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The Room

The Room
This list was started on 7th March 2010 by HermanoBluth
There are 208 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 25th March 2015

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Breast Cancer and drug dealers just go away.
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    Posted, 7th March 2010
    by HermanoBluth
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    Chickens go "cheep cheep cheep!"
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      Posted, 15th June 2010
      by Dominic
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      The roof is the best place to hang out, play football, and fool around with drug dealers.
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        Posted, 7th March 2010
        by HermanoBluth
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        You can't recognize your favorite customer until he comes in and orders a dozen roses.
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          Posted, 7th March 2010
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          Oh, hi (insert character name here)
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            Posted, 7th March 2010
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            Johnny is fed up of this world
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              Posted, 15th June 2010
              by Dominic
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              Sleeping with a dozen guys will land you in a hospital on Guerrero street.
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                Posted, 4th July 2010
                by HermanoBluth
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                Store keepers will never recognize their favorite customer, especially if that customer is huge, has long flowing black hair, and a thick accent.
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                  Posted, 30th November 2010
                  by Adam
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                  Yes, people with a hole in their head and all covered in blood are probably dead. But be sure... Ask someone if that person is dead.
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                    Posted, 5th December 2010
                    by churi
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                    Nothing says sex scene like a bad Boys II Men cover/mockup.
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                      Posted, 7th March 2010
                      by HermanoBluth
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                      Apparently, nobody in The Room has even seen a chicken.
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                        Posted, 7th March 2010
                        by HermanoBluth
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                        Johnny is expecting.
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                          Posted, 15th June 2010
                          by Dominic
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                          Lisa is tearing Johnny apart.
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                            Posted, 15th June 2010
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                            Make sure the camera is in focus for your graphic sex scenes. The other scenes don't matter.
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                              Posted, 9th July 2010
                              by HermanoBluth
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                              Always yell at your friend for acting like a psychologist moments after you yell at him to help you because he's a psychologist.
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                                Posted, 30th November 2010
                                by Adam
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                                You can hate your husband, but still throw him a huge surprise birthday party.
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                                  Posted, 14th January 2011
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                                  That Johnny is a good man, he is best friends with Mark, and that Lisa is beautiful.
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                                    Posted, 29th August 2011
                                    by Gerff
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                                    Don't worry if you forget where the film takes place; they keep reminding you by showing NUMEROUS pan shots
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                                      Posted, 7th March 2010
                                      by HermanoBluth
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                                      The Tanner Family are Lisa and Johnny's neighbors.
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                                        Posted, 7th March 2010
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                                        The ultimate proof that anyone, and I mean ANYONE, can make a movie.
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                                          Posted, 7th March 2010
                                          by HermanoBluth
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                                          Nothing says American like throwing a football around.
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                                            Posted, 7th March 2010
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                                            Why have one short sex scene when you can have multiple seven minute sex scenes?
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                                              Posted, 7th March 2010
                                              by HermanoBluth
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                                              The best way to get rid of your very successful and loving husband is to say that he hit you and got drunk.
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                                                Posted, 7th March 2010
                                                by HermanoBluth
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                                                When you put yourself into your movie, be sure to make yourself loved by everyone, even your "disgruntled" wife.
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                                                  Posted, 7th March 2010
                                                  by HermanoBluth
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                                                  When one actor quits, you can just get some other guy in there and surely no one will notice.
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                                                    Posted, 7th March 2010
                                                    by HermanoBluth
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                                                    The best time to fool around with your mistress is during the surprise birthday party for mistress's husband.
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                                                      Posted, 7th March 2010
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                                                      It is possible to make the world's stupidest movie.
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                                                        Posted, 15th June 2010
                                                        by Dominic
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                                                        Lisa doesn't wanna talk about it.
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                                                          Posted, 21st June 2010
                                                          by HermanoBluth
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                                                          Don't treat Lisa like a princess. She'll stab you in the back.
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                                                            Posted, 21st June 2010
                                                            by HermanoBluth
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                                                            You can't talk about your confidential bank client, but you can talk about your best friend's sex life. In Public.
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                                                              Posted, 21st June 2010
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                                                              Don't plan too much. It won't come out right.
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                                                                Posted, 21st June 2010
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                                                                They can afford to use Happy Birthday, but they can't afford to actually film on a rooftop or get a decent director of photography.
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                                                                  Posted, 21st June 2010
                                                                  by HermanoBluth
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                                                                  You owe Lisa one anyways.
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                                                                    Posted, 21st June 2010
                                                                    by HermanoBluth
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                                                                    You know what they say, love is blind.
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                                                                      Posted, 21st June 2010
                                                                      by HermanoBluth
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                                                                      Everybody looks like a baby face.
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                                                                        Posted, 21st June 2010
                                                                        by HermanoBluth
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                                                                        The computer business is too competitive.
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                                                                        • 30th May 2011 by JohnJay60
                                                                          Particularly in Silicon Valley / San Francisco, where there are no technology or software companies who are hiring.
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                                                                        Posted, 21st June 2010
                                                                        by HermanoBluth
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                                                                        It's totally natural to go into your friend's apartment, without their permission or knowledge, to have sex.
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                                                                          Posted, 21st June 2010
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                                                                          Chocolate IS a symbol of love.
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                                                                            Posted, 21st June 2010
                                                                            by HermanoBluth
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                                                                            The best place for stupid comments is your pocket.
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                                                                              Posted, 21st June 2010
                                                                              by HermanoBluth
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                                                                              It's always best to play football in a tuxedo.
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                                                                                Posted, 21st June 2010
                                                                                by HermanoBluth
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                                                                                It's best to put symbolism in the beginning of your movie and never even use it.
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                                                                                  Posted, 21st June 2010
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                                                                                  Mark can hear movie soundtracks.
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                                                                                    Posted, 21st June 2010
                                                                                    by HermanoBluth
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                                                                                    Candles, music, and sexy dresses are great for seducing your fiancee's best friend.
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                                                                                      Posted, 21st June 2010
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                                                                                      You gotta keep reminding your best friend that he IS your best friend.
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                                                                                        Posted, 21st June 2010
                                                                                        by HermanoBluth
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                                                                                        Footage of the cast throwing around a football is great way to fill time.
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                                                                                          Posted, 21st June 2010
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                                                                                          Cheesecake and a bottle of water make up the average coffee shop order.
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                                                                                            Posted, 4th July 2010
                                                                                            by HermanoBluth
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                                                                                            Guns just magically appear.
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                                                                                              Posted, 4th July 2010
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                                                                                              It's normal for people to enter and leave the room all in under a minute.
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                                                                                                Posted, 4th July 2010
                                                                                                by HermanoBluth
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                                                                                                Spoons serve as a great symbolic device.
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                                                                                                  Posted, 4th July 2010
                                                                                                  by HermanoBluth
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                                                                                                  Denny likes to watch.
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                                                                                                    Posted, 4th July 2010
                                                                                                    by HermanoBluth
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                                                                                                    Two is great, but three's a crowd.
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                                                                                                      Posted, 4th July 2010
                                                                                                      by HermanoBluth
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                                                                                                      He doesn't have five f*cking minutes.
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                                                                                                        Posted, 4th July 2010
                                                                                                        by HermanoBluth
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                                                                                                        Don't forget your underwears.
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                                                                                                          Posted, 4th July 2010
                                                                                                          by HermanoBluth
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                                                                                                          It's normal to play football and basketball up on the roof.
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                                                                                                            Posted, 4th July 2010
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                                                                                                            When editing your behind the scenes reel, make sure 75% of it shows a rotating shot of the cameras.
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                                                                                                              It's ideal to only to interview a small, unimportant cast member for your behind-the-scenes material.
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                                                                                                                Posted, 4th July 2010
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                                                                                                                ADR is your friend.
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                                                                                                                  Posted, 4th July 2010
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                                                                                                                  Tape recorders can record numerous weeks of material and pinpoint the exact footage you need.
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                                                                                                                    Posted, 4th July 2010
                                                                                                                    by HermanoBluth
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                                                                                                                    Johnny can hear conversations from far, far away.
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                                                                                                                      Posted, 4th July 2010
                                                                                                                      by HermanoBluth
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                                                                                                                      Don't shoot on a real roof. Use a green screen.
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                                                                                                                        Posted, 4th July 2010
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                                                                                                                        Film in both 35mm and HD. You can choose later.
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                                                                                                                          Posted, 4th July 2010
                                                                                                                          by HermanoBluth
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                                                                                                                          It's a big deal when someone shaves.
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                                                                                                                            Posted, 4th July 2010
                                                                                                                            by HermanoBluth
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                                                                                                                            Peter's always playing psychologist with Johnny and company.
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                                                                                                                              Posted, 4th July 2010
                                                                                                                              by HermanoBluth
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                                                                                                                              Be sure to give the main character a similar-sounding name to yours.
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                                                                                                                                Posted, 4th July 2010
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                                                                                                                                Your film doesn't need to make sense or have a coherent plot to be a hit.
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                                                                                                                                  Posted, 4th July 2010
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                                                                                                                                  You can afford apartment rent for both you and the retarded kid, nice flowers everyday, sexy dresses for your girl, and that retarded kid's tuition on a banker's salary.
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                                                                                                                                    But, you're crushed if after 7 years of earning sufficient money for this lifestyle you don't make even MORE money. Also, bankers are allowed to look like aging new-age rock stars with hair, tie, and suit that would have fit most 80's bands.
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                                                                                                                                  Posted, 4th July 2010
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                                                                                                                                  If you buy a dozen roses from the flower shop, you will become their favorite customer, and make sure you say hi to the dog before you leave.
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                                                                                                                                    Posted, 5th July 2010
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                                                                                                                                    The flower shop clerk won't recognize her favorite customer until he purchases a dozen red roses.
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                                                                                                                                      Posted, 5th July 2010
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                                                                                                                                      You can be in love with both some guy's fiancée and some girl at school.
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                                                                                                                                        Posted, 5th July 2010
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                                                                                                                                        It's totally not creepy to say you want to have kids with a girl that probably doesn't even know you.
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                                                                                                                                          Posted, 5th July 2010
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                                                                                                                                          Always cue the dramatic music at the most undramatic moments.
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                                                                                                                                            Posted, 6th July 2010
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                                                                                                                                            Men kissing their dead best friend doesn't look gay at all.
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                                                                                                                                              Posted, 7th July 2010
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                                                                                                                                              Johnny can steal mistresses away.
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                                                                                                                                                Everyone can understand your mumbling.
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                                                                                                                                                  Johnny understands life, while Lisa doesn't.
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                                                                                                                                                    You always must tell your future husband everything.
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                                                                                                                                                      Always say what you're going to do.
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                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 10th July 2010
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                                                                                                                                                        Doing homework is a good codeword for sex.
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                                                                                                                                                          Stories about girls dating numerous guys, getting beaten up, and ending up in the hospital are really funny and entertaining.
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                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 4th August 2010
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                                                                                                                                                            White-boy drama feels like sitting on an atomic bomb, waiting for it to go off.
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                                                                                                                                                              When you find out that someone bought drugs, the best questions to ask are what kind of drugs and money they were involved with.
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                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 4th August 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                In the world of "The Room", no one pays for their coffee and cheesecake.
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                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 1st September 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                  Don't worry about it.
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                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 1st September 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                    The best time to shoot your wedding photos is a month before your wedding.
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                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 11th October 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                      You can be in love with both some guy's fiancée and some random girl at school.
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                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 14th October 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                        You can die by falling down after failing to catch a football.
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                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 14th October 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                          Girl talk is very secretive.
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                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 14th October 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                            He'll record everything and show them all.
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                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 14th October 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                              Johnny is awesome, Johnny loves Lisa, Lisa can't live on her own. Repeat for two hours.
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                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 14th October 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                Girls are too smart, too dumb, and flat-out evil.
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                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 30th November 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                  There is never any wind on the roof.
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                                                                                                                                                                                    Tommy is also Johnny.
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                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 14th January 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                      When you get angry over your fiance cheating on you, be sure to throw a TV set out the window.
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                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 14th January 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                        The best way to show Americana is to have your characters play football all the time.
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                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 14th January 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                          You can always re-edit your trailer from a drama to a black comedy.
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                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 14th January 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                            Belly buttons can substitute for vaginae.
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                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 14th January 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                              Establish your relationships to people over and over again.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 14th January 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                                People still use tape recorders.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 14th January 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  Dubbed dialog comes across as seamless.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 14th January 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    Don't show really busy people doing stuff. Just have them say they're busy.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 14th January 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      The best filmmakers get credited multiple times in their own movie.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 14th January 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        Drug dealers are too impatient to wait five minutes for their money.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 26th June 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          The title of this film is open to debate.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 10th February 2015
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                                                                                                                                                                                                            Who the fuck is this guy?
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                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 25th March 2015
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                                                                                                                                                                                                              WHO. THE FUCK. IS THIS GUY?!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 25th March 2015
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