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Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
This list was started on 19th February 2010 by agentdc7
There are 73 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 10th January 2017

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When drinking from the wrong grail, you will temporarily look like Christopher Lloyd.
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    Posted, 19th February 2010
    by agentdc7
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    The pen is mightier than the sword.
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      Posted, 19th February 2010
      by agentdc7
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      When you bump into a Hitler at a parade, the parade will patiently stop so Hitler can sign your book personally rather than have the guards shove you out of the way.
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      • 14th November 2014 by zikzak393
        and Please, don't just stand there looking star struck!
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      Posted, 19th February 2010
      by agentdc7
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      A good excuse to throw a military officer out a blimp is having no ticket.
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        Posted, 19th February 2010
        by agentdc7
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        When people say "Mickey Mouse" their voices will drastically change.
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          Posted, 19th February 2010
          by agentdc7
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          Indy's hat never comes off. And if it does, his magnetic pull will attract it back to him.
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          • 20th February 2010 by agentdc7
            Yeah, I remember that. I think it was a joke though.
          • 20th February 2010 by JumpinJack
            I actually remember seeing a "Making of" documentary on this movie, and for one scene (where Indy's on a horse) he couldn't get the hat to stay on his head - it kept blowing away in the wind. Apparently, he used a stapler to fasten it to his head to get the shot... that's pretty freakin' hardcore.
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          Posted, 19th February 2010
          by agentdc7
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          Just because you can fly a plane does not mean you can land a plane.
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            Posted, 18th March 2010
            by tenshi
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            Don't stamp books too hard. It will cause a ruckus in the library.
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              Posted, 19th February 2010
              by agentdc7
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              People can get lost in their own museum.
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                Posted, 19th February 2010
                by agentdc7
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                German guns can pierce through 3 men at point blank range.
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                  Posted, 19th February 2010
                  by agentdc7
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                  Trying to blow out a fire on a carpet will cause it to spread wildly.
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                    Posted, 19th February 2010
                    by agentdc7
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                    Hitler will gladly sign your Holy Grail notebook.
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                      Posted, 19th February 2010
                      by agentdc7
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                      When bargaining, always drive a fancy car just in case your treasures aren't good enough.
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                        Posted, 19th February 2010
                        by agentdc7
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                        Austrians say goodbye by kissing you. Thank goodness it's not the same way for German generals.
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                          Posted, 19th February 2010
                          by agentdc7
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                          Seagulls can destroy a fighter plane.
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                            Posted, 21st February 2010
                            by Evilgidgit
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                            Never go into suspicious looking buildings. It might be a truck.
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                              Posted, 21st February 2010
                              by K2
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                              There's a big difference between *no* camels and *five* camels.
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                                Posted, 18th March 2010
                                by tenshi
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                                Talking in your sleep is not a good thing if your an undercover Nazi.
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                                  Posted, 18th March 2010
                                  by tenshi
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                                  Henry Jones doesn't remember things he writes them in his journal so he doesn't have to remember them.
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                                    Posted, 31st May 2010
                                    by waydaddy6
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                                    ALL castles have tapestries.
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                                      Posted, 23rd July 2010
                                      by SPCAndyJ
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                                      Never underestimate the range of a German Tank.
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                                        Posted, 24th July 2010
                                        by cosmo262
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                                        The penitent man kneels, then rolls, before God.
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                                          Posted, 26th July 2012
                                          by PeterGunn
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                                          Indiana Jones is the son of James Bond.
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                                            Posted, 19th February 2010
                                            by agentdc7
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                                            There are hot intelligent women out there that will sleep with you and your father.
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                                              Posted, 19th February 2010
                                              by agentdc7
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                                              Gay soldiers man the periscopes.
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                                                Posted, 19th February 2010
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                                                Jehovah starts with an "I" in Latin. Remember this, and you won't fall to your death.
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                                                  Posted, 21st February 2010
                                                  by K2
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                                                  If you are to address Dr. Jones, be more specific.
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                                                    Posted, 22nd February 2010
                                                    by K2
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                                                    Archeology is the search for fact . . . not truth. Mind if I ask what the difference is?
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                                                    • 31st December 2010 by IanM1986
                                                      Don't know. But if you're interested in learning more about truth, Doctor Tyree's philosophy class is right down the hall.
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                                                    Posted, 18th March 2010
                                                    by tenshi
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                                                    Indiana Jones doesn't like Fast Women.
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                                                      Posted, 24th July 2010
                                                      by cosmo262
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                                                      A small rock can deflect a tank shell, but a jeep will get blown right off.
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                                                        Posted, 13th September 2010
                                                        by Ccard
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                                                        Don't move a lit lighter underneath your hand.
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                                                          Posted, 19th February 2010
                                                          by agentdc7
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                                                          Seagulls have no blood.
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                                                            Posted, 19th February 2010
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                                                            No buy water, fish make love in it.
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                                                              Posted, 21st February 2010
                                                              by Evilgidgit
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                                                              Thank god it's only a fake.
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                                                                Posted, 22nd February 2010
                                                                by K2
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                                                                The Righteous Man knows how to say he is sorry.
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                                                                  Posted, 24th July 2010
                                                                  by cosmo262
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                                                                  When someone says "run", then RUN!
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                                                                    Posted, 20th December 2010
                                                                    by agentdc7
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                                                                    Counting to ten in Greek is a good way to calm down.
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                                                                      Posted, 31st December 2010
                                                                      by IanM1986
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                                                                      A penitent man will get passed the first trial, but a broom might come in handy too.
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                                                                        Posted, 13th January 2012
                                                                        by Optimus Thunder
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                                                                        Don't let a woman pick out goblets for you.
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                                                                          Posted, 13th January 2012
                                                                          by Optimus Thunder
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                                                                          If only Elsie had taken a drink from the grail, then she could have climbed out of the crevice.
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                                                                            Posted, 13th January 2012
                                                                            by Optimus Thunder
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                                                                            Using blasphemy in front of Henry Jones will earn you a slap in the face.
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                                                                              Posted, 26th January 2015
                                                                              by Footballfan
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                                                                              The ''X'' never marks the spot. Except when it does.
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                                                                                Posted, 12th July 2016
                                                                                by Garga
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                                                                                It's very heroic to murder a man who legelly obtained a golden cross and took good care of it for 30 years, along tens of his employees and burn their ship because you want to put that cross in a museum so badly.
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                                                                                  Posted, 12th July 2016
                                                                                  by Garga
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                                                                                  Vintage Rolls Royce Phantoms had giant yet surprisingly weak engines.
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                                                                                    Posted, 12th July 2016
                                                                                    by Garga
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                                                                                    The near east was under German control right before world war two, not the British.
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                                                                                      Posted, 12th July 2016
                                                                                      by Garga
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                                                                                      The holy grail may gives you eternal life, but makes you just an old fart who even can't raise your own sword.
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                                                                                        Posted, 12th July 2016
                                                                                        by Garga
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                                                                                        One slap from Indy is more than enough for any German butler to fall unconscious..
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                                                                                          Posted, 12th July 2016
                                                                                          by Garga
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                                                                                          Changing cloths with your female companion is not effective if your Scottish accent is awful.
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                                                                                            Posted, 12th July 2016
                                                                                            by Garga
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                                                                                            You can easily have a conversation with a knight from 700 years ago in ''American English''.
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                                                                                              Posted, 12th July 2016
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                                                                                              German airships used to fly to near and middle east.
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                                                                                                Posted, 12th July 2016
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                                                                                                Ancient buildings in Venice have dry catacombs well below the water level.
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                                                                                                  There are subterranean springs of petroleum under Venice. And they still import gasoline.
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                                                                                                    Biplane vertical stabilizers can repair themselves after being shot but they will be broken eventually.
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                                                                                                      Posted, 12th July 2016
                                                                                                      by Garga
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                                                                                                      Evil Nazis had armed biplanes under belly of their commercial airships. So evil!
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                                                                                                        Nazis were generally fatally incompetent but their evilness often compensated that.
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                                                                                                          The ancient city of Petra is very close to the city of Iskenderun.
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                                                                                                            Posted, 12th July 2016
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                                                                                                            It's very safe to light a torch where you walk through petroleum, but a match can set everything on fire.
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                                                                                                              Posted, 12th July 2016
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                                                                                                              Young Indy wasn't afraid of snakes.
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                                                                                                                Posted, 12th July 2016
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                                                                                                                You hat sits firmly on your head when you ride a biplane fleeing from fighters but it'll fall off when you ride a horse.
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                                                                                                                  The evil turrets of evil tanks re-attach themselves to the tank's body after they becoming apart by falling off a high cliff.
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                                                                                                                    Posted, 12th July 2016
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                                                                                                                    If you wrecked your brother in law's car, compensate it with five camels.
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                                                                                                                      Posted, 12th July 2016
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                                                                                                                      If you drink from the wrong holy grail, your cloths also rapidly age with you.
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                                                                                                                        Posted, 12th July 2016
                                                                                                                        by Garga
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                                                                                                                        Cup makers from 800 years ago used hexagon nuts to make golden goblets.
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                                                                                                                          Posted, 12th July 2016
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                                                                                                                          A brilliant archaeologist uses English alphabet to solve an 800 years old test regarding the Holy Grail.
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                                                                                                                            When you set foot on the wrong trap stones on the floor, you fall but\ you can hang on the other wrong trap stones. Apparently they fall only if you lay foot on them.
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                                                                                                                              Posted, 12th July 2016
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                                                                                                                              You can't detect a bridge in front of you is an optical illusion, even if you change your position or go over the bridge to the other side.
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                                                                                                                                When you have someone at your gunpoint and can force him to test if the grail you have is the Holy Grail indeed, don't do that and test it yourself. Despite being an evil traitor evil Nazi collaborator that forced the man before to open the deadly path to the grail for you. What can go wrong?
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                                                                                                                                  When you suddenly age because you drank from the wrong grail, only the hair on your head will rapidly grow not your beard and mustache.
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                                                                                                                                    Posted, 12th July 2016
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                                                                                                                                    You'll bitterly find out you have nothing to talk about with your dad, despite whining your whole life that your father never talked to you.
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                                                                                                                                      Posted, 12th July 2016
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                                                                                                                                      If you want to avoid getting beheaded by deadly traps, just duck and roll!
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                                                                                                                                        When picking the true Holy Grail from deadly fakes, don't trust anyone who grabs the first one they see for you.
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