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Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief

Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief
This list was started on 23rd February 2010 by Anon
There are 33 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 14th August 2011

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James Bond has a real horse's ass.
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    Posted, 3rd March 2010
    by SiriusBart
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    It's totally believable to have electricity to run the big screen TV and game systems in your ancient Greek summer camp that's lit by torches.
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      Posted, 7th March 2010
      by PandasLikePoptarts
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      Medusa can be killed twice. Once by Perseus, and another time by his lil brother Percy.
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        Posted, 3rd May 2011
        by Jonny Penn
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        Lotus is just the new term for marijuana.
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          Posted, 23rd February 2010
          by Anon
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          Hades bears an alarming resemblence to Mick Jagger.
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            Posted, 23rd February 2010
            by Anon
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            Trust not he who steals his own father's shoes.
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              Posted, 1st March 2010
              by Anon
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              Just because your mother bursts into an explosion of flames, do not assume she is dead.
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                Posted, 1st March 2010
                by Anon
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                Children of Gods are always handsome.
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                  Posted, 3rd March 2010
                  by SiriusBart
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                  When it says don't open the fridge, don't open the fridge.
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                    Posted, 23rd February 2010
                    by Anon
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                    Pens will never be the same.
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                      Posted, 23rd February 2010
                      by Anon
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                      Smoking hot Gods are attracted to half-donkeys.
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                        Posted, 3rd March 2010
                        by SiriusBart
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                        Lightning bolts will not shock you, heck they don't even sting!
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                          Posted, 19th May 2010
                          by TiffYG2133
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                          Lightning bolts concealed withing a shield will only glow when in the prescense of the enemy.
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                            Posted, 20th July 2010
                            by Lena
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                            Poseidon actually had a conversation with his kid, while Athena just sat there and said "Hi honey."
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                              Posted, 15th February 2011
                              by Bebe Bluff
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                              The ferry to the underworld doesn't accept dollar bills.
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                                Posted, 23rd February 2010
                                by Anon
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                                Never trust the over-friendly blonde jock.
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                                  Posted, 23rd February 2010
                                  by Anon
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                                  Satyrs, like people, find it uncomfortable to pee in the prescence of a decapitated head.
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                                    Posted, 23rd February 2010
                                    by Anon
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                                    Back in 2000, strange weather patterns that covered the globe meant the Legendary Birds were angry.
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                                    • 26th February 2010 by Anon
                                      Lol I see where you're going there.
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                                    Posted, 23rd February 2010
                                    by Anon
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                                    "What?! What are you going to do? I'm already in hell!"
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                                      Posted, 26th February 2010
                                      by Anon
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                                      Whenever Percy is in trouble, there will be water.
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                                        Posted, 3rd March 2010
                                        by SiriusBart
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                                        If you pause Call Of Duty Multiplayer, it still plays. But, you're a demigod, so who cares?
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                                          Posted, 15th July 2010
                                          by Renesmee
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                                          Obviously humans will open their eyes and look at Medusa.
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                                            Posted, 15th February 2011
                                            by Bebe Bluff
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                                            The French Connection was the best movie of 1971.
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                                              Posted, 26th February 2010
                                              by Anon
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                                              You won't notice a bolt of lightning in the shield you've been carrying around for days.
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                                                Posted, 26th February 2010
                                                by Anon
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                                                When you see your uncle turned into stone, you know you're in trouble.
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                                                  Posted, 3rd March 2010
                                                  by SiriusBart
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                                                  Percy Jackson is the new Hercules.
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                                                    Posted, 4th March 2010
                                                    by Rin
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                                                    Ancient history / Greek mythology is still alive!
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                                                      Posted, 4th May 2010
                                                      by IANK
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                                                      Besides the fact his eyes are red, he's able to turn into a giant fire monster and wanted to kill his nephew, ............Hades is a funny guy.
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                                                        Posted, 4th May 2010
                                                        by IANK
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                                                        Finally, now I know how to hold a lightning bolt in my hand!
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                                                          Posted, 8th July 2010
                                                          by FERIS
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                                                          Percy is too stupid to have sex with Anthea's daughter, and when doing lotus Lady Gaga songs play.
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                                                            Posted, 4th January 2011
                                                            by killbot
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                                                            Do not look at Medusa, even if her snake hair bites you.
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                                                              Posted, 15th February 2011
                                                              by Bebe Bluff
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                                                              I wonder whether Medusa's snakes grow over time.
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                                                                Posted, 14th August 2011
                                                                by missshinobi
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                                                                Greek mythical gods and vallains love to roam around U.S.A..
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                                                                  Posted, 14th August 2011
                                                                  by missshinobi
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