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Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
This list was started on 1st March 2010 by Anon
There are 48 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 28th October 2014

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Breakfast cereal is made of pencil shavings.
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    Posted, 1st March 2010
    by Anon
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    Geography teachers scoff at the existence of Loompaland.
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      Posted, 1st March 2010
      by Sparky
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      You should always use a once in a life time "golden ticket" for what could be a day of free candy, instead of selling for thousands to help your poverty ridden family.
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      • 28th October 2014 by zikzak393
        but money is so common, they make it everyday.
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      Posted, 1st March 2010
      by Anon
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      Sudden wonderful surprises can give seniors super powers to walk and dance again.
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        Posted, 1st March 2010
        by agentdc7
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        You should never take candy from strangers, but going on a factory tour with the creepy guy who has a strange liking for little people is perfectly fine...
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          Posted, 1st March 2010
          by JumpinJack
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          Touching the squirrels' nuts makes them crazy... huh. Imagine that...
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            Posted, 1st March 2010
            by JumpinJack
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            Whipped cream is produced with animal violence.
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              Posted, 3rd March 2010
              by SiriusBart
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              Squirrels are creepy as hell.
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                Posted, 14th March 2010
                by Adam
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                The grass should be edible, even after everyone has walked all over it.
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                  Posted, 15th March 2010
                  by agentdc7
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                  That Johnny Depp can play really really creepy people.
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                    Posted, 2nd May 2010
                    by blinghurst
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                    When you are a dentist and do not allow your child to eat candy, why do you allow your child to go trick-or-treating in the first place, and then act disgusted when your child brings home *gasp* candy (not to mention, throwing away the candy afterwards)?!
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                      Posted, 21st September 2010
                      by VOTFanatic
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                      Chocolate melts. Especially in India.
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                        Posted, 1st March 2010
                        by Anon
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                        Why is it always the last key?
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                          Posted, 1st March 2010
                          by Anon
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                          Tease Wonka's hair a bit and you've got Michael Jackson. Aw-kward.
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                            Posted, 1st March 2010
                            by Anon
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                            Nothing goes better with cabbage than cabbage.
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                              Posted, 1st March 2010
                              by Anon
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                              Glass moving at the speed of sound doesn't break.
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                                Posted, 1st March 2010
                                by Anon
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                                Heck, if I was a squirrel, I woulda pushed the little brat down the garbage chute too...
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                                  Posted, 1st March 2010
                                  by JumpinJack
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                                  Why is it always the fat kid that falls in the chocolate rivers?
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                                    Posted, 1st March 2010
                                    by JumpinJack
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                                    You can't run a chocolate factory with a family hanging over you like an old, dead goose.
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                                      Posted, 1st March 2010
                                      by JumpinJack
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                                      Augustus is the opposite of Waldo, you can find him rather easily.
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                                        Posted, 1st March 2010
                                        by agentdc7
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                                        I gotta imagine that chocolate mixed by waterfall would probably be pretty darn tasty.
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                                          Posted, 1st March 2010
                                          by JumpinJack
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                                          Oompa Loompas are great musicians.
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                                            Posted, 2nd March 2010
                                            by Anon
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                                            Willy Wonka is edible. But that's called cannibalism and is frowned upon in many cultures.
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                                              Posted, 6th March 2010
                                              by gunfunnit
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                                              Throwing yourself in a giant waterfall of chocolate is sure to end well.
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                                                Posted, 13th March 2010
                                                by NanaNekoz
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                                                When you have a blueberry for a daugther you could put her in a county fair.
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                                                  Posted, 18th March 2010
                                                  by tenshi
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                                                  Lollipops are called cavities on a stick by most dentists.
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                                                    Posted, 18th March 2010
                                                    by tenshi
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                                                    Sometimes when grown-ups say "forever" they mean "a very long time".
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                                                      Posted, 18th March 2010
                                                      by tenshi
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                                                      Candy burns with a green flame.
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                                                        Posted, 15th January 2011
                                                        by geniul5
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                                                        People will worship anything. Anything.
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                                                          Posted, 1st March 2010
                                                          by Anon
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                                                          Chewing gum really is disgusting.
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                                                            Posted, 1st March 2010
                                                            by Anon
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                                                            Candy doesn't have to have a point. That's why it's candy.
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                                                              Posted, 1st March 2010
                                                              by Sparky
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                                                              When you get laid off as a toothpaste factory worker, you will eventually culminate skills to be a toothpaste machine mechanic.
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                                                                Posted, 1st March 2010
                                                                by agentdc7
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                                                                You can relocate your entire rowhouse home to a remote arctic location within an evening.
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                                                                  Posted, 1st March 2010
                                                                  by agentdc7
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                                                                  Okay, maybe Mike Teavee isn't mumbling. That doesn't mean he's any less annoying.
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                                                                    Posted, 1st March 2010
                                                                    by JumpinJack
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                                                                    Getting squeezed like a pimple doesn't sound pleasant... especially when you're full of juice.
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                                                                      Posted, 1st March 2010
                                                                      by JumpinJack
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                                                                      Not to sound like the idiot, but I really didn't know that whipped cream isn't really whipped cream until it's been whipped by whips...
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                                                                        Posted, 1st March 2010
                                                                        by JumpinJack
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                                                                        Children will always behave the same way as their parents.
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                                                                          Posted, 3rd March 2010
                                                                          by SiriusBart
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                                                                          Willy Wonka can make a song out of anything.
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                                                                            Posted, 3rd March 2010
                                                                            by SiriusBart
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                                                                            Young men are extremely springy. They stretch like mad.
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                                                                              Posted, 6th March 2010
                                                                              by Sparky
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                                                                              Chocolate is best when mixed by waterfall; makes it light and frothy.
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                                                                                Posted, 5th April 2010
                                                                                by Chiwayway
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                                                                                Good morning starshine! The earth says hello!
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                                                                                  Posted, 11th May 2010
                                                                                  by Anon
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                                                                                  That Johnny Depp and Tim Burton can make a bad film.
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                                                                                    Posted, 2nd May 2010
                                                                                    by blinghurst
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                                                                                    You can grow a beard and hair with chocolate :D
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                                                                                      Posted, 11th August 2011
                                                                                      by Alaurien
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                                                                                      It is possible to find a £20 note on the sidewalk and then buy a chocolate bar afterwards that miraculously has the last Golden Ticket in it.
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                                                                                      • 4th February 2015 by zikzak393
                                                                                        And not worry about the change.
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                                                                                      Posted, 11th November 2011
                                                                                      by Movie Genius
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                                                                                      Having a parent with a lucrative profession leads either to an early death in a chocolate factory or a strange life in a chocolate factory.
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                                                                                        Posted, 6th April 2012
                                                                                        by pocketg99
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                                                                                        There are quite a few parallels between the chocolate factory and Apple computers. Both make products irresistible to masses, few people are privy to what happens behind the walls, and they are(were) both headed by eccentric people.
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                                                                                          Posted, 4th March 2013
                                                                                          by qwkslvr
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                                                                                          This film reminds you the people that prosper the most, are almost always worst douchebag of them all. Or creepy weirdos.
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                                                                                            Posted, 26th April 2013
                                                                                            by nee
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                                                                                            Cousin It worked for the Wonka Factory in research and Development.
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                                                                                              Posted, 28th October 2014
                                                                                              by zikzak393
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