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The Crazies

The Crazies
This list was started on 27th February 2010 by Sassy
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You might want to skip the post car wash drying procedure, they go a little over board.
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    Posted, 1st March 2010
    by Sassy
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    FINALLY, someone shoots them multiple times in the head "Just to be Sure".
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    • 2nd March 2010 by Sassy
      I can't stress how much I loved the fact he did that! Then every1 looks at him like he's crazy, I'm like he's the genius!
    • 1st March 2010 by Sassy
      YES I know!
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    Posted, 1st March 2010
    by Nreid276
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    Town sheriffs have a tab at the concession stand.
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      Posted, 19th March 2010
      by avalanche719
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      If the sheriff says he just wants to talk, his deputy is going to kill you in 60 seconds.
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        Posted, 19th March 2010
        by avalanche719
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        Of course the only clothes available in an Iowa truck stop are ones that say "I love Iowa"
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          Posted, 19th March 2010
          by avalanche719
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          Small town Mayors should keep their shirts on and turn off the water supply.
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            Posted, 24th July 2010
            by cosmo262
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            Don't worry about the knife that went through your hand as you stabbed the "crazy" in the neck... Blood Transfer is not nearly as dangerous as drinking the water!
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              Posted, 18th October 2010
              by bacon1489
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              Soldiers just follow outlandish orders because they are brainless space monkeys.
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                Posted, 27th February 2010
                by Sassy
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                When your quickly packing for your escape stop in on your would-be baby's room, that won't waste time nor will any harm come from it.
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                  Posted, 27th February 2010
                  by Sassy
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                  When the town drunk shows up at the baseball game and aims his gun at you shooting him won't make you a hero.
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                    Posted, 27th February 2010
                    by Sassy
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                    She'll never know whether or not Peter called.
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                      Posted, 28th February 2010
                      by Sassy
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                      Military helicopters are not allowed to blow up a car wash, rather, the proper procedure is to wait for the car to exit and is shiny like new.
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                      • 2nd March 2010 by Sassy
                        Lol! Thanks! I was just as shocked as they were in the movie, as dumb as that was I just loved that scene.
                      • 2nd March 2010 by Nreid276
                        I swore to God the actor was going to say something like, "Well, I'm glad we weren't IN the car". This comment is brilliant.
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                      Posted, 1st March 2010
                      by Sassy
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                      The best place to hide is the freezer. Which is also where dead bodies are kept.
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                        Posted, 19th March 2010
                        by avalanche719
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                        Its always a smart idea to create biological agents on one part of the country and the only way to destroy said agent is in another facility on the other side of the country. Just put it on a plane and you'll be fine.
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                          Posted, 19th March 2010
                          by avalanche719
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                          Don't drive down a main highway but feel free to walk, no one will see you.
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                            Posted, 19th March 2010
                            by avalanche719
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                            Pres: "Ok so we infected a mid west town with a dangerous biochemical, and to contain the infection we nuked the town, how should we explain this to the public?" Vice Pres: "Terrorist"
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                              Posted, 25th May 2010
                              by BusterBah
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                              Water is not good for you, so just keep on drinking soft drinks & booze! :-)
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                                Posted, 16th August 2010
                                by meg sunshyne
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                                Don't worry about your baby, I'm sure that Stressful situations/bio-chemicals in your water/sedation/car accidents/and watching all your townspeople kill each other and their families is not harmful in anyway to you or your unborn child
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                                  Posted, 18th October 2010
                                  by bacon1489
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                                  There are only two police officers in the entire town.
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                                    Posted, 5th December 2012
                                    by zombiecandy
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                                    A drive-thru car wash may give you a little more than you bargin for.
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                                    • 27th October 2010 by Fost
                                      Yeah, they have the ones where you just park in it and do it yourself.
                                    • 2nd March 2010 by Sassy
                                      Oh yeah that's true, I meant to differenciate between car washes that let you stay in the car rather than the ones where you wait outside.
                                    • 2nd March 2010 by Tycosauce
                                      arent all car washes Drive-thru?
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                                    Posted, 27th February 2010
                                    by Sassy
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                                    Military screws up and accidentally poisons a town...just kill everyone ASAP no questions.
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                                      Posted, 27th February 2010
                                      by Sassy
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                                      You might think your husband should rid you guys of his infected friend but maybe not, he might come in handy.
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                                        Posted, 27th February 2010
                                        by Sassy
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                                        The 'crazies' aren't really that deserving of their name....maybe the 'slowies.'
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                                        • 27th October 2010 by Fost
                                          I don't think the name was referring to speed.
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                                        Posted, 27th February 2010
                                        by Sassy
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                                        You're already 'crazy' make your death matter.
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                                          Posted, 27th February 2010
                                          by Sassy
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                                          As a 'crazy' when stabbing your victims don't go for the hand, I promise you will be sorry.
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                                            Posted, 27th February 2010
                                            by Sassy
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                                            The Trixie virus is a great population stabalizer.
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                                              Posted, 28th February 2010
                                              by Sassy
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                                              Mrs. Dutton needs to get her eyes checked her peripheral vision is seriously lacking.
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                                                Posted, 28th February 2010
                                                by Sassy
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                                                Don't drink the water!
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                                                  Posted, 28th February 2010
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                                                  A pregnant woman can endure a lot more stress than one would think.
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                                                  • 11th March 2010 by mannerino
                                                    i dont know, considering she had been nuked and in a violent car crash.....she might have a cuppl bruises when she comes out. maybe its the key to save humanity! maybe this is an alternate telling of LEGION in disguise!!!
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                                                  Posted, 28th February 2010
                                                  by Sassy
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                                                  The best way to get past a military check-point is to have your best friend kill himself.
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                                                    Posted, 1st March 2010
                                                    by Nreid276
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                                                    In any Zombie movie, only the best looking people survive. If you're ugly, run with the attractive crew: You have a better chance to live longer.
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                                                      Posted, 1st March 2010
                                                      by Nreid276
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                                                      She worries too much. I'm fine. I'm just tired. She worries too much. I'm fine. I'm just tired.
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                                                        Posted, 19th March 2010
                                                        by avalanche719
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                                                        When a biological agent is spread, the military authorizes use of overkill procedures.
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                                                          Posted, 19th March 2010
                                                          by avalanche719
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                                                          No one noticed a truck driving full speed at the fence until it was already inside.
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                                                            Posted, 19th March 2010
                                                            by avalanche719
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                                                            Firemen will fight the soldiers while to cops just run around.
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                                                              Posted, 19th March 2010
                                                              by avalanche719
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                                                              If at first you don't succeed....nuke the town.
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                                                                Posted, 19th March 2010
                                                                by avalanche719
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                                                                Cedar Rapids is in trouble.
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                                                                  Posted, 19th March 2010
                                                                  by avalanche719
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                                                                  Satellites are assholes 99% of the time.
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                                                                    Posted, 19th March 2010
                                                                    by avalanche719
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                                                                    I should start keeping tire spikes in my car too.
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                                                                      Posted, 19th March 2010
                                                                      by avalanche719
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                                                                      If you kill someone's infected family member, they'll be waiting....
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                                                                        Posted, 19th March 2010
                                                                        by avalanche719
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                                                                        Pregnancy equals infected.
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                                                                          Posted, 19th March 2010
                                                                          by avalanche719
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                                                                          Its perfectly safe to stand in front of running combines.
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                                                                            Posted, 19th March 2010
                                                                            by avalanche719
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                                                                            They may be crazy but they still know how to sew.
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                                                                              Posted, 19th March 2010
                                                                              by avalanche719
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                                                                              You can always tell if someone is infected by "that same look" they give you, but pay no mind to the internal hemorrhaging look!
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                                                                                Posted, 10th May 2010
                                                                                by TiffYG2133
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                                                                                Well, atleast they don't eat people.
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                                                                                  Posted, 3rd July 2010
                                                                                  by Riababy
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                                                                                  Where did the other town crazies go?
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                                                                                    Posted, 3rd July 2010
                                                                                    by Riababy
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                                                                                    When the military is hunting you down with helicopters it makes sense to walk in the middle of a deserted road, plus it makes you look cool.
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                                                                                      Posted, 18th July 2010
                                                                                      by ryan corderman
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                                                                                      I found myself listing Zombieland rules throughout; i.e double tap, check the back seat, cardio, etc.
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                                                                                        Posted, 19th July 2010
                                                                                        by Lena
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                                                                                        Why didn't they just nuke the town right away? This is what they did: Scientist 1"Oh, jeez, guys, that Trixy thing got loose in a town. What should we do?" Scientist 2"Tell the president?" Scientist 1"Nononono, lets not right away, lets let it sit for a good two weeks, then tell him."
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                                                                                          Posted, 20th July 2010
                                                                                          by Lena
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                                                                                          Though trained in tactical and urban warfare skills, the National Guard is most adept at installing Denver Boots on torched motor vehicles.
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                                                                                            Posted, 24th July 2010
                                                                                            by cosmo262
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                                                                                            If you're a cop, it's always a good thing to have a partner, who can fire a rifle and shoot, while standing in the front yard, a zombie in the heart, through a second floor window with the curtains drawn open less than 4 inches.
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                                                                                              Posted, 24th July 2010
                                                                                              by cosmo262
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                                                                                              When packing essentials for the Post Apocalyptic Road Trip, have the foresight to put the Zippo Lighter in your pocket and not your newly acquired backpack.
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                                                                                                Posted, 24th July 2010
                                                                                                by cosmo262
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                                                                                                The Pierce County Sheriff's Department's EVOC, (Emergency Vehicle Operations Course), training apparently consists of Tractor Trailer Unit operations and manouvers.
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                                                                                                  Posted, 24th July 2010
                                                                                                  by cosmo262
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                                                                                                  In a Carwash, everything is moving.
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                                                                                                    Posted, 24th July 2010
                                                                                                    by cosmo262
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                                                                                                    When your eyes are stitched up and you are still alive; you are still able to see zombies coming up from behind other people who are standing over you and you are able to alert them vocally, with your newly unstitched lips.
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                                                                                                      Posted, 27th July 2010
                                                                                                      by cosmo262
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                                                                                                      When in doubt, hide in a freezer full of mutilated dead people; the crazies won't notice you in there.
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                                                                                                        Posted, 18th October 2010
                                                                                                        by bacon1489
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                                                                                                        Crazy zombie people sure do work well together -- much better than the healthy people. If only they could distill the bit of the virus that actually makes people focused and productive!
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                                                                                                          Posted, 4th July 2011
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