You should always use a once in a life time "golden ticket" for what could be a day of free candy, instead of selling for thousands to help your poverty ridden family. (1) Comments
You should never take candy from strangers, but going on a factory tour with the creepy guy who has a strange liking for little people is perfectly fine... (0) Comments
When you are a dentist and do not allow your child to eat candy, why do you allow your child to go trick-or-treating in the first place, and then act disgusted when your child brings home *gasp* candy (not to mention, throwing away the candy afterwards)?! (0) Comments
It is possible to find a £20 note on the sidewalk and then buy a chocolate bar afterwards that miraculously has the last Golden Ticket in it. (1) Comments
Having a parent with a lucrative profession leads either to an early death in a chocolate factory or a strange life in a chocolate factory. (0) Comments
There are quite a few parallels between the chocolate factory and Apple computers. Both make products irresistible to masses, few people are privy to what happens behind the walls, and they are(were) both headed by eccentric people. (0) Comments