19th February 2010
                                        by agentdc7
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                                        Always watch your sash. It can get caught in a giant rock crushing machine.
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                                          Posted, 19th February 2010
                                          by agentdc7
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                                          When the brakes are out, you will need your feet. And water. WATER!!!!
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                                            Posted, 19th February 2010
                                            by agentdc7
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                                            Taking out someone's heart metaphorically can still hurt.
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                                              Posted, 21st February 2010
                                              by K2
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                                              Always call him Dr. Jones.
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                                              Posted, 22nd February 2010
                                              by K2
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                                              Don't fall asleep on a Chinese chicken cargo plane... you're not on a first class flight!
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                                                Posted, 1st March 2010
                                                by gofree
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                                                After being stabbed by a voodoo doll, you will temporarily gain super human strength.
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                                                  Posted, 15th March 2010
                                                  by agentdc7
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                                                  Nothing shocks Indiana Jones; he's a scientist.
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                                                    Posted, 18th March 2010
                                                    by tenshi
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                                                    There is a difference between a mommy and a mummy.
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                                                      Posted, 18th March 2010
                                                      by tenshi
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                                                      Of course Giant Vampire Bats can be mistaken for birds.
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                                                        Posted, 18th March 2010
                                                        by tenshi
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                                                        Willie is her professional name.
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                                                          Posted, 18th August 2010
                                                          by Fitz
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                                                          If you're eight steps ahead, Lao Che is nine.
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                                                            Posted, 4th October 2011
                                                            by AngryWhopper
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                                                            That kid can really drive.
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                                                              Posted, 25th March 2012
                                                              by qwkslvr
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                                                              Anything goes!
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                                                                Posted, 6th February 2013
                                                                by winston zeddemore
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                                                                When life starts returning to a village, people will wear color again.
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                                                                  Posted, 4th July 2014
                                                                  by agentdc7
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                                                                  You stare at a mural long enough, it will come to life and try to choke you.
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                                                                    Posted, 22nd July 2014
                                                                    by agentdc7
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                                                                    When the Maharajah wants to speak during dinner, everyone including the musicians will be silent. That's awkward. No wonder he rarely speaks.
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                                                                      Posted, 2nd August 2014
                                                                      by agentdc7
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                                                                      When Indy teases you with a pear, eat the one he already took a bite out of instead of any of the fruit in the whole plate in his hand.
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                                                                        Posted, 2nd August 2014
                                                                        by agentdc7
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