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X-Men: The Last Stand

X-Men: The Last Stand
This list was started on 2nd March 2010 by Anon
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Magneto has no use for a hot naked girl.
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  • 1st October 2013 by hustyx
    @agentdc7: agree, even Pyro gave him "WTF, man?" look
  • 31st July 2010 by ryan corderman
    unless of course Magneto takes his Viagra!
  • 4th March 2010 by agentdc7
    Well it IS Ian McKellen. But I remember this was one of those "Are you kidding me!?" moments. Magneto just suddenly ditches a loyal companion who SAVED HIS LIFE!!!!
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Posted, 2nd March 2010
by Anon
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The Phoenix can survive lake crashing in on her but she's no match for Wolverine's claws.
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    Posted, 13th March 2010
    by NateSean
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    The most interesting thing a porcupine mutant can do is hug and kill an old lady.
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    • 10th February 2011 by Kikkomannrice
      Yeah, lol he has to somehow convince his foe to allow his comforting embrace before taking his chance.
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    Posted, 4th March 2010
    by agentdc7
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    You got one mutant that can drain other mutant's powers. Do you lob him at the extremely dangerous Level 5 mutant to maybe, I don't know, neutralize her? Hell no.
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      Posted, 13th March 2010
      by NateSean
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      Juggernaut can't move when he's held by metal on his hands and feet, but when 1/2 his lower body is encased in solid concrete, it's no problem at all. After all, he is the Juggernaut, bitch!
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        Posted, 14th March 2010
        by agentdc7
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        If you're the trusted second-in-command to a genocidal mutant overlord, and have even been implied to be said overlord's lover for the past two movies, that relationship immediately doesn't mean squat once you're a human. And I mean IMMEDIATELY.
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        • 23rd March 2014 by agentdc7
          This is probably the thing I hate the most out of all the flaws in the film.
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        Posted, 3rd May 2010
        by KungFuMasterLarry
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        When Mystique becomes human, she looks scarily like Rebecca Romijin.
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          Posted, 2nd March 2010
          by Anon
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          Rogue is actually the most useless person in a fight with or without her powers.
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          • 1st October 2013 by hustyx
            probably to train her ability to put down her heavily injured friends. You know, mercy kill.
          • 5th March 2010 by agentdc7
            Yeah, what WAS she supposed to do in that danger room simulation?
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          Posted, 2nd March 2010
          by NateSean
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          The head of a Sentinel is apprently satisfactory after months of hype promising us "The Sentinels will be in this movie".
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          • 14th March 2010 by agentdc7
            Yeah, I felt really gipped. I remember they premiered that one clip of the Sentinel and I said to myself "Oh boy... I bet that's ALL we see of the Sentinel..."
          • 10th March 2010 by NateSean
            I remember feeling so gipped when I saw that. They botched Juggernaut's story line, the least they could have done was give us Sentinels.
          • 4th March 2010 by agentdc7
            Such a great way to begin the movie... let's you know the rest of it isn't going to be any better.
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          Posted, 2nd March 2010
          by NateSean
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          The best way to keep dangerous mutants from escaping is by loading them up in a mobile prison staffed by two guards that can easily be tracked and hijacked.
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            Posted, 2nd March 2010
            by NateSean
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            Young boys locked in bathrooms tend to do strange things.
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              Posted, 2nd March 2010
              by Anon
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              When Juggernaut runs through soldiers, they will sound suspiciously like bowling pins.
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                Posted, 4th March 2010
                by agentdc7
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                Juggernaut's mutant ability of momentum doesn't apply to his feet, otherwise he would sink into bottom of the earth.
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                  Posted, 4th March 2010
                  by agentdc7
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                  A multiple man's best use is getting arrested as a distraction, rather than creating 1000's of copies to fight off people.
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                  • 23rd August 2012 by Movie Genius
                    I thought he could just make more copies of himself and either run away or fight the soldiers.
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                  Posted, 4th March 2010
                  by agentdc7
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                  If you're the leader of a mutant superhero team, don't expect anybody to pay much mind when you die, much less give a damn.
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                    Posted, 8th June 2010
                    by KungFuMasterLarry
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                    Apparently, at the final fight, every evil mutant ability is to charge like a brainless monkey.
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                    • 23rd March 2014 by agentdc7
                      Yeah. So cheesey looking.
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                    Posted, 12th June 2011
                    by Predalien Kill
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                    Blatantly cheating on your girlfriend is completely appropriate when she can kill you with just a touch.
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                      Posted, 2nd March 2010
                      by Anon
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                      When stabbed in the stomach, not only will you heal within seconds, your shirt will, too.
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                        Posted, 2nd March 2010
                        by Anon
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                        Do you really need to strap a willing test subject down?
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                          Posted, 2nd March 2010
                          by NateSean
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                          A "proper" way to introduce the Dark Phoenix is to SKIP over the Phoenix and write a bunch of crap about Professor X messing with Jean's head trying to make the past two movies look like she was living a lie.
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                            Posted, 13th March 2010
                            by agentdc7
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                            When they finally captured Juggernaut, they let him keep the helmet so he can keep his face pretty.
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                              Posted, 13th March 2010
                              by agentdc7
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                              A mutant with porcupine-like quills will truly believe that he is capable of intimidating a mutant who can manipulate fire with his hands.
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                                Posted, 8th June 2010
                                by KungFuMasterLarry
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                                "I'd die for you" is ironic to say right before you are going to kill someone.
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                                  Posted, 10th February 2011
                                  by Kikkomannrice
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                                  Every bad mutant's power includes being able to jump off ledges 50 feet high, and float, then land on the ground perfectly fine!
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                                  • 23rd March 2014 by agentdc7
                                    Its weird to think that X Men Origins: Wolverine suffers from the same problem. And both movies are the weakest X men movies.
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                                  Posted, 21st July 2011
                                  by eliasrapp98
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                                  Its often a good policy NOT to use a anti-mutant serum on busted mutants, they can't escape an armored prison transporter anyway.
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                                    Posted, 20th July 2013
                                    by Creamlord666
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                                    You'd be surprised at how much your hair can grow in only a couple of months. Especially when you've been underwater the whole time.
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                                      Posted, 2nd March 2010
                                      by Anon
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                                      Parents are prefectly all right with leaving their child alone with two strange men.
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                                        Posted, 2nd March 2010
                                        by NateSean
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                                        People finally clued into using plastic based weapons.
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                                          Posted, 2nd March 2010
                                          by Anon
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                                          Makers: "What's more interesting? Colossus vs. Juggernaut or Juggernaut runs into a wall and dies? I think the wall would be funnier. Then we can include a one-liner with 'dickhead' too!!!"
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                                            Posted, 4th March 2010
                                            by agentdc7
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                                            Six mutants (3 of them children) can fight off 50+ of bad mutants.
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                                              Posted, 4th March 2010
                                              by agentdc7
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                                              Juggernaut forgot he needed to pee when he saw Rebecca Romijn naked. Or maybe he whizzed himself when he saw her.
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                                                Posted, 4th March 2010
                                                by agentdc7
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                                                Thanks for showing up, James Marsden! Now here's a giant "SCREW YOU" for daring to appear in Superman Returns.
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                                                  Posted, 11th March 2010
                                                  by ekedolphin
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                                                  When you throw someone through the ceiling, they will fall back through the 2nd floor and ceiling with equal force.
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                                                    Posted, 13th March 2010
                                                    by agentdc7
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                                                    The president can recognize a human version of a blue scaly mutant with red hair instantly.
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                                                      Posted, 13th March 2010
                                                      by agentdc7
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                                                      You can keep a mutant kid comfortable in a blinding pure white shiny room.
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                                                      • 31st March 2010 by NateSean
                                                        As long as there's Playstation.
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                                                      Posted, 14th March 2010
                                                      by agentdc7
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                                                      Iceman finally ices up, and what's the best and most he can do? Headbutt Pyro. WHOO!
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                                                        Posted, 3rd May 2010
                                                        by KungFuMasterLarry
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                                                        Wolverine's skin will be ripped first by Jean Gray rather than his pants.
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                                                        • 23rd August 2012 by Movie Genius
                                                          Yes, because we all want to see Hugh Jackman naked. Just watch Origins.
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                                                        Posted, 12th June 2011
                                                        by Predalien Kill
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                                                        If you want to kill a child it's better to bring a whole army and a bridge for this, risking to be cured or killed, rather than to just quietly send a mutant who can become invisible and walk through walls, especially if you've got one.
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                                                          Posted, 13th April 2013
                                                          by randy
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                                                          You can violently hit, pierce, cut and tear people in pieces, but there won't be any blood. Not a single drop!
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                                                            Posted, 14th April 2013
                                                            by randy
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                                                            When you can fly up into the sky and throw lighting bolts from your fingertips or unleash hurricanes on your foes, its always a good tatctic to ignore that and switch to melee.
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                                                              Posted, 20th July 2013
                                                              by Creamlord666
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                                                              Turning the Juggernaut into mutant suppository is the Hollywood analogy for "screw you comic nerds!"
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                                                                Posted, 20th July 2013
                                                                by Creamlord666
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                                                                It's perfectly okay to believe your girlfriend when she says that she can control your deadly power. Even more so, since she's never done it before.
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                                                                  Posted, 2nd March 2010
                                                                  by Anon
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                                                                  Don't leave the girl who saved your life behind. After all, like Mr. President so kindly points out, "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned."
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                                                                    Posted, 2nd March 2010
                                                                    by Anon
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                                                                    It's always okay to try and sleep with your secondary love interest, especially after you offed the first one.
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                                                                      Posted, 2nd March 2010
                                                                      by Anon
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                                                                        Posted, 2nd March 2010
                                                                        by Anon
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                                                                        Always introduce a new element after the credits have finished!
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                                                                          Posted, 2nd March 2010
                                                                          by Anon
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                                                                          It is important to include references to internet memes into character traits rather actual source material.
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                                                                            Posted, 4th March 2010
                                                                            by agentdc7
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                                                                            Mutants with the ability to regrow limbs cannot regrow genitals.
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                                                                              Posted, 4th March 2010
                                                                              by agentdc7
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                                                                              Brett Ratner clearly doesn't like women, given that every woman of importance in this movie, save Storm, ends up de-powered or dead.
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                                                                                Posted, 11th March 2010
                                                                                by ekedolphin
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                                                                                Amazingly, this movie should have been the one to be called X-men United.
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                                                                                  Posted, 3rd June 2010
                                                                                  by The Cincinnati Kid
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                                                                                  Bret Ratner needs to stick with comedies.
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                                                                                    Posted, 24th December 2010
                                                                                    by killbot
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                                                                                    It makes more sense to use the "Cure" on your enemy and kill your friend/love interest.
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                                                                                      Posted, 10th February 2011
                                                                                      by Kikkomannrice
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                                                                                      If you have the most powerful mutant on earth, who can think anything and effortlessly have it happen, as your ally you shouldn't tell her to simply wipe out the enemy for you. Instead it is much better to send hundreds of your comrades or "brothers" into a fight where they can permanently lose their powers.
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                                                                                        Posted, 10th September 2011
                                                                                        by DamnHollywood
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                                                                                        When a telepathic mutant possessing the power to effortlessly manipulate objects in any way they want with a mere thought tells you to stay out of their head, you should do what they say!
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                                                                                          Posted, 10th September 2011
                                                                                          by DamnHollywood
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                                                                                          Evidently, in the USA a bright day can turn into a dark evening in a matter of seconds.
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                                                                                            Posted, 13th April 2013
                                                                                            by randy
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                                                                                            Getting halway phased through the floor is as inconvenient as wearing tight pants.
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                                                                                              Posted, 20th July 2013
                                                                                              by Creamlord666
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                                                                                              If a mutant is nicknamed Porcupine then you should consider not hugging him.
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                                                                                                Posted, 20th July 2013
                                                                                                by Creamlord666
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                                                                                                Plastic weapons are very effective against a mutant with magnetic powers but who could have forseen that there more mutants around?
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                                                                                                  Posted, 20th July 2013
                                                                                                  by Creamlord666
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                                                                                                  Beast obviously lost a lot of his gadgeteering abilities since the 60's, otherwise he would have pulled out a Magneto-Nullifier from his furry arse in no time and ended the whole plot in mere minutes.
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                                                                                                    Posted, 20th July 2013
                                                                                                    by Creamlord666
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                                                                                                    When you are a teen with the power to write down spoken text without the use of a pencil, it is necessary to visit a special school where you can learn to use it with responsibility. Such a terrible power must be hidden and controlled instead of using a pen as disguise and live a normal life till the end right?
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                                                                                                      Posted, 14th July 2014
                                                                                                      by Creamlord666
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                                                                                                      Brett Rattner found a way to introduce a way more useless mutant than Rogue - A girl who can write down text without a pen.
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                                                                                                        Posted, 14th July 2014
                                                                                                        by Creamlord666
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                                                                                                        It's never inappropriate to smoke that last cigar.
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                                                                                                          Posted, 2nd March 2010
                                                                                                          by Anon
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                                                                                                          You're no longer hard and tough when you're lying unconscious on the floor after banging your head.
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                                                                                                            Posted, 2nd March 2010
                                                                                                            by Anon
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                                                                                                            No one really liked Rogue, not even Rogue herself.
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                                                                                                              Posted, 11th March 2010
                                                                                                              by Anon
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                                                                                                              The most interesting (I mean obvious) thing Angel can do and catch someone from falling.
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                                                                                                                Posted, 12th March 2010
                                                                                                                by agentdc7
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                                                                                                                The best way to conceal that Daniel Cudmore can't speak with a Russian accent is by only allowing him to say one line in the entire film: "Uhh...I think she took off".
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                                                                                                                  Posted, 16th March 2010
                                                                                                                  by Kikkomannrice
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                                                                                                                  Callisto only wore that lip ring so we know she's dead when it lights up.
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                                                                                                                    Posted, 26th March 2010
                                                                                                                    by agentdc7
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                                                                                                                    When Wolverine gets angry at Professor X at what he's done to Jean Grey, it's only after trying to sleep with her that he decides its the best time to do the futile thing and try and calm her down before Phoenix takes over. Well, I guess that contradicts the fact that he probably has no morals.
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                                                                                                                      Posted, 21st August 2012
                                                                                                                      by Movie Genius
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                                                                                                                      Logan gets turned on by Jean Grey while she is sleeping, who then flirts and almost sleeps with him. That sounds so close to sounding like Twilight, but better.
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                                                                                                                        Posted, 23rd August 2012
                                                                                                                        by Movie Genius
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                                                                                                                        Hollywood directors obviously mistook the Juggernaut with the Bulldozer from the Wrecking Crew. Cain Marko is not amused.
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                                                                                                                          Posted, 20th July 2013
                                                                                                                          by Creamlord666
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                                                                                                                          A mutant with the ability to shrink from a huge guy to a small guy can also shrink his clothes.
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                                                                                                                          • 14th July 2014 by Creamlord666
                                                                                                                            And that's all his powers - Slimfast.
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                                                                                                                          Posted, 14th March 2014
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                                                                                                                          When you have the power to rip an object the size of..lets say the Golden Gate Bridge from its socket, it is a good idea to use this bridge as it was meant to built - a bridge and not a very large and heavy metal flyswatter that could destroy the very compound you wanted to attack in one second.
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                                                                                                                            Posted, 14th July 2014
                                                                                                                            by Creamlord666
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                                                                                                                            It is okay to let a well known mutant terrorist to roam free and play chess in the park of the very town he attacked before. Without his powers he is just an old man ... what could possibly happen?
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                                                                                                                              Posted, 14th July 2014
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