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Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street
This list was started on 2nd March 2010 by Anon
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This list was last updated on 17th October 2011

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    Posted, 2nd March 2010
    by Anon
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    Before you murder someone, it's best to sing to them first.
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    • 11th August 2011 by Alaurien
      yeah...that relax your victims nwn
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    Posted, 2nd March 2010
    by Anon
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    When confronted with blackmail, the best option is to beat the snot out of your harrasser with a hot teakettle, throw them into a trunk, slit their throat, and make them into a pie.
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      Posted, 2nd March 2010
      by Khenarthi
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      Just down the street is Hannibal's very own restaurant as well. He serves burgers.
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      • 31st July 2011 by john2012
        And Liver with a nice Chianti.
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      Posted, 8th March 2010
      by Anon
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      Johnny Depp and Alan Rickman singing together is a wonderful thing.
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        Posted, 3rd April 2010
        by YesLiid
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        There is a LOT more blood in the human body than people realize.
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        • 30th July 2011 by Alaurien
          5 liters or 6 depending on height ;D
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        Posted, 2nd March 2010
        by Anon
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        People taste good :)
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          Posted, 2nd March 2010
          by Anon
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          The best way to calm a child is to give him a bottle of gin.
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            Posted, 2nd March 2010
            by Anon
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            Sweeney Todd has a razor for a sixth finger in order for his arm to be complete.
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              Posted, 10th March 2010
              by Anon
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              Lawyer's rather nice. If it's for a price? Order something else though, to follow, since no one should swallow it twice.
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                Posted, 16th October 2010
                by Khenarthi
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                They all deserve to die - even you, Mrs Lovett, even I.
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                  Posted, 10th March 2010
                  by Anon
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                  Sweeney Todd can guarantee the closest shave you've ever known.
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                    Posted, 16th March 2010
                    by tenshi
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                    When people think the room above your shop is haunted, you're gonna struggle to rent it out.
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                      Posted, 16th March 2010
                      by tenshi
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                      People don't always die after they take poison. Forget that, and the future can get complicated.
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                        Posted, 19th March 2010
                        by Anon
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                        Having trouble with your restaurant? Add in humans. It's the secret ingredient. After all, it made the worst pies in London the best in a short matter of time.
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                          Posted, 16th October 2010
                          by Khenarthi
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                          Don't piss off your barber.
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                            Posted, 17th October 2011
                            by Anon
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                            "What is this? This is piss!"
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                              Posted, 2nd March 2010
                              by Anon
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                              A tot of gin is good for getting the kids to bed.
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                                Posted, 10th March 2010
                                by Anon
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                                "Yellow hair" flows better for lyrics than "blonde".
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                                • 12th March 2010 by Anon
                                  Even though it doesn't necessarily sound pretty.
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                                Posted, 10th March 2010
                                by Anon
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                                Sweeney Todd was born in the sorrow of Benjamin Barker.
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                                  Posted, 16th March 2010
                                  by tenshi
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                                  On the kid's menu is something called Tater Tots for tots...with a special meat sauce on the side.
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                                    Posted, 20th March 2010
                                    by Anon
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                                    The Mad Hatter enjoys performing duets with Professor Snape!
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                                      Posted, 4th October 2010
                                      by Raajnie
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                                      Ms. Lovett does not find it suspicious at all that they are dancing closer and closer to the oven.
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                                      • 30th July 2011 by Alaurien
                                        proof that love is blind :/
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                                      Posted, 29th April 2011
                                      by Sandman47
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                                      There's no place like London!!! (At least..it's not NY where everything bad happens.)
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                                        Posted, 30th July 2011
                                        by Alaurien
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                                        Blood really looks like tomato soup.
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                                          Posted, 2nd March 2010
                                          by Anon
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                                          Some children can hold their liquor better than adults.
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                                            Posted, 2nd March 2010
                                            by Anon
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                                            Use a coarse grinder for human bodies, so that entire toes make it through unscathed.
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                                              Posted, 7th March 2010
                                              by keelyandlou
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                                              I learned after watching this movie; I can not go one night without praying that Judge Turpin's first name was Turnip.
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                                                Posted, 3rd April 2010
                                                by YesLiid
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                                                Make sure that when you kill somone that they didn't walk in with their family; then you will actually have to give them a shave.
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                                                  Posted, 5th April 2010
                                                  by Chiwayway
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                                                  To shave-a the face, it take-a da grace. Si?
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                                                    Posted, 5th August 2010
                                                    by UsernameTed
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                                                    An old fashioned razor can be your best friend, especially if said blades are silver.
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                                                      Posted, 14th September 2010
                                                      by orcas800
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                                                      The Health Inspector will only show up after hearing complaints, especially after hearing them from a woman whom he personally knows to be insane.
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                                                        Posted, 29th April 2011
                                                        by Sandman47
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                                                        It is possible to stab someone in the neck with a shaving razor with a blunt edge as long as you scream your real name as loud as physically possible.
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                                                          Posted, 29th April 2011
                                                          by Sandman47
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                                                          Blood is the easiest substance to clean off of your perfectly white shirt even after repeated staining.
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                                                            Posted, 29th April 2011
                                                            by Sandman47
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                                                            Joanna meeting Anthony's parents: "So dear tell us about your family." "Well my stepfather is a closet pedofile, my mother is an insane hooker and my real dad is an escaped convict and a barber who is really a homicidal psychopath with a penchant for cannibalism."
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                                                              Posted, 31st July 2011
                                                              by john2012
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                                                              The average human has about 5 liters of blood in their body. Sweeny Todd must have had about 100 liters given the way he bled out at the end of the movie.
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                                                                Posted, 31st July 2011
                                                                by john2012
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