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The Road

The Road
This list was started on 7th March 2010 by Anon
There are 62 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 28th August 2013

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It's one of the best feel-good films of all time!
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    Posted, 7th March 2010
    by Anon
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    You won't find anything horrifying hidden within the darkest recesses of a ramshackle house, so go ahead and explore with your young son!
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      Posted, 7th March 2010
      by Anon
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      If you're going to live in hell, there's no need to look like it; so trim that beard.
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        Posted, 7th March 2010
        by Anon
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        There's nothing better than a warm blanket that probably smells like an old corpse.
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          Posted, 7th March 2010
          by Anon
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          When finding a well stocked and well hidden location filled with food that can sustain you and yours make sure to abandon it as soon as you hear a barking dog.
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            Posted, 8th June 2010
            by avalanche719
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            In case of immediate danger, always hold a gun to your kid's head.
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              Posted, 8th June 2010
              by avalanche719
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              A whole family will follow you and wait until your father dies to offer a helping hand.
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                Posted, 8th June 2010
                by avalanche719
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                If it was my last night in a fallout shelter, I would pig out and eat all that I could before leaving.
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                  Posted, 8th June 2010
                  by avalanche719
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                  Guns and knives are the only weapons after the apocalypse, nobody has the ingenuity to create weapons or use other objects.
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                    Posted, 8th June 2010
                    by avalanche719
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                    The only black guy you meet during the whole movie turns out to be a thief.
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                      Posted, 25th August 2010
                      by thugz4real
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                      Fast-food for cannibals means you gotta catch it first.
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                        Posted, 7th March 2010
                        by Anon
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                        When your spouse leaves you for death itself, it may not seem as if life could get any worse...but it can, surprisingly.
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                          Posted, 7th March 2010
                          by Anon
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                          Under certain circumstances, taking a bath and brushing your teeth are actually welcomed by young kids
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                            Posted, 7th March 2010
                            by Anon
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                            Moral lessons can be best taught at gun-point.
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                              Posted, 7th March 2010
                              by Anon
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                              Head for the sea shore, for surely it's the land of sunshine and smiles.
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                                Posted, 7th March 2010
                                by Anon
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                                To modify Einstein, we will fight with not only sticks and stones, but also knives, arrows, and flare-guns.
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                                  Posted, 7th March 2010
                                  by Anon
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                                  Vehicles will make scary entrances only to break down right after it's in sight.
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                                    Posted, 7th March 2010
                                    by Anon
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                                    Even after the apocalypse, gingers are still creepy stalkers.
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                                      Posted, 8th June 2010
                                      by avalanche719
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                                      After years of foraging abandoned homes, shops etc.. You will not be able to locate even one firearm, bullet, bows, knives, bats or anything that can be used as a weapon.
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                                        Posted, 8th June 2010
                                        by avalanche719
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                                        Go ahead and fall asleep on an abandoned beach when your father swims out to ship. Nothing bad can happen when you're on the beach, right?
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                                          Posted, 8th June 2010
                                          by avalanche719
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                                          Apparently fallout shelters don't have extra weapons and ammunition or the owner of that one was just a pacifist.
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                                            Posted, 8th June 2010
                                            by avalanche719
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                                            If you lose the will to live and your spouse won't spare one bullet for you, your only option is to disrobe and walk out into the cold, dark night.
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                                              Posted, 8th June 2010
                                              by avalanche719
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                                              A kid who is scared of everything will chase after someone he saw running around a house.
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                                                Posted, 8th June 2010
                                                by avalanche719
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                                                The man sure could've used a stimpak.
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                                                  Posted, 8th June 2010
                                                  by avalanche719
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                                                  No matter where you go or who's around, its always safe to light a fire.
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                                                    Posted, 8th June 2010
                                                    by avalanche719
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                                                    Everyone is following you!
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                                                      Posted, 8th June 2010
                                                      by avalanche719
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                                                      Post-Apocalyptic pop machines must always have a least one can, these are the rules.
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                                                        Posted, 8th June 2010
                                                        by avalanche719
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                                                        A drink is good if it's bubbly!
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                                                          Posted, 9th June 2010
                                                          by thugz4real
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                                                            Posted, 7th March 2010
                                                            by Anon
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                                                            Take a bath before the coming apocalypse.
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                                                              Posted, 7th March 2010
                                                              by Anon
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                                                              In the wastelands of the future, roving gangs of hillbilly cannibals are the new running zombies.
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                                                                Posted, 7th March 2010
                                                                by Anon
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                                                                Even the colors themselves seem to be dead.
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                                                                  Posted, 7th March 2010
                                                                  by Anon
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                                                                  Sometimes you just have to trust the snaggletoothed, gun totting stranger.
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                                                                    Posted, 7th March 2010
                                                                    by Anon
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                                                                    Don't mess with the good guys, unless you don't like wearing clothes in freezing weather.
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                                                                      Posted, 7th March 2010
                                                                      by Anon
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                                                                      Shopping carts are a nomad's best friend.
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                                                                        Posted, 7th March 2010
                                                                        by Anon
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                                                                        Why is it the Bad Guys in movies always have gas in their cars!
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                                                                        • 30th October 2010 by Eibhlinn Savage
                                                                          Because bullets never run out even when you're trigger-happy and nobody makes them anymore.
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                                                                        Posted, 19th May 2010
                                                                        by TiffYG2133
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                                                                        Maybe you should eat your son if he keeps bitching about my decisions.
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                                                                          Posted, 8th June 2010
                                                                          by avalanche719
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                                                                          The first punishment for theft is having your thumbs removed. The second is standing naked in middle of nowhere.
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                                                                            Posted, 8th June 2010
                                                                            by avalanche719
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                                                                            If you're going to steal, get away faster or use a different route.
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                                                                              Posted, 8th June 2010
                                                                              by avalanche719
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                                                                              Newspaper bags make great socks!
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                                                                                Posted, 8th June 2010
                                                                                by avalanche719
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                                                                                Some cannibals like their humans like I like my beef jerky, smoked!
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                                                                                  Posted, 8th June 2010
                                                                                  by avalanche719
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                                                                                  Telling people you're 90 doesn't stop them from harassing you.
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                                                                                    Posted, 8th June 2010
                                                                                    by avalanche719
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                                                                                    If you're searching a house and you stumble upon a huge pile of shoes, run, don't continue searching.
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                                                                                      Posted, 8th June 2010
                                                                                      by avalanche719
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                                                                                      Just because someone only has a couple bullets doesn't mean they're not going to kill you.
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                                                                                        Posted, 8th June 2010
                                                                                        by avalanche719
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                                                                                        Even though you were just shot by an arrow in Point Lookout, you still owe an apology to the wife after you kill her husband with a flare.
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                                                                                          Posted, 8th June 2010
                                                                                          by avalanche719
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                                                                                          Even after the apocalypse, kids still don't like their parents touching their stuff.
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                                                                                            Posted, 8th June 2010
                                                                                            by avalanche719
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                                                                                            My wife's hair clip reminds me of the time I fingerbanged her in church and all the other sexy times.
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                                                                                              Posted, 8th June 2010
                                                                                              by avalanche719
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                                                                                              A stuffed animal makes all the bad cannibals go away...not really.
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                                                                                                Posted, 8th June 2010
                                                                                                by avalanche719
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                                                                                                If there's "colors" over a body of water, its okay to go for a dip.
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                                                                                                  Posted, 8th June 2010
                                                                                                  by avalanche719
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                                                                                                  Whenever swimming, take off all your clothes.
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                                                                                                    Posted, 8th June 2010
                                                                                                    by avalanche719
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                                                                                                    If you have a bad dream that means you're still fighting and alive but if you have a good dream, something bad is going to happen.
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                                                                                                      Posted, 8th June 2010
                                                                                                      by avalanche719
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                                                                                                      If you see a band of cannibals on a truck, keep running through the woods. Don't stop to hide at the first dropoff you find because someone always has to pee there.
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                                                                                                        Posted, 8th June 2010
                                                                                                        by avalanche719
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                                                                                                        The air is freezing cold, so it makes perfect sense to take a dip in the pool.
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                                                                                                          Posted, 10th January 2011
                                                                                                          by NateSean
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                                                                                                          Kids during the 1930's recession were far more proactive than this kid and had way more responsibility.
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                                                                                                            Posted, 10th January 2011
                                                                                                            by NateSean
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                                                                                                            The good guys don't eat people. Apparently they don't think to stay put in one place and try to build a community.
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                                                                                                              Posted, 10th January 2011
                                                                                                              by NateSean
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                                                                                                              The apocalypse must have ridded the world of all bicycles too.
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                                                                                                                Posted, 10th September 2012
                                                                                                                by CarlVB
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                                                                                                                Even after the apocalypse there is still time to go visit your old home!
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                                                                                                                  Posted, 26th November 2010
                                                                                                                  by ryan corderman
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                                                                                                                  Finger banging in church is totaly acceptable.
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                                                                                                                  Posted, 26th November 2010
                                                                                                                  by ryan corderman
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                                                                                                                  In an apocalyptic disaster, all forms of government will become extinct.
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                                                                                                                    Posted, 10th January 2011
                                                                                                                    by NateSean
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                                                                                                                    Starving human being makes a great late night snack. Disease be damned.
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                                                                                                                      Posted, 10th January 2011
                                                                                                                      by NateSean
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                                                                                                                      There are no animals about and hardly any food to survive, but damn that dog sure looked healthy.
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                                                                                                                        Posted, 10th January 2011
                                                                                                                        by NateSean
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                                                                                                                        The fish in the sea were apparently unaffected by the apocalypse, as there are no skeletons on the beach. So why is everyone starving?
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                                                                                                                          Posted, 28th August 2013
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