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Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog

Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
This list was started on 1st December 2009 by Anon
There are 51 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 6th April 2012

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If you plan to rob a bank with a freezeray, broadcasting it on your blog probably isn't the wisest idea.
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    Posted, 1st December 2009
    by Anon
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    The homeless will accept empty bowls, if you wear a fake mustache and appear distracted by a personal vendetta.
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      Posted, 4th December 2009
      by emphatic
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      You can't ignore the Evil Laugh. It's a matter of principle.
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        Posted, 1st December 2009
        by Anon
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        It's better the second time; they say you get to do the weird stuff.
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        • 4th December 2009 by Anon
          "We do the weird stuff!"
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        Posted, 1st December 2009
        by Anon
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        People have problems with girls who work with the homeless and don't eat meat.
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          Posted, 1st December 2009
          by Anon
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          There's no happy ending, so they say. No seriously, it's Joss Whedon. There's no happy ending.
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          • 5th December 2009 by Anon
            I feel that it is important to see this one stay in the top ten of these learnings.
          • 4th December 2009 by Loli Pop
            Stop pretending
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          Posted, 2nd December 2009
          by Anon
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          It's not about making money. It's about taking money.
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            Posted, 4th December 2009
            by emphatic
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            You should be doing six hours a week with a vocal coach before you even THINK about performing your evil laugh.
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              Posted, 1st December 2009
              by Anon
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              What a shame to be remembered as 'That hero's girlfriend that almost greatly helped the homeless until her secret lover who is a criminal mastermind accidentally killed her'.
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                Posted, 1st December 2009
                by Anon
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                Evil deeds can be carried out with an easy iPhone app.
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                • 2nd December 2009 by Anon
                  There's even a "Take Over the World" app.
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                Posted, 1st December 2009
                by Anon
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                Cars can be thrown at specific parts of a person's body.
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                  Posted, 2nd December 2009
                  by Anon
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                  The hammer is in Captain Hammer's private region.
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                    Posted, 4th December 2009
                    by emphatic
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                    Villains blink in an exaggerated manner around women they are attracted to.
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                      Posted, 4th December 2009
                      by emphatic
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                      A sing-along theme song is the mark of ultimate evilness.
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                        Posted, 4th December 2009
                        by roxii
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                        When you mention Gandhi, confessing to wanting to be an evil villain is instantly forgotten. Because Gandhi is awesome.
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                          Posted, 4th December 2009
                          by umm
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                          The status is NOT quo.
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                            Posted, 7th December 2009
                            by Anon
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                            When ever you open a letter cowboys will sing about it.
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                              Posted, 14th April 2011
                              by allysapi
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                              Evil Genius needs Evil Quarters to do Evil Laundry.
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                                Posted, 1st December 2009
                                by Anon
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                                If you ever need to get away with a crime, just throw a pretty woman on the scene, and the hero will forget all about you.
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                                  Posted, 1st December 2009
                                  by Anon
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                                  How did these singing cowboys get in here?
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                                    Posted, 1st December 2009
                                    by Anon
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                                    Captain Hammer is the first hero to have a boy fangirl in a three-part vocal ensemble.
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                                    • 4th December 2009 by umm
                                      i doubt that XD
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                                    Posted, 1st December 2009
                                    by Anon
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                                    Liquefied gold bars smell like cumin.
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                                      Posted, 1st December 2009
                                      by Anon
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                                      More "life sucks" anthems should be sung in 6/8 time. Makes them catchier that way.
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                                        Posted, 1st December 2009
                                        by Anon
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                                        It's not about making money. It's about taking money.
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                                          Posted, 4th December 2009
                                          by emphatic
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                                          Justice has a new name, and the name that it has, besides justice, is Captain Hammer.
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                                            Posted, 4th December 2009
                                            by umm
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                                            A hero doesn't care if you're a bunch of dirty alcoholic bums.
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                                              Posted, 4th December 2009
                                              by Loli Pop
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                                              Real heroes save your life by throwing you in garbage.
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                                                Posted, 4th December 2009
                                                by Loli Pop
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                                                Bad Horse will make you his mare.
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                                                  Posted, 7th December 2009
                                                  by Anon
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                                                  If you are a female love interest, you will die.
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                                                    Posted, 20th December 2009
                                                    by HermanoBluth
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                                                    Captain Hammer is awesome! End of story!
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                                                      Posted, 20th January 2010
                                                      by TiffYG2133
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                                                      Never go after someone's crush just to screw with him.
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                                                        Posted, 11th March 2010
                                                        by ekedolphin
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                                                        Even at his most badass, Moist can only make people feel like they need to take a shower.
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                                                          Posted, 11th March 2010
                                                          by KayDee
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                                                          After the second time with a chick you get to do the weird stuff!
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                                                            Posted, 26th July 2010
                                                            by ryan corderman
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                                                            An evil sidekick with a name/ability like Moist must have had a hard childhood. Always wetting his pants.
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                                                              Posted, 1st December 2009
                                                              by Anon
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                                                              There's a serious deficiency of police forces in this town.
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                                                                Posted, 1st December 2009
                                                                by Anon
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                                                                Breyer tried to make a Bad Horse play doll, but all evidence and those involved with the project mysteriously disappeared over night.
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                                                                  Posted, 1st December 2009
                                                                  by Anon
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                                                                  Bad Horse is the "Thoroughbred of Sin!"
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                                                                    Posted, 4th December 2009
                                                                    by emphatic
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                                                                    Getting accepted into the Evil League of Evil requires a costume change.
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                                                                      Posted, 4th December 2009
                                                                      by emphatic
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                                                                      Superheroes wear sweater vests and have them laundered on a regular basis.
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                                                                        Posted, 4th December 2009
                                                                        by emphatic
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                                                                        It is not at all improbable for David Bowie to have been murdered nearly 30 years ago without our knowledge and afterward to have joined a league of villains.
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                                                                          Posted, 5th December 2009
                                                                          by Anon
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                                                                          A dual Death-ray and Freeze-ray gun will malfunction and blow up if mishandled. Good news, it will only mortally injure one person. Bad news, it will be the woman you love.
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                                                                          • 3rd November 2012 by Movie Genius
                                                                            That wouldn't really be good news, will it, then?
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                                                                          Posted, 24th December 2009
                                                                          by nikkabee
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                                                                          The world is a mess, and Dr. Horrible just... needs to... rule it!
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                                                                            Posted, 18th March 2010
                                                                            by ekedolphin
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                                                                            At his most badass, Moist makes people feel like they want to take a shower.
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                                                                              Posted, 18th March 2010
                                                                              by ekedolphin
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                                                                              Even evil has standards; witness the fact that Dr. Horrible was incredulous that Moist suggested smothering an old lady or killing a little kid to get into the ELE.
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                                                                                Posted, 18th March 2010
                                                                                by ekedolphin
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                                                                                There was a time when Penny couldn't imagine being fired. Now she can picture it really well.
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                                                                                  Posted, 21st March 2010
                                                                                  by ekedolphin
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                                                                                  The hammer is my penis... just so you know.
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                                                                                    Posted, 26th July 2010
                                                                                    by ryan corderman
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                                                                                    The status is not quo.
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                                                                                      Posted, 22nd February 2011
                                                                                      by Molesworth
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                                                                                      Being able to make a speech about the homeless while your girlfriend is there is a totally good way to be able to sing a song about how you had sex with her and tell everyone how great you are.
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                                                                                        Posted, 10th November 2011
                                                                                        by Movie Genius
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                                                                                        It is now possible to be able to have a PhD in Horribleness.
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                                                                                          Posted, 10th November 2011
                                                                                          by Movie Genius
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                                                                                          About the most willing people in this town to either solve or cause it includes Captain Hammer who is a total egocentric narcissist who likes to have sex with Penny, and a misunderstood mad professor who has a crush on Penny and wants to take over the world.
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                                                                                            Posted, 10th November 2011
                                                                                            by Movie Genius
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                                                                                            Captain Reynolds has been moonlighting again.
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                                                                                              Posted, 6th April 2012
                                                                                              by pocketg99
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